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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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Abusive Hateful Base
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
marvelous piazza
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
glittery plum location private investor
  12/11/14
...
Honey-headed Curious Macaca
  12/11/14
...
topaz hunting ground pozpig
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
carnelian stock car
  08/17/20
...
beady-eyed mahogany multi-billionaire station
  12/12/14
jesus
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
...
cream talented home dingle berry
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Rambunctious Business Firm
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Adulterous godawful bawdyhouse halford
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
Abusive Hateful Base
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Adulterous godawful bawdyhouse halford
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
galvanic elite boiling water
  12/11/14
:(
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
180
judgmental maize menage
  12/11/14
...
splenetic cuck center
  06/04/17
...
Sooty dilemma
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
At-the-ready peach national
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Costumed painfully honest church police squad
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
low-t gas station scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
topaz hunting ground pozpig
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
topaz hunting ground pozpig
  12/11/14
lol
Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Obsidian up-to-no-good community account point
  12/11/14
...
khaki provocative corn cake round eye
  06/04/17
...
Sickened Sapphire Institution
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
High-end water buffalo laser beams
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
bronze codepig plaza
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
comical twisted parlor headpube
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
bonkers legend gay wizard
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
Abusive Hateful Base
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Silver hissy fit
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Pale sadistic school cafeteria clown
  12/11/14
...
comical twisted parlor headpube
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
?
Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school
  12/11/14
...
dashing forum
  12/11/14
the departing
glittery plum location private investor
  12/11/14
...
copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
zombie-like bespoke stage juggernaut
  12/11/14
...
orange pervert
  09/15/17
180
vigorous lodge persian
  12/11/14
...
razzle smoky spot
  12/11/14
...
Honey-headed Curious Macaca
  12/11/14
...
impressive walnut telephone
  06/04/17
...
cream talented home dingle berry
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
glittery plum location private investor
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
Abusive Hateful Base
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
transparent cerebral den kitty cat
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
duck-like sticky love of her life
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
diverse state
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Scarlet crawly alpha
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
House-broken vengeful coffee pot
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Metal parlour mad cow disease
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
cream talented home dingle berry
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
confused windowlicker faggotry
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
topaz hunting ground pozpig
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
Pls post
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
aromatic iridescent house regret
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
aromatic iridescent house regret
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
aromatic iridescent house regret
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Turquoise unhinged heaven pistol
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
fuck
House-broken vengeful coffee pot
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
oh my god
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Ultramarine pea-brained church building kitty
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
aromatic iridescent house regret
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school
  12/11/14
...
useless appetizing kitchen
  02/11/16
...
Sick Striped Hyena Abode
  12/11/14
...
At-the-ready peach national
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Bateful translucent sandwich sweet tailpipe
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
lol
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
...
Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
khaki provocative corn cake round eye
  12/11/14
lol
razzle smoky spot
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
odious potus
  12/13/14
...
Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
diverse state
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
...
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Milky toilet seat double fault
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
fuck
Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
clear rehab elastic band
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman
  12/11/14
oh dear
galvanic elite boiling water
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Dull big philosopher-king resort
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
boyish wrinkle
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Chartreuse irradiated chapel newt
  12/11/14
95%
ebony shitlib tanning salon
  12/12/14
:(
Tan Drunken Dragon
  12/12/14
holy shit
out-of-control bearded theatre
  12/12/14
...
Abusive Hateful Base
  02/11/16
JFC
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
diverse state
  12/11/14
...
topaz hunting ground pozpig
  12/11/14
...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
diverse state
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
7
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
:(
useless appetizing kitchen
  01/22/15
invalid link
amethyst greedy gaming laptop
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
hairraiser cerise gunner
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Exhilarant Canary Theater Stage Legal Warrant
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Obsidian up-to-no-good community account point
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Exhilarant Canary Theater Stage Legal Warrant
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
transparent cerebral den kitty cat
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
zombie-like bespoke stage juggernaut
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Thriller step-uncle's house associate
  12/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone public bath
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Thriller step-uncle's house associate
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Sinister Fanboi Cuckold
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
drab boistinker
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
transparent cerebral den kitty cat
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
soul-stirring alcoholic trailer park
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
transparent cerebral den kitty cat
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
violet wonderful garrison french chef
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
transparent cerebral den kitty cat
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school
  12/11/14
120 :(
Tan Drunken Dragon
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
snowy laughsome really tough guy hospital
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman
  12/11/14
...
out-of-control bearded theatre
  12/12/14
...
cream talented home dingle berry
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap
  12/11/14
...
bright lascivious goyim
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
dashing forum
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Internet-worthy rigor ticket booth
  12/12/14
...
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
...
out-of-control bearded theatre
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
lake supple blood rage box office
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
Abusive Hateful Base
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
snowy laughsome really tough guy hospital
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
electric range toaster
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
disrespectful 180 son of senegal
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Mind-boggling roommate
  12/11/14
lmao
pink idiot reading party
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Fishy crackhouse
  12/12/14
...
Flesh vibrant hall genital piercing
  12/12/14
...
lake supple blood rage box office
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
duck-like sticky love of her life
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Slippery Degenerate Senate
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Mustard lettuce queen of the night
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
clear rehab elastic band
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
shaky nursing home
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Jet razzle-dazzle principal's office
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Embarrassed to the bone public bath
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Poppy cruise ship
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
heady flushed doctorate
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness
  12/11/14
...
cream talented home dingle berry
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Swashbuckling slap-happy feces
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
hyperactive floppy stag film
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
agreed
Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
garnet space haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
garnet space haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Sick Striped Hyena Abode
  12/12/14
...
garnet space haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
ty
garnet space haunted graveyard
  12/13/14
...
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/13/14
this is great
Pearl mildly autistic pit deer antler
  12/13/14
...
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/13/14
...
Multi-colored mentally impaired area turdskin
  12/12/14
...
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
...
garnet space haunted graveyard
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Vermilion university
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Rambunctious Business Firm
  12/11/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap
  12/11/14
...
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/11/14
harsh
Charismatic blathering shrine
  12/11/14
...
Fishy crackhouse
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Crystalline titillating orchestra pit
  12/11/14
lolol
ebony shitlib tanning salon
  12/12/14
...
Honey-headed Curious Macaca
  12/11/14
jfc
Free-loading sanctuary
  12/12/14
...
Razzmatazz red cumskin
  12/12/14
...
Multi-colored mentally impaired area turdskin
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Racy temple stain
  12/12/14
...
bright lascivious goyim
  12/12/14
still
Sable filthpig
  12/12/14
...
out-of-control bearded theatre
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
lake supple blood rage box office
  12/13/14
Business idea:
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/13/14
fuck
spectacular bull headed mediation
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Metal parlour mad cow disease
  12/13/14
...
coral vivacious selfie people who are hurt
  12/22/14
...
copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting
  01/23/15
...
impressive walnut telephone
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Poppy cruise ship
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Racy temple stain
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Contagious Indirect Expression
  12/12/14
...
outnumbered lilac mood
  12/12/14
...
Pale sadistic school cafeteria clown
  12/12/14
padded as usual
garnet space haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
...
out-of-control bearded theatre
  01/22/15
...
copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
glittery plum location private investor
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
chrome locus liquid oxygen
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
fragrant cocky international law enforcement agency wagecucks
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Racy temple stain
  12/22/14
Sick
dashing forum
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
glittery plum location private investor
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
fragrant cocky international law enforcement agency wagecucks
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Rambunctious Business Firm
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Rusted Stirring Nibblets Cuckoldry
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
lake supple blood rage box office
  01/22/15
...
domesticated aphrodisiac stead roast beef
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
swollen impertinent theater faggot firefighter
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Pearl mildly autistic pit deer antler
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
Abusive Hateful Base
  01/23/15
...
swollen impertinent theater faggot firefighter
  01/23/15
brutal
glittery plum location private investor
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
Abusive Hateful Base
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Razzmatazz red cumskin
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
useless appetizing kitchen
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
seedy jade address
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
Abusive Hateful Base
  09/15/17
...
Medicated Abnormal Stage Jewess
  04/25/15
:(
out-of-control bearded theatre
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
out-of-control bearded theatre
  02/11/16
:(
useless appetizing kitchen
  02/11/16
...
trip office athletic conference
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
Arousing harsh market psychic
  06/04/17
...
splenetic cuck center
  08/02/17
...
Passionate carmine factory reset button
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
orange pervert
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
Abusive Hateful Base
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
orange pervert
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Passionate carmine factory reset button
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
fiercely-loyal personal credit line fat ankles
  08/17/20
...
Cheese-eating fantasy-prone set background story
  08/17/20
great bump
chocolate cracking library candlestick maker
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Curious Macaca



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: carnelian stock car

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed mahogany multi-billionaire station



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: drab boistinker

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: drab boistinker

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: cream talented home dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious Business Firm

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Adulterous godawful bawdyhouse halford

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Adulterous godawful bawdyhouse halford

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: drab boistinker

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: galvanic elite boiling water

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: drab boistinker

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: judgmental maize menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: splenetic cuck center



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready peach national

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Costumed painfully honest church police squad

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: low-t gas station scourge upon the earth

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: topaz hunting ground pozpig

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground pozpig

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good community account point

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: khaki provocative corn cake round eye



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Sickened Sapphire Institution



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: High-end water buffalo laser beams

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: bronze codepig plaza

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: comical twisted parlor headpube

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: bonkers legend gay wizard

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Silver hissy fit

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Pale sadistic school cafeteria clown

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: comical twisted parlor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: dashing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: zombie-like bespoke stage juggernaut

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: orange pervert



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vigorous lodge persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: razzle smoky spot



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Curious Macaca



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: impressive walnut telephone



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: cream talented home dingle berry



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: transparent cerebral den kitty cat

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: duck-like sticky love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: diverse state

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Scarlet crawly alpha

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: House-broken vengeful coffee pot

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Metal parlour mad cow disease

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: cream talented home dingle berry

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: confused windowlicker faggotry

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground pozpig

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic iridescent house regret

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: aromatic iridescent house regret

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: aromatic iridescent house regret

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Turquoise unhinged heaven pistol

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: House-broken vengeful coffee pot

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: drab boistinker

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: drab boistinker

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine pea-brained church building kitty

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic iridescent house regret

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: useless appetizing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Sick Striped Hyena Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: At-the-ready peach national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Bateful translucent sandwich sweet tailpipe

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: drab boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: drab boistinker

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: khaki provocative corn cake round eye

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: razzle smoky spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: odious potus

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: diverse state

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Milky toilet seat double fault

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: clear rehab elastic band

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: galvanic elite boiling water

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Dull big philosopher-king resort

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: boyish wrinkle

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse irradiated chapel newt

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: ebony shitlib tanning salon

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Tan Drunken Dragon

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Meetinghouse Useless Brakes

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: diverse state

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: diverse state

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: useless appetizing kitchen

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: amethyst greedy gaming laptop

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: hairraiser cerise gunner

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Canary Theater Stage Legal Warrant

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good community account point

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Canary Theater Stage Legal Warrant

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: drab boistinker

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: transparent cerebral den kitty cat

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: zombie-like bespoke stage juggernaut

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house associate

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house associate

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Sinister Fanboi Cuckold

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: drab boistinker

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: transparent cerebral den kitty cat

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic trailer park

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: transparent cerebral den kitty cat

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: violet wonderful garrison french chef

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: transparent cerebral den kitty cat

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Tan Drunken Dragon

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: snowy laughsome really tough guy hospital

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Gay Insanely Creepy Patrolman

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: cream talented home dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: bright lascivious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: dashing forum

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rigor ticket booth

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: snowy laughsome really tough guy hospital

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: electric range toaster

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: disrespectful 180 son of senegal

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling roommate

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: pink idiot reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Fishy crackhouse

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Flesh vibrant hall genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: duck-like sticky love of her life

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Slippery Degenerate Senate

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Mustard lettuce queen of the night

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: clear rehab elastic band

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: shaky nursing home

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Jet razzle-dazzle principal's office

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Poppy cruise ship

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: heady flushed doctorate

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: cream talented home dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling slap-happy feces

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: hyperactive floppy stag film

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Thirsty Native Messiness

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Sick Striped Hyena Abode

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl mildly autistic pit deer antler

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored mentally impaired area turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Vermilion university

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Business Firm

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Casino Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering shrine

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Fishy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating orchestra pit

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: ebony shitlib tanning salon

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed Curious Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz red cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored mentally impaired area turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Racy temple stain

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: bright lascivious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Sable filthpig

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: spectacular bull headed mediation

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Metal parlour mad cow disease

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: coral vivacious selfie people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: impressive walnut telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Poppy cruise ship

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Racy temple stain

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Contagious Indirect Expression

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: outnumbered lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Pale sadistic school cafeteria clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: garnet space haunted graveyard

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: copper motley pocket flask famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Exciting bearded mad-dog skullcap school

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: chrome locus liquid oxygen

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: fragrant cocky international law enforcement agency wagecucks

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Racy temple stain

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: dashing forum

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: fragrant cocky international law enforcement agency wagecucks

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Business Firm

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Rusted Stirring Nibblets Cuckoldry

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: lake supple blood rage box office

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: domesticated aphrodisiac stead roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: swollen impertinent theater faggot firefighter

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Pearl mildly autistic pit deer antler

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: swollen impertinent theater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: glittery plum location private investor

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz red cumskin

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: useless appetizing kitchen

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: seedy jade address

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Medicated Abnormal Stage Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded theatre

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: useless appetizing kitchen

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: trip office athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Arousing harsh market psychic

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: splenetic cuck center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Passionate carmine factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: orange pervert

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Abusive Hateful Base

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: orange pervert

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Passionate carmine factory reset button

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal personal credit line fat ankles

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fantasy-prone set background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: chocolate cracking library candlestick maker

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)