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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine
  01/05/26
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Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine
  01/06/26
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arousing bipolar parlor partner
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
House-broken Aqua Doctorate Death Wish
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Primrose spot
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
clear address
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Maroon travel guidebook national security agency
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/06/26
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contagious theater roast beef
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
clear address
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Maroon travel guidebook national security agency
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
pearl sanctuary deer antler
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Maroon travel guidebook national security agency
  01/06/26
Lmao
Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine
  01/06/26
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hilarious mood weed whacker
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Chestnut place of business
  01/06/26
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Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: arousing bipolar parlor partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: House-broken Aqua Doctorate Death Wish

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Primrose spot

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: clear address

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Maroon travel guidebook national security agency

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: contagious theater roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: clear address

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Maroon travel guidebook national security agency

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: pearl sanctuary deer antler

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Maroon travel guidebook national security agency

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Irradiated dun factory reset button dopamine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: hilarious mood weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chestnut place of business

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Disgusting swashbuckling marketing idea nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)