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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
100%
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
disrespectful cerebral personal credit line son of senegal
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
cr
Slippery library
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Arrogant adulterous national security agency state
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
dashing piazza headpube
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
...
dashing piazza headpube
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
bull headed garnet institution circlehead
  06/30/25
?
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
LMAO
Slippery library
  06/30/25
🧐
Histrionic flesh boiling water
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
bateful cobalt mexican point
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
translucent spectacular chapel
  06/30/25
link?
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
bateful cobalt mexican point
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Slippery library
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Emerald partner
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Emerald partner
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Emerald partner
  06/30/25
yes
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Emerald partner
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
B46*
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
saffron concupiscible electric furnace home
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo
  06/30/25
tcr
vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
dashing piazza headpube
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
coral talented market
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
adventurous giraffe abode
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Histrionic flesh boiling water
  06/30/25
😏
fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Mahogany slap-happy brunch ceo
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: disrespectful cerebral personal credit line son of senegal

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Slippery library

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Arrogant adulterous national security agency state

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: dashing piazza headpube

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dashing piazza headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: bull headed garnet institution circlehead

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Slippery library

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Histrionic flesh boiling water

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bateful cobalt mexican point

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: translucent spectacular chapel

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bateful cobalt mexican point

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Slippery library

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Emerald partner

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Emerald partner

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Emerald partner

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Emerald partner

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant out-of-control roast beef idiot

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible electric furnace home

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: dashing piazza headpube

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: coral talented market

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous giraffe abode

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Histrionic flesh boiling water

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fuchsia mentally impaired lodge water buffalo

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet heaven blood rage

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Mahogany slap-happy brunch ceo

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)