Date: November 3rd, 2026 5:32 AM Author: chefboy rd
her: perish in a dramatic feat of strength, forever preserved in the beauty of her youth
u: 50 years of decay while u purel at desk, die a drooling alzheimer's patient reluctantly cared for by your embittered hapa children, perishing as uselessly as u lived
A dumb (Bucknell on a field hockey scholarship, Charleston Southern University) striver shrew is struck down instead of continuing to poison the well for the 20 years before deciding to divorce whatever schmuck she got to marry her and go live in the woods with her cats.
I doubt that my children will say much if anything when I pass. Maybe, if they're in a mood to eulogize, they'll say something like "Death is easy. It is the living that is hard."