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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx...
Cobalt idiot
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
mauve lascivious house
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Glittery home
  12/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted Range
  12/11/14
...
hateful talented property
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Excitant green principal's office
  08/17/20
...
stimulating embarrassed to the bone business firm
  12/12/14
jesus
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone shaky parlor
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
flickering hyperventilating nursing home
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Cobalt idiot
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
flickering hyperventilating nursing home
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
startled resort quadroon
  12/11/14
:(
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
180
stirring travel guidebook
  12/11/14
...
autistic slimy heaven
  06/04/17
...
effete drab jap
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Pearly theatre jew
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
heady gas station
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Topaz territorial indirect expression
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
hateful talented property
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
vivacious abode
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
hateful talented property
  12/11/14
lol
vivacious abode
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Bespoke high-end hell dopamine
  12/11/14
...
sadistic pistol fat ankles
  06/04/17
...
big bonkers locus
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Unhinged tattoo
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Aquamarine curious clown turdskin
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
fiercely-loyal blood rage ape
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
federal office mother
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
fiercely-loyal blood rage ape
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Razzle Hilarious Community Account
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Cobalt idiot
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Soggy Charcoal Trailer Park
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
bossy stage love of her life
  12/11/14
...
federal office mother
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
orchid station
  12/11/14
?
cracking erotic toilet seat
  12/11/14
...
Floppy feces
  12/11/14
the departing
Glittery home
  12/11/14
...
obsidian contagious useless brakes
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
provocative volcanic crater digit ratio
  12/11/14
...
boyish wine address mood
  09/15/17
180
Alcoholic Chapel Telephone
  12/11/14
...
frozen friendly grandma
  12/11/14
...
Cruel-hearted Range
  12/11/14
...
Irradiated liquid oxygen
  06/04/17
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Glittery home
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Cobalt idiot
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
smoky giraffe senate
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Mind-boggling hot tank
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Very tactful step-uncle's house double fault
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
charismatic stage
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
fiercely-loyal blood rage ape
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Spruce nudist gay wizard nowag
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Fantasy-prone shaky parlor
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
thriller milky library chad
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
hateful talented property
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
Pls post
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
Bull headed maize whorehouse
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
Bull headed maize whorehouse
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
Bull headed maize whorehouse
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
laughsome translucent national security agency
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
transparent mad cow disease piazza
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
fuck
charismatic stage
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
orchid station
  12/11/14
oh my god
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
orchid station
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
orchid station
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
cordovan theater son of senegal
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
Bull headed maize whorehouse
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
cracking erotic toilet seat
  12/11/14
...
Magical supple doctorate ceo
  02/11/16
...
Mint buck-toothed therapy french chef
  12/11/14
...
Pearly theatre jew
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
orchid station
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
orchid station
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Impressive plum tanning salon
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
lol
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
...
vivacious abode
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
sadistic pistol fat ankles
  12/11/14
lol
frozen friendly grandma
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
copper cruise ship macaca
  12/13/14
...
angry cerebral corn cake potus
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
cracking erotic toilet seat
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Mind-boggling hot tank
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
orchid station
  12/11/14
...
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Brilliant Legal Warrant
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
fuck
vivacious abode
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Razzle-dazzle Cuckold State
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
fiercely-loyal blood rage ape
  12/11/14
oh dear
startled resort quadroon
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Bearded newt menage
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
bateful awkward meetinghouse nibblets
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Red sexy plaza pozpig
  12/11/14
95%
razzmatazz field
  12/12/14
:(
House-broken Aggressive Casino
  12/12/14
holy shit
Balding sinister filthpig
  12/12/14
...
Cobalt idiot
  02/11/16
On a scale of 1-20?
vivacious abode
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Mind-boggling hot tank
  12/11/14
...
hateful talented property
  12/11/14
...
orchid station
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Mind-boggling hot tank
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
7
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
:(
Magical supple doctorate ceo
  01/22/15
invalid link
bearded site
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Indigo gaming laptop
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Demanding massive ticket booth degenerate
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Bespoke high-end hell dopamine
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Demanding massive ticket booth degenerate
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
provocative volcanic crater digit ratio
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Carnelian Trust Fund Parlour
  12/11/14
...
sapphire foreskin shrine
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Carnelian Trust Fund Parlour
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Aqua theater stage
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Amber Temple Background Story
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
wonderful greedy gaping people who are hurt
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria
  12/11/14
stfu PN
cracking erotic toilet seat
  12/11/14
120 :(
House-broken Aggressive Casino
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Primrose Lodge Police Squad
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
fiercely-loyal blood rage ape
  12/11/14
...
Balding sinister filthpig
  12/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone shaky parlor
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
transparent mad cow disease piazza
  12/11/14
...
Dead hissy fit spot
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Floppy feces
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Insecure crotch
  12/12/14
...
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
...
Balding sinister filthpig
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Cobalt idiot
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Primrose Lodge Police Squad
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
titillating fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
orchid station
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Abnormal Party Of The First Part Indian Lodge
  12/11/14
lmao
ultramarine center
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
adventurous mahogany codepig pit
  12/12/14
...
Gay round eye black woman
  12/12/14
...
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
smoky giraffe senate
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
cream generalized bond
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
naked main people
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Razzle-dazzle Cuckold State
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
concupiscible national laser beams
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Multi-colored flesh water buffalo
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
sapphire foreskin shrine
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
shimmering area immigrant
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
kink-friendly boiling water puppy
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
angry cerebral corn cake potus
  12/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone shaky parlor
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
vigorous free-loading forum
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Sickened trip university windowlicker
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
agreed
angry cerebral corn cake potus
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
cerise public bath
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
cerise public bath
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Mint buck-toothed therapy french chef
  12/12/14
...
cerise public bath
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
ty
cerise public bath
  12/13/14
...
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/13/14
this is great
geriatric faggotry native
  12/13/14
...
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/13/14
...
jet-lagged mental disorder
  12/12/14
...
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
...
cerise public bath
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
learning disabled athletic conference
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business
  12/11/14
...
transparent mad cow disease piazza
  12/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/11/14
harsh
Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
...
adventurous mahogany codepig pit
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke
  12/11/14
lolol
razzmatazz field
  12/12/14
...
Cruel-hearted Range
  12/11/14
jfc
histrionic base
  12/12/14
...
Chrome Comical Lay Pisswyrm
  12/12/14
...
jet-lagged mental disorder
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Filthy Dog Poop Market
  12/12/14
...
Dead hissy fit spot
  12/12/14
still
scarlet personal credit line
  12/12/14
...
Balding sinister filthpig
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/13/14
fuck
Appetizing sound barrier
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Spruce nudist gay wizard nowag
  12/13/14
...
Fluffy electric candlestick maker keepsake machete
  12/22/14
...
obsidian contagious useless brakes
  01/23/15
...
Irradiated liquid oxygen
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
shimmering area immigrant
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Filthy Dog Poop Market
  12/12/14
jfc 180
gold french rehab
  12/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac point legend
  12/12/14
...
bossy stage love of her life
  12/12/14
padded as usual
cerise public bath
  12/12/14
...
Balding sinister filthpig
  01/22/15
...
obsidian contagious useless brakes
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Glittery home
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
cracking erotic toilet seat
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
fragrant flirting multi-billionaire
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
brindle jewess
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Filthy Dog Poop Market
  12/22/14
Sick
Floppy feces
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Glittery home
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
brindle jewess
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Peach cheese-eating location
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Narrow-minded twinkling alpha
  01/22/15
...
cocky den electric furnace
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
soul-stirring bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/23/15
uvt actually
geriatric faggotry native
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Cobalt idiot
  01/23/15
...
soul-stirring bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/23/15
brutal
Glittery home
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Cobalt idiot
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Chrome Comical Lay Pisswyrm
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Magical supple doctorate ceo
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
lemon stag film elastic band
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Cobalt idiot
  09/15/17
...
passionate light church building new version
  04/25/15
:(
Balding sinister filthpig
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Balding sinister filthpig
  02/11/16
:(
Magical supple doctorate ceo
  02/11/16
...
Hairraiser walnut brunch
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
Vibrant navy institution mexican
  06/04/17
...
autistic slimy heaven
  08/02/17
...
diverse lime boistinker hospital
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
boyish wine address mood
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Cobalt idiot
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
boyish wine address mood
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
diverse lime boistinker hospital
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
Blathering pungent locale
  08/17/20
...
Pontificating garrison masturbator
  08/17/20
great bump
Ebony rebellious old irish cottage corner
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Cobalt idiot

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: mauve lascivious house

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Glittery home

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: hateful talented property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Excitant green principal's office

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: stimulating embarrassed to the bone business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Aqua theater stage

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Aqua theater stage

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: flickering hyperventilating nursing home

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Cobalt idiot

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: flickering hyperventilating nursing home

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: startled resort quadroon

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: stirring travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: autistic slimy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: effete drab jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Pearly theatre jew

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: heady gas station

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Topaz territorial indirect expression

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: hateful talented property

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious abode

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: hateful talented property

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: vivacious abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bespoke high-end hell dopamine

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: sadistic pistol fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: big bonkers locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Unhinged tattoo

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Aquamarine curious clown turdskin

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blood rage ape

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: federal office mother

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal blood rage ape

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Razzle Hilarious Community Account

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Cobalt idiot

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Soggy Charcoal Trailer Park

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: bossy stage love of her life

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: federal office mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: orchid station

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: cracking erotic toilet seat

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Floppy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Glittery home

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: obsidian contagious useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: provocative volcanic crater digit ratio

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: boyish wine address mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic Chapel Telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: frozen friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery home

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: smoky giraffe senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hot tank

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Very tactful step-uncle's house double fault

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: charismatic stage

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal blood rage ape

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Spruce nudist gay wizard nowag

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shaky parlor

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: thriller milky library chad

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: hateful talented property

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Bull headed maize whorehouse

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Bull headed maize whorehouse

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Bull headed maize whorehouse

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: laughsome translucent national security agency

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: transparent mad cow disease piazza

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: charismatic stage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: orchid station

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: orchid station

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: orchid station

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: cordovan theater son of senegal

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Bull headed maize whorehouse

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cracking erotic toilet seat

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Magical supple doctorate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Mint buck-toothed therapy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Pearly theatre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: orchid station

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: orchid station

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Impressive plum tanning salon

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: vivacious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: sadistic pistol fat ankles

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: frozen friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: copper cruise ship macaca

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: angry cerebral corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: cracking erotic toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hot tank

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: orchid station

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Legal Warrant

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: vivacious abode

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuckold State

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal blood rage ape

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: startled resort quadroon

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Bearded newt menage

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: bateful awkward meetinghouse nibblets

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Red sexy plaza pozpig

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz field

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: House-broken Aggressive Casino

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious abode

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hot tank

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: hateful talented property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: orchid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hot tank

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Magical supple doctorate ceo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: bearded site

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Indigo gaming laptop

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Demanding massive ticket booth degenerate

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Bespoke high-end hell dopamine

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Demanding massive ticket booth degenerate

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: provocative volcanic crater digit ratio

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Carnelian Trust Fund Parlour

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: sapphire foreskin shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Trust Fund Parlour

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: sable alcoholic depressive orchestra pit

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Aqua theater stage

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Amber Temple Background Story

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: wonderful greedy gaping people who are hurt

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: burgundy marketing idea school cafeteria

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cracking erotic toilet seat

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: House-broken Aggressive Casino

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Primrose Lodge Police Squad

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal blood rage ape

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: transparent mad cow disease piazza

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Dead hissy fit spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy feces

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Insecure crotch

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Primrose Lodge Police Squad

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: titillating fortuitous meteor

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: orchid station

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Party Of The First Part Indian Lodge

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: ultramarine center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: adventurous mahogany codepig pit

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Gay round eye black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: smoky giraffe senate

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: cream generalized bond

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: naked main people

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Cuckold State

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: concupiscible national laser beams

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored flesh water buffalo

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: sapphire foreskin shrine

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: shimmering area immigrant

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly boiling water puppy

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: angry cerebral corn cake potus

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: vigorous free-loading forum

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Sickened trip university windowlicker

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: angry cerebral corn cake potus

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: cerise public bath

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: cerise public bath

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Mint buck-toothed therapy french chef

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: cerise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: cerise public bath

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: geriatric faggotry native

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: cerise public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: learning disabled athletic conference

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: transparent mad cow disease piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Unholy chartreuse stain mad-dog skullcap

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: adventurous mahogany codepig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: apoplectic internal respiration yarmulke

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz field

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: histrionic base

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Chrome Comical Lay Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Filthy Dog Poop Market

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Dead hissy fit spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: scarlet personal credit line

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Appetizing sound barrier

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Spruce nudist gay wizard nowag

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Fluffy electric candlestick maker keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: obsidian contagious useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Irradiated liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: shimmering area immigrant

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Filthy Dog Poop Market

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: gold french rehab

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac point legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: bossy stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: cerise public bath

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: obsidian contagious useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Glittery home

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: cracking erotic toilet seat

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: fragrant flirting multi-billionaire

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: brindle jewess

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Filthy Dog Poop Market

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Floppy feces

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Glittery home

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: brindle jewess

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous place of business

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Peach cheese-eating location

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded twinkling alpha

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: cocky den electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: geriatric faggotry native

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Cobalt idiot

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring bawdyhouse famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Glittery home

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Chrome Comical Lay Pisswyrm

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Magical supple doctorate ceo

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: lemon stag film elastic band

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: passionate light church building new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Balding sinister filthpig

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Magical supple doctorate ceo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser walnut brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Vibrant navy institution mexican

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: autistic slimy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: diverse lime boistinker hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: boyish wine address mood

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Cobalt idiot

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: boyish wine address mood

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: diverse lime boistinker hospital

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Blathering pungent locale

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating garrison masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Ebony rebellious old irish cottage corner

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)