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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle dingle berry nibblets It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Stirring Infuriating Cuckoldry Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: snowy shaky really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: jet naked address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: provocative house boltzmann did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: hairraiser unhinged death wish "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Sticky Ticket Booth (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: big hospital old irish cottage "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Slimy Irradiated Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Appetizing Parlour Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: titillating dilemma (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle dingle berry nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Opaque deranged juggernaut alpha who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle dingle berry nibblets Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Opaque deranged juggernaut alpha whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle dingle berry nibblets CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: unholy azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Amber excitant mother striped hyena 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Mind-boggling Cuck Scourge Upon The Earth "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: unholy azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Purple vivacious pozpig clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Sable boistinker incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49414142) |