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Poetic dreamer to overly friendly girls: STOP IT!
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set So I suffered another vicious heartbreak when I found out that the non-male I thought was interetsed is just very friendly. This non-male strikes up conversations with anyone who is around her, and maintains a level of intimacy and friendliness towards EVERYONE.
If you're friendly to everyone, how the f*Ck is a guy supposed to tell when you're interested dammit ???? |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: cyan feces gunner Here's a reliable rule of thumb that should help in assessing these situations at the outset, before you invest a lot of time and emotional energy in pursuits that aren't likely to work out: There is absolutely no way any reasonably attractive/intelligent girl would have any interest whatsoever is a repulsive little homunculus like yourself. Nor is there any chance that either your middling intelligence or your insipid affectations of an intellectual with a child-like sense of wonder will somehow compensate. I sincerely Hope This Helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874244) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:32 PM Author: Mahogany frozen scourge upon the earth You are such a nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874310) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:38 PM Author: floppy canary wrinkle new version racism is unbecoming of med students
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Date: April 4th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: Red Rebellious Clown This was hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7875078) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:23 PM Author: puce thriller fat ankles if she's really interested in you, she'll unzip your fly and fish out your circus peanut, and play with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874278) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set Ok...are there any err...less obvious signs that people with her kind of personality give off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874324) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:42 PM Author: cyan feces gunner It's really not the sort of thing you need to concern yourself with. It's gone this long without anyone having the slightest interest in you. That's not going to change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874341) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:54 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set I'm still young. I'd like to keep up hope.
Also I've had some male professors who seem almost as messed up as I who have wedding rings on their fingers. |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:58 PM Author: cyan feces gunner Actually, that vivid, haunting feeling you have that there is a permanence to your woe is utterly acurate and to be trusted. The way people actually seem to bend away from encounters with you, and take on an aspect of being tortured when you start with one of your little observations in the hope that there will eventually be common ground . . . all of that is exactly what it seems to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874418) |
Date: April 4th, 2007 7:43 PM Author: Vibrant church gay wizard Push her hair out of her eyes, see how she reacts.
If she's taken aback, joke about her needing a haircut. If she smiles, take her home. |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set Seems risky though. Couldn't that backfire with me getting accused of assault or soemthing?
I'm such a paranoid pussy, I know. |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 8:00 PM Author: cyan feces gunner Have you considered accelerating your own death? It's rare that there would be a clinical recommendation of suicide, but all the indicia point to it as being a rational option for you. I don't mean that in a bad way or anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874426) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 8:02 PM Author: Vibrant church gay wizard not risky at all. esp if they are friendly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874436) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 8:10 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set Thanks! for once, xoxo is actually useful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874475) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: Vibrant church gay wizard remember to report back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7876328) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 8:03 PM Author: Cerebral misanthropic dingle berry really tough guy not a bad idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874439) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 7:55 PM Author: cyan feces gunner You know how it seems that no one would really care if you were dead? That's actually true. And no one has had the merest flicker of a sexual or erotic interest in you. Some small proportion of the population is effectively excluded from certain staples of human existence: friendship, sex, etc. That is yourparticular cross to bear. Because you are a constant reminder of how fortunate others -- even the horribly deformed, unfortunate, and diseased -- are not to be you. Consequently, there is the slightly remarkable circumstance whereby absolutely no one desires being in your presence. Any kind of sexual attraction is an impossible quantum leap beyond even that impossibliity. It is a terminal hopelessness. You are detested without taking any affirmative steps of your own to engender the contempt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874409) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 8:00 PM Author: Spruce excitant potus set Dude, I am not ugly. My good looks have been a boon and a curse unto me. I am constantly complemented (even by older women) and approached because of my looks. But on the other hand, I'm inexperienced in the dating arena and mess things up because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7874429) |
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Date: April 4th, 2007 9:54 PM Author: cyan feces gunner Attractive people have sex and aren't "inexperienced in the dating arena." Those compliments -- with an "i" imbecile -- are expresions of pity. You're woeful. Please die.
Your cries for help barely hit 20 posts these days. What does it take for you to get the hint that you are a pathetic, barely human excresence? |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 12:56 AM Author: Vermilion psychic hall SO HARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#7876339) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:43 PM Author: Cordovan Know-it-all Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607761&forum_id=2#9415869) |
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