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ITT we replace a noun or phrase from an opening line with "A twink from Cravath"

Examples: Call me a twink from Cravath. A twink from C...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
  04/08/16
In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they wer...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/08/16
A twink from Cravath--light of my life, fire of my loins.
haunting violent heaven potus
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Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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The twink from Cravath — for there could be no doubt of his ...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/08/16
Son, Last Sunday a twink from Cravath asked me what it me...
Irradiated Puppy
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was ...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
  04/08/16
All happy twinks are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhap...
charismatic meetinghouse
  04/08/16
ran here
Canary Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/12/16
Brrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinng! An alarm clock clanged in the dark...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
  04/08/16
In a hole in the ground, there lived a twink from Cravath.
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
  04/08/16
I came in here to write "A twink from Cravath comes acr...
Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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A screaming comes across a twink from Cravath.
Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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It was the same feeling as when he was a younger boy, during...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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Saffron Feces
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Comical Nubile Native
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LONDON. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor...
charismatic meetinghouse
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Histrionic ruddy elastic band legal warrant
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charismatic meetinghouse
  03/23/22
A twink from Cravath, or Twinkie, as his official surname ha...
Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha
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Diligence and accuracy are the only merits which a twink fro...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red ...
Irradiated Puppy
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Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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Or the film version: I live in the American Gardens Build...
Shivering spot immigrant
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Irradiated Puppy
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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or w...
Irradiated Puppy
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Sing, O goddess, of the anger of Twink, associate of Cravath...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
The twink from Cravath fled across the desert, and the gunsl...
concupiscible fiercely-loyal mother round eye
  04/08/16
criminally underrated
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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180
Razzle lime marketing idea lodge
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
  04/10/16
The twinks from Cravath are afraid to merge on highways in L...
Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin
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charismatic meetinghouse
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born – Chicago, that somb...
Electric red boltzmann
  04/08/16
In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the ...
Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Alcoholic sepia home hairy legs
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derp
big-titted cruise ship
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself ...
charismatic meetinghouse
  04/08/16
A twink from Cravath died today. Yesterday maybe.
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a twink from Cr...
Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha
  04/08/16
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Cravath twin...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
  04/08/16
O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heave...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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MEDVEDENKO: Why do you always wear black? MASHA: I'm in m...
charismatic meetinghouse
  04/08/16
Sing, muse, the wrath of Achilles son of Peleus, that brough...
concupiscible fiercely-loyal mother round eye
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Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out ...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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My favorite so far
contagious stage
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
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Thou still unravish'd twink from Cravath, Thou foster-chil...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
  04/08/16
how did i miss this/
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/12/16
it's the one I was most proud of
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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A twink out of Cravath, A vagrant oft in quod, A powercuc...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Irradiated Puppy
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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"All happy families are alike; each twink from Cravath ...
titillating travel guidebook
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Among twenty snowy mountains, The only moving thing ...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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pretty cool how even in its moribund state of 2016 XO can st...
Vigorous Black Generalized Bond Ratface
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man i...
Pink state
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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As a twink from Cravath awoke one morning from uneasy dreams...
Lavender property codepig
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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ran here
Diverse pea-brained sandwich
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I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, i...
french crackhouse
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When Mr. Twink of Cravath announced that he would shortly be...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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180 "Many could not believe it had been so short a time...
Razzle lime marketing idea lodge
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Crava...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! After all these ...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/08/16
holy shit
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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The elm tree planted by Elijah Bold, the twink from Cravath,...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Weapon shapely, naked, wan, Head from Cravath twink's bowel...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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You are about to begin reading Italo Buttpenis's new novel, ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ...
charismatic meetinghouse
  04/09/16
Criminally underrated
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Abusive rigor crotch
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What came first, the music or the twink from Cravath?
Copper balding temple legend
  04/09/16
And God said, “Let there be a twink from Cravath,” and there...
Copper balding temple legend
  04/09/16
-- Eh bien, mon prince. Cravath, Swaine et Moore ne sont plu...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Saffron Feces
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The White House phone rings at 3am. A twink from Cravath ans...
scarlet razzmatazz set cuckoldry
  04/09/16
You are about to witness the strength of Twink knowledge
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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Straight outta Cravath, crazy motherfucker in a cubicle F...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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You are not the kind of twink from Cravath who would be at a...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/09/16
WATCHMEN Dear gods, set me free from all the pain, the lon...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
In the beginning was the training twink, and the training tw...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
  04/10/16
THE CELL DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND THE TRAINING TWINK FROM CRAVATH...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
I am just a poor twink though my story's seldom told I have ...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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Remember a twink from Cravath? Think far enough back, you wi...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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The thousand injuries of the twink from Cravath I had borne ...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were strik...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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...
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As the RIVERS of cum streamed down Winston's face, he realiz...
Razzle lime marketing idea lodge
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lascivious newt corn cake
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Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. This machine just calle...
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Legit impressed if you get this reference foxmo
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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I have seen a lot of bad 80s movies, brother
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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180
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I rai...
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aure...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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It is an ancient Twink from Cravath And he stoppeth one of ...
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The sky above the port was the color of a twink from Cravath...
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I am an invisible twink from Cravath.
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the ...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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can't wait for Nigger Jim's appearance in this one
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
fuck, was gonna do this one
Comical Nubile Native
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted ...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always remind...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Cant believe this one hasn't been done yet
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everyone's working on the "a tale of two twinks" p...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Not gonna lie that passage is one of the first ones i google...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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Once when I was six years old I saw a beautiful picture in a...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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omg lmao
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Mr. Halford, of the Cravath Firm, had locked the humbler-hou...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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He was awake a long time before he remembered that his twink...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Someone must have slandered the twink from Cravath, for one ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Some of the twinks from Cravath were poor as sin and lived i...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
  04/09/16
:))))) I LOVE this story
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
Somewhere in Manhattan, in a place whose name I do not care ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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I am a sick man . . . I am a twink from Cravath.
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the twinks from Cravath her...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Irradiated Puppy
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For a long time, I went to bed with a twink from Cravath.
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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charismatic meetinghouse
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I was the shadow of the twink-for-train By the false azure ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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alternately,
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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charismatic meetinghouse
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Jack Torrance thought: "Officious little twink from Cra...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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180
unholy khaki house
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I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t...
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I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smo...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/09/16
The telephone bell was ringing wildly, but without result, s...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
  04/09/16
"Who is John Galt?" The light was ebbing, and E...
unholy khaki house
  04/09/16
We also would have accepted "Who is the twink from Crav...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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Had that originally but a twink from Cravath is more likely ...
unholy khaki house
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legit
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"To be born again," sang Gibreel "fuck my ass...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,' grumbled...
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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rofl
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Irradiated Puppy
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TRUE! - nervous - very, very dreadfully nervous I had been a...
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is w...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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The scent smoke and sweat of a V5 firm are nauseating at thr...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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The towers of Cravath aspired above the morning mist; auster...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they we...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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If I am out of my mind, it's all right with me, thought a tw...
unholy khaki house
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He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully (sic...
unholy khaki house
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"I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born—Chicago, that ...
unholy khaki house
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A cold day in December. Long afterward, after the ASSBALLS a...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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1 Whan that Perrod with his shoures soote [ ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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SCHOLARSHIP
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Vaughan died yesterday in his last twink from Cravath.
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Hiram Clegg, together with his wife Emma and four friends of...
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I, the Twink from Cravath This-that-and-the-other (for I sh...
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I was actually working on this one
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Its a challenge
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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The lengthy wars which scarred the reign of George W. Bush, ...
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Irradiated Puppy
  04/09/16
The Twinks of Time Square squirm, and Beefboys cum and blast...
Razzle lime marketing idea lodge
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The jury said "Guilty" and the Judge said "Li...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/09/16
For a full minute Yann stood before the window in a light sp...
Irradiated Puppy
  04/09/16
There is no joy in Mudville, a twink from Cravath has struck...
Abusive rigor crotch
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All Cravath is divided into three parts, one of which the pa...
Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Twink. Cravath twink. Be Cravath twink. Somehow twink. Til n...
floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
  04/10/16
Gakking Out: On the (nearly lethal) comforts of a Cravath tw...
floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
  04/10/16
It began as a mistake. It was Christmas season and I learned...
titillating travel guidebook
  04/10/16
Cut the pie any way you like, twinks just ain't at Cravath.
floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
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That's why I fucked your twink you Cravath motherfucker.
floppy boiling water liquid oxygen
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The world is a twink from Cravath, sent to drain
Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
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misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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They were all dead. The final cumshot was an exclamation mar...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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So. The training twinks in days gone by and the studs who t...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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neumann need your input
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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At that very moment, in the very sort of Park Avenue co-op a...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
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Irradiated Puppy
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
  04/12/16
I take it you agree wholeheartedly with the book's extended ...
misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
  04/12/16
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Comical Nubile Native
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There once was a twink from Cravath, Whose billing got writ...
stirring multi-billionaire orchestra pit
  04/14/16
oh, I forgot about the pretentious pronunciation of "Cr...
stirring multi-billionaire orchestra pit
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A twink from Cravath, light of my life, fire of my loins. My...
Provocative abode
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shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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I am a Twink from Cravath. I must not forget. Of counsel sai...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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The old stories tell us of great partners, joy and misery, r...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Progris riport 1 martch 3. Dr Strauss says I shoud rite d...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Clansmen of Cravath, at the signal given By time and season...
autistic library
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Twinkcravath of Nineveh from distant New York, Black car ho...
shimmering dog poop water buffalo
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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Enlightenment came to a twink from Cravath on the ball court...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
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The twink came from Cravath, he had a thirst for knowledge.....
charismatic meetinghouse
  03/22/22
When the course of civilization takes an unexpected turn&mda...
Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca
  03/22/22
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cann...
charismatic meetinghouse
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert w...
charismatic meetinghouse
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Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve....
charismatic meetinghouse
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Ernest Goes To A Twink From Cravath
confused amethyst national security agency internal respiration
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There was no possibility of taking a twink that day.
charismatic meetinghouse
  03/23/22
Btw I’ve never seen a thread on xo that had less blank...
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When shall we twinks meet again? In Cravath, Moore, or in S...
charismatic meetinghouse
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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

Examples:

Call me a twink from Cravath.

A twink from Cravath died today.

A twink from Cravath comes across the sky.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a twink from Cravath.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a twink from Cravath.

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for a twink from Cravath.

There was a boy, called the twink from Cravath, and he almost deserved it.

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the twinks from Cravath that you've had."

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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they were always together.

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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: haunting violent heaven potus

A twink from Cravath--light of my life, fire of my loins.

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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228035)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

The twink from Cravath — for there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time did something to disguise it — was in the act of slicing at the head of a Moor which swung from the rafters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227970)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

Son,

Last Sunday a twink from Cravath asked me what it meant to lose my body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227987)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227989)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227996)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with a twink from Cravath when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227988)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

All happy twinks are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30227993)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: Canary Twinkling Uncleanness

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258788)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

Brrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinng! An alarm clock clanged in the dark and silent room. A bed spring creaked. A twink from Cravath's voice sang out impatiently: "Bigger, shut that thing off!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228000)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

In a hole in the ground, there lived a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228004)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin

I came in here to write "A twink from Cravath comes across the sky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228011)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin

A screaming comes across a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228017)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

It was the same feeling as when he was a younger boy, during recess with the other schoolchildren, when he had boldly proclaimed his superiority, and when warned by the sixth grade physics olympiad title holder (who being a full year older imparted a world of wisdom) that he had consumed too much ice cream and cake, lost to one his lesser-known competitors, a wobbly legged, bespectacled twink from Cravath, and became the laughingstock of his friends and enemies, due solely to an ignorance of his bodily humors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228027)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228086)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Orchid bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229437)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

wtfffffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235222)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235508)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: Saffron Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240204)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Comical Nubile Native

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30271662)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

LONDON. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor sitting in Lincoln’s Inn Hall. Implacable November weather. As much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a twink from Cravath slinking up Holborn Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228016)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Histrionic ruddy elastic band legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236235)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201593)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha

A twink from Cravath, or Twinkie, as his official surname had been since his fiftieth birthday, had taken another solitary walk from his apartment in Munich's Prinzregentenstrafie on a spring afternoon of the year 19.., which had shown the continent such a menacing grimace for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228018)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Diligence and accuracy are the only merits which a twink from Cravath may ascribe to himself; if any merit, indeed, can be assumed from the performance of an indispensable duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228031)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red lettering on the sides of the Chemical Bank near the corner of Eleventh and First and is in print large enough to be seen from the backseat of the cab as it lurches forward in the traffic leaving Wall Street and just as Josh Craddock notices the words a bus pulls up, the advertisement for Les Miserables on its side blocking his view, but Craddock who is a twink from Cravath and twenty-six doesn't seem to care because he tells he driver he will give him five dollars to turn up the radio, "Be My baby" on WYNN, and the driver, black, not American, does so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228034)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228105)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Shivering spot immigrant

Or the film version:

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. I am a twink from Cravath. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235413)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:39 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235448)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236426)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:39 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235447)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by the twink from Cravath, these pages must show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228041)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Sing, O goddess, of the anger of Twink, associate of Cravath, that brought countless ills upon the Swaineans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228050)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235380)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: concupiscible fiercely-loyal mother round eye

The twink from Cravath fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228051)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235494)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235521)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Razzle lime marketing idea lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236251)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240178)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Crimson bat-shit-crazy boistinker foreskin

The twinks from Cravath are afraid to merge on highways in Los Angeles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228056)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228058)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228095)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228100)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Electric red boltzmann

I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born – Chicago, that somber city – and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228061)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha

In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, a twink from Cravath came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228062)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228097)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic sepia home hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228243)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: big-titted cruise ship

derp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228064)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

Midway along the journey of our life

I woke to find myself a twink from Cravath,

for I had wandered off from the straight path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228071)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

A twink from Cravath died today. Yesterday maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228088)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235224)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Frisky mildly autistic piazza alpha

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a twink from Cravath in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228112)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Cravath twink was on his desk, trying to bill some hours for the eve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228116)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend

The brightest heaven of invention,

A kingdom for a stage, princes to act

And a twink from Cravath to behold the swelling scene!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228143)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

MEDVEDENKO: Why do you always wear black?

MASHA: I'm in mourning for my twink from Cravath.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228173)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: concupiscible fiercely-loyal mother round eye

Sing, muse, the wrath of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave twink from Cravath did it send hurrying down to Hades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228192)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Let us go then, you and I,

When the evening is spread out against the sky

Like a twink from Cravath etherized upon a table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228195)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235227)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: contagious stage

My favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235467)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235480)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240197)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Thou still unravish'd twink from Cravath,

Thou foster-child of silence and billed time,

Castro historian, who canst thus express,

A flowery tail more sweetly than our rhyme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228224)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

how did i miss this/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258732)



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Date: May 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

it's the one I was most proud of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30522247)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

A twink out of Cravath,

A vagrant oft in quod,

A powercuck under Watchtell,

A minister of God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228245)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228263)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228323)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: titillating travel guidebook

"All happy families are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhappy in its own way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228291)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

Among twenty snowy mountains,

The only moving thing

Was a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30228329)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235229)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Black Generalized Bond Ratface

pretty cool how even in its moribund state of 2016 XO can still make me feel illiterate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229455)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Pink state

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a twink from Cravath."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229459)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235523)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Lavender property codepig

As a twink from Cravath awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229486)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235231)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 5:19 AM
Author: Diverse pea-brained sandwich

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201753)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: french crackhouse

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of twinks from Cravath...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229583)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

When Mr. Twink of Cravath announced that he would shortly be celebrating his sixth workyear with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229777)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235432)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle lime marketing idea lodge

180 "Many could not believe it had been so short a time, for he looked as if he had striven for thrice as long"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236265)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Cravath twink. To me, being a twink was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the classroom in my T-14, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They billed 10 hours for 8 hours of work. In the summer when they worked all night, nobody ever called their cheating wives.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229795)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235235)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235456)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! After all these years of talking -- and nothing but talking -- we have finally taken our first twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30229971)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235425)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

The elm tree planted by Elijah Bold, the twink from Cravath, fell last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235189)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Weapon shapely, naked, wan,

Head from Cravath twink's bowels drawn,

Wooded flesh and metal bone, limb only one and lip only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235204)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

You are about to begin reading Italo Buttpenis's new novel, If on a winter's night a twink from Cravath. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the IFNB is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch the Beefboy!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't want to be disturbed!" Maybe they haven't heard you, with all that racket; speak louder, yell: "I'm beginning to read Italo Buttpenis's new novel!" Or if you prefer, don't say anything; just hope they'll leave you alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235247)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that twink from Cravath kind of crap.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235252)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Criminally underrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235505)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Abusive rigor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236520)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Copper balding temple legend

What came first, the music or the twink from Cravath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235256)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Copper balding temple legend

And God said, “Let there be a twink from Cravath,” and there was a twink from Cravath. God saw that the twink from Cravath was good, and he separated the twink from the ALPHA STUDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235265)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

-- Eh bien, mon prince. Cravath, Swaine et Moore ne sont plus que des apanages, des POSING TRUNKS, de la famille Buonaparte. Non, je vous previens, que si vous ne me dites pas, que nous avons la guerre, si vous vous permettez encore de pallier toutes les infamies, toutes les atrocites de ce CLOTHMO (ma parole, j'y crois) -- je ne vous connais plus, vous n'etes plus mon ami, vous n'etes plus mon TRAINING TWINK, comme vous dites. But GIMME THE BEEFBOI N FREE MY SOUL! Je vois que je vous fais peur, sit down and tell me what's new in MANJUICE research.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235304)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235422)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235427)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235435)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:25 AM
Author: Saffron Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240212)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: scarlet razzmatazz set cuckoldry

The White House phone rings at 3am. A twink from Cravath answers. "Sorry Mr. Putin, the Madam is in her cups."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235312)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

You are about to witness the strength of Twink knowledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235325)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

Straight outta Cravath, crazy motherfucker in a cubicle

From the school called GU-Law center

When im called in, i got a computer screen

Me too boy if I fuck this up,

the partners gonna have to come and get me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236867)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

You are not the kind of twink from Cravath who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235350)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

WATCHMEN

Dear gods, set me free from all the pain,

the long watch I keep, one whole year awake ..

on my hands and knees, on top of Cravath's roof in a HUMBLER.

I know the stars by heart, the armies of the night, and there in the lead

the ones that bring us TINA or the twinks of summer,

bring us all we have - our great rain makers of the Vault,

I know them, when they lateral and when they flee and now

I watch for the light, the signal-fire

breaking out of THROB, shouting THROB is taken.

So respect commands, full of its THICK ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235359)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

In the beginning was the training twink, and the training twink was at Cravath, and the training twink WAS a Cravath associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235388)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240194)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

THE CELL DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND THE TRAINING TWINK FROM CRAVATH. He remained leaning against the door for a few seconds, and

lit a pipe of TiNA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235418)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

I am just a poor twink though my story's seldom told I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles such are Cravaths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235426)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Remember a twink from Cravath? Think far enough back, you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235428)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

The thousand injuries of the twink from Cravath I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235438)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Oliveira, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Cravath, Swaine & Moore, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of turd-dust from entering along with him.

The hallway smelt of stale chlorine and unwashed socks. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted mostly an enormous cock, more than a metre wide: the cock of a man of about forty-five inches, with a heavy, rugose scrotum and ruggedly handsome vasculature.

Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Beefboy Classic Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was a training twink and had a pair of faggoty posers around his ankles, went slowly, resting several times on the way.

On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous cock gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. YANN PERROD IS STIMMING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235454)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235455)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle lime marketing idea lodge

As the RIVERS of cum streamed down Winston's face, he realized that he truly loved BIG YANN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236307)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: lascivious newt corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240731)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. This machine just called me a twink from Cravath!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235477)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235490)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Legit impressed if you get this reference foxmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235493)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

I have seen a lot of bad 80s movies, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235551)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235557)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my twink from Cravath in the American fashion. I gave him freedom but I taught him never to dishonor the firm. He found a "boy friend," not an Italian. He went to the movies with him. He stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took him for a drive, with another boy friend. They made him drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of him. He resisted. He kept his honor. So they beat him. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital his nose was broken. His jaw was shattered, held together by wire. He couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? He was the light of my life. A beautiful boy. Now he will never be beautiful again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235528)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235533)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Halfordía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235548)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235550)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

It is an ancient Twink from Cravath

And he stoppeth one of three

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235549)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

The sky above the port was the color of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235563)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

I am an invisible twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235565)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235579)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of the Twink from Cravath; but that ain’t no matter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235570)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

can't wait for Nigger Jim's appearance in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235601)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Native

fuck, was gonna do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30273267)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the twink from Cravath, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235576)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235586)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.

(turns out you actually don't need to change any words, this is still about the training twink from cravath)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235582)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike
Subject: Cant believe this one hasn't been done yet

A spectre is haunting Europe--the spectre of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235594)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

everyone's working on the "a tale of two twinks" parody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235602)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

Not gonna lie that passage is one of the first ones i googled when i saw this thread. Couldnt make it work right so i gave up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236482)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Once when I was six years old I saw a beautiful picture in a book about the primeval forest called True Stories. It showed a boa constrictor swallowing a twink from Cravath. Here is a copy of the drawing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235606)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235609)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

omg lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235623)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Mr. Halford, of the Cravath Firm, had locked the humbler-houses for the night, but was too GAKKED to remember to shut the twink-holes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235621)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

He was awake a long time before he remembered that his twink from Cravath was broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235628)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of the summer twinks at Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235634)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Someone must have slandered the twink from Cravath, for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235636)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Some of the twinks from Cravath were poor as sin and lived in one-room houses with a neurasthenic cow in the front yard, but Dexter Green's father owned the second best grocery store in Black Bear--the best one was "The Hub," patronized by the wealthy people from Sherry Island--and Dexter twinked only for pocket-money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235652)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

:))))) I LOVE this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235662)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Somewhere in Manhattan, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a lance and ancient shield on a shelf and keeps a skinny twink from Cravath and a greyhound for racing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235655)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

I am a sick man . . . I am a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235668)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the twinks from Cravath herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235673)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235680)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236403)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

For a long time, I went to bed with a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235678)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 3:13 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201672)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

I was the shadow of the twink-for-train

By the false azure in Cravath Moore & Swaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235693)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235700)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part
Subject: alternately,

I was the training of the twinkish whore

By the false azure in Cravath Swaine & Moore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235780)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30363032)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Jack Torrance thought: "Officious little twink from Cravath."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235697)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235721)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their twinks from Cravath, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an uptown A train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235705)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage twink, in a conference room at Cravath, Swaine and Moore, in August of 1974.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235708)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

The telephone bell was ringing wildly, but without result, since there was no-one in the room but the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235717)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

"Who is John Galt?"

The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the twink from Cravath's face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235718)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

We also would have accepted "Who is the twink from Cravath?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235726)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

Had that originally but a twink from Cravath is more likely to be a raving bum on the street of MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235735)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235746)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

"To be born again," sang Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to die."

(for those who don't remember, gibreel farishta was the moniker of a twink from cravath. i miss him greatly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235728)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,' grumbled the twink from Cravath, lying on the rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235732)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235743)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235748)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236409)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

TRUE! - nervous - very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am a twink from Cravath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235736)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235741)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there's a peephole in the door, and my keeper's eye is the shade of brown that can never see through a twink from Cravath like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235740)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

The scent smoke and sweat of a V5 firm are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by clothed bodybuilding - a compost of greed and fear and nervous twinks from Cravath - becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235755)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235757)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

The towers of Cravath aspired above the morning mist; austere towers of steel and cement and limestone, sturdy as cliffs and delicate as training twinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235760)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they were always together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235766)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed some twinks from Cravath stretched out on the hills, resting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235772)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

If I am out of my mind, it's all right with me, thought a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235777)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully (sic) built, and he advanced straight at you with a slight stoop of the shoulders, head forward, and a fixed from-under stare which made you think of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235792)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: unholy khaki house

"I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born—Chicago, that somber city—and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235811)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

A cold day in December. Long afterward, after the ASSBALLS and all the pain, the older man would remember with great clarity the young twink's grace, his good manners, his capacity to receive a visitor with ease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235864)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

1 Whan that Perrod with his shoures soote

[ When Perrod with his sweet-smelling cumblasts]

2 The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,

[Has pierced the drought of March to the root,]

3 And bathed every twynk in swich licour

[And bathed every training twink in such manjuice]

4 Which engendred Cravath, Swayn & Moure;

[That created Cravath, Swaine & Moore;]

(newly discovered manuscript fragment of cumterbury tales)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235927)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235933)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:53 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Vaughan died yesterday in his last twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235965)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Hiram Clegg, together with his wife Emma and four friends of the faith from Randolph Junction, were summoned by the Spirit and Mrs. Clara Collins, widow of the beloved Nazarene preacher Ely Collins, to West Condon on the weekend of the eighteenth and nineteenth of April, there to await the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235980)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

I, the Twink from Cravath This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Cravathius the Twink,” or “That Clavathius,” or “Cravathius the Stimmer,” or “Tw-Tw-Twink” or at best as “Poor Uncle Twink,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the “golden predicament” from which I have never since become disentangled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30235999)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

I was actually working on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236066)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

Its a challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#33145078)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

The lengthy wars which scarred the reign of George W. Bush, draining the state treasury and destroying great numbers of the populace, also provided the key to prosperity for a sect of twinks from Cravath always looking to turn public calamity to their own advantage and profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236008)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236449)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle lime marketing idea lodge

The Twinks of Time Square squirm, and Beefboys cum and blast, leaving ROPES that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the twink that stimmed its birth comes again. In one Age, called the MUSCLE Age by some, an Age yet to come, and Age long past, a twink from Cravath rose in the Mountains of Midtown West. The twink was not the beginning of the monster muscle or the alpha power, there are neither Beginnings nor endings to the turning of The Pounders Twink line. But it was a beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236372)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

The jury said "Guilty" and the Judge said "Life" but the twink from Cravath didn't hear them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236479)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy

For a full minute Yann stood before the window in a light spatter of last night's "confetti" lying against the windowbase like spent dirty foam, lightpoised on the balls of his twink from Cravath, looking at the boots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236485)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Abusive rigor crotch

There is no joy in Mudville, a twink from Cravath has struck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236500)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Stubborn glittery step-uncle's house private investor

All Cravath is divided into three parts, one of which the partners inhabit, the janitors another, those who in their own language are called associates, in ours twinks, the third.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30236511)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258760)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:15 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen

Twink. Cravath twink. Be Cravath twink. Somehow twink. Til nohow twink. Said nohow twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen

Gakking Out: On the (nearly lethal) comforts of a Cravath twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240192)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: titillating travel guidebook

It began as a mistake. It was Christmas season and I learned from the drunk up on the hill, who did the trick every Christmas, that they would hire damned near anybody, and so I went and the next thing I knew I had this Twink from Cravath's sack on my back and was hiking around at my leisure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240199)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen

Cut the pie any way you like, twinks just ain't at Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240201)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: floppy boiling water liquid oxygen

That's why I fucked your twink you Cravath motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30240205)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Odious Sticky Site Preventive Strike

The world is a twink from Cravath, sent to drain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30241179)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30242493)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

They were all dead. The final cumshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my twink from Cravath from the humbler. It was all over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30242589)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

So. The training twinks in days gone by

and the studs who topped them had arrogant man-MEAT.

We have heard of those muscle-men's heroic campaigns.

There was Rod Rymmerson, scourge of many ani,

a wrecker of men's asses, rampaging among holes.

This terror of the training twinks had come far.

Coming from Cravath, he would rise to the TOP

as his STIMSTICK grew and his worth was proved.

In the end each nude bodybuilding gym

on the whole Beefboy circuit had to yield to him

and his powerful CUMBLASTS. THAT was a true stud!

(again, fragmentary new discovery, scholars are working around the cock to figure out how best to render this new MANuscript of the first and greatest anglo-saxon epic about nude bodybuilding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30242631)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

neumann need your input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258780)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

At that very moment, in the very sort of Park Avenue co-op apartment that so obsessed the Mayor ... twelve-foot ceilings ... two wings, one for the white Anglo-Saxon Protestants who own the place and one for the help ... Sherman McHalford was kneeling in his front hall trying to put a leash on a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258866)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30258879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30259707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:17 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part

I take it you agree wholeheartedly with the book's extended rhapsody on INSULATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30259732)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Comical Nubile Native

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a twink from Cravath and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30271687)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 2:45 PM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire orchestra pit

There once was a twink from Cravath,

Whose billing got written off by half.

When asked if flustered,

No reply was mustered,

He just kept blowing the partner's shaft.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30273342)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire orchestra pit

oh, I forgot about the pretentious pronunciation of "Cravath." Revised version:

A young training twnik at Cravath

Licked his boss's pud up to a froth,

Billed forty straight hours,

Craved a "relaxing" shower,

But realized he couldn't get off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30273476)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Provocative abode

A twink from Cravath, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Twink-ra-vath: the tip of the tongue taking a trip round the mouth on down the teeth to fricate, at three, on the teeth. Twink. Ra. Vath. Zhe was zhir, plain zhir in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. Zhe was Robin in slacks. Zhe was Robbie at school. Zhe was Robinson on the dotted line. But in my arms zhe was always a twink from Cravath. Did zhe have a precursor? Zhe did, indeed zhe did. In point of fact, there might have been no Twink at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial wyrm-pig. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Twink was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on an IFNB competitor for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the Dragoncock competitors, the misinformed, simple, noble-dicked competitors, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30363083)



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Date: May 20th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30519386)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

I am a Twink from Cravath. I must not forget. Of counsel said I forget very quickly, and that is because of a wound I suffered in mediation. He named it as though it were a job, but I do not remember my duties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30632764)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

The old stories tell us of great partners, joy and misery, rain and layoffs, and the clash of Twinks from Cravath. All this you may hear now, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30632805)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

Progris riport 1 martch 3.

Dr Strauss says I shoud rite down what I think and remembir and every thing that happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint so they will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Miss Kinnian says mabye they can make me a twink from Cruvath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30640457)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: autistic library

Clansmen of Cravath, at the signal given

By time and season must the twink speak

Who sets the course and steers the ship of Doc Review

With hand upon the tiller, and with eye

Watchful against the treachery of sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30640635)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: shimmering dog poop water buffalo

Twinkcravath of Nineveh from distant New York,

Black car home to haven in sunny New Canaan,

With a cargo of BlackBerries,

Docs, Redwells,

Piles of tabbed exhibits in thick rubber bands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#30640665)



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Date: September 10th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#31378284)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#33439640)



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Date: June 7th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: misanthropic bull headed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#40372540)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#41986421)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 9:35 AM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

Enlightenment came to a twink from Cravath on the ball court; nothing could ever be the same after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44196004)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

The twink came from Cravath, he had a thirst for knowledge...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44197490)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca

When the course of civilization takes an unexpected turn—when, instead of the continuous progress which we have come to expect, we find ourselves threatened by evils associated by us with the past ages of barbarism—we naturally blame anything but a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44199452)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Twinks from Cravath are loosed upon the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201466)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:27 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the twink from Cravath began to take hold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201489)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:44 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201548)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:45 AM
Author: confused amethyst national security agency internal respiration

Ernest Goes To A Twink From Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201553)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

There was no possibility of taking a twink that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201582)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 3:44 AM
Author: confused amethyst national security agency internal respiration

Btw I’ve never seen a thread on xo that had less blank bumps or responses to poasts. Just a bunch of balding yellow teeth psoriasis autistic JDs with liberal arts degrees poasting quotes from literature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201684)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 4:32 AM
Author: charismatic meetinghouse

When shall we twinks meet again?

In Cravath, Moore, or in Swaine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#44201725)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Demanding Judgmental Wrinkle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2#47693819)