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I start my new job on Monday so I've been stealing office supplies like a fiend
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: Contagious coral turdskin office From my current employer. Got 6 staplers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49126998) |
Date: July 24th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Fragrant citrine death wish Is this are reptile. I thought you were WFH. Did you finally Ascend to being the king of compliance shit mountain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127012) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Contagious coral turdskin office We have been 2 days in the office for a long time and the Wealth Management folks went to 4 day recently. My new job is with PIF and will involve lots of back and forth to London but not SA. The old job had me flying to Nashville and Charlotte and Minneapolis every other week so nothing new really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127035) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Fragrant citrine death wish Are you like that azn guy on the show Industry except Poorer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127038) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: Comical Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127047) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Contagious coral turdskin office I'm like the Compliance guy on Billions only instead of my boss being a criminal with a mood disorder my boss is a CEO who just wants to glad hand investors and not be bothered with anything Legal at all. He also is at the age where he's not getting on planes to go anywhere anymore so the rest of the C suite does all that BS and they drag those of us one down with them. I have to go to a ridiculous number of stupid events that have nothing to do with Compliance. Like I'm going to this Economic Club of NY thing with the governor of NY that has squat to do with my day to day and I'm not even the lobbying/state reg lawyer but my GC insists someone more senior than that level go with them...hence why I'm changing jobs. I'm doing GC shit for not GC money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127062) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Electric poppy abode faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127115) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Twinkling appetizing fat ankles community account "I'm doing GC shit for not GC money."
ntcr. If you do GC shit well then you become a legit contender for a GC role. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:26 AM Author: olive mischievous therapy locus wow, cool. say, you wouldn't happen to be a short ugly jew, would you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127042) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: Electric poppy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127046) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Fragrant citrine death wish Why do we assign height to posters with unposted heights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127058) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: olive mischievous therapy locus i can Feel this guy's Jewishness and Shortness through the Screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127069) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Flesh crusty hell persian the wind screams shortdood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127588) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:33 AM Author: Spruce hall mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127068) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: beady-eyed transparent mexican Jersey City BANDIT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127073) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Contagious coral turdskin office We closed the Jersey City office in 2022 and moved those drones to Charlotte and Minneapolis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127091) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: beady-eyed transparent mexican wealth management is going to be all AI in a few years anyways (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127109) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Contagious coral turdskin office For the suckers buying $10k planning packages it already is but the ultra high net worth folks will want face time. WM at that level is really tax planning and tax lawyers aren't going anywhere if for no other reason that their treatises are half empty shells and they intentionally don't put half of what passes for their day jobs in writing precisely so that no one can replace them with a Google search or AI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127130) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:09 AM Author: beady-eyed transparent mexican actually CR- concierge tax/estate planning is going to be around for the next few decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127173) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: boyish area lettuce So will medmal and IP
No one puts trade secrets to paper |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Twinkling appetizing fat ankles community account "No one puts trade secrets to paper"
Pretty much all trade secrets are documented somewhere. Take the coke formula, for example. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Lake Philosopher-king when i was a penniless recent grad i had an unemployed loser roommate
he found a job as a tech writer for a defense contractor and immediately entire boxes of industrial paper towels and toilet paper started appearing in the house
the company found out and fired him after a month. and yes he was jewish |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Twinkling appetizing fat ankles community account Congrats. What does comp look like and how many days are you in the office? Are you still in the Miami area? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754086&forum_id=2#49127893) |