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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Geriatric Thriller Property
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
bespoke church
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
swashbuckling space
  12/11/14
...
cracking boistinker internal respiration
  12/11/14
...
Passionate University
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
outnumbered brunch
  08/17/20
...
Spectacular Dysfunction
  12/12/14
jesus
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
...
chest-beating magenta coffee pot area
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Obsidian range main people
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Useless Library
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Geriatric Thriller Property
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Useless Library
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
lascivious philosopher-king
  12/11/14
:(
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
180
laughsome deer antler field
  12/11/14
...
contagious flesh genital piercing
  06/04/17
...
Razzle Submissive Home Gunner
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Talented trump supporter indirect expression
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
cerebral jade site quadroon
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Zombie-like Kitty Cat Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Passionate University
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
violent nibblets
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Passionate University
  12/11/14
lol
violent nibblets
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Translucent casino hominid
  12/11/14
...
emerald menage personal credit line
  06/04/17
...
walnut magical codepig kitchen
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Clear dilemma international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Trip resort haunted graveyard
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
exhilarant hell black woman
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Olive roast beef round eye
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
exhilarant hell black woman
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Appetizing stubborn telephone
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Geriatric Thriller Property
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Fighting Old Irish Cottage Institution
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
wine fiercely-loyal national
  12/11/14
...
Olive roast beef round eye
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
?
Twisted chestnut temple
  12/11/14
...
wild multi-colored death wish lodge
  12/11/14
the departing
swashbuckling space
  12/11/14
...
henna infuriating legal warrant
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Cheese-eating School Boltzmann
  12/11/14
...
heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape
  09/15/17
180
bistre impertinent step-uncle's house juggernaut
  12/11/14
...
abusive drab clown
  12/11/14
...
cracking boistinker internal respiration
  12/11/14
...
Odious selfie set
  06/04/17
...
chest-beating magenta coffee pot area
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
swashbuckling space
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Geriatric Thriller Property
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Motley garrison immigrant
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
orange shaky stage private investor
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
narrow-minded diverse fanboi native
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Ultramarine razzmatazz school cafeteria
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
indigo racy hairy legs ladyboy
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
exhilarant hell black woman
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
aphrodisiac zippy ticket booth wrinkle
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
chest-beating magenta coffee pot area
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
chocolate comical whorehouse
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Passionate University
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
Pls post
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Crimson double fault
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
fuck
indigo racy hairy legs ladyboy
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
oh my god
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Azure office pozpig
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Twisted chestnut temple
  12/11/14
...
excitant preventive strike ratface
  02/11/16
...
Federal sanctuary
  12/11/14
...
Talented trump supporter indirect expression
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Vibrant goal in life gas station
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
lol
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
...
violent nibblets
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
emerald menage personal credit line
  12/11/14
lol
abusive drab clown
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
stirring light point athletic conference
  12/13/14
...
Amethyst bateful corner mediation
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Twisted chestnut temple
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
narrow-minded diverse fanboi native
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
...
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
provocative police squad
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Jet pit
  12/13/14
fuck
violent nibblets
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
buck-toothed plum heaven headpube
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
exhilarant hell black woman
  12/11/14
oh dear
lascivious philosopher-king
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
poppy duck-like becky
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Violet marvelous mexican
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Startling Hospital
  12/11/14
95%
cobalt famous landscape painting
  12/12/14
:(
mint potus abode
  12/12/14
holy shit
Bonkers galvanic hall
  12/12/14
...
Geriatric Thriller Property
  02/11/16
JFC
Titillating shrine
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
violent nibblets
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
narrow-minded diverse fanboi native
  12/11/14
...
Passionate University
  12/11/14
...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
narrow-minded diverse fanboi native
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
7
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
:(
excitant preventive strike ratface
  01/22/15
invalid link
Supple Pungent Voyeur Karate
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Territorial Self-centered Parlour Halford
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
wonderful hyperventilating keepsake machete
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Translucent casino hominid
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
wonderful hyperventilating keepsake machete
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Motley garrison immigrant
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Cheese-eating School Boltzmann
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
mewling maize nursing home striped hyena
  12/11/14
...
effete box office
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
mewling maize nursing home striped hyena
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
180 cream roommate partner
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Motley garrison immigrant
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
tan dead people who are hurt
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Motley garrison immigrant
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
sooty sick mad-dog skullcap cruise ship
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Motley garrison immigrant
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Twisted chestnut temple
  12/11/14
120 :(
mint potus abode
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Big crystalline turdskin newt
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
exhilarant hell black woman
  12/11/14
...
Bonkers galvanic hall
  12/12/14
...
chest-beating magenta coffee pot area
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Jet pit
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal
  12/11/14
...
beady-eyed aquamarine place of business multi-billionaire
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
wild multi-colored death wish lodge
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Anal rusted cuckoldry
  12/12/14
...
Jet pit
  12/13/14
...
Bonkers galvanic hall
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Jet pit
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Geriatric Thriller Property
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Big crystalline turdskin newt
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Saffron Bat-shit-crazy Den Sweet Tailpipe
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
electric cerise stage crotch
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
elite ceo scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
lmao
Nighttime Lime Trailer Park
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
garnet dashing base
  12/12/14
...
sticky blue senate
  12/12/14
...
Jet pit
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
orange shaky stage private investor
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
turquoise state
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Concupiscible chapel toilet seat
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
buck-toothed plum heaven headpube
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Irradiated ebony blood rage
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Stimulating french chef
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
effete box office
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Arousing incel
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
vivacious spot
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Embarrassed to the bone messiness lay
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Amethyst bateful corner mediation
  12/11/14
...
chest-beating magenta coffee pot area
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
hairraiser cordovan stead
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
alcoholic faggot firefighter
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
agreed
Amethyst bateful corner mediation
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
black curious masturbator theater stage
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
black curious masturbator theater stage
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Federal sanctuary
  12/12/14
...
black curious masturbator theater stage
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Jet pit
  12/13/14
ty
black curious masturbator theater stage
  12/13/14
...
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/13/14
this is great
Histrionic bawdyhouse electric furnace
  12/13/14
...
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/13/14
...
Jet-lagged fantasy-prone center laser beams
  12/12/14
...
Jet pit
  12/13/14
...
black curious masturbator theater stage
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Titillating shrine
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Obsidian range main people
  12/11/14
...
unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal
  12/11/14
...
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/11/14
harsh
Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck
  12/11/14
...
garnet dashing base
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
vivacious spot
  12/11/14
lolol
cobalt famous landscape painting
  12/12/14
...
cracking boistinker internal respiration
  12/11/14
jfc
glittery hunting ground jewess
  12/12/14
...
flatulent high-end half-breed
  12/12/14
...
Jet-lagged fantasy-prone center laser beams
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes
  12/12/14
...
beady-eyed aquamarine place of business multi-billionaire
  12/12/14
still
aromatic primrose new version location
  12/12/14
...
Bonkers galvanic hall
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Jet pit
  12/13/14
Business idea:
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/13/14
fuck
Boyish coldplay fan circlehead
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
aphrodisiac zippy ticket booth wrinkle
  12/13/14
...
Yapping rehab mad cow disease
  12/22/14
...
henna infuriating legal warrant
  01/23/15
...
Odious selfie set
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Arousing incel
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Opaque Slippery Yarmulke Prole
  12/12/14
...
mahogany organic girlfriend
  12/12/14
...
wine fiercely-loyal national
  12/12/14
padded as usual
black curious masturbator theater stage
  12/12/14
...
Bonkers galvanic hall
  01/22/15
...
henna infuriating legal warrant
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
swashbuckling space
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Twisted chestnut temple
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Domesticated mental disorder market
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Vigorous cowardly stag film boiling water
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes
  12/22/14
Sick
wild multi-colored death wish lodge
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
swashbuckling space
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Vigorous cowardly stag film boiling water
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Obsidian range main people
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Chartreuse Sadistic Meetinghouse
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Jet pit
  01/22/15
...
brindle mind-boggling locus sound barrier
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Out-of-control Sexy Forum Digit Ratio
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Histrionic bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Geriatric Thriller Property
  01/23/15
...
Out-of-control Sexy Forum Digit Ratio
  01/23/15
brutal
swashbuckling space
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Geriatric Thriller Property
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
flatulent high-end half-breed
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
excitant preventive strike ratface
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
bronze church building factory reset button
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Geriatric Thriller Property
  09/15/17
...
Charcoal adventurous parlor love of her life
  04/25/15
:(
Bonkers galvanic hall
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Bonkers galvanic hall
  02/11/16
:(
excitant preventive strike ratface
  02/11/16
...
Lavender flickering rigor
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
hairless brass friendly grandma theater
  06/04/17
...
contagious flesh genital piercing
  08/02/17
...
lake greedy station
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Geriatric Thriller Property
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
lake greedy station
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
sepia soul-stirring address
  08/17/20
...
soggy idea he suggested
  08/17/20
great bump
honey-headed filthy dog poop orchestra pit
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: bespoke church

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: cracking boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Passionate University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: outnumbered brunch

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: chest-beating magenta coffee pot area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Obsidian range main people

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Useless Library

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Useless Library

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: vivacious spot

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: laughsome deer antler field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: contagious flesh genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle Submissive Home Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Talented trump supporter indirect expression

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: cerebral jade site quadroon

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like Kitty Cat Tanning Salon

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Passionate University

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: violent nibblets

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Passionate University

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: violent nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Translucent casino hominid

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: emerald menage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: walnut magical codepig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Clear dilemma international law enforcement agency

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Trip resort haunted graveyard

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant hell black woman

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Olive roast beef round eye

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: exhilarant hell black woman

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Appetizing stubborn telephone

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Fighting Old Irish Cottage Institution

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: wine fiercely-loyal national

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Olive roast beef round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Twisted chestnut temple

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: wild multi-colored death wish lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: henna infuriating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating School Boltzmann

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: bistre impertinent step-uncle's house juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: abusive drab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: cracking boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Odious selfie set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: chest-beating magenta coffee pot area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: vivacious spot

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: vivacious spot

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Motley garrison immigrant

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: orange shaky stage private investor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse fanboi native

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzmatazz school cafeteria

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: indigo racy hairy legs ladyboy

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: exhilarant hell black woman

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac zippy ticket booth wrinkle

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: chest-beating magenta coffee pot area

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: chocolate comical whorehouse

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Passionate University

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious spot

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Crimson double fault

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: vivacious spot

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: indigo racy hairy legs ladyboy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Azure office pozpig

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: spruce mischievous gaming laptop dragon

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Twisted chestnut temple

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Talented trump supporter indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: vivacious spot

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Vibrant goal in life gas station

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious spot

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: violent nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: emerald menage personal credit line

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: abusive drab clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: stirring light point athletic conference

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Amethyst bateful corner mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: vivacious spot

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Twisted chestnut temple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse fanboi native

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: provocative police squad

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Jet pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: violent nibblets

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed plum heaven headpube

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant hell black woman

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: lascivious philosopher-king

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: poppy duck-like becky

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Violet marvelous mexican

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Startling Hospital

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: cobalt famous landscape painting

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: mint potus abode

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Titillating shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: violent nibblets

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse fanboi native

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse fanboi native

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike ratface

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Supple Pungent Voyeur Karate

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Territorial Self-centered Parlour Halford

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: vivacious spot

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful hyperventilating keepsake machete

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Translucent casino hominid

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful hyperventilating keepsake machete

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Motley garrison immigrant

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating School Boltzmann

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: mewling maize nursing home striped hyena

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: effete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: mewling maize nursing home striped hyena

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Tripping lilac therapy generalized bond

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: 180 cream roommate partner

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Motley garrison immigrant

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: tan dead people who are hurt

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Motley garrison immigrant

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: sooty sick mad-dog skullcap cruise ship

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Motley garrison immigrant

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Twisted chestnut temple

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: mint potus abode

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Big crystalline turdskin newt

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: exhilarant hell black woman

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: chest-beating magenta coffee pot area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Jet pit

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine place of business multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: wild multi-colored death wish lodge

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Anal rusted cuckoldry

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Jet pit

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Big crystalline turdskin newt

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Saffron Bat-shit-crazy Den Sweet Tailpipe

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: vivacious spot

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: electric cerise stage crotch

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: elite ceo scourge upon the earth

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Nighttime Lime Trailer Park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: garnet dashing base

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sticky blue senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: orange shaky stage private investor

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: turquoise state

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible chapel toilet seat

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed plum heaven headpube

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Irradiated ebony blood rage

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Stimulating french chef

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: effete box office

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: vivacious spot

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing incel

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: vivacious spot

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone messiness lay

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Amethyst bateful corner mediation

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: chest-beating magenta coffee pot area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser cordovan stead

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: vivacious spot

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: alcoholic faggot firefighter

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: vivacious spot

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Amethyst bateful corner mediation

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Federal sanctuary

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Jet pit

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse electric furnace

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fantasy-prone center laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Titillating shrine

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Obsidian range main people

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: unholy painfully honest theatre son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Onyx Fragrant Principal's Office Cuck

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: garnet dashing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: vivacious spot

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: cobalt famous landscape painting

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: cracking boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: glittery hunting ground jewess

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: flatulent high-end half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fantasy-prone center laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine place of business multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: aromatic primrose new version location

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Jet pit

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Boyish coldplay fan circlehead

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac zippy ticket booth wrinkle

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Yapping rehab mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: henna infuriating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Odious selfie set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Arousing incel

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Opaque Slippery Yarmulke Prole

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mahogany organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: wine fiercely-loyal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: black curious masturbator theater stage

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: henna infuriating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Twisted chestnut temple

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Domesticated mental disorder market

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Vigorous cowardly stag film boiling water

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Shimmering Floppy House Useless Brakes

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: wild multi-colored death wish lodge

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling space

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Vigorous cowardly stag film boiling water

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Obsidian range main people

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sadistic Meetinghouse

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Jet pit

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: brindle mind-boggling locus sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sexy Forum Digit Ratio

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse electric furnace

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control Sexy Forum Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling space

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: flatulent high-end half-breed

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike ratface

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: bronze church building factory reset button

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Charcoal adventurous parlor love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Bonkers galvanic hall

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: excitant preventive strike ratface

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Lavender flickering rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: hairless brass friendly grandma theater

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: contagious flesh genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: lake greedy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Geriatric Thriller Property

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: heady insanely creepy crackhouse ape

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: lake greedy station

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: sepia soul-stirring address

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: soggy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: honey-headed filthy dog poop orchestra pit

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)