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Cerebral dull fanboi brunch
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
soggy mad-dog skullcap rigor
  05/05/25
Cr
chest-beating field blood rage
  05/06/25
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marvelous impertinent hospital dragon
  05/06/25
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Maize Genital Piercing
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trip space partner
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
chestnut nursing home
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
razzle-dazzle persian
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
chestnut nursing home
  05/05/25
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razzle-dazzle persian
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Geriatric topaz giraffe
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
razzle-dazzle persian
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Geriatric topaz giraffe
  05/05/25
180
razzle-dazzle persian
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Brilliant glittery principal's office
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Big-titted Insanely Creepy Place Of Business
  05/06/25
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Charismatic temple
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
pea-brained histrionic church building
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Ruby Native
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
pea-brained histrionic church building
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Maize Genital Piercing
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Anal Depressive
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Chartreuse Multi-colored Gay Wizard
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Big-titted Insanely Creepy Place Of Business
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
bateful light tanning salon
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
marvelous impertinent hospital dragon
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Ruby Native
  05/06/25
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Cerebral dull fanboi brunch
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Ruby Native
  05/09/25
1800000
Cerebral dull fanboi brunch
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Ruby Native
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
disgusting sanctuary
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Odious thirsty macaca wrinkle
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Domesticated feces stage
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Maize Genital Piercing
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
disgusting sanctuary
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
trip space partner
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
disgusting sanctuary
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
disgusting sanctuary
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Cerebral dull fanboi brunch
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disgusting sanctuary
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Racy rehab becky
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
useless kitchen
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
concupiscible hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness senate
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Cerebral dull fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: soggy mad-dog skullcap rigor

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: chest-beating field blood rage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: marvelous impertinent hospital dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Maize Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: trip space partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: chestnut nursing home

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle persian

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: chestnut nursing home

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Geriatric topaz giraffe

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle persian

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Geriatric topaz giraffe

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Brilliant glittery principal's office

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Big-titted Insanely Creepy Place Of Business

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Charismatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: pea-brained histrionic church building

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Ruby Native

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: pea-brained histrionic church building

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Maize Genital Piercing

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Anal Depressive

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse Multi-colored Gay Wizard

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Big-titted Insanely Creepy Place Of Business

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: bateful light tanning salon

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: marvelous impertinent hospital dragon

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Ruby Native

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cerebral dull fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Ruby Native

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Cerebral dull fanboi brunch

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Ruby Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Odious thirsty macaca wrinkle

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Domesticated feces stage

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Maize Genital Piercing

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: trip space partner

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: disgusting sanctuary

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral dull fanboi brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: disgusting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Racy rehab becky

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: useless kitchen

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: concupiscible hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness senate

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)