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A second descent into the realm of dwarven penises

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intellige...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
*blank stare*
Naked twinkling spot dopamine
  02/02/07
I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.
Curious dead national ceo
  02/02/07
How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the ...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwar...
Curious dead national ceo
  02/02/07
How often do you play D&D these days?
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
stfu
Charismatic telephone box office
  02/02/07
Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarv...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im ...
Naked twinkling spot dopamine
  02/02/07
What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves pl...
Naked twinkling spot dopamine
  02/02/07
Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel,...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were s...
Naked twinkling spot dopamine
  02/02/07
No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishi...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
i am baffled by this dwarf thing
Naked twinkling spot dopamine
  02/02/07
http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwa...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
180
Flickering Chest-beating Step-uncle's House Internal Respiration
  02/02/07
Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  02/02/07
I've been on this board for a long time and I've never under...
flatulent cuckold
  02/02/07
n00b
amethyst histrionic legal warrant ladyboy
  02/02/07
The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of t...
Bespoke abnormal locus black woman
  07/28/07
oh my goodness
vibrant tan doctorate piazza
  02/04/08
ok, thats it: I'm going to bed *turns off computer, ligh...
Beady-eyed high-end office french chef
  02/04/08





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:50 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intelligence? Precisely why academic hacks like Cornell West are deemed "public intellectuals." (I'm black, by the way, so this isn't racism)

2. Why is it that when a human makes a point, and others agree with said human, the human ALWAYS repeats what he had said (inevitably to lesser enthusiasm from his supporters).

3. Ever noticed of non-males are so highly influenced by what their friends think of them? When was the last time you saw a true "lone-wolf" female?(She's most likely to be found in a physics class by the way)

4. If you let an unwashed dwarven penis enter your willing asshole, you are bound to succumb to his dwarvish wrath and bathe in the ecstatic joy of the heat of his giant meat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529584)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:51 AM
Author: Naked twinkling spot dopamine

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529585)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:56 AM
Author: Curious dead national ceo

I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529594)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:58 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the Iron Mountains outside of Neverwinter. They have a reputation for long, thick cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529599)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Curious dead national ceo

I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwarves you were referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529613)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

How often do you play D&D these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529616)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: Charismatic telephone box office

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529592)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarves? Beware of errant penises!

Unless you want **FIERY** anal pleasure, be on your guard !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529600)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: Naked twinkling spot dopamine

thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529601)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529603)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:03 AM
Author: Naked twinkling spot dopamine

yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves plz, tyia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529605)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel, and a tongue licking up said liquid. Imagine a green tongue.

There's a start for exercising your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529606)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 AM
Author: Naked twinkling spot dopamine

i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were spelled "tung". thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529609)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishing the smart from the dumb. The smart spread their cheeks at the scent of dwarves, while the dumb squirm away :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529614)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: Naked twinkling spot dopamine

i am baffled by this dwarf thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529618)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:12 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwarven_hall.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529624)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:01 AM
Author: Flickering Chest-beating Step-uncle's House Internal Respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529602)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:13 AM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529628)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:53 AM
Author: flatulent cuckold

I've been on this board for a long time and I've never understood PD's deal. He makes no fucking sense to me. Is he gay? Is that his deal? What is it? I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529660)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:55 AM
Author: amethyst histrionic legal warrant ladyboy

n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529661)





Date: July 28th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Bespoke abnormal locus black woman

The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of the moon in search of unsuspecting orifices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#8445652)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: vibrant tan doctorate piazza

oh my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266613)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end office french chef

ok, thats it: I'm going to bed

*turns off computer, lights*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266627)