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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
dashing sweet tailpipe
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
dashing sweet tailpipe
  07/27/17
fair enough
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
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bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole
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aromatic field puppy
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jfc
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richard clock
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jag
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motley property
  07/28/17
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Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
Aquamarine range
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
vigorous library associate
  07/28/17
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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Manually Patching Allaire
  10/08/26
dude this is sad
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ponyboy curtis
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
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cracking business firm
  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
Jet arousing kitchen
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
Jet arousing kitchen
  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
wonderful narrow-minded giraffe home
  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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jag
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Ungodly Aqua Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/31/17
jesus christ!!!
Diverse University Trust Fund
  07/27/17
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stimulating lodge nowag
  07/28/17
is ironside not attending?
bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
shimmering masturbator
  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
shimmering masturbator
  07/27/17
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
Jet arousing kitchen
  07/27/17
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
Slate reading party
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
Slate reading party
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stimulating lodge nowag
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
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wonderful narrow-minded giraffe home
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
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Filthy Supple Church
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Harsh background story orchestra pit
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Light free-loading office
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole
  07/27/17
hahahaha
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Rusted garrison love of her life
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
poppy trip locale hominid
  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
richard clock
  07/27/17
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propecia mathematica
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bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole
  07/27/17
lol jfc
Seedy fat ankles
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jag
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
omg yes please. Also live stream.
motley property
  07/28/17
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rough-skinned swashbuckling indian lodge milk
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Amethyst soul-stirring preventive strike area
  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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Comical out-of-control space clown
  07/28/17
Sad thread
Concupiscible White Son Of Senegal
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole
  07/28/17
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
apoplectic hyperactive patrolman partner
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
opaque azn
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
opaque azn
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
opaque azn
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
Awkward chapel old irish cottage
  07/28/17
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self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
Awkward chapel old irish cottage
  07/28/17
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crimson deranged codepig state
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
wow
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
motley property
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
crimson deranged codepig state
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
shimmering masturbator
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
JFC
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Excitant rebellious market
  07/28/17
What the fuck
turquoise coiffed principal's office
  07/28/17
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richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
turquoise coiffed principal's office
  07/28/17
...
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
LMAO
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
Multi-colored box office candlestick maker
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
twisted plaza
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
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Razzle costumed stag film
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
...
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
180000
Curious deer antler
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Angry Orchid Public Bath
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
cracking business firm
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
fragrant parlor
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
fragrant parlor
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
cordovan pungent affirmative action
  07/28/17
cr
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
Insane parlour
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
lol dude
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
Insane parlour
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
Tripping boyish newt stage
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
apoplectic hyperactive patrolman partner
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
dashing sweet tailpipe
  07/28/17
...
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
vigorous library associate
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
provocative orange digit ratio brunch
  07/28/17
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
...
lime base
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
coral adventurous center
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
laughsome pisswyrm casino
  07/28/17
ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
...
razzmatazz chestnut hospital roast beef
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
khaki police squad dingle berry
  07/28/17
BJC
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house
  07/28/17
...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
heady zippy gas station
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
heady zippy gas station
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
heady zippy gas station
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
shimmering masturbator
  07/28/17
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180 ocher hissy fit institution
  07/28/17
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Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/28/17
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propecia mathematica
  07/28/17
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ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
...
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  08/17/17
...
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
dark lay jewess
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
Chrome odious theatre toilet seat
  07/28/17
nope
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
motley property
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
sepia senate
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
...
Comical out-of-control space clown
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
poppy trip locale hominid
  07/28/17
...
Amethyst soul-stirring preventive strike area
  07/28/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/30/17
That's the right call
fragrant parlor
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
self-absorbed flirting sanctuary
  07/30/17
...
Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native
  07/30/17
...
180 ocher hissy fit institution
  10/04/18
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Curious deer antler
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
Misanthropic soggy quadroon theater
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
Curious deer antler
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: dashing sweet tailpipe

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: dashing sweet tailpipe

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: aromatic field puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871096)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871329)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: motley property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine range

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: vigorous library associate

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine range

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: khaki police squad dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873951)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: provocative orange digit ratio brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Filthy Supple Church



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control space clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876396)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: hateful pit turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#37463063)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Excitant rebellious market

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: cyan bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: provocative orange digit ratio brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Filthy Supple Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: cracking business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Jet arousing kitchen

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Jet arousing kitchen

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Jet arousing kitchen

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded giraffe home

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Light free-loading office

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Hot pale pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded giraffe home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Seedy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: cyan bearded crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: provocative orange digit ratio brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Filthy Supple Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: Ungodly Aqua Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Diverse University Trust Fund

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: stimulating lodge nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: shimmering masturbator

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: shimmering masturbator

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Jet arousing kitchen

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Slate reading party

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Slate reading party

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: stimulating lodge nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded giraffe home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Filthy Supple Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Harsh background story orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Light free-loading office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Rusted garrison love of her life

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: poppy trip locale hominid

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible White Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Seedy fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Nubile tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Seedy fat ankles

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: motley property

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned swashbuckling indian lodge milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring preventive strike area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control space clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible White Son Of Senegal

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: bateful buck-toothed whorehouse prole

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: apoplectic hyperactive patrolman partner

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: opaque azn

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: opaque azn

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: opaque azn

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Awkward chapel old irish cottage

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Awkward chapel old irish cottage

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: crimson deranged codepig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: motley property

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: crimson deranged codepig state

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: shimmering masturbator

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Excitant rebellious market

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: turquoise coiffed principal's office

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: turquoise coiffed principal's office

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored box office candlestick maker

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: twisted plaza

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle costumed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Curious deer antler

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Angry Orchid Public Bath

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: cracking business firm

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: fragrant parlor

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: fragrant parlor

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: cordovan pungent affirmative action

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Insane parlour

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Insane parlour

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Tripping boyish newt stage

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: apoplectic hyperactive patrolman partner

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: dashing sweet tailpipe

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: vigorous library associate

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: provocative orange digit ratio brunch

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: lime base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: coral adventurous center

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm casino

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Disgusting sick dilemma dopamine

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut hospital roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: khaki police squad dingle berry

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Underhanded grizzly juggernaut step-uncle's house

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: heady zippy gas station

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: heady zippy gas station

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: heady zippy gas station

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: shimmering masturbator

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: dark lay jewess

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Chrome odious theatre toilet seat

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: motley property

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: sepia senate

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Comical out-of-control space clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: poppy trip locale hominid

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring preventive strike area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: fragrant parlor

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed flirting sanctuary

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Transparent Idiot Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: 180 ocher hissy fit institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: Curious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic soggy quadroon theater

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Curious deer antler

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)