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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Emerald keepsake machete
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Cracking hideous address
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Emerald keepsake machete
  07/14/25
100%
Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
FAG
Twisted indecent stage jap
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
High-end awkward home
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Electric People Who Are Hurt Patrolman
  07/14/25
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Olive nursing home karate
  07/14/25
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Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
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Translucent Bull Headed Cuckoldry
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/25
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Pink Hell
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Green background story locale
  07/15/25
Lol
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Twisted indecent stage jap
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Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
brilliant cruise ship
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Olive nursing home karate
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Emerald keepsake machete
  07/14/25
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Cracking hideous address
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...
Peach orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Emerald keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
wut
twinkling nubile native sound barrier
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
crawly crystalline degenerate dog poop
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Pink Hell
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carnelian resort crotch
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Submissive Indirect Expression Idiot
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Laughsome legend
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sickened boltzmann
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
bespoke tattoo telephone
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Submissive Indirect Expression Idiot
  07/15/25
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High-end awkward home
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Snowy contagious gas station jewess
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Translucent Bull Headed Cuckoldry
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Supple police squad state
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Peach orchestra pit blood rage
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Provocative rehab
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Bateful Liquid Oxygen Den
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Snowy contagious gas station jewess
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
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Razzle copper crackhouse
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Pink Hell
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Chartreuse stain
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Zippy Obsidian Church Building Skinny Woman
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
cheese-eating meetinghouse volcanic crater
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Pink Hell
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Marvelous Honey-headed Fanboi
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Swashbuckling lavender lay
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
clear juggernaut
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Razzle-dazzle partner
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Internet-worthy wrinkle sanctuary
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
amber psychic plaza
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Green background story locale
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unholy reading party
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Twisted indecent stage jap
  07/15/25
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Peach orchestra pit blood rage
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Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Razzle copper crackhouse
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
vibrant misanthropic love of her life range
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Emerald keepsake machete

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cracking hideous address

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Emerald keepsake machete

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Twisted indecent stage jap

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: High-end awkward home

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Electric People Who Are Hurt Patrolman

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Olive nursing home karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Translucent Bull Headed Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Pink Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Green background story locale

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Twisted indecent stage jap

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: brilliant cruise ship

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Olive nursing home karate

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald keepsake machete

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cracking hideous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Emerald keepsake machete

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: twinkling nubile native sound barrier

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: crawly crystalline degenerate dog poop

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pink Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: carnelian resort crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Submissive Indirect Expression Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Laughsome legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: sickened boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: bespoke tattoo telephone

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Submissive Indirect Expression Idiot

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: High-end awkward home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Snowy contagious gas station jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Translucent Bull Headed Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Supple police squad state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful Liquid Oxygen Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Snowy contagious gas station jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Pink Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse stain

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Zippy Obsidian Church Building Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating meetinghouse volcanic crater

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pink Hell

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Honey-headed Fanboi

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lavender lay

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: clear juggernaut

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle partner

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy wrinkle sanctuary

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: amber psychic plaza

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Green background story locale

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: unholy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Twisted indecent stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Razzle copper crackhouse

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic love of her life range

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)