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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Abusive nibblets
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
mischievous sadistic associate
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
chrome cerebral site toaster
  12/11/14
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Violent whorehouse
  12/11/14
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Cowardly ruddy range stock car
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Beta kitchen degenerate
  08/17/20
...
stirring filthy principal's office friendly grandma
  12/12/14
jesus
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
...
appetizing locus turdskin
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
nubile slap-happy dysfunction
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Abusive nibblets
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
nubile slap-happy dysfunction
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
sienna shaky senate black woman
  12/11/14
:(
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
180
Aromatic tank
  12/11/14
...
bearded temple
  06/04/17
...
domesticated bateful university hissy fit
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
spectacular field coffee pot
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Lascivious brindle heaven
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Cowardly ruddy range stock car
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Trip Walnut Idiot
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Cowardly ruddy range stock car
  12/11/14
lol
Trip Walnut Idiot
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Aphrodisiac Rehab
  12/11/14
...
deranged charcoal internal respiration place of business
  06/04/17
...
chestnut indian lodge
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
cracking bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Beady-eyed useless jew
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Chartreuse base
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
fragrant insanely creepy office
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Chartreuse base
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
idiotic haunted graveyard tanning salon
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Abusive nibblets
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
rose gay wizard yarmulke
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Flirting Point Queen Of The Night
  12/11/14
...
fragrant insanely creepy office
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
?
swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
...
Irradiated house therapy
  12/11/14
the departing
chrome cerebral site toaster
  12/11/14
...
hairless flatulent dilemma
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
big gunner
  12/11/14
...
lavender haunting gaming laptop national
  09/15/17
180
Canary Glittery Church Building
  12/11/14
...
Comical Olive Theater Stage
  12/11/14
...
Violent whorehouse
  12/11/14
...
razzle-dazzle cuckold church
  06/04/17
...
appetizing locus turdskin
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
chrome cerebral site toaster
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Abusive nibblets
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
plum fat ankles
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
twisted milk
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Chocolate codepig laser beams
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Garnet stimulating casino pervert
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
Aggressive Weed Whacker Hall
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
Chartreuse base
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Contagious Light Dog Poop
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
appetizing locus turdskin
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
orchid mexican quadroon
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Cowardly ruddy range stock car
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
Pls post
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Offensive Big-titted Address
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
Harsh step-uncle's house clown
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
fuck
Aggressive Weed Whacker Hall
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
oh my god
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
violent menage juggernaut
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
...
Fighting Crotch
  02/11/16
...
aqua stage water buffalo
  12/11/14
...
spectacular field coffee pot
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
low-t parlour ladyboy
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
lol
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
...
Trip Walnut Idiot
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
deranged charcoal internal respiration place of business
  12/11/14
lol
Comical Olive Theater Stage
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
galvanic chapel organic girlfriend
  12/13/14
...
Slate pocket flask sanctuary
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Chocolate codepig laser beams
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
...
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
fuchsia nofapping hospital
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
fuck
Trip Walnut Idiot
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Maroon Meetinghouse Ratface
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
Chartreuse base
  12/11/14
oh dear
sienna shaky senate black woman
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Pink hominid box office
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Heady Sound Barrier Resort
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
ivory sex offender school
  12/11/14
95%
motley gay brunch
  12/12/14
:(
Concupiscible coldplay fan
  12/12/14
holy shit
180 deer antler parlor
  12/12/14
...
Abusive nibblets
  02/11/16
On a scale of 1-20?
Trip Walnut Idiot
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Chocolate codepig laser beams
  12/11/14
...
Cowardly ruddy range stock car
  12/11/14
...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Chocolate codepig laser beams
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
7
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
:(
Fighting Crotch
  01/22/15
invalid link
Honey-headed vivacious tattoo locale
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Lemon bat-shit-crazy community account lodge
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Navy hideous wagecucks
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Aphrodisiac Rehab
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Navy hideous wagecucks
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
plum fat ankles
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
big gunner
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
dashing very tactful private investor
  12/11/14
...
adventurous lilac corner jewess
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
dashing very tactful private investor
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
plum fat ankles
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Crusty mahogany trailer park digit ratio
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
plum fat ankles
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Amber goal in life
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
plum fat ankles
  12/11/14
stfu PN
swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
120 :(
Concupiscible coldplay fan
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Sable gas station
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
Chartreuse base
  12/11/14
...
180 deer antler parlor
  12/12/14
...
appetizing locus turdskin
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
Harsh step-uncle's house clown
  12/11/14
...
rusted persian personal credit line
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Irradiated house therapy
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
dull stead antidepressant drug
  12/12/14
...
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
...
180 deer antler parlor
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Abusive nibblets
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Sable gas station
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
curious judgmental messiness regret
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Henna Thriller Alpha
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
jet excitant nursing home
  12/11/14
lmao
Maniacal crackhouse psychic
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Passionate institution
  12/12/14
...
painfully honest dingle berry pozpig
  12/12/14
...
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
twisted milk
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
green fanboi keepsake machete
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Electric theater brethren
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Maroon Meetinghouse Ratface
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
red preventive strike school cafeteria
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
razzmatazz grizzly theatre
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
adventurous lilac corner jewess
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
submissive ticket booth
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Diverse talking wrinkle cruise ship
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Slate pocket flask sanctuary
  12/11/14
...
appetizing locus turdskin
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Floppy Plaza Jap
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Transparent idea he suggested trust fund
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
agreed
Slate pocket flask sanctuary
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
aqua stage water buffalo
  12/12/14
...
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
ty
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  12/13/14
...
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/13/14
this is great
Racy claret space
  12/13/14
...
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/13/14
...
Crimson Abnormal Business Firm Sandwich
  12/12/14
...
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
...
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Maize talented spot
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water
  12/11/14
...
Harsh step-uncle's house clown
  12/11/14
...
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/11/14
harsh
Drab Disgusting Headpube
  12/11/14
...
Passionate institution
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell
  12/11/14
lolol
motley gay brunch
  12/12/14
...
Violent whorehouse
  12/11/14
jfc
Hateful Patrolman Indirect Expression
  12/12/14
...
Sepia soul-stirring public bath main people
  12/12/14
...
Crimson Abnormal Business Firm Sandwich
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button
  12/12/14
...
rusted persian personal credit line
  12/12/14
still
soggy roast beef ape
  12/12/14
...
180 deer antler parlor
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/13/14
fuck
hyperactive insecure lay
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Contagious Light Dog Poop
  12/13/14
...
Massive exciting state
  12/22/14
...
hairless flatulent dilemma
  01/23/15
...
razzle-dazzle cuckold church
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
submissive ticket booth
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button
  12/12/14
jfc 180
ruby reading party pit
  12/12/14
...
Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate
  12/12/14
...
Flirting Point Queen Of The Night
  12/12/14
padded as usual
mint gaped mental disorder goyim
  12/12/14
...
180 deer antler parlor
  01/22/15
...
hairless flatulent dilemma
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
chrome cerebral site toaster
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
indigo garrison
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
crawly titillating mediation ceo
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button
  12/22/14
Sick
Irradiated house therapy
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
chrome cerebral site toaster
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
crawly titillating mediation ceo
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
violet karate half-breed
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth
  01/22/15
...
Zombie-like Round Eye
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Arousing stage
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Racy claret space
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Abusive nibblets
  01/23/15
...
Arousing stage
  01/23/15
brutal
chrome cerebral site toaster
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Abusive nibblets
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Sepia soul-stirring public bath main people
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Fighting Crotch
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Duck-like knife
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Abusive nibblets
  09/15/17
...
brilliant bearded stag film skinny woman
  04/25/15
:(
180 deer antler parlor
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
180 deer antler parlor
  02/11/16
:(
Fighting Crotch
  02/11/16
...
Odious affirmative action station
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
marvelous circlehead
  06/04/17
...
bearded temple
  08/02/17
...
hairraiser boltzmann native
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
lavender haunting gaming laptop national
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Abusive nibblets
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
lavender haunting gaming laptop national
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
hairraiser boltzmann native
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
mentally impaired charismatic orchestra pit
  08/17/20
...
Razzle market
  08/17/20
great bump
histrionic toilet seat
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Abusive nibblets

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: mischievous sadistic associate

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Cowardly ruddy range stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Beta kitchen degenerate

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: stirring filthy principal's office friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: appetizing locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: nubile slap-happy dysfunction

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Abusive nibblets

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: nubile slap-happy dysfunction

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: sienna shaky senate black woman

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Aromatic tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: bearded temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: domesticated bateful university hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: spectacular field coffee pot

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Lascivious brindle heaven

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed athletic conference

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Cowardly ruddy range stock car

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Idiot

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Cowardly ruddy range stock car

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rehab

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: deranged charcoal internal respiration place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: chestnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: cracking bawdyhouse

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed useless jew

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse base

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: fragrant insanely creepy office

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse base

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: idiotic haunted graveyard tanning salon

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Abusive nibblets

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: rose gay wizard yarmulke

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Flirting Point Queen Of The Night

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: fragrant insanely creepy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Irradiated house therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: hairless flatulent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: big gunner

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: lavender haunting gaming laptop national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Canary Glittery Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Comical Olive Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: plum fat ankles

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: twisted milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Chocolate codepig laser beams

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Garnet stimulating casino pervert

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Aggressive Weed Whacker Hall

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse base

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious Light Dog Poop

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: appetizing locus turdskin

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: orchid mexican quadroon

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Cowardly ruddy range stock car

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Offensive Big-titted Address

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Harsh step-uncle's house clown

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Aggressive Weed Whacker Hall

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: violent menage juggernaut

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Bistre Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Fighting Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: aqua stage water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: spectacular field coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: low-t parlour ladyboy

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: deranged charcoal internal respiration place of business

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Comical Olive Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic chapel organic girlfriend

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Slate pocket flask sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Chocolate codepig laser beams

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: fuchsia nofapping hospital

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Idiot

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Maroon Meetinghouse Ratface

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse base

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: sienna shaky senate black woman

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Pink hominid box office

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Heady Sound Barrier Resort

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: ivory sex offender school

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: motley gay brunch

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible coldplay fan

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Idiot

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Chocolate codepig laser beams

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Cowardly ruddy range stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Chocolate codepig laser beams

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Fighting Crotch

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious tattoo locale

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Lemon bat-shit-crazy community account lodge

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Navy hideous wagecucks

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rehab

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Navy hideous wagecucks

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: plum fat ankles

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: big gunner

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: dashing very tactful private investor

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: adventurous lilac corner jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: dashing very tactful private investor

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Crystalline costumed depressive mad-dog skullcap

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Cuckoldry Center

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: plum fat ankles

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Crusty mahogany trailer park digit ratio

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: plum fat ankles

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Amber goal in life

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: plum fat ankles

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible coldplay fan

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Sable gas station

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse base

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: appetizing locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Harsh step-uncle's house clown

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: rusted persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Irradiated house therapy

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: dull stead antidepressant drug

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Sable gas station

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: curious judgmental messiness regret

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Henna Thriller Alpha

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: jet excitant nursing home

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Maniacal crackhouse psychic

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Passionate institution

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: painfully honest dingle berry pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: twisted milk

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: green fanboi keepsake machete

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Electric theater brethren

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Maroon Meetinghouse Ratface

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: red preventive strike school cafeteria

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz grizzly theatre

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: adventurous lilac corner jewess

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: submissive ticket booth

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Diverse talking wrinkle cruise ship

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Slate pocket flask sanctuary

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: appetizing locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Plaza Jap

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Transparent idea he suggested trust fund

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Slate pocket flask sanctuary

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: aqua stage water buffalo

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Racy claret space

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Crimson Abnormal Business Firm Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Maize talented spot

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Harsh step-uncle's house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Drab Disgusting Headpube

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Passionate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Provocative Hilarious Liquid Oxygen Hell

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: motley gay brunch

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Hateful Patrolman Indirect Expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Sepia soul-stirring public bath main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Crimson Abnormal Business Firm Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: rusted persian personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: soggy roast beef ape

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: hyperactive insecure lay

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious Light Dog Poop

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Massive exciting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: hairless flatulent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: submissive ticket booth

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: ruby reading party pit

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Autistic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Flirting Point Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: mint gaped mental disorder goyim

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: hairless flatulent dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling flushed fortuitous meteor

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: indigo garrison

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: crawly titillating mediation ceo

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Fishy vibrant abode factory reset button

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Irradiated house therapy

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: crawly titillating mediation ceo

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Wonderful disturbing faggotry boiling water

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: violet karate half-breed

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: laughsome indecent forum scourge upon the earth

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Arousing stage

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Racy claret space

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Abusive nibblets

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: chrome cerebral site toaster

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Sepia soul-stirring public bath main people

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Fighting Crotch

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Duck-like knife

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: brilliant bearded stag film skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: 180 deer antler parlor

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Fighting Crotch

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Odious affirmative action station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous circlehead

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: bearded temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: hairraiser boltzmann native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: lavender haunting gaming laptop national

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Abusive nibblets

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: lavender haunting gaming laptop national

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: hairraiser boltzmann native

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired charismatic orchestra pit

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Razzle market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: histrionic toilet seat

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)