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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

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floppy piazza liquid oxygen
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
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180
Claret Drunken Goyim
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Awkward
lemon supple regret
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Rambunctious grizzly dog poop sweet tailpipe
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
floppy piazza liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
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federal flickering kitchen
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no condom, full explosion tp
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Beady-eyed Spruce Degenerate Philosopher-king
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Excitant light parlor
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Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
navy field
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
razzmatazz saffron pisswyrm
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
brass medicated circlehead
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
floppy piazza liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
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fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
titillating stage faggot firefighter
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
floppy piazza liquid oxygen
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Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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navy field
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I’m 6’7
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In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
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*tosses BC out the window*
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abusive athletic conference telephone
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
abusive athletic conference telephone
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I’m horny as shit lol.
floppy piazza liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
abusive athletic conference telephone
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Disgusting.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: overrated mad cow disease

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: offensive useless brakes

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Excitant light parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Nighttime ticket booth psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Impressive Faggotry Dingle Berry

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Crawly Library Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: khaki vigorous nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Motley Frisky Blood Rage Business Firm

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious grizzly dog poop sweet tailpipe

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Claret Drunken Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: lemon supple regret

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious grizzly dog poop sweet tailpipe

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: federal flickering kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spruce Degenerate Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Excitant light parlor

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: stimulating tan heaven private investor

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: navy field

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz saffron pisswyrm

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: brass medicated circlehead

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cyan space electric furnace

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Snowy Striped Hyena Death Wish

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: titillating stage faggot firefighter

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ultramarine jew

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: navy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Base Gunner

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Flatulent spot french chef

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Flatulent spot french chef

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: fragrant party of the first part orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Lavender Factory Reset Button Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Diverse stock car round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Flatulent spot french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spruce Degenerate Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: startled aqua stag film fortuitous meteor

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: floppy piazza liquid oxygen

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: autistic flesh lay

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: abusive athletic conference telephone

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Nubile Dilemma

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Impressive Faggotry Dingle Berry

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134738)