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POLL: what's your wife's body count?

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Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
1 handful
titillating hissy fit
  05/20/25
1 guy before me. whore
At-the-ready smoky pistol
  05/20/25
180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but accord...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept wi...
crystalline hideous church
  05/20/25
go away you indian turd bastard
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would ...
crystalline hideous church
  05/20/25
(smelly assnigger nonwhite)
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky choc...
crystalline hideous church
  05/20/25
wife?
Slap-happy university codepig
  05/20/25
i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.
crystalline hideous church
  05/20/25
30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?
At-the-ready smoky pistol
  05/20/25
mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't car...
crystalline hideous church
  05/20/25
lol sure it is
Glittery Sandwich Windowlicker
  05/21/25
men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use th...
Confused hateful market cuckoldry
  05/20/25
body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped. gla...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about se...
Confused hateful market cuckoldry
  05/20/25
i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/20/25
monthly nut
Self-absorbed Onyx Rigpig Brunch
  05/20/25
while I watched?
sticky laughsome idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  05/20/25
Are you talking shit or actual LS?
fear-inspiring goyim
  05/20/25
Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut
Wonderful rehab
  05/20/25
I’ve lost track since the wedding
hairless bat-shit-crazy mood state
  05/20/25
...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/21/25
She lost count but somewhere over 500 She’s not ver...
erotic purple locale foreskin
  05/21/25
amazing poast moniker synergy
Autistic Impertinent Kitty
  05/21/25
i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i k...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/21/25
1 including me
Glittery Sandwich Windowlicker
  05/21/25
she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far
vibrant swollen abode marketing idea
  05/21/25
...
Hyperventilating Ape Chad
  05/22/25
I dunno
Maniacal Gunner
  05/22/25
2
cobalt bawdyhouse
  05/22/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

i'm doing research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947280)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: titillating hissy fit

1 handful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947281)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready smoky pistol

1 guy before me. whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947282)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.

LMK if you want me to explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947286)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: crystalline hideous church

it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947290)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

go away you indian turd bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947296)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: crystalline hideous church

if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947301)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

(smelly assnigger nonwhite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947302)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: crystalline hideous church

you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947307)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy university codepig

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947283)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: crystalline hideous church

i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947285)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready smoky pistol

30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947400)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: crystalline hideous church

mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947428)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Glittery Sandwich Windowlicker

lol sure it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950232)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Confused hateful market cuckoldry

men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.

i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop

youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947291)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.

glazed is new so i will give you that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947300)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Confused hateful market cuckoldry

fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex

i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947306)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947310)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Onyx Rigpig Brunch

monthly nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947304)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: sticky laughsome idea he suggested step-uncle's house

while I watched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947297)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring goyim

Are you talking shit or actual LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947648)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful rehab

Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947389)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: hairless bat-shit-crazy mood state

I’ve lost track since the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947434)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950150)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: erotic purple locale foreskin

She lost count but somewhere over 500

She’s not very sexual anymore tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950176)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Autistic Impertinent Kitty

amazing poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950213)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad

i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950215)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Glittery Sandwich Windowlicker

1 including me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950220)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vibrant swollen abode marketing idea

she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ape Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953547)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Maniacal Gunner

I dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: cobalt bawdyhouse

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953564)