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Bros- help me answer "So, what do you do?"
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: painfully honest principal's office half-breed I'm a midlevel in the restructuring group of Weil/ K&E. But "I'm a bankruptcy lawyer" seems the opposite of sexy. What to say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088327) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Turquoise boltzmann "i help save the world's most important companies from extinction" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088362) |
Date: July 14th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: charismatic state generalized bond Who are you answering the question for? It matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088341) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Twinkling thriller plaza Tcq. Are we talking about women here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088366) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: Honey-headed spot electric furnace "I'm a spy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088625) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: hideous set I once told a girl I was a date rapist (this was at a halloween party) and she did not find it amusing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088630) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac rose potus "what DON'T i do?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088633) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring blathering kitchen degenerate Corporate lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088642) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:10 PM Author: exciting confused legal warrant "Tech entrepreneur"
Don't say lawyer. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:13 PM Author: Swollen mischievous turdskin "Full-on rapist." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088680) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM Author: Internet-worthy ungodly clown "Straight-up rapist" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088689) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM Author: tripping dopamine national security agency Corporate litigator
If asked for further clarification and...
...the girl is not WASP: "I work to make sure those bankers pay for the pain they caused us all in 2008. Obama's heart was in the right place, but we litigators take the corporations to task. What's your number?" OR
...the girl is WASP: "I spend billions to merge huge companies into even bigger ones. I also vote republican. Here's my number." |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: hideous set If you're drunk enough, you could say "i was a porn star before law school" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:17 PM Author: painfully honest principal's office half-breed Yea this is for women at MFH bars. I'm 6'4" and play tennis 3x a week. Only real hobby outside of Chillin and watching sports. I just don't want to say "oh dat ch 7 and ch 11 ofs" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088705) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Internet-worthy ungodly clown "I post on a racist sexist message board a lot... What do you do?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088738) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:24 PM Author: tripping dopamine national security agency "I stockpile nudes from posters like box to bargain with creepypumo and avoid being outed. I also like moonlit walks on the beach." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088772) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:33 PM Author: swashbuckling preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088856) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:39 PM Author: Twinkling thriller plaza Lawyer or corporate lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088909) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: khaki supple office "I take risks. And you?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088722) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:31 PM Author: Irradiated center blood rage this is good. risks and pussy are highly correlated human broskis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088833) |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:30 PM Author: Irradiated center blood rage *long pause*....heavy sigh...then say "where do you want me to start?" stare at the ground. Make the silence sound as dark as possible. Then say a mundane, default feel good task like "I guess you can say I ... help people.".
Use this question as an opportunity to incept her DOHVs, and to neg her by asking this question. leverage into the offensive with some mad compliments and aspirations to spend more time with her in the future. The key here is to lay out a time frame to continue the relationship. Pace her reality. 99% this question is to make small talk, not to confess you in the vatican. |
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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:36 PM Author: Fighting sanctuary "I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088880) |