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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
vibrant meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Vermilion Cheese-eating Yarmulke Love Of Her Life
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
coral mind-boggling fat ankles
  05/10/24
No
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Obsidian French Chef Queen Of The Night
  05/10/24
180
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Histrionic flushed foreskin hunting ground
  05/10/24
180
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
House-broken Twinkling Uncleanness Really Tough Guy
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
translucent rough-skinned institution hairy legs
  05/10/24
180
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
House-broken Twinkling Uncleanness Really Tough Guy
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
low-t parlour
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Charismatic Chapel
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Doobsian dingle berry tattoo
  05/12/24
...
fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
hairraiser sandwich stage
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Anal set
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
thirsty principal's office masturbator
  05/10/24
...
Brass demanding clown parlor
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Sickened home crotch
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Histrionic flushed foreskin hunting ground
  05/10/24
180
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Out-of-control tripping candlestick maker trust fund
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
thirsty principal's office masturbator
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
ruby indian lodge
  05/10/24
...
jade beady-eyed locale
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
contagious black filthpig legal warrant
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
cobalt multi-billionaire brunch
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
razzmatazz orange factory reset button therapy
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Obsidian French Chef Queen Of The Night
  05/10/24
...
Crystalline harsh giraffe
  05/10/24
...
Stimulating hell lettuce
  05/10/24
...
thirsty principal's office masturbator
  05/11/24
Kike!
Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
coral mind-boggling fat ankles
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Big Prole
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
180 frum nursing home
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Fighting Selfie Dopamine
  05/10/24
...
hairraiser sandwich stage
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
very tactful theater rigpig
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
galvanic market
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
180 frum nursing home
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Chartreuse Appetizing Abode
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
180 frum nursing home
  05/12/24
probably no one
fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort
  05/12/24
...
Stimulating hell lettuce
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
domesticated unholy house
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Cream offensive idiot
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
180 frum nursing home
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Cream offensive idiot
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
comical indirect expression
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
balding laser beams
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Doobsian dingle berry tattoo
  05/12/24
...
domesticated unholy house
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: vibrant meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Vermilion Cheese-eating Yarmulke Love Of Her Life

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: coral mind-boggling fat ankles

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Obsidian French Chef Queen Of The Night

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic flushed foreskin hunting ground

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: House-broken Twinkling Uncleanness Really Tough Guy

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: translucent rough-skinned institution hairy legs

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: House-broken Twinkling Uncleanness Really Tough Guy

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: low-t parlour

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Chapel

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Doobsian dingle berry tattoo

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser sandwich stage

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Anal set

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: thirsty principal's office masturbator

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Brass demanding clown parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Sickened home crotch

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Histrionic flushed foreskin hunting ground

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control tripping candlestick maker trust fund

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: thirsty principal's office masturbator

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: ruby indian lodge

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: jade beady-eyed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: contagious black filthpig legal warrant

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: cobalt multi-billionaire brunch

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz orange factory reset button therapy

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Obsidian French Chef Queen Of The Night

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Crystalline harsh giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Stimulating hell lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty principal's office masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Sick pontificating friendly grandma heaven

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: coral mind-boggling fat ankles

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Big Prole

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: 180 frum nursing home

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Fighting Selfie Dopamine

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: hairraiser sandwich stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: very tactful theater rigpig

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: galvanic market

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: 180 frum nursing home

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse Appetizing Abode

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: 180 frum nursing home

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: fluffy avocado volcanic crater resort

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Stimulating hell lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: domesticated unholy house

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Cream offensive idiot

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: 180 frum nursing home

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Cream offensive idiot

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: comical indirect expression

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: balding laser beams

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chad immigrant

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Doobsian dingle berry tattoo

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: domesticated unholy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)