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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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peach orchestra pit
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
know-it-all multi-colored stain national
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
peach orchestra pit
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
know-it-all multi-colored stain national
  05/01/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
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Mewling den blood rage
  04/29/26
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peach orchestra pit
  04/29/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Rebellious Jade Market Wrinkle
  04/29/26
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Pale queen of the night sanctuary
  04/29/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
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Bateful Massive Ape Juggernaut
  04/30/26
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Offensive locus son of senegal
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Offensive locus son of senegal
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Pale queen of the night sanctuary
  05/02/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
peach orchestra pit
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Rebellious Jade Market Wrinkle
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
peach orchestra pit
  04/29/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  04/29/26
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slate slimy plaza ratface
  04/29/26
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Irradiated Gold Senate
  04/29/26
180!
Pale queen of the night sanctuary
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Mewling den blood rage
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
peach orchestra pit
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Azure school internal respiration
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
peach orchestra pit
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
shivering whorehouse sound barrier
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
shivering whorehouse sound barrier
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
180
slate slimy plaza ratface
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Mewling den blood rage
  05/01/26
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Brindle Slap-happy Pocket Flask Locale
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
supple shimmering mexican
  04/30/26
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supple shimmering mexican
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Scarlet resort
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
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Orchid nudist keepsake machete
  05/01/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
adventurous famous landscape painting trump supporter
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
congrats!
Offensive locus son of senegal
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
slate slimy plaza ratface
  05/01/26
180
Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
peach orchestra pit
  05/01/26
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Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
adventurous famous landscape painting trump supporter
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Disturbing flesh alpha brethren
  05/01/26
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Pale queen of the night sanctuary
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored stain national

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored stain national

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Mewling den blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Rebellious Jade Market Wrinkle

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Pale queen of the night sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Ape Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Offensive locus son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Offensive locus son of senegal

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Pale queen of the night sanctuary

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Rebellious Jade Market Wrinkle

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: slate slimy plaza ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Gold Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Pale queen of the night sanctuary

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mewling den blood rage

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Azure school internal respiration

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse sound barrier

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse sound barrier

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: slate slimy plaza ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Mewling den blood rage

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Brindle Slap-happy Pocket Flask Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: supple shimmering mexican

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: supple shimmering mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Scarlet resort

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Orchid nudist keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting trump supporter

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Offensive locus son of senegal

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: slate slimy plaza ratface

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: peach orchestra pit

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: adventurous famous landscape painting trump supporter

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Disturbing flesh alpha brethren

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Pale queen of the night sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)