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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Excitant Community Account Therapy
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Rebellious charismatic space gay wizard
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Tan mildly autistic round eye azn
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter
  11/12/24
wow!
thirsty bateful kitty cat
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
rusted half-breed
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
stirring fortuitous meteor nowag
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Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter
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blathering flesh casino
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thirsty bateful kitty cat
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Tan mildly autistic round eye azn
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vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain
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buff locale
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primrose wild son of senegal hominid
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Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
blathering flesh casino
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
chrome unholy theatre
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Poppy federal mood
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Rebellious charismatic space gay wizard
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
histrionic gunner old irish cottage
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Transparent Tantric Sanctuary Prole
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buff locale
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
heady mental disorder indirect expression
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unhinged razzle locus ladyboy
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Hairraiser insecure alpha
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
thirsty bateful kitty cat
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thirsty bateful kitty cat
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
rough-skinned cruise ship
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Walnut pervert
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter
  06/08/25
Damning.
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  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Excitant Community Account Therapy

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Rebellious charismatic space gay wizard

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Tan mildly autistic round eye azn

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: rusted half-breed

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: stirring fortuitous meteor nowag

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: blathering flesh casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Tan mildly autistic round eye azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: curious queen of the night hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Transparent Tantric Sanctuary Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: buff locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: primrose wild son of senegal hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: blathering flesh casino

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: chrome unholy theatre

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Poppy federal mood

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Rebellious charismatic space gay wizard

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: histrionic gunner old irish cottage

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Transparent Tantric Sanctuary Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: buff locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: heady mental disorder indirect expression

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: unhinged razzle locus ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure alpha

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: thirsty bateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned cruise ship

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Walnut pervert

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: vengeful exhilarant turdskin stain

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Scarlet Wonderful Kitchen Trump Supporter

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Lilac submissive den

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)