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hypo you have full ls debt, any school, and can pick from the following
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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: mildly autistic mood no other assets to start. no parental support no inheritance.
option #1.
8 or 9 phenotype, chosen by lottery (10 is theoretical but actually impossible, so i didnt include it). but you must derive any income you earn from youtube videos for the rest of your life. you can invest in bonds bc i dont count that as income even though the irs does. you may never work a real job again.
option #2
5 or 6 or 7 phenotype, chosen by lottery. biglaw is almost guaranteed for life if you include ofs counsel positions, but equity partner is possible. you must put in effort and bill the hours. there will be a prudent but fair referee that decides if you are to be fired for really halfassing your work. other than that you can cruise at non-equity/ofs counsel level or strive for partner.
either way you have to attend law school and rack up the debt.
if you decline you are executed. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Splenetic brilliant piazza famous landscape painting #1 and its not even close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906526) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: mildly autistic mood yeah. would be bad if you struck out at youtubing though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906642) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:19 PM Author: Splenetic brilliant piazza famous landscape painting i'd rather earn $20k a year youtubing--with that phenotype--than biglaw under those circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906747) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: mildly autistic mood thats fine but you still have to earn the 20k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906815) |
Date: May 5th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: plum very tactful den twinkling uncleanness how much do i have to pay for execution? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906654) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: bipolar stead don't fuck with the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906665) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: vigorous prole pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906672) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: aqua arousing roast beef place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906683) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Chartreuse voyeur I decline effective immediately and waive any right to appeals, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906658) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: multi-colored set what if Google shuts down youtube?
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: bipolar stead I assume to be rated an 8 or 9 you're at least 6'3" in this hypo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906666) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: mildly autistic mood obviously
edit: i misspoke. you can be a 25yo brad pitt type but also 6'1'' or so. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Nubile windowlicker Never. Phenotype can’t be above a 5 if you’re under 6’4. Height is pure nougat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906697) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: aqua arousing roast beef place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906700) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: bipolar stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906746) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: mildly autistic mood i dont think this is true. 6'1'' brad pitt would be fine. 6'0'' would be death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906811) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: multi-colored set what about the actual Brad Pitt at 5'11"?
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: Nubile windowlicker This was before nougat was as as important as it is today. Plus he’s on film. Like Tom cruise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48906932) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: mildly autistic mood i explicitly said hes 6'1'' in this thread. theres a huge difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720786&forum_id=2#48907044) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Red School Cuck #1.
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