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A second descent into the realm of dwarven penises

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intellige...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
*blank stare*
Emerald concupiscible resort
  02/02/07
I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.
Arousing sable round eye
  02/02/07
How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the ...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwar...
Arousing sable round eye
  02/02/07
How often do you play D&D these days?
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
stfu
odious magenta gunner dragon
  02/02/07
Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarv...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im ...
Emerald concupiscible resort
  02/02/07
What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves pl...
Emerald concupiscible resort
  02/02/07
Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel,...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were s...
Emerald concupiscible resort
  02/02/07
No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishi...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
i am baffled by this dwarf thing
Emerald concupiscible resort
  02/02/07
http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwa...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
180
brass stimulating garrison
  02/02/07
Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
I've been on this board for a long time and I've never under...
bossy market
  02/02/07
n00b
arrogant razzmatazz mental disorder space
  02/02/07
The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of t...
Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse
  07/28/07
oh my goodness
Cream set fat ankles
  02/04/08
ok, thats it: I'm going to bed *turns off computer, ligh...
Disturbing university circlehead
  02/04/08


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Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:50 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

1. Ever noticed how society confuses eloquence for intelligence? Precisely why academic hacks like Cornell West are deemed "public intellectuals." (I'm black, by the way, so this isn't racism)

2. Why is it that when a human makes a point, and others agree with said human, the human ALWAYS repeats what he had said (inevitably to lesser enthusiasm from his supporters).

3. Ever noticed of non-males are so highly influenced by what their friends think of them? When was the last time you saw a true "lone-wolf" female?(She's most likely to be found in a physics class by the way)

4. If you let an unwashed dwarven penis enter your willing asshole, you are bound to succumb to his dwarvish wrath and bathe in the ecstatic joy of the heat of his giant meat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529584)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:51 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible resort

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529585)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:56 AM
Author: Arousing sable round eye

I'm sorry, but I must protest the veracity of #4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529594)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:58 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

How dare you ! I'm talking about Shield Dwarves born in the Iron Mountains outside of Neverwinter. They have a reputation for long, thick cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529599)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Arousing sable round eye

I see. I wasn't clear with regards to which particular dwarves you were referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529613)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

How often do you play D&D these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529616)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: odious magenta gunner dragon

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529592)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

Why are you afraid of the darkness in the realm of the dwarves? Beware of errant penises!

Unless you want **FIERY** anal pleasure, be on your guard !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529600)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:00 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible resort

thanks, this just pushed me one step closer to retiring. im being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529601)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

What's wrong with you? Lack of imagination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529603)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:03 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible resort

yeah, basically.. advice? (nothing involving ghey dwarves plz, tyia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529605)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

Imagine your navel. Imagine a liquid dripping on your navel, and a tongue licking up said liquid. Imagine a green tongue.

There's a start for exercising your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529606)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:06 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible resort

i think "tongue" would be much cooler if it were spelled "tung". thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529609)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

No. Otherwise society would not have any way of distinguishing the smart from the dumb. The smart spread their cheeks at the scent of dwarves, while the dumb squirm away :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529614)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: Emerald concupiscible resort

i am baffled by this dwarf thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529618)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:12 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

http://www.santharia.com/pictures/quellion/quellion_pics/dwarven_hall.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529624)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:01 AM
Author: brass stimulating garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529602)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:13 AM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

Oh pound me pound me POUND ME with your ferocity !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529628)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:53 AM
Author: bossy market

I've been on this board for a long time and I've never understood PD's deal. He makes no fucking sense to me. Is he gay? Is that his deal? What is it? I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529660)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 4:55 AM
Author: arrogant razzmatazz mental disorder space

n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#7529661)





Date: July 28th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Dun exhilarant national security agency bawdyhouse

The errant dwarven penises swiftly race across the face of the moon in search of unsuspecting orifices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#8445652)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Cream set fat ankles

oh my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266613)





Date: February 4th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Disturbing university circlehead

ok, thats it: I'm going to bed

*turns off computer, lights*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573668&forum_id=2#9266627)