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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
very tactful ticket booth fanboi
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
swashbuckling community account
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
swashbuckling community account
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Yapping electric tanning salon
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
swashbuckling community account
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Yapping electric tanning salon
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
swashbuckling community account
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
very tactful ticket booth fanboi
  01/05/26
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very tactful ticket booth fanboi
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
swashbuckling community account
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
very tactful ticket booth fanboi
  01/06/26
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Titillating jew really tough guy
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
swashbuckling community account
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Demanding Goal In Life Sanctuary
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
turquoise school cafeteria yarmulke
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Fantasy-prone Voyeur
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
swashbuckling community account
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Exhilarant at-the-ready stead
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
swashbuckling community account
  01/06/26
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sienna cruise ship
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Fantasy-prone Voyeur
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
swashbuckling community account
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Exhilarant at-the-ready stead
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
swashbuckling community account
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Exhilarant at-the-ready stead
  01/06/26
Lmao
very tactful ticket booth fanboi
  01/06/26
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impertinent unholy locale knife
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
hairraiser nowag
  01/06/26
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Yapping electric tanning salon
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: very tactful ticket booth fanboi

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Yapping electric tanning salon

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Yapping electric tanning salon

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: very tactful ticket booth fanboi

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: very tactful ticket booth fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: very tactful ticket booth fanboi

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Titillating jew really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Demanding Goal In Life Sanctuary

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: turquoise school cafeteria yarmulke

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Voyeur

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant at-the-ready stead

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Voyeur

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant at-the-ready stead

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant at-the-ready stead

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: very tactful ticket booth fanboi

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: impertinent unholy locale knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: hairraiser nowag

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Yapping electric tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)