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Michigan Law grad sues Mich Law and summer firm (PDF complaint!)

This was just forwarded to me, and I absolutely *had* to upl...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
This can't be real. Can't be. Civil conspiracy? Antitrust...
cerebral ungodly parlour
  01/25/07
It's definitely real. Look it up in Lexis if you don't belie...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
TY for this. Posts like this are why xoxo is still must-read...
out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire
  01/25/07
I don't see why it's not on ATL yet. Lat thinking how to in...
frum sanctuary
  01/25/07
Lat's description is sure to be better than GTBoring's
out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire
  01/26/07
Actually I was little surprised at GTO's "loooooooooove...
frum sanctuary
  01/26/07
I sort of like your blog better than xoxo any way. Cuts out ...
out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire
  01/26/07
y'all know why he threw in an antitrust claim at the end, ri...
Odious bistre idea he suggested theatre
  01/26/07
Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the rich, heady scent of pe...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
Favorite complaint: ""Upon information and belief,...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
welcome to torts. I'm guessing this guy is a six-sigma weir...
thriller step-uncle's house
  01/25/07
i did ok in torts and i only use 2 fingers!
big fat ankles
  01/25/07
guys in my high school used only 2 fingers all the time. it...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
"As a resulft of Defendant's acitons, Plaintiff Maria Z...
twinkling racy voyeur
  01/25/07
LOL
carmine nowag dragon
  01/25/07
177
contagious locus
  01/25/07
177? He's probably exactly right! Well, a 177 for parsin...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
It was just the comment of "I'm pretty sure this means ...
contagious locus
  01/25/07
fantastic find!
big fat ankles
  01/25/07
lollerpops
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Is this perhaps my favorite variation of "LOL?" I...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
WAIT! Who is Maria Zack???
Maroon sickened toaster cuck
  01/25/07
His mother, apparently.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
amazing, truly
Maroon sickened toaster cuck
  01/25/07
WAIT, his MOTHER? He's like 40 years old and his mom is a na...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
i'd vote sister.
ivory water buffalo
  01/25/07
But the woman is a RETIRED schoolteacher. That suggests it'...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
same thought process here... you can tell they're an enablin...
ivory water buffalo
  01/25/07
I enjoyed this as well. I wonder if he sued LSAC too for no...
contagious locus
  01/25/07
Actually dood, the scary thing is this guy probably did well...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
typing speed?
very tactful razzle-dazzle coldplay fan national
  01/26/07
I dunno, despite that this complaint is ridiculous. I think...
sepia community account
  01/25/07
Well goddamn. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Fuc...
carmine nowag dragon
  01/25/07
The anti-trust claim is a nice touch. I take it he failed th...
Aromatic Nofapping Kitty Abode
  01/25/07
pls don't link to my LRW assignment. ty.
Scarlet Mexican
  01/25/07
Wow, that's awesome
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
I'm amazed this didn't get around sooner.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
I did not read this closely - am I correct in understanding ...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
I think either he was very strange on the job or fucked up...
thriller step-uncle's house
  01/25/07
If you were trying To respond in haiku form you failed...
contagious locus
  01/25/07
So did you; you failed to make a reference to a season. Sor...
vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams
  01/25/07
This is true
contagious locus
  01/25/07
TITCRTIT CRTITCRTITCRTITCR TITCRTIT
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
Like the Winter owl His two-finger-typing ass Is out i...
peach fluffy rigpig french chef
  01/26/07
177
concupiscible mediation corn cake
  01/26/07
Where did you infer that? It seems to be a reasonable assum...
contagious locus
  01/25/07
First sentence of #15 - impede AZ's efforts to obtain employ...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
I think this is referring to whatever the reasons were for h...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
For some reason, I'm thinking this is MachoBreeze in 3 years...
contagious locus
  01/25/07
ti, ml, tcr
Scarlet Mexican
  01/25/07
plz explain ml tyia
contagious locus
  01/25/07
most likely. yw.
Scarlet Mexican
  01/25/07
better than #17!? Basically, he's claiming that the firm ...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
Dood, that's great, but you're missing the true magnum opus ...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
I just got to that. I would love to hear his explanation of...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY ...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
"This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVE...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
Maybe there is more to the conspiracy than meets the eye, an...
Cracking shrine
  12/23/07
But what are the chances that TWO UNCONNECTED ENTITIES would...
boyish son of senegal cruise ship
  01/25/07
Nice.
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Looks like he got an MBA from UT in 96, and did end up passi...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
Yeah. Maria Zack is clearly his wife who ditched her public...
Iridescent useless brakes state
  01/29/07
Ah, I think this is one of the rare but extremely powerful &...
Scarlet Mexican
  01/25/07
can folks start summarizing the complaints...? i'm a litt...
Maroon sickened toaster cuck
  01/25/07
There's your fucking antitrust!
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
If this is a UCLA library reference, I like.
Sapphire Razzmatazz Institution
  01/26/07
Also his name is in pleadings for Grutter v. Bollinger as an...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
do you think that means this guy is handicapped? im thinking...
Haunting legend
  01/25/07
Come on, give this guy a break! Like, every single break pos...
Chestnut twisted striped hyena chad
  01/29/07
Someone find his email address and send him here
contagious locus
  01/25/07
...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
18. "Certain exams taken by Mr. Zack that required stud...
big fat ankles
  01/25/07
...
mind-boggling blood rage
  01/25/07
Reminds you of someone you know?
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
...
mind-boggling blood rage
  01/25/07
ADRIAN ZACK, BRINGING THE BLUEBOOK BACK.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
i also hate this part of exams. of course there is nothing ...
Maroon sickened toaster cuck
  01/25/07
"Due to the legal and other expertise required to deter...
twinkling racy voyeur
  01/25/07
9(g)pwn3d?
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Yet more code for "I FAILED LAW SCHOOL."
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
34. Plaintiff Adrian Zack has devoted significant time and e...
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
Too easy.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
The guy has an MBA/JD combo and he still can't find a job.
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT TO GET ADRIAN ZACK. ADRIAN ZACK ...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
You're being an asshole to a guy you know nothing about base...
Cracking shrine
  12/23/07
something is seriously fucked up with that guy. he has an...
Zippy hall
  01/25/07
http://callsign.73ham.org/detail/WM3Y Ham Radio operator?
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
megageek
thriller step-uncle's house
  01/25/07
25. "Charlotte Johnson, among other actions, without cr...
big fat ankles
  01/25/07
26 is better--suing career services for poor advice. Ch...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
He's really thrown in the kitchen sink at Mich Law. He's go...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
I'd pay big money to know what that 2-hour personal matter w...
unholy soggy principal's office elastic band
  01/25/07
DIARRHEA ALL OVER CARPET
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
OH NO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS DURING TAKE-HOMES.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
...
mind-boggling blood rage
  01/25/07
titcr
Federal walnut point
  01/25/07
haha
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
I'm honestly shocked this thing didn't start circulating soo...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
Actually, words describe it pretty well. I mean, it is itse...
boyish son of senegal cruise ship
  01/25/07
It's gold.
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
how do we know he isn't handicapped though? has this not occ...
Haunting legend
  01/25/07
srsly- though you'd think he'd dream up, oh, an ADA CLAIM?!
ivory water buffalo
  01/25/07
michigan troll
Marvelous center
  01/25/07
CAN a pro se complainant ask for attorney's fees?
big fat ankles
  01/25/07
I think so, at least in some causes of actions in some state...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
he has one point - that his former employers should give him...
Pearl titillating den macaca
  01/25/07
After reading this complaint, I have a feeling those negativ...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
This stuff doesn't happen at Harvard
Stimulating set boistinker
  01/25/07
Never a good idea to give negative recommendations unless so...
Electric harsh office
  01/26/07
Not sure about that. This isn't a classic no-offer situation...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
well, he's clearly insane. i wouldn't hire him.
Maroon sickened toaster cuck
  01/25/07
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? ...
curious puppy pozpig
  01/25/07
chances this even makes it into court?
Big-titted yellow resort
  01/25/07
Very good. It isn't going to settle. He'll lose on SJ.
curious puppy pozpig
  01/25/07
Seems like 12(b)(6) might be possible
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Yeah, I don't even think this gets to SJ. Where are the suf...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
12(b)(6)? In state court? That is not the credited respons...
Dashing lay electric furnace
  01/25/07
Yeah, I have no idea what sort of procedural wackiness is th...
exhilarant market potus
  01/26/07
Chances the court forces him to pay Michigan's attorney's fe...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
...
Motley mewling rehab legal warrant
  01/25/07
He might be pro se, but he's still a licensed attorney. P...
Iridescent useless brakes state
  01/29/07
Slim. Chances the Michigan defendants are out for lack of p...
Dashing lay electric furnace
  01/26/07
I hope "diabled" was intentioned, because its pret...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? ...
curious puppy pozpig
  01/25/07
Apparently.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
this won't help his job search.
provocative library
  01/25/07
Someone find the defendants' replies and post pls tyty
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
I don't see any of them up on Lexis yet.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE FARCE THAT IS CAREER SERVIC...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
He should get an affidavit from ernie menard re: malevolence...
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
172. Too fucking true. These guys were made for one anothe...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
WHY DID HE FART NAKED DURING OCI
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
OH SHIT DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY INTERVIEWER.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
LOL
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
It would explain so, so much.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
If dumb advice from OCS were an actionable tort, every law s...
Crimson house-broken athletic conference
  01/26/07
Minnesota alone would be drowning in lawsuits.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/26/07
MN's OCS issues pale in comparison to ND's. There was a poi...
Iridescent useless brakes state
  01/29/07
fwiw, most CS do suck.
180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon
  12/23/07
i was intruiged by the allegation of a negligent conspiracy....
ivory water buffalo
  01/25/07
Conspiracy is linked to IIPEA, which is an intentional tort....
Dashing lay electric furnace
  01/25/07
This is jogging a memory, but I'm not sure if it's a valid o...
Exciting orange new version
  01/25/07
I do remember something about that. But I don't think that g...
Glittery plaza goyim
  01/25/07
It would be too good to be true and I have no legitimate rea...
Exciting orange new version
  01/25/07
I think it was someone from Northwestern.
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
That I have no idea. The only things I remember are: nontra...
Exciting orange new version
  01/25/07
2 out of those 3 point to Northwestern.
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
Yeah I'm pretty sure it was Northwestern. I think his name w...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
Yeah, didn't he want to practice energy law with F&J in ...
Appetizing blue reading party whorehouse
  01/25/07
I remember that, pretty sure it was a very different guy tho...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
Wishful thinking on my part I suppose...
Exciting orange new version
  01/25/07
Too many people engaging in toolish behavior to keep track.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
I was hoping this guy would have some sort of relation to Di...
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Who knows, Dion might have his own issue in two years.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
dammit chancemeeting you're on fire in this thread
contagious locus
  01/25/07
where's valen? google hints this guy's a ukrainian - i.e. a...
thriller step-uncle's house
  01/25/07
He's off preparing a class action lawsuit against Tulane.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
You mean Katrina.
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
He's suing both... it was a conspiracy.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
ahem, *co-conspiracy*
Exciting orange new version
  01/25/07
I've declared on this board before that Ukrainians are terri...
aggressive personal credit line
  01/25/07
Is it bad form to send this out on the law school list serve...
Diverse Swollen Meetinghouse
  01/25/07
Go for it... it's already making the mass email rounds (that...
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
you'll get joined as a party, mr. conspirator.
Zippy hall
  01/25/07
is it just me or is each of chancemeeting's posts ITT as ann...
supple goal in life prole
  01/25/07
It's just you.
carnelian property persian
  01/25/07
phew!
supple goal in life prole
  01/25/07
He redeemed himself with this one http://www.xoxohth.com/th...
mustard masturbator weed whacker
  01/25/07
tyty. Okay, no more all-caps Zack impersonations.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
BEWARE GTO. ADRIAN ZACK IS PREPARED TO FILE AN AMENDED COMP...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/25/07
Your witness XOXO
supple goal in life prole
  01/25/07
LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!! he must be crazy, HAHAHA
Swashbuckling orchestra pit love of her life
  01/25/07
cf. Robinson v. Univ. of Akron Sch. of Law, 307 F.3d 409 (st...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
Right. So... Let me get this straight: it was his poor typi...
Dashing lay electric furnace
  01/25/07
"Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zac...
Mint Stead Mood
  01/26/07
Quality post.
crawly mother
  01/26/07
What is with law school students? "Holman alleged nu...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
boaltttt
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/25/07
Grafton v. Brooklyn Law School, 478 F.2d 1137 "For t...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
D+ average is f-ing solid
big fat ankles
  01/29/07
This guy has the markings to become the law school version o...
bronze talented mental disorder
  01/25/07
And, another Michigan case: this time a student kicked out f...
vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman
  01/25/07
something for EVERYone?
Startled gay wizard
  01/25/07
He isnt the firsy nutjob to go to law school. Ted Bundy was ...
Abusive incel senate
  01/25/07
i'm pretty sure ted bundy didn't eat anyone ... http://en.w...
Odious bistre idea he suggested theatre
  01/26/07
Shit, this is nothing. You should see what some of the wack...
Stirring Wrinkle
  01/25/07
The Real Story: This is a dumb and slightly deranged white g...
Heady chapel ladyboy
  01/25/07
before you gang up on michigan, you should know he went to Y...
wonderful sick ape hospital
  01/26/07
he probably pulled the same trick to get into yale
Underhanded charismatic piazza
  01/26/07
how did this guy get away with this scam 3 times at three di...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
it would be funny if he tried to join Ciolli and xoxohth for...
Underhanded charismatic piazza
  01/26/07
does anyone know what this guy's roundabout rationalization ...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
This is so incredibly wrong. Many schools, and also the gove...
Heady chapel ladyboy
  01/26/07
the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
the more absurd rule is self-selection where you have someon...
Heady chapel ladyboy
  01/26/07
agreed. the spanish surname bullshit helps a lot of filipino...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in ...
peach fluffy rigpig french chef
  01/26/07
if u thought u were white all ur life and everyone else thin...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
I'm making fun of the "for all intensive purposes"...
peach fluffy rigpig french chef
  01/26/07
true. true.
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
Uhhh...I'm 1/16th native american......show me this "ru...
Thirsty aphrodisiac faggot firefighter
  01/26/07
It's usually 1/4th, but few colleges would screw with you if...
peach fluffy rigpig french chef
  01/26/07
Favorite parts (tie): Abbreviating his own last name & ...
crawly mother
  01/26/07
He destroyede a door?
cerise home
  01/26/07
Details. We demand details.
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/26/07
A few years ago some idiot destroyed a door at Michigan's or...
carnelian property persian
  01/26/07
Holy shit. Done before his law school career even began?! ...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/26/07
this guy's life reeks of the inverse of that dave chappelle ...
Rose dead crackhouse double fault
  01/26/07
This guy is not black. He did not claim to be. The previou...
wonderful sick ape hospital
  01/26/07
In all seriousness, there was nothing even remotely racist a...
Heady chapel ladyboy
  01/26/07
Fucker. I totally thought you were serious. Thing is, ...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/26/07
All these suits against lawsuits by former students are hila...
vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams
  01/26/07
Ha, great observation... however the analogy might not neces...
carnelian property persian
  01/26/07
True. However, I would invoke (primary) assumption of risk: ...
vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams
  01/26/07
Looks like WSJ gave xo its due this time: http://blogs.ws...
chocolate fighting toilet seat
  01/26/07
Nice.
carnelian property persian
  01/26/07
From the comments it seems that this story has some very ver...
carnelian property persian
  01/26/07
Damn, they're talking about some dark background secrets...I...
galvanic bespoke pervert gas station
  01/26/07
Still waiting :(
carnelian property persian
  01/29/07
...
Turquoise nursing home
  01/29/07
Yes, all of the people they hire are crazy, and they hate th...
Lilac tattoo indian lodge
  01/29/07
King Douche of UMich: BigTex or Adrian Zachariastfu?
Chestnut twisted striped hyena chad
  01/29/07
Did anyone catch the paragraph where he says this PRIVATE em...
razzle space
  01/29/07
That paragraph is what makes it art. Dude, one of the firm'...
Iridescent useless brakes state
  01/29/07
Do we still not know why he was fired?
Diverse Swollen Meetinghouse
  03/12/07
why isn't adrian zack a bigger xoxo legend than heide iravan...
Vibrant heaven
  03/12/07
What ended up happening here?
180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon
  12/23/07
Update: Michigan Law School just sent the Law Blog the follo...
180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon
  12/23/07
That's not an update. That's a non-statement statement.
Cracking shrine
  12/23/07
I dunno if there's a Rule 12(b)(6) in order . . . seems like...
Alcoholic Filthpig
  12/23/07
For the record, this sounds disgusting, unethical and illega...
Cracking shrine
  12/24/07


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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:39 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

This was just forwarded to me, and I absolutely *had* to upload it.

You guys are just going to loooooove this... something for pretty much everyone in here:

http://www.autoadmit.com/complaint.pdf

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484894)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly parlour

This can't be real. Can't be.

Civil conspiracy? Antitrust violations? Intentional interference with prospective business relations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484909)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:44 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

It's definitely real. Look it up in Lexis if you don't believe it (I didn't either when I first saw the PDF).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484919)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire

TY for this. Posts like this are why xoxo is still must-read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486039)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: frum sanctuary

I don't see why it's not on ATL yet. Lat thinking how to insult Xoxo while thinking of some tacky catchphrase to attach to the story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486090)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire

Lat's description is sure to be better than GTBoring's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487234)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: frum sanctuary

Actually I was little surprised at GTO's "loooooooooove" and "Enjoy!!" I thought I had clicked the wrong tab in my browser for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487522)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: out-of-control snowy pocket flask multi-billionaire

I sort of like your blog better than xoxo any way. Cuts out the riff raff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489349)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:07 AM
Author: Odious bistre idea he suggested theatre

y'all know why he threw in an antitrust claim at the end, right? TREBLE DAMAGES! Lucky he thought of it and remembered to throw it in #35 - right before the damages section. Brilliant.

What a fucking cuntwad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the rich, heady scent of persecution wafting off a document like this.

Plus, Michigan's legal writing program clearly taught this guy well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484913)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Favorite complaint: ""Upon information and belief, the system of course examination and grading at the law school in certain exams disadvantaged students that could not type at a sufficient speed to produce the volume of text required to produce competitive examination responses."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484926)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house

welcome to torts.

I'm guessing this guy is a six-sigma weirdo? As well as being a mamma's boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484942)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: big fat ankles

i did ok in torts and i only use 2 fingers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484946)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

guys in my high school used only 2 fingers all the time. it was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485711)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: twinkling racy voyeur

"As a resulft of Defendant's acitons, Plaintiff Maria Zack, a retired school teacher, suffered significant economic, emotional, and reputational damages, as well as a significant disruption in retirement and life plan."

i'm pretty sure that means he lives with his mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484961)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:55 PM
Author: carmine nowag dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484968)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:55 PM
Author: contagious locus

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484971)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

177? He's probably exactly right!

Well, a 177 for parsing that out, I suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484983)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: contagious locus

It was just the comment of "I'm pretty sure this means he lives with his mom" that made me crack up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484990)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: big fat ankles

fantastic find!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484980)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

lollerpops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484992)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Is this perhaps my favorite variation of "LOL?" It is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484999)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon sickened toaster cuck

WAIT!

Who is Maria Zack???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485103)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

His mother, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485115)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Maroon sickened toaster cuck

amazing, truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485221)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

WAIT, his MOTHER? He's like 40 years old and his mom is a named plaintiff? This is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485229)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

i'd vote sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485232)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

But the woman is a RETIRED schoolteacher. That suggests it's his mom...unless his sister/wife has just as many obvious emotional & psychological problems and was forced to "retire" early.

Which is entirely possible in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485239)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

same thought process here... you can tell they're an enabling duo of doom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485251)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: contagious locus

I enjoyed this as well. I wonder if he sued LSAC too for not giving him enough time to fill in the bubbles on his scantron?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484964)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Actually dood, the scary thing is this guy probably did well enough on his LSAT to be acceptable to the Michigan adcom.

Think they're regretting that move now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484996)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:26 AM
Author: very tactful razzle-dazzle coldplay fan national
Subject: typing speed?

I still bluebook my exams while 99% of the class types away on laptops. Yet I still Pwned them all by getting all A's. This guy sounds like a loser who can't face the reality of his deficiency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487879)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: sepia community account

I dunno, despite that this complaint is ridiculous. I think the writing is pretty good (verbose at times, though). Maybe I will get my ass kicked at the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: carmine nowag dragon

Well goddamn.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Fucking ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484922)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Nofapping Kitty Abode

The anti-trust claim is a nice touch. I take it he failed that class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484931)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Mexican

pls don't link to my LRW assignment. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484956)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

Wow, that's awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484985)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

I'm amazed this didn't get around sooner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484989)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band

I did not read this closely - am I correct in understanding that he was fired because he lied on his resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484935)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house

I think either he

was very strange on the job or

fucked up his 2L grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484945)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: contagious locus

If you were trying

To respond in haiku form

you failed horribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484957)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams

So did you; you failed to make a reference to a season.

Sorry for the prose, BTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485100)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: contagious locus

This is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485170)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

TITCRTIT

CRTITCRTITCRTITCR

TITCRTIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485725)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: peach fluffy rigpig french chef

Like the Winter owl

His two-finger-typing ass

Is out in the cold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487900)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: concupiscible mediation corn cake

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: contagious locus

Where did you infer that? It seems to be a reasonable assumption, but I can't find anything that relates to it directly.

'fraudulently to manipulate Mr Zack's employment record to develop a basis for dismissal'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484950)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band

First sentence of #15 - impede AZ's efforts to obtain employment by refusing opportuinty to clarify "certain apparently false information in his employment record"

EDIT: I suppose this could mean the employment record from MNAT. Never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484965)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

I think this is referring to whatever the reasons were for his dismissal by his 2L summer firm.

I can only hope I get to work w/a weirdo like this during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484974)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: contagious locus

For some reason, I'm thinking this is MachoBreeze in 3 years. Valid?

#13 is my favorite, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484937)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Mexican

ti, ml, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484947)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: contagious locus

plz explain ml tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484978)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Scarlet Mexican

most likely. yw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484997)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

better than #17!?

Basically, he's claiming that the firm is a state actor because one of the member of the firm used to hold a government position at some time in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484984)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Dood, that's great, but you're missing the true magnum opus of ADRIAN ZACK's complaint: the masterful, quasi symphonic way in which he joins his complaint against MNAT (the firm) to that against Michigan. I commend to you the climax of this movement, paragraph #33:

"Plaintiffs believe there is some nexus between the actions of MNAT defendants, other unnamed or current MNAT employees, or unnamed individuals otherwise associated with MNAT defendants, and the actions of the University of Michigan defendants, other unnamed current or former University employees, STUDENTS [my emphasis], or individuals otherwise associated with University Defendants, in furtherance of conspiracy."

HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH ADRIAN ZACK? ADRIAN ZACK SEES THE WHEELS WITHIN THE WHEELS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485044)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

I just got to that. I would love to hear his explanation of how Michigan and MNAT got together to co-conspire. But I don't actually know if that's what he's claiming. He may just be an idiot and not realize that two unconnected entities harming the same victim in a similar way aren't co-conspirators by default, simply because the manner of harm inflicted happens to be similar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485063)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy? He can't even demonstrate that these two groups knew each other in any sense.

Besides, the manner of harm isn't even similar. Michigan just GRADEPWN3D him (and not even badly enough that he wasn't able to get a 2L summer job, I might point out), while MNAT apparently booted him out of that job before it was done.

Imagine that. Imagine being SO bad that they don't even let you finish up your 2L summer job, but actually physically escort you from the premises before it's over. My god, what was he doing, sniffing all the women's seats and constantly claiming he "smelled sex on them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485097)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

"This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy?"

Did you see his attempt to get MNAT counted as a state actor?!?!!? I don't think this guy learned very much law in law school. Perhaps because he couldn't take hand written notes fast enough. Ah, another allegation to add to the complaint!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485211)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Cracking shrine

Maybe there is more to the conspiracy than meets the eye, and he'll use the discovery period to drum out the connections between the two entities. Maybe he doesn't want to put all of his cards on the table in the complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067393)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: boyish son of senegal cruise ship

But what are the chances that TWO UNCONNECTED ENTITIES would both have it out for THE SAME PERSON? Like, Michigan gives him bad grades, and then his firm doesn't even give him an offer? It must be conspiracy. The thing speaks for itself. And if it doesn't speak for itself, Zack will speak for the thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485105)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:22 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485130)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band

Looks like he got an MBA from UT in 96, and did end up passing the NY bar in FEB 05.

http://mba.mccombs.utexas.edu/mma/reunion2006/attending.asp

http://www.nylawyer.com/display.php/file=/exam/names/000May05rz

If he got an MBA in 96, I'd say that puts him close to 40, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484940)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes state

Yeah. Maria Zack is clearly his wife who ditched her public school teaching job the minute his first BIGLAW paycheck came in. "Emotional stress" = gained 30 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505291)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Mexican

Ah, I think this is one of the rare but extremely powerful "lawsuites"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484943)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: Maroon sickened toaster cuck

can folks start summarizing the complaints...?

i'm a little stoned and tired, making the complaint hard to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484949)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

There's your fucking antitrust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484951)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Sapphire Razzmatazz Institution

If this is a UCLA library reference, I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487667)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band

Also his name is in pleadings for Grutter v. Bollinger as an amicus.

http://chronicle.com/indepth/michigan/documents/briefs/respondent/LSDHE.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484952)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: Haunting legend

do you think that means this guy is handicapped? im thinking either handicapped or a veteran... and thus favors the UMich system when it took all that into account and assigned large amts of points to those applicants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485048)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Chestnut twisted striped hyena chad

Come on, give this guy a break! Like, every single break possible. And then pay him to sulk when he fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505199)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: contagious locus

Someone find his email address and send him here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484976)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485013)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:01 PM
Author: big fat ankles

18. "Certain exams taken by Mr. Zack that required students to be skilled touch-typists in order to produce a competetive response resulted in borderline failing gradesby virtue of the low volumbe of prose Mr. Zack could type in the time allotted as compared with other students."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484993)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485003)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

Reminds you of someone you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485016)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485058)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

ADRIAN ZACK, BRINGING THE BLUEBOOK BACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485006)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Maroon sickened toaster cuck

i also hate this part of exams. of course there is nothing unfair about it. but i also hate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485022)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: twinkling racy voyeur

"Due to the legal and other expertise required to determine the correct legal taxonomy and nomenclature for such damages, and to estimate a reasonable valuation for each category of damages and the overall total, Plaintiffs cannot plead damages with any more specifity at this time."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485004)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

9(g)pwn3d?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485027)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Yet more code for "I FAILED LAW SCHOOL."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485053)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

34. Plaintiff Adrian Zack has devoted significant time and effort to searching for permanent employment during the five years since the fall of 2001. Such efforts have been especially intense during the last two and one-half years since Mr. Zack's graduation from law school.

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485010)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Too easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485036)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

The guy has an MBA/JD combo and he still can't find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485041)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT TO GET ADRIAN ZACK. ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE LIES AND THE SMOKESCREENS AND CAN EXPOSE THESE PEOPLE. THEY CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, AND SO ARE CONSPIRING TO CRUSH ADRIAN ZACK.

BUT SOON ADRIAN ZACK WILL CRUSH THEM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485073)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:42 PM
Author: Cracking shrine

You're being an asshole to a guy you know nothing about based on your unconscious fears about the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067399)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:46 PM
Author: Zippy hall

something is seriously fucked up with that guy.

he has an mba. no job.

he has a jd from michigan. no job.

he has allegedly been looking for years. no job.

he got fired from a summer job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485799)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

http://callsign.73ham.org/detail/WM3Y

Ham Radio operator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485015)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house

megageek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485113)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: big fat ankles

25. "Charlotte Johnson, among other actions, without credible justification denied Mr. Zack accomadation during a 24-hour exam when he was forced to take an approximately two-hour break during the exam to handle a personal matter that unexpectedly and unavoidable [sic?] arose."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485023)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

26 is better--suing career services for poor advice.

Christ, we should make that one a class action while we're at it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485033)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

He's really thrown in the kitchen sink at Mich Law. He's got an associate dean of students in there for not giving him an extension on a 24 hour take home because of a personal matter. He's got career services in there for giving him bad career advice. He's got a civ pro prof in there for poor email communications. This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485028)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: unholy soggy principal's office elastic band

I'd pay big money to know what that 2-hour personal matter was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485031)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

DIARRHEA ALL OVER CARPET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485038)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

OH NO THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS DURING TAKE-HOMES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485062)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485078)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: Federal walnut point

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485126)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485166)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

I'm honestly shocked this thing didn't start circulating sooner... words can't even describe this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485054)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: boyish son of senegal cruise ship

Actually, words describe it pretty well. I mean, it is itself composed of only words. You're just saying that because the volume of your typing is insufficient. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485070)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

It's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485085)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: Haunting legend

how do we know he isn't handicapped though? has this not occured to anyone? im being serious.

that would change things, in my opinion... there has to be some explanation. i doubt he's just that much of a screwball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485124)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

srsly- though you'd think he'd dream up, oh, an ADA CLAIM?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485158)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: Marvelous center

michigan troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485679)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: big fat ankles

CAN a pro se complainant ask for attorney's fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485047)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

I think so, at least in some causes of actions in some states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485057)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Pearl titillating den macaca

he has one point - that his former employers should give him access to people for recomendations, and should not make unsolicited negative recomendations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485055)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

After reading this complaint, I have a feeling those negative recommendations were pretty justified...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485060)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Stimulating set boistinker

This stuff doesn't happen at Harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485093)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:28 AM
Author: Electric harsh office

Never a good idea to give negative recommendations unless something like embezzlement was the cause for dismissal and they were caught red handed. Creates too much liability for the employer. Remember this when coaching clients. BTW - most fortune 500 HR Departments don't give negative recommendations - they just say something like, "so and so worked here from X to Y in the position of Z." That is all they'll say and that is code for don't hire this fucking guy.

"A former employee sued her former employer for unlawful retaliation under Title VII. At trial, the former employee demonstrated the former employer provided negative recommendations to a prospective employer in retaliation for the employee's prior discrimination complaints. The jury found in favor of the employee and awarded her $25,000. However, the trial court rejected the verdict because it found she did not prove that due to the negative references she suffered an adverse employment action. According to the trial court, in order to make this showing, the employee had to prove that she would have received the prospective job but for the employer's negative references.

The Tenth Circuit held that the district court erred in requiring the former employee to meet this standard. The Tenth Circuit lessened the employee's burden of proof, holding that in order to prove an adverse action occurred because of negative references, the employee must only show that the negative references would likely preclude her from obtaining employment with the prospective employer. In this case, the prospective employer testified that negative information would have disqualified a candidate for the position (but the negative references were not the reason for its decision not to hire the former employee – the prospective employer claimed that the plaintiff was not hired because her long fingernails would have interfered with her typing speed!). The Tenth Circuit found the former employee proved that she suffered an adverse employment action due to the former employer's negative references. Accordingly, it reinstated the $25,000 jury verdict in favor of the employee."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487972)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

Not sure about that. This isn't a classic no-offer situation. This was a mid-summer firing. And there may be a reason, depending on what happened that got him fired, why the firm doesn't want any of it's current employees endorsing the guy in their capacity as a firm employee.

As for the unsolicited negative recs, I have no idea how he could know that. Chances are, it's made up, just like his claim that the firm fired him as part of a conspiracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485116)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Maroon sickened toaster cuck

well, he's clearly insane. i wouldn't hire him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485083)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: curious puppy pozpig

Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing diabled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485094)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Big-titted yellow resort

chances this even makes it into court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485096)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: curious puppy pozpig

Very good. It isn't going to settle. He'll lose on SJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485108)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

Seems like 12(b)(6) might be possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485146)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:30 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Yeah, I don't even think this gets to SJ. Where are the sufficient alleged elements for a conspiracy complaint here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485172)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Dashing lay electric furnace

12(b)(6)? In state court? That is not the credited response. Not sure about DE state procedural rules, but most states do not have motions to dismiss with as much teeth as the FRCPs. Still, the only claims not clearly subject to demurrer are IIPEA and conspiracy.

Edited: DE state court.

Edited: conspiracy generally requires an agreement, intent, and an underlying wrong. Some states do not even require participation to identified specifically. Agreement can be generally averred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486030)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: exhilarant market potus

Yeah, I have no idea what sort of procedural wackiness is the DE Chancery court, and the P probably doesn't either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487124)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Chances the court forces him to pay Michigan's attorney's fees and court costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485109)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: Motley mewling rehab legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485715)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:40 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes state

He might be pro se, but he's still a licensed attorney.

Probably no attorney's fees, but probably a bar censure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505298)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: Dashing lay electric furnace

Slim. Chances the Michigan defendants are out for lack of personal jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487571)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

I hope "diabled" was intentioned, because its pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485727)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: curious puppy pozpig

Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing disabled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485104)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485122)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: provocative library

this won't help his job search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485136)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

Someone find the defendants' replies and post pls

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485140)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

I don't see any of them up on Lexis yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485207)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE FARCE THAT IS CAREER SERVICES:

"26. Defendants Robin A. Kaplan and Susan M. Guindi advised Mr. Zack on his job search, and certain advice was highly disadvantageous to his particular circumstances. Regardless whether or not such advice was intended by these Defendants to harm Adrian Zack, the Law School, and these two Defendants in their capacities as its employees working in the Office of Career Services, should have known such advice would be significantly harmful to Mr. Zack's pursuit of employment."

ADRIAN ZACK WASN'T FOOLED BY OCS'S RECOMMENDATION THAT HE NOT TALK ABOUT THE ZIONIST-MASONIC ELDERS CONSPIRACY DURING ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS. OCS TRIED TO GET ADRIAN ZACK TO HOLD BACK THE TRUTH. NOBODY HOLDS BACK ADRIAN ZACK, ADRIAN ZACK'S ON A PLAINTIFF ATTACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485150)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

He should get an affidavit from ernie menard re: malevolence of law school students/administrators/profs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485164)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

172. Too fucking true. These guys were made for one another...but wasn't Menard flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485210)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

WHY DID HE FART NAKED DURING OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485168)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

OH SHIT DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY INTERVIEWER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485188)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485220)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

It would explain so, so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485234)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Crimson house-broken athletic conference

If dumb advice from OCS were an actionable tort, every law school in the country would be bankrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488017)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:17 AM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Minnesota alone would be drowning in lawsuits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488099)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes state

MN's OCS issues pale in comparison to ND's. There was a point when their whole office had one employee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505302)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon

fwiw, most CS do suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067064)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: ivory water buffalo

i was intruiged by the allegation of a negligent conspiracy. what's that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485165)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing lay electric furnace

Conspiracy is linked to IIPEA, which is an intentional tort. Although not carefully explained, he is claiming IIPEA against Univ defendants and law firm defendants individually. And conspiracy to committ same against defendants as a group (that's the "magnum opus" paragraph 33), the Univ defendants (agreement provision unclear, and perhaps not pled). His claims that certain un-named conspirators could have un-intentionally further the scheme is absurd, though. Their lack of intent would patently make them non-conspirators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486156)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Exciting orange new version

This is jogging a memory, but I'm not sure if it's a valid one (the age and the HAM radio thing are sparking it, if that helps anyone). About two years ago, wasn't the ridicule-of-the-moment a non-trad male who received no callbacks and then proceeded to write a very detailed letter to the firms outlining the fact that he once worked for some district county juvenile court judge and she could vouch that his legal writing was "among the finest she'd ever seen?"

Is this the same guy?? Someone else must remember this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485190)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: Glittery plaza goyim

I do remember something about that. But I don't think that guy was a Michigan student. Can't be sure though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485196)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Exciting orange new version

It would be too good to be true and I have no legitimate reason for conflating the two incidents other than I could have sworn HAM radios were brought up in each instance. Of course, I suppose that HAM radio enthusiasts are, on average, more prone to this sort of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485213)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

I think it was someone from Northwestern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485216)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Exciting orange new version

That I have no idea. The only things I remember are: nontrad, ham radio, and legal writing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485252)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

2 out of those 3 point to Northwestern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485260)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was Northwestern. I think his name was George Luce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485266)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:28 PM
Author: Appetizing blue reading party whorehouse

Yeah, didn't he want to practice energy law with F&J in Texas or something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485714)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

I remember that, pretty sure it was a very different guy though, plus a different market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485226)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Exciting orange new version

Wishful thinking on my part I suppose...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485227)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Too many people engaging in toolish behavior to keep track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485233)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

I was hoping this guy would have some sort of relation to Dion Alaniz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485242)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Who knows, Dion might have his own issue in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485256)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: contagious locus

dammit chancemeeting you're on fire in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485223)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house

where's valen?

google hints this guy's a ukrainian - i.e. a crazier type of russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485258)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

He's off preparing a class action lawsuit against Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485269)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

You mean Katrina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

He's suing both... it was a conspiracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485287)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting orange new version

ahem, *co-conspiracy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485385)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: aggressive personal credit line

I've declared on this board before that Ukrainians are terrible people. Finally, concrete proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485276)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: Diverse Swollen Meetinghouse

Is it bad form to send this out on the law school list server?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485275)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Go for it... it's already making the mass email rounds (that's how I got it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485283)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Zippy hall

you'll get joined as a party, mr. conspirator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485806)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: supple goal in life prole

is it just me or is each of chancemeeting's posts ITT as annoying, strident, and attention-seeking as this brief?

but not in an I'm-channeling-Zack-interesting kind of way; in a sad, callow kind of way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485288)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

It's just you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485289)





Date: January 25th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: supple goal in life prole

phew!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485299)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: mustard masturbator weed whacker

He redeemed himself with this one

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&mc=134&forum_id=2#7485062



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485313)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

tyty.

Okay, no more all-caps Zack impersonations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485317)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

BEWARE GTO. ADRIAN ZACK IS PREPARED TO FILE AN AMENDED COMPLAINT ADDING XOXO TO THE LIST OF CONSPIRATORS ATTEMPTING TO DIMINISH THE EXPECTED ECONOMIC VALUE OF ADRIAN ZACK'S MICHIGAN LAW DEGREE.

YOU ARE TWO SUBPOENAS AWAY FROM A NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE OF LITIGATION. ADRIAN ZACK WILL TAKE YOUR YACHT. *TOOT* *TOOT* YOU TTTSEF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485308)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: supple goal in life prole

Your witness XOXO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485314)





Date: January 25th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit love of her life

LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!! he must be crazy, HAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485769)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

cf. Robinson v. Univ. of Akron Sch. of Law, 307 F.3d 409 (student who suffered from a "learning disability" was given 25% more time to complete his exam; student requested "unlimited additional time" to complete his exams); Clement v. Virginia Bd. of Bar Examiners, 1997 U.S. App. LEXIS 27951 (bar applicant claiming a learning disability is given twice the normal time to complete the bar exam and still fails).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485895)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Dashing lay electric furnace

Right. So... Let me get this straight: it was his poor typing skills, not his apparent inability to logic, that caused him to perform poorly in law school.

Wonder what he did to get escorted from the building his 2L summer?

Claims against law firm defendants = stale?

Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485917)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Mint Stead Mood

"Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint. "

He had to type the whole complaint up, didn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487093)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:27 AM
Author: crawly mother

Quality post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487880)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

What is with law school students?

"Holman alleged numerous violations of his constitutional rights by employees of U.C. Berkeley . . . including being placed in a room where loud drilling occurred nearby on the day before a law school exam, being told that he "would make a good lawyer," . . . and being pressured to pay his bills promptly."

Holman v. Board of Regents of University of California, 1990 U.S. App. LEXIS 20815

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485928)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

boaltttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485938)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:18 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

Grafton v. Brooklyn Law School, 478 F.2d 1137

"For the fall semester of 1970-71 Grafton received another D+ average; this included an F in a 3-credit course in taxation. Grafton claims that the taxation final examination was so contrived that the grading professor could pass or fail any student as he desired, and that staff members of The Justinian received lower grades than others taking the same course."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485955)





Date: January 29th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: big fat ankles

D+ average is f-ing solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505958)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: bronze talented mental disorder

This guy has the markings to become the law school version of dylan klebold. UMich law should be worried about this nut job. Despite his JD/MBA, he basically sucks at life then blames everyone else but himself. I'm surprised he didn't blame USC as well for the emotional distress caused by the ass raping USC gave Mich at the Rose Bowl a few weeks ago. Maybe that should be #46.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485974)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:28 PM
Author: vigorous violet bawdyhouse patrolman

And, another Michigan case: this time a student kicked out for cheating sues the school:

Easley v. University of Michigan Bd. of Regents, 619 F. Supp. 418

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485998)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: Startled gay wizard

something for EVERYone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486108)





Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: Abusive incel senate

He isnt the firsy nutjob to go to law school. Ted Bundy was a law student during his years of killing and eating people....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486109)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Odious bistre idea he suggested theatre

i'm pretty sure ted bundy didn't eat anyone ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_bundy

but you're right about him killing folks while in law school

"In 1975, while still attending law school at the University of Utah, Bundy shifted his crimes to Colorado"

"Bundy bought a one-way plane ticket and flew TWA from Denver to Chicago the night he escaped. He then caught an Amtrak train to Ann Arbor, Michigan," - coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487218)





Date: January 25th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring Wrinkle

Shit, this is nothing. You should see what some of the wacko "jailhouse lawyers" file. I had the boyfriend of a client try to sue me because I refused to file a motion claiming that she had diplomatic immunity from prosecution due to her status as the biblical concubine to the ambassador to the kingdom of yaweh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486350)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Heady chapel ladyboy

The Real Story: This is a dumb and slightly deranged white guy who, through some bizarre rationalization, checked the african-american box and got some massive AA to get into Michigan.

He got terrible grades at Michigan because he wasn't qualified to be there in the first place. However, he was still able to land a job, albiet a shitty one, purely off the fact that he was a Michigan student.

At his job, he proceeded tell extremely racist jokes at inappropriate times, thinking he could get away with it because he was 'african-american.' Too bad everyone else correctly saw him as 'white.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486606)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: wonderful sick ape hospital

before you gang up on michigan, you should know he went to Yale undergrad. He must have some intelligece, or really good connections. Although, you can't tell from that horrible complaint. I have seen pro se plaintiffs with no law degree write better complaints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486839)





Date: January 26th, 2007 12:59 AM
Author: Underhanded charismatic piazza

he probably pulled the same trick to get into yale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487050)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:06 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

how did this guy get away with this scam 3 times at three different schools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487932)





Date: January 26th, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Underhanded charismatic piazza

it would be funny if he tried to join Ciolli and xoxohth for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487064)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

does anyone know what this guy's roundabout rationalization for claiming to be african american are? if he was smart, he woulda just claimed to be native american like a lot of supposedly nonwhite ppl at top schools do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487862)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:26 AM
Author: Heady chapel ladyboy

This is so incredibly wrong. Many schools, and also the government, actually have a definition for what it means to be Native American (must be recognized by a tribe or have 1/16 native american blood, or whatever).

Neither law school nor the government, however, have a definition for "hispanic" or "african-american" - it's 100% self-selection. It's really, really, hard to prove someone isn't african-american or hispanic if they claim they are, because they can just say "yeah, my great-great-grandmother was black, so I consider myself black." There is no 1/16 rule or anything for african-american or hispanic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487877)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:29 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in college that were white for all intensive purposes but found out they were 1/16 and milked it for all it was worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487884)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:32 AM
Author: Heady chapel ladyboy

the more absurd rule is self-selection where you have someone get a very large boost to their resume because their faither is from Spain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487888)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:33 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

agreed. the spanish surname bullshit helps a lot of filipinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487890)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:47 AM
Author: peach fluffy rigpig french chef

the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in college that were white for all "intensive purposes" but found out they were 1/16 and milked it for all it was worth.

For what "intensive purposes" would it be helpful to be white?

Swimming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487906)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

if u thought u were white all ur life and everyone else thinks ur white and u didn't live on a goddamn reservation, what's the point of giving u AA just cuz u found out ur great great great grandmother was a mohegan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487916)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:57 AM
Author: peach fluffy rigpig french chef

I'm making fun of the "for all intensive purposes" line, dood, not making a statement about Indian AA.

EDIT: I think all racial prrferences are horseshit, but if the adcoms are going to give boosts to African royalty and black students that grew up in Bel-Air for "facing discrimination" then you can't bust someone's hustle for digging up grandpa's tribal card.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487919)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:01 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

true. true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487923)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Thirsty aphrodisiac faggot firefighter

Uhhh...I'm 1/16th native american......show me this "rule" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488319)





Date: January 26th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: peach fluffy rigpig french chef

It's usually 1/4th, but few colleges would screw with you if you have a tribal affiliation card--which is very easy in some states. Read:

Tuesday, May 26, 1998 - Seattle Times

by Tom Brune

Seattle Times staff reporter

Elizabeth Lake says she has always thought of herself as a Native American.

So two years ago, when filling out a state-government job application that asked her race or culture, she didn't think twice about checking the box labeled "American Indian."

She eventually landed a job with the Department of Social and Health Services. But within the first week, a supervisor pulled Lake out of a training session.

"She said she could not visibly determine my race," recalls Lake, who has long, dark hair, dark eyes and a light complexion.

The supervisor told Lake she had been hired to meet an affirmative-action goal for American Indians, and that if she could not prove her race, the job offer would be withdrawn.

The next day, Lake brought in documents showing her great-grandfather was a member of the Chickasaw Nation.

But her supervisors told her she needed proof that she was a member of a tribe - and that she had a month to produce it.

She didn't. She lost her job.

Lake has since learned she is 1/128th Chickasaw Indian, enough for her to get a tribal-affiliation card, sufficient documentation for the state.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7490241)





Date: January 26th, 2007 8:30 AM
Author: crawly mother

Favorite parts (tie): Abbreviating his own last name & the fact that his co-plaintiff (who I had assumed was his wife) is apparently his mother.

Least favorite part: He left off the part about him destroying a door.

Or am I the only one here who remembers that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487885)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: cerise home

He destroyede a door?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487924)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Details. We demand details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488080)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian property persian

A few years ago some idiot destroyed a door at Michigan's orientation and (I think) got expelled for it before classes even started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488128)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Holy shit. Done before his law school career even began?!

I will trade legendary stories about Cass Sunstein being PWN3D by his wife at UChicago Wine Mess with anyone who can offer more reliable details of this no doubt classic Michigan moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488139)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:04 AM
Author: Rose dead crackhouse double fault

this guy's life reeks of the inverse of that dave chappelle skit with the blind black klan member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487927)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:31 AM
Author: wonderful sick ape hospital

This guy is not black. He did not claim to be. The previous poster was being racist and ranting against AA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487979)





Date: January 26th, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: Heady chapel ladyboy

In all seriousness, there was nothing even remotely racist about what I said. I was just spinning a good story. But yes, I was lying about the Michigan student. I have no clue who he is or why he got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487987)





Date: January 26th, 2007 10:16 AM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Fucker. I totally thought you were serious.

Thing is, you could have offered nearly any story about this guy, however nuts, and I would've accepted it given that he had already demonstrated a capacity for six-sigma weirdness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488094)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams

All these suits against lawsuits by former students are hilarious. Did anyone major in classics? These actions represent the eternal recurrence of the paradox of Protagoras' lawsuit against Euathlus --if these students can win pro se lawsuits against law schools (who have plenty of legal talent on tap) then they obviously *did* receive a decent legal education, contrary to their claims, and should therefore receive no damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488273)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:04 AM
Author: carnelian property persian

Ha, great observation... however the analogy might not necessarily hold for Adrian Zach's "career services gave me bad advice" cause of action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488282)





Date: January 26th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: vivacious bearded philosopher-king laser beams

True. However, I would invoke (primary) assumption of risk: Isn't it patently obvious that the BigLaw refugees and other assorted mutts in the career services office don't have a clue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488292)





Date: January 26th, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: chocolate fighting toilet seat

Looks like WSJ gave xo its due this time:

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2007/01/26/slow-typist-sues-his-law-school/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489776)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:01 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489813)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: carnelian property persian

From the comments it seems that this story has some very very interesting background that is well known in Wilmington. Come on, someone's gotta spill...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489877)





Date: January 26th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: galvanic bespoke pervert gas station

Damn, they're talking about some dark background secrets...I must know. Get on the control-room radio of the S.S. Big Changes, GTO - we need to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7489958)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: carnelian property persian

Still waiting :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7504998)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:41 AM
Author: Turquoise nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505048)





Date: January 29th, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: Lilac tattoo indian lodge

Yes, all of the people they hire are crazy, and they hate their summer associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505080)





Date: January 29th, 2007 11:04 AM
Author: Chestnut twisted striped hyena chad

King Douche of UMich: BigTex or Adrian Zachariastfu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505157)





Date: January 29th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: razzle space

Did anyone catch the paragraph where he says this PRIVATE employer violated his "due process" rights by firing him without a hearing? Good god some people are morons. I can't believe someone can get all the way thru umich ls and not understand that only gov't can violate your due process rights.

Additionally, I'm sick of people just not being able to swallow the fact that employment is "at will" and is so-called for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7506087)





Date: January 29th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes state

That paragraph is what makes it art. Dude, one of the firm's partners used to be a "public official" in Delaware! Adrian is practically Rodney King!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7506160)





Date: March 12th, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse Swollen Meetinghouse

Do we still not know why he was fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7742220)





Date: March 12th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant heaven

why isn't adrian zack a bigger xoxo legend than heide iravani? this adrian zack guy actually did something ridiculous that is worthy of ridicule. not so sure about heide...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7743278)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon

What ended up happening here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067116)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: 180 Factory Reset Button Tanning Salon

Update: Michigan Law School just sent the Law Blog the following statement: At Michigan Law, students generally choose for themselves whether to write examination answers by hand or whether to type on a keyboard (laptop or typewriter). Beyond the typing policy at issue in the lawsuit, every effort is made to ensure fairness and equitability in the grading and evaluation process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067136)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Cracking shrine

That's not an update. That's a non-statement statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067410)





Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Filthpig

I dunno if there's a Rule 12(b)(6) in order . . . seems like this case could make it to summary judgement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067328)





Date: December 24th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Cracking shrine

For the record, this sounds disgusting, unethical and illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067538)