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how *did* section 7.2 interact with section 9.6

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Buff location
  11/14/23
both sections stated to disregard the other. it really was a...
Naked mahogany whorehouse
  11/14/23
This is what we tell laypeople at cocktail parties to move t...
bossy wrinkle address
  11/14/23
*nods excitedly like jk simmons at the end of whiplash, a wi...
Naked mahogany whorehouse
  11/14/23
Keep this between the two of us. Keep it close to the vest. ...
bossy wrinkle address
  11/15/23
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pink twinkling uncleanness crackhouse
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Naked mahogany whorehouse
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stirring range athletic conference
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Glittery brunch clown
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Sienna locale
  11/15/23
one wrong move. I asked gpt to recreate the clauses from ...
stirring range athletic conference
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Glittery brunch clown
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bossy wrinkle address
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stirring range athletic conference
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bull headed sapphire roast beef parlor
  11/15/23
would read again.
Green heady wagecucks
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Nudist Pozpig
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topaz point
  11/15/23
good to know neumanmorgenste is still poasting
Buff location
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Nudist Pozpig
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Glittery brunch clown
  01/24/24
Article 7 is closing conditions and termination (7.2 is term...
Mint Outnumbered School
  11/15/23
but i was just really there for the pizza and all-nighter.
lavender mind-boggling blood rage property
  11/15/23
Was a big deal in, among others, the _Amgen_ matter lol.
stirring range athletic conference
  11/15/23
great thread
Motley lilac stage
  11/15/23


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Date: November 14th, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Buff location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47057288)



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Date: November 14th, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: Naked mahogany whorehouse

both sections stated to disregard the other. it really was an interesting little thought exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47057320)



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Date: November 14th, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: bossy wrinkle address

This is what we tell laypeople at cocktail parties to move the conversation along but the reality of the document was more sinister. Clause 9.2 contained a triple-nested (i.e., each condition itself conditioned on the other conditions within a three-layer nest) external action clause which tied various contract milestones to the conduct of specific sequences of action (hence the "action clause") at designated sites around the globe corresponding to forests near company processing facilities. The actions ranged from the simple (sub-clause a required a dice roll on a carved stump) to the arcane (sub-clause c required a so-called Invocation Ritual). At the same time, Clause 7.6 operated "in the sun" (as self-described at the beginning of the clause) of Clause 9.2 in that it required the operator of the contract to effect the requirements of Clause 9.2 only through the drawing down of a series of "action vaults," which would be abstractly loaded with energy points--every action in fulfillment of a segment of Clause 7.6 requiring an accounting against an action vault set out in Clause 9.2 but--this was the kicker--the mathematics for energy point drawdown were set out (in a separate, rarely discussed Clause 14.5--this almost always gets overlooked in the popular discourse around the document) to require that the attorneys needed to have a deep, theoretically intuitive grasp of topology in order to be able to correctly produce the drawdown calculations as they accounted for the activities in fulfillment of 9.2. This complex interoperation of the clauses combined with the external action requirements and the herculean mathematics needed for accurate accounting combined to create quite the humdinger of a contract document, which wouldn't even matter that much other than, by at least one Vatican forensic analysis that was performed afterward, the ultimate consideration of the document was the continued enchaining of an entity known only as Morolter. A deep dive into the features and characteristics of Morolter is beyond the scope of the current comment, but Lesivius' Bestiary XII L. Ts. 14 suggests that the entity is of such a power state that one wrong move by either party to the agreement could result in a truly precarious situation for the various governments and peoples of the globe--a real tits up scenario. Thus, when Wesley Johnson talked about being "in the zone" regarding his late-night work on the document, he wasn't being driven by the zeal of a deal but by the pure terror of the thought of either counterparty's failure ushering in a period of total terrestrial ruin. A rush to the head to think about but one that's more convenient to give a cute precis regarding in most circumstances rather than pulling back the veil of threatened destruction that the law firms were fighting against. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47057364)



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Date: November 14th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Naked mahogany whorehouse

*nods excitedly like jk simmons at the end of whiplash, a wild grin breaking out across my weathered face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47057377)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: bossy wrinkle address

Keep this between the two of us. Keep it close to the vest. Don’t assume some painted up tart you meet at the next Classics Department lecture afterparty isn’t intending to strap you up against a wall hook you up to some infernal machine drain you of your life goo as your struggle and twist against the restraints to get this out of you. Keep your head on a swivel and be ready for action however you do it. Me I wear a vest carry knives keep little poison pills in the ticket pocket. Variety of violence. The whole point to all of this is certain knowledge is too terrible in the knowing to necessitate keeping from ordinary men. Certain of us are chosen by fact life circumstance to carry the heavy weight and eat the sickness for the rest of them. You, me, we’re two of a kind now, we hold something close together there’s a certain fatal intimacy to it all in the sense of the two of us standing close in the dark on a tree thick rain swept campus quad both of us in classic trench coats, hats, protective gloves, polished shoes, whispering conspiratorially. Most of all, if you need me in any of this, know that I will be there. God be with you to ward off the devils all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058330)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 9:18 AM
Author: pink twinkling uncleanness crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058436)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Naked mahogany whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058535)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Green heady wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059252)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: stirring range athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059564)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Glittery brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058511)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Sienna locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058512)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: stirring range athletic conference

one wrong move.

I asked gpt to recreate the clauses from the description above and it transuded a droplet of oil, as if sweating, and smoked and sputtered as it produced the following:

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Prolegomenon. The symbiotic and meticulously structured interplay between these Clauses institutes a nexus of contractual imperatives which are paramount to the integrity and efficacy of the awarded Transactions. Such intricate and scrupulously crafted conditions are provided for, bearing in mind the outcome of the corroborative analyses conducted by notable ecclesiastical authorities and the extrapolated significance thereof relative to the potential wide-reaching ramifications arising from any deviation from, or breach of, the contracted parameters. As such, precise adherence to the forespecified contractual mechanisms is not merely contractually but existentially requisite.

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Clause 7.6 Drawing Down Action Vaults:

7.6.1 It is hereby stipulated that, in harmony with the strictures promulgated under Clause 9.2 and as a determinative component of the fulfillment thereof, Party B shall execute the External Actions solely by way of decrementing specific allotments of energy points, said allotments being segregated and sequestered within uniquely identifiable receptacles known as "Action Vaults" as cataloged in Exhibit 7.6.1.

7.6.2 The regimented depletion of energy points from the aforesaid Action Vaults shall transpire in strict accordance with the schedule of actions detailed in Clause 9.2, with each Action Vault encoding a finite quantification of said points, which allocation shall be expensed against the undertaking of each External Action under the terms and conditions expressly delineated by, and within the confines of, this Agreement.

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Clause 9.2 External Action Requirement:

9.2.1 Subject to the simultaneous satisfaction of the layered conditions precedent herein specified, Party A shall, prior to or concurrently with the consummation of the transactions contemplated under this agreement (the "Transactions"), perform and complete certain prescribed actions (each, an "External Action") at distinct global venues closely situated to Party A’s processing facilities, each such venue being detailed in Schedule 9.2.1 attached hereto. The sequence of External Actions ranges from elementary undertakings to elaborate ceremonies, specifically including:

(a) The execution of a random determination process, necessitated to be undertaken by a member of Party A’s executive team, whereby a cubic die, inscribed with the emblem of Party A, is to be cast upon a specially designated and prepared timber pedestal within five (5) business days of the initiation of each fiscal quarter; and

(b) The performance of intricate and proprietary operational processes, codified as the "Invocation Ritual," as set out in the procedural outline appended to this agreement as Exhibit 9.2.1(b), to occur no less than once annually, on a date preapproved by Party A in written consent not less than thirty (30) days prior to said occurrence.

9.2.2 The rights and obligations conferred by this Clause 9.2 shall be consecutive and cumulative, such that the satisfactory performance of each External Action, as verified by an independent third-party observer appointed in accordance with the terms detailed in Schedule 9.2.2, shall be a condition precedent to the initiation of the subsequent External Action within the hierarchically structured framework of this Clause.

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Clause 14.5 Mathematical Account of Energy Point Drawdown:

14.5.1 The methodology and calculus for the systematic depletion and accounting of energy points, as housed within the Action Vaults designated under Clause 9.2 and requisite for the activation demanded by Clause 7.6, shall adhere strenuously to and necessitate a working appreciation of, the rigorous mathematical discipline of topology; hence, the mandatory application thereof is hereby entrenched as fundamental for exact computation and reconciliation of said energy points, in furtherance of the faithful observance of Clause 9.2 and the overarching Transactions.

14.5.2 It shall be incumbent upon the legal representatives of both Party A and Party B to possess and apply a level of expertise and acuity in topological analysis, such that they may accurately construe the dynamic correlation between the topological rates of depletion as it pertains to the energy points and the enactments stemming from Clause 9.2, which shall herein be measured, tabulated, and audited under a stringent and scrupulous standard, provided always that such tabulation conform irreproachably with the provisions inked within this pointed Clause 14.5.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058638)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: Glittery brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058659)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: bossy wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059210)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: stirring range athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058640)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: bull headed sapphire roast beef parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058663)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Green heady wagecucks

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059254)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:32 PM
Author: Nudist Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059257)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: topaz point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059266)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Buff location

good to know neumanmorgenste is still poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059342)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: Nudist Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47139852)



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Date: January 24th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Glittery brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47326171)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 9:16 AM
Author: Mint Outnumbered School

Article 7 is closing conditions and termination (7.2 is termination). Article 9 is indemnification and 9.6 is exclusive remedies. The interplay relates to what remedies the parties have when closing conditions aren't met and there is (or isn't) a termination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058431)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling blood rage property

but i was just really there for the pizza and all-nighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059263)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: stirring range athletic conference

Was a big deal in, among others, the _Amgen_ matter lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47059568)



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Date: November 15th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Motley lilac stage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444514&forum_id=2#47058563)