TTT Justification Mythology: A Study [174]
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:04 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318137) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:06 PM Author: vivacious jet-lagged plaza yarmulke
Top 14 classic post.
Up there near the quill pen
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318144) |
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Date: January 31st, 2006 12:05 AM Author: Iridescent travel guidebook
what you say is true, but incomplete.
you need to analyze your own motivations. you are well qualified academically and bright. but you are sadly, sadly insecure. this is obvious because you need to declare that you are better and more qualified than everyone else.
which is probably true. you probably are smarter. you probably do have a better job than most, etc., etc. but you are also clearly far more insecure than most. most in your situation do not feel the need to declare their credentials, because they are secure. they do not need the praise and awe of onlookers.
you need to "act like you have been there before." by constantly declaring how wonderful and well qualified you are, you are not acting like you have been there before.
this is coming from someone who agrees with the substance of your post, although it is not all that original.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4953118) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:09 PM Author: vivacious jet-lagged plaza yarmulke
The following does not seem like the typical 174 sentence:
While the TTT justifier would ideally reject these relative quality systems, most TTTs realize this is too outlandish to garner support within mainstream thought
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318166) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:58 PM Author: razzmatazz fat ankles
he's an exception. i suspect he us wasn't willing to grovel with professors for better grades, or else he'd have gotten in anywhere. no doubt the LSAT score is solid.
by the way, the original post will live on as a foundational document.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318600) |
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Date: November 26th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: Federal learning disabled boistinker stag film
This post is bewildering.
BC, BU, Suffolk, Patent Law, and Boston are all TTTs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4385685) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:26 PM Author: pale adventurous public bath pisswyrm
Uhh, OK, dude.
I went to Wayne State. I currently work at three of the V5 firms, and 7 of the V20. And I only work 12 hours a week.
Ask His Doodness; I sent him my transcript.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318305) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: pale adventurous public bath pisswyrm
"those were surely be for a good laugh"
Do they have remedial English classes at v20 firms? I think not.
You should consult one of my fellow 2005 Wayne State graduates, who invented the Merriam Webster Dictionary.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318341) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: sickened rigpig
Uh, actually I go to a top 15 medical school, which is considerably harder to get into than HLS.
Also, it was more a jab at the fact that nobody outside the legal profession cares about firm "prestige" than asserting you don't have friends. The other dude was right, you seem very defensive and un-174-like. These posts seem like they were authored by pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318275) |
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Date: November 18th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: scarlet flickering bbw sweet tailpipe
Did you just take an intro psychology class online?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321486) |
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Date: November 26th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
You missed the point. That's spectacular- no, fantastic- yes, fantastic- that they're attending law school. My problem is with comments like these:
'All t14 students are losers who never get laid'
'I have have lots of game'
'I have no debt and you do therefore I pwn you'
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4391365) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: Sable slippery patrolman
this was hilarious but horribly written.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318276) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:37 PM Author: pale adventurous public bath pisswyrm
Also, I got a 185 on my LSAT.
Impressive 174, though; that's what my grandmother got.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318406) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:45 PM Author: pale adventurous public bath pisswyrm
It was a separate clause; I believe the grammatical choice was appropriate, though I'm not sure. I'll check with fellow Wayne Stater James Joyce and get back to you. For now, I'm heading out in my Wayne State Members Only jacket (you can't buy one on the street, so don't ask) and having my cook make me dinner at the official southern Los Angeles Wayne State Club (Jack in the Box).
Later, unprestigiousers!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318477) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: ungodly razzle stock car address
Renada, you have too much time on your hands. Wow.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: ungodly razzle stock car address
Cultivating distinct identities on xoxo is more effective when you don't lapse into the wrong character in such an obvious way.
HTH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318537) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 7:54 PM Author: Poppy hospital selfie
Another common TTT justification is: "I'm going to <a TTT> because they are really strong in <some obscure TTT legal specialty>." For example: "I'm going to Tulane because they are really strong in maritime law." Who do these TTT's think they're fooling?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318554) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 7:55 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
"I'm going to Tulane because they are really strong in maritime law."
It fucking better be the school is underwater like the lost city of atlantis.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318567) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 8:01 PM Author: ungodly razzle stock car address
It now makes perfect sense that you would suggest confirming your identity via Renada. If you are really an attorney, you're pathetic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318624) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 8:42 PM Author: ungodly razzle stock car address
And how, pray tell, did you confirm? Did you send something to GTO that "Renada" (having worked for a top Vault firm, and no doubt with friends having done so as well) would not have access to?
I thought not.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4318911) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 10:09 PM Author: Orchid useless internal respiration keepsake machete
i'm not familiar with the requirements of obtaining patents, but i think this theory certainly deserves a patent
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4319656) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 10:45 PM Author: Glittery turquoise gas station
Wow, friend you keep topping yourself post after post, your theory is excellent.
I look forward to the day you become the President of these United States and share your Prestige with all of America. Keep up the good work, you are an inspiration for us all.
EDIT: The 'Quill Pen' is still my favorite
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4320028) |
Date: November 17th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Hunting Ground
This is an age old battle with a predictable result. Temporarily successful people have always tried to anoint themselves to a position of permanent and guaranteed success. The motivation behind this self-anointment is their known insecurity. They know they don't belong on top. They know they don't have what it takes to stay on top. They know they're a fraud. They know they will be discovered. They know they can be taken down with minor effort. So they desperately try to fool the world into believing they have an unchallengeable and divine right to be on top.
In every society, the aristocracy tried to do this to the rest of the population - and were crushed.
The English tried to do it to the Americans - and were crushed.
This approach is especially prevalent in third world countries. In India, they tried to accomplish this via a caste system - I don't know if the system still exists, but if it does it's on it's last days.
This third-world-country approach has no place in the United States. If you first generation Americans brought this idea over from your third-world roots, I suggest you part ways with it.
So ... to you HYS V5 people who want to anoint yourselves, I have one thing to say. Your world will come crashing down. You are the British and your competition are the American revolutionaries. If this were Star Wars you would be the Empire. If this were the Bible you would be the Pharoah.
Throughout human history – you have served one purpose and one purpose only, to be crushed by the people you tried to anoint yourselves over. That is your destiny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4320249)
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Date: November 17th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: heady flatulent property organic girlfriend
lol, i found that post to be quite funny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4320593) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 12:34 AM Author: Confused heaven Subject: all i have to say in response is
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4320904) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 1:05 AM Author: Unhinged Trust Fund
A+ i endorse this theory 100%.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321194) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 1:07 AM Author: Saffron dashing dragon nursing home
we must strive to understand both the theoretical framework of TTT justification doctrine, as well its practical implications. when one encounters the brute force and persistance of a prominent TTT justifier, the encounter can be so shocking to common sense that it can actually transform the normal ego into a super-charged 'hyper-ego' that takes on a truly violent vigilante incarnation, like when a benevolent robot suddenly deploys a nuclear cannon.
for example, one of my acquaintances recently told me that she chose virginia law over harvard. i mused over this fact peacefully before realizing that i had already engaged her in the sequence of personal combat with a solid roundhouse kick to her solar plexus.
admittingly this was only the literal manifestation representing the death of her rationality. yet we must not succumb to the vigilante instinct; we must give these people the proper treatment that they deserve. the gift of prestige is the gift of redemption. we must redeem these 'loser-fuckers' into 'winner-fuckers' before the hour of reckoning tolls.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321213)
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Date: November 18th, 2005 1:12 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Misanthropic Hunting Ground
"for example, one of my acquaintances recently told me that she chose virginia law over harvard. i mused over this fact peacefully before realizing that i had already engaged her in the sequence of personal combat with a solid roundhouse kick to her solar plexus."
LOL. The birth of a new heat-of-passion defense.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321278) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: hairless sexy feces
How would someone who gets a V5 offer (a permanent offer for after graduation), but then turns it down for a non-V5, fit into your theory (which I enjoyed reading about)?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321314) |
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Date: November 18th, 2005 1:58 AM Author: indigo coiffed location
Prestigious.
Prestige lies in the inputs. If your inputs (grades/school/interview skills, etc.) yield a V5 offer you have proven your prestige and will face no qualitative prestige reduction by failing to exercise the OPTION to go to the V5. The fuckers who fall within my trap are those who do not have the option and therefore either pretend they do or admit they don't but in so doing decry its desireability.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321609) |
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Date: November 18th, 2005 2:06 AM Author: Medicated Costumed Church Building
really?
and how long do previous prestige inputs last? what is the shelf life of a prestige input, persay....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321656) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 2:16 AM Author: Stubborn turdskin
since you have seen neither my transcript nor my offer letters, you have no basis to make these defamatory remarks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321697) |
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Date: November 18th, 2005 2:44 AM Author: indigo coiffed location
(1) I don't know who you are and I didn't mention you in my thread. "Ksusha" is a random name. Any correlation to a real douchebag is purely coincidental and unintentional. I'll change it to "Bob" if you'd like.
(2) You obviously have no clue what defamation is. I would love to see you craft a cause of action from the OP. Don't think for a minute that I am remotely intimidated by this idiocy.
(3) I am taking my opinion from remarks on a thread from last night, where you assert that all biglaw firms are "sweatshops" and that only socially awkward fuckers work at them.
(4) HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321787) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 2:20 AM Author: Clear dilemma
Your adherence to both PPP and to "vault" rankings embarrass you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4321709) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: thriller place of business quadroon
Yawn.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4322335) |
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Date: November 18th, 2005 4:55 PM Author: thriller place of business quadroon
So whoever responds to my Yawn could be "in some capacity homosexually attracted to or jealous or envious of" me? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4325492)
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Date: November 18th, 2005 9:49 AM Author: Disrespectful round eye national security agency
Loved it!
Can someone link me to the "quill pen"? Thanks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4322433) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 3:52 PM Author: walnut hominid
It is ironic that a Columbia student who claims to attend HYS is writing this study.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4324890) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 4:57 PM Author: talented ladyboy
Spelling errors and comma splices are beyond TTT. Seriously.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4325515) |
Date: November 18th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Confused heaven
I was reading lawschooldiscussion.org today and this is absolutely right. Did you use them as labrats or something?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4326471) |
Date: November 26th, 2005 2:09 AM Author: low-t stage double fault
I am laughing all the way to the bank to a tune of a non-150,000 dollar debt diploma. LOL
HTH
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Date: November 26th, 2005 1:58 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
You just proved my theory.
You're attending a shitty law school and you feel bad about it. To justify this failure you have constructed the myth that law school will cost me 150K. In reality it costs me nothing because my parents pay tuition. Most T14 students will pay 100K at most, and many of us pay a lot less due to scholarships.
The second myth you construct to justify your shitty existence is that law school debt is particular to the good schools. This is more TTT mythology. Ask your peers at your shit school- I promise you many of them are taking loans, some of which will be substantial.
If you ever want to be made into an ass, just come back to this thread.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 6:57 PM Author: low-t stage double fault
heh you are just hilarious. You are also a piece of shit liar. "Many pay a lot less due to scholarships". Go to the Lsac website and look at the official stats. About 15 percent of students at Harvard get half a ride or more.
I am living it up, moron.... I am good looking I have girls left and right... had them before even going to college. Not like 99 percent of the little boys on this board - ooh, am I tall enough, am I muscular enough, am I thin enough...hehe.
I bet you are some clown going to Cooley just trolling the board. In fact I dont give a rats rear behind where the fuck you go.
The mere fact that you are dependent on mommy and daddy at your age is absolutely hilarious. I guarantee you will be back here in a year whining about the workload. I will be laughing my silly heart out.
HTH turkeyboy
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Date: November 26th, 2005 7:18 PM Author: low-t stage double fault
Shut your **** trap idiot. Go look at the turnover statistics yourself. I am not making "gettin laid" up but if it makes you feel better go ahead and believe what you want. There are janitors with top game that are getting more pussy than all of you combined while you are yanking off to your Gilbert's supplement.
Here is the 174 justification theory.....
I can also come up with a theory that says all people paying top dollar for 7 years of back to back stress and exams are coming on this board to justify their existence. You guys have to assert your pedigree in order to feel like spending 300,000-400,000 and high opportunity cost was a good investment. That its all a good investment (sounds like a pitch from a 12 year old hedge fund manager) since I will work X amount of time in biglaw than Y amount of time as an in house counsel. You flippin idiots think you can plany your career for the next 10 years. Go run a search on the board under "debt" "financial aid" "miserable" depressed" and the real insecurities/anxiety begins to surface.
HTH
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Date: November 26th, 2005 7:25 PM Author: apoplectic sanctuary generalized bond
Average Law School Debt / Percentage of Students Graduating With Debt
Stanford University (CA) $92,560 82%
Yale University (CT) $85,593 86%
Harvard University (MA) $81,975 84%
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4388649)
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Date: November 26th, 2005 7:29 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
Maybe you should shut your ******* trap. I'm very happy with life. Princeton + a top law school hasn't cost me anything. **** you, *******. You ******* loser-******* think you're going to do well in life? Wrong, **** you. I have accepted an offer at a Vault 5. Unless I somehow blow it (not ******* likely, as basically no one does) I will be starting at 125K + bonus next year. If I do blow it, I'll just go to another firm and get 125K + bonus from them. We live in different worlds. Mine is prestigious and fun. Yours ******* sucks- have fun with your ****** life and mediocre salary you ******* loser-*******. HT*H
Ah yes, more reference to "game" in your post. I'm sure the "pussy" janitors with "top game" get is something I would really be interested in. I for one will take jerking off into my Gilbert's summaries rather than have sex with someone who will fuck a janitor with "top game." I guess this thread has turned into a comparison of our relative socio-economic positions. And, since this concept seems to elude you, succesful people tend to have sex, too. We don't need some white-trash concept of "game," just as we don't need to put rims on our 1980 Ford Broncos and "flash" our "bling" to get women. We attract them because we're not LOSERS. I'm sure this helps.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: Unhinged Trust Fund
Date: November 26th, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: coolboy
I needed something to dampen my premature ejaculation when I saw your mom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=300723&forum_id=2#4389042)
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oh my
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Date: November 27th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: low-t stage double fault
OK let me prove conclusively with no shred of doubt that you are EXTREMELY insecure/no confidence. Everytime I say something that bugs you a bit you come up with sentences to qualify yourself. Sentences such as
1. "I study a lot, sure, but I do other things as well, such as running. Yes fucker I run."
2. "I love life. I will be going.....
These are defensive qualifications. In otherwords you are actually responding to my contentions even though you claim them to be illusory. That proves to me 100000000 percent that everything I am saying is true. Otherwise why even qualify yourself and provide evidence contrary to my assertions on an anonymous board.
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Date: November 27th, 2005 12:11 AM Author: low-t stage double fault
Your lack of a substantive response compounds this to the nth degree.
hehehe...... its so fucking clear that you have deep deep problems.
HTH turkeyboy
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Date: November 26th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: low-t stage double fault
Dude it is quiet obvious from all of your posts, especially this one, that you have deep rooted anger/anxiety issues. You try to assert your masculinity by swearing then supporting it by I went to this school, I have this job. You are in fact a carbon copy of Pee Wee Herman. Go google "online bipolar diagnostic test. I hope C & F doesn't find out.
HTH
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Date: November 26th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: low-t stage double fault
hmmmmm...... I wonder if the fact that you know that C & F doesn't care about bipolar indicate that you have it.
Overall, then, my chances of passing the bar are quiet high. Ask your mommy....
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Date: November 26th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
The first sentence in your post in completely stupid. For example, if I were to say, "AIDS causes your dick to fall off" and you were to correct me by saying, "That's not true," would it mean that you have AIDS? No? You mean your post is filled with the illogical idiocy of a stupid individual who attends a shitty law school? I, for one, am shocked.
Second, your ability to pass the bar will have more to do with your low IQ and terrible legal education than it will with my mother.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 11:29 PM Author: low-t stage double fault
You idiot.
First of all I said "maybe" you have bipolar. I am inclined to believe you have bipolar not because you know about the consequences of nondisclosure with C & F but rather based on your posts from before that demonstrate crystal clear anxiety/anger issues. The fact that you knew about C and F was just a minor hint at something that I already realized from before.
Actually there is a good chance in the future you will very well see what AIDs is like after banging a few crack whores while your "girlfriend" is being slammed by some black guy in the village.
I have a low IQ and I am stupid but ask your slutty mommy how good I am in bed..... thats all that matters to me.....
She is most generous - pays tuition, gives head everynight....
HTH turkeyboy
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Date: November 27th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: indigo coiffed location
HOLY FUCK, A BIG BLACK GUY IS BANGING MY GF IN THE PARK!?!?!?
Wait, slow down! I'm not dating ruskiegirl.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 7:13 PM Author: apoplectic sanctuary generalized bond
http://www.calicocat.com/2004/08/law-school-big-lie.html
Every year tens of thousands of wannabe lawyers enter law school. The majority will be extremely disappointed by their career opportunities.
Thus the title of this essay: law school is a big lie. People enter law school with the idea that a law degree is their ticket to a comfortable upper middle class lifestyle. In fact, just the opposite, law school for most is a ticket to a worse financial state than if they had not attended at all.
This news is hard for people to accept, because “everyone knows” that lawyers make a lot of money. Right? Well look at the salaries for government lawyers in your area. They probably start in the 30s. Why would anyone take a job paying in the 30s if law jobs pay six figures? They wouldn’t. After a decade or more of service to the state, you salary will most likely max out in the five figures. That’s a pretty lousy salary for a job that requires three years of graduate school education. There are plenty of people without any graduate education earning six figures, and they don’t have to pay back the student loans that lawyers have to take out in order to pay for law school. Bill Gates is the richest man in the world and he doesn’t even have an undergraduate degree.
There are some lawyers who start out with a good salary. They work for what they call “BIGLAW” on the internet message boards. Big law firms pay their associates a starting salary in the six figures. But here’s the sad news: only a tiny percentage of law school graduates will ever get these six figure jobs at big law firms. Unless you go to a top law school, the six figure big law firm job will most likely not be yours.
There are only 14 top law schools. That’s right. Not 10, not 15, but 14. They are, in descending order of prestige: Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Chicago, University of Pennsylvania, University of Michigan, University of Virginia, Duke, Northwestern, Cornell, UC Berkeley, and Georgetown. And that’s it. Go to any other law school, and your chances of getting a big law firm job will be slim to none.
There are also distinct levels of prestige within the top 14. Yale, Harvard, and Stanford are head and shoulders above the rest. Then Columbia, NYU and maybe Chicago round out the top 6. Attending one of these top top law schools will vastly improve your odds. The guy graduating at the bottom of the class at Harvard will have better career opportunities than the guy graduating at the top of the class at an ordinary law school.
Outside of the top law schools, the only law school graduates having decent job opportunities will be those who graduated in the top ten percent of the class and who made law review. Law review and top ten percent are usually the same people because at most law schools the law review members are selected from those whose grades are in the top ten percent at the end of the first year. If like me, your grades weren’t in the top ten percent at the end of the first year, but you managed to graduate in the top ten percent, you are screwed because you weren’t on law review. Furthermore, most big law firms make offers to their summer associates, who get interviewed and hired during the second half of the second year, thus it’s mostly your grades during the first three semesters of law school that determine your entire legal future.
If you are reading this, and you’re a law student who already received your first semester grades, and they aren’t top ten percent, then my advice is to drop out now instead of throwing more money down the law school black hole.
Despite being warned that the only way to get a decent job in law if one attends a non-top 14 school is to make law review and the top ten percent, tens of thousands of suckers will enroll anyway. They think “I will be the one who makes the top ten percent” or “even if I don’t make the top ten percent, things will work out.” Let’s state the odds clearly: 90% of the class will not make the top 10%. You are not the only person in law school thinking they are going to bust their ass to make the top ten percent. 80% of the people start out thinking they are going to bust their ass. And some people from the 20% who are slackers are going to wind up in the top 10% too, because law school grades have a huge random element. One of the biggest slacker/party girls in my first year law school class made the top 10%. She wound up getting a high paying job at a big law firm because the law school gods decided to randomly grace her during her first semester.
The law schools will trick prospective students with bogus statistics about the great career opportunities available to graduates. Don’t believe everything you read. First of all, there are the documented lies, like the admissions brochure for my law school alma mater, Arizona State University College of Law (ASU), which listed the average starting salary for graduates with job offers at graduation from private law firms. But what percentage of the class graduates with a job offer in hand from a private law firm? About 10%? Trumpeting the average salary for 10% of the class is damned deceptive.
I further suspect that some law schools outright lie on their reported career placement statistics. Think about public companies. They have a strong incentive to lie on their financial statements, so that is why they have to prepare their statements in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles, and the accounting has to be audited by an independent public accounting firm. Despite these safeguards, companies like Enron are still caught lying on their financial statements.
Law school career placement statistics do not have to be prepared in accordance with generally accepted principles, and they aren’t audited by independent public accountants. Therefore they can’t be trusted. Don’t be fooled into thinking that because they are “non-profit” they can be trusted, or that they are run only for the benefit of the public. There’s no such thing as no one making a profit. “Non-profit” only means that no one owns the residual profits from the law school, there are plenty of stakeholders making out like bandits. Law schools are run for the benefit of the law professors who have cushy six figure jobs, and the money for their salaries comes from the gullible suckers called law students.
How cushy is a job as a law professor? Law professors earn six figures and only have to work six hours a week. And they get summers off too. How much better can it get? That’s right, law professors are only allowed to teach six hours of classes a week. If they taught more than six hours a week, the law school would lose its accreditation. Maybe some of the new law professors have to spend some time preparing for class, but by the time the law professor has a few years under his belt, he knows the material cold. Some of the older law professors were able to recite the entire textbook without ever even looking at it. In class one day, all the students looked quizzically at the law professor while he recited the exact details of a case that wasn’t in the textbook. Finally this was brought to his attention. It turns out that he was reciting from the last edition of the book. He didn’t even bother to look at the textbook in front of him to see that the case wasn’t in there.
The only time that law professors have to do any real work is when they grade exams. And law school exams are only given once at the end of the semester. So we are talking about two weeks of real work at the end of each semester. And in one case, a law professor at ASU, Dale Furnish, was apparently too lazy to even put in his two weeks of work and he made up fake grades for the students in his class. When his deception was discovered, all he got was a temporary suspension, and a short time later he was back at law school teaching law.
So we see, law professors have cushy jobs, therefore they have a strong incentive to lie on the career placement statistics because those are equivalent to a for-profit company’s financial statements, and it’s what the prospective law students look at to decide if they want to “invest” in the law school education.
Another fallacy that prospective law students hold onto is that the law degree has some kind of value outside of law. They think, “if I don’t practice law, at least it’s a prestigious degree that will help my non-law career.” This is completely false. Having a law degree hurts your chances of getting non-law jobs. No one wants to hire you if you have a law degree. Because “everyone knows” that lawyers make so much money, they can’t understand why someone with a law degree would want to do anything else but practice law. If you say “I couldn’t find a job practicing law.” which is probably the truth, they will think “this person is a loser because everyone know how easy it is to find a job practicing law, and we don’t hire losers around here.” If you say “I was just exploring my options but decided I didn’t want to practice law,” then they will think “this person has no idea what he wants to do, we want to hire people who know where their career is going.” There is absolutely no way to spin the law degree in a way that it helps you get a non-law job. Hiring managers are looking for cookie cutter resumes, not resumes where people have education unrelated to the job. From their perspective, they’re not hiring a lawyer so they don’t give a crap if you know how to synthesize appellate cases (assuming they even know what “synthesize appellate cases” means, which is unlikely). The only way I have been able to find any jobs outside of law is to leave the law degree off my resume. Whenever the law degree has been on my resume, it has been the kiss of death that prevents me from finding a job.
Finally, this essay would be incomplete if it didn’t discuss the burden of student loans. Whatever salary you make after graduating from law school has to be discounted by the cost of your student loan repayments. The student loan payments are not tax deductible (except to a very limited extent which will likely not apply to you). Your marginal tax rate will probably be around 45%, which means that for every $100/month in student loan payments, you need to have a stated additional salary of $182/month to cover the student loan payments. This means that if your law school education adds $500/month in student loan payments, you are paying $6,000/year in student loans and you need to earn an extra $10,910/year to cover the payments. This means that a $40,000/year job as a law school graduate gives you the equivalent disposable income of a $29,090/year job if you didn’t have a law degree. And it’s a lot easier to find a $29,000/year job with a bachelor’s degree than it is to find a $40,000/year job with a law degree.
Even if you are one of the rare and lucky law school graduates who can obtain a six figure job at a big law firm, those jobs are rumored to suck. I can’t say much about this because I never worked at a big law firm, but according to what I’ve been told, a large percentage of the partners at big law firms are assholes who treat their associates like crap and make them work ridiculously long hours. Some of this may be unjustified whining, because I was treated like crap at a job where I was making $9/hour. Nevertheless, one needs to consider that the ultimate goal of law school, a big law firm job, attained by only a small percentage of law school graduates, may not be the great reward it’s supposed to be.
I predict that some prospective law students will find this essay, read it, and not believe it. Because no matter how much you try to tell a prospective law student the truth about law, they don’t believe it. “Everyone knows” that lawyers make a lot of money, how can this be true? Believe me, it’s true, and if you attend law school you will learn this the hard way. Don’t waste three years of your life and go into tens of thousands of dollars of debt that can never be discharged in bankruptcy to find out that your career opportunities suck after all that. For the love of God, learn the truth now.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 7:31 PM Author: apoplectic sanctuary generalized bond
I'm directing it towards coolboy - for the record I don't buy all of it (I don't believe a JD hurts you for other jobs, though I don't think it helps much either) - I just don't feel like typing out a full serious response to these posts and would rather cut and paste something that's vaguely similar to what I believe
you seem to be of the same opinion
I'm glad to see that
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Date: November 26th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: Grizzly Vibrant Partner Love Of Her Life
That was awful writing. However, you are a science kid. Content was very good. 171
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Date: November 26th, 2005 12:16 PM Author: Jet theatre electric furnace Subject: TTT Rankings
TTT Rankings:
1-5 = non-TTT
5-14 = quasi-TTT
15-25 = semi-TTT
25+ = TTT
hth.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: harsh elastic band
why is your name 174?
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Date: November 26th, 2005 2:17 PM Author: Self-absorbed bull headed stead coffee pot
At least you put the effort into writing that...
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Date: November 26th, 2005 2:31 PM Author: green foreskin
176.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 8:28 PM Author: khaki arrogant box office
how did I miss this gem? outstanding work. very well done.
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Date: November 26th, 2005 10:16 PM Author: Mahogany Circlehead
ODd on your adderrall again I see.
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Date: January 21st, 2006 9:05 PM Author: unholy lettuce
But not all TTTs fit the mold you described above. Most TTTs are as you describe and your theory is not only dead on but fucking hilarious.
But, there are a few of us that are TTT but really aren't. For example, I am thoroughly TTT in every sense including penis size, but I dont make excuses for it. Im a fuck up, loved drugs in high school and college. I never studied and probably wont in law school, yet, I'll hack my way through, sue a few people, make good money and be content with my TTT'ness and hope my kids do better!
Perhaps some part of my wishes I were smarter, going to Harvard but I'll settle for a good golf game and a wife that likes to suck me off.
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Date: January 31st, 2006 12:11 AM Author: Rambunctious Nibblets Brethren
has 174 posted anything good in the last few months? i'm still convinced he's got an imposter as of late. the new guy is a total fucking moron (as opposed to just being a stupid asshole).
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Date: January 31st, 2006 1:56 AM Author: At-the-ready razzle-dazzle crackhouse kitty cat
fucking awesome shit bro!
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Date: September 22nd, 2006 5:12 PM Author: Salmon titillating parlor potus
Never forget.
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Date: December 21st, 2006 3:21 PM Author: Salmon titillating parlor potus
Solid post.
I recently read an article on this board that ibanking associates will soon be driving off the lots in cars costing upwards of $40,000. Do you know anything about this, and if so, what are your thoughts?
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Date: December 21st, 2006 3:37 PM Author: indigo coiffed location
Actually, I'm engaged. To a GIRL. With a VAGINA.
I'm sorry to inform you of this-- please take a moment for that information sink in. Ok, good.
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Date: December 21st, 2006 3:12 PM Author: internet-worthy odious chapel hissy fit
why did he edit?
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Date: December 21st, 2006 3:24 PM Author: misunderstood hell
Because he has been acting like an emo faggot lately.
See his threads 'threatening' to retire 'for ever and ever!' because people keep talking down to him.
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