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Chicago TTTs respond to my fake Craigslist ad
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:07 AM Author: chestnut yarmulke I posted the following ad on Chicago Craigslist. So far, 70 TTTs have responded. Will post more info about the responses today.
AmLaw 200 Law Firm seeks associates with 0-3 years of experience
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: job-425869046@craigslist.org Date: 2007-09-18, 4:01PM CDT
Washington, D.C. based law firm seeks attorneys with 0-3 years of experience for its growing Chicago office. Graduates awaiting bar admission will also be considered. Work ethic and excellent academic credentials (top 50 percent preferred) are required. Applicants should email resume, writing sample and cover letter. Great opportunities for experience and advancement.
Compensation: market plus bonus Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 425869046
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:09 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena Post their emails or resumes or admit to being flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670183) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM Author: chestnut yarmulke i'm not going to post their personal information. i was thinking more along the lines of gathering stats--such as how many of these douchebags went to T14s, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670195) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:13 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena You don't have to include their names if you don't have a penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670198) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:03 AM Author: diverse umber telephone What's so special about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679008) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:09 AM Author: underhanded green haunted graveyard The Chicago board is the O'Hare of craigslist. I once posted a cockshot in the m4m section and got 300 replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670184) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:10 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena Please explain your first sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670189) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM Author: underhanded green haunted graveyard Huge amounts of traffic. Lots of sketchy types. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670193) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena The bathrooms or the airport in general? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670194) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:16 AM Author: underhanded green haunted graveyard The airport is general. Not the best analogy, I know.
But I have posted ads in a lot of different cities on craigslist, and never got a response like I did in Chicago. |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:20 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena You and jjc should hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670214) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:16 AM Author: stirring cuckold any responders meet future husband potential? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670205) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:22 AM Author: underhanded green haunted graveyard No, but I sucked about 5 dicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670218) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:23 AM Author: stirring cuckold damn, how long were you in chi town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670221) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 11:19 AM Author: maroon stead double fault You're the douche who posted a cock shot. What other than a sketchy type would respond to that?...dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670376) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:09 AM Author: crystalline jet-lagged death wish how msny of them sodomized you?
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:10 AM Author: crystalline jet-lagged death wish I am sure that the state bar will be interested in your little hijinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678802) |
Date: September 21st, 2007 10:20 AM Author: chestnut yarmulke The first response was typical of Chicago douchebaggery:
"Could someone considering law school apply as well?" |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:27 AM Author: chestnut yarmulke noone noticed the WGWAG?
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:33 AM Author: stirring cuckold I see it now that you mentioned, but it's far too subtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670239) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 11:14 AM Author: lascivious deranged gaping striped hyena titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670359) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:54 AM Author: rusted theater stage 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670282) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 11:13 AM Author: Useless Carmine Karate Pit this has to be one of the shittiest flame jobs i've ever seen in my life. ZOMG U POSTED A FAKE JOB AD ZOMG AND PEOPLE REPLIED ZOMG! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670352) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 11:16 AM Author: chestnut yarmulke yeah, it seemed funnier in my head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670366) |
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Date: September 21st, 2007 11:41 AM Author: Useless Carmine Karate Pit i appreciate your candor d00d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670467) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:00 AM Author: diverse umber telephone You can salvage it. Post the redacted resumes/stats of the TTT's who think they could get biglaw off craigslist. Also, email them back "DING, FAG!" and post their infuriated replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678904) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:34 AM Author: diverse umber telephone TITCR DO THIS PLS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678947) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:12 AM Author: Motley church building I don't know, I think it is kind of funny that people would not realize a Biglaw posting on Craigslist was suspect.
One of the DC rags (Citypaper) had a long article by Columbia grad that thought he had gotten a 14k/month lawyer gig froma Craigslist posting. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:14 AM Author: diverse umber telephone Yeah, but he was an unemployed CLS grad. Must have been a bottom 1% AA admit. Don't compare him with the rest of us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678926) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:00 AM Author: Motley church building Well, if he used his real name, which I think he did (Arin Greenwood) - he was Jewish. But maybe he was a black jew.
But right on the unemployed. And living with his parents. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:07 AM Author: charismatic native gaming laptop wtf else would you expect from the "people" in C(ornfields)hicago? what a fucking sad excuse for a fucking "city." every single person i've ever met from chicago couldn't fucking hack it in NYC and went running back to mama within a year. chicago people are some of the most pathetic mouth breathers on the planet. i would shoot myself if i ever had to do anything in chicago except maybe deal with a layover at o'hare on my way back to new york. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678916) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:30 AM Author: diverse umber telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678942) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:01 PM Author: Motley church building TCR.
Chicago is like the Mecca of the midwest. It's for the people who want to feel hip but would be scared to go out after dark in NY. Or San Francisco. Or DC.
If you are from Grand Rapids, it doesn't come any better than Chicago. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:19 PM Author: Big Patrolman having grown up in DC, and lived in NYC for several years i can say this is patently false.
chicago is cheap, clean, and plenty urbane. i pity the dickheads who spend thousands more each month to live in the malarial swamp that is DC or the overpriced urinal that is NYC.
if you're in BIGLAW, it makes NO FUCKING SENSE to take 160 in NYC if you can make 160 in chicago. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:44 AM Author: Low-t antidepressant drug orchestra pit You should have done this in LA as a way to figure out Loyola 2L's identity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679124) |