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Would you make this devil's sex bargain?
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:04 PM Author: turquoise piazza Let's say the Devil came up to do some dealing, and he spotted you. The coversation goes like this:
YOU: 'Ahoy, Daemon!'
LUCIFER: 'Ahoy, my Childe!'
LUCIFER: 'I'm a-dealing to-day.'
YOU: 'What's the prize, Old Scratch?'
LUCIFER: 'The nectar of any high-schoole lass.'
YOU: 'Gads! That's a fine prize! What will Phosphor Trade for this spyce?'
LUCIFER: 'You must bed a lass thryce per week, and nary one lass less. You must chuse by 2am each Sunday's morn, or I shall surely grabe you down to Gehenna! You must have this toil for twenty-five year!'
YOU: ' _____ '
What do YOU say to this offer, assuming you don't have a wife or girlfriend?
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling chestnut scourge upon the earth This is the worst attempt to be cutesy I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:12 PM Author: turquoise piazza I'm trying to poeticdreamercize my posts in order to create 'buzz.' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995058) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:05 PM Author: Blue floppy laser beams macaca Yes, and take a job as a highschool janitor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995013) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:07 PM Author: crystalline background story personal credit line God, this is fucking gay.
Who knew Lucifer was an Irish sailor? |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:07 PM Author: adventurous locale tattoo Is there supposed to be a downside to that deal?
EDIT: Besides talking like a member of the Fab 5. |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:11 PM Author: turquoise piazza You can't get married or settle down for 25 years, really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995052) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:12 PM Author: adventurous locale tattoo Why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995059) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:16 PM Author: turquoise piazza Unless you want to adulterize her thrice per week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995090) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:17 PM Author: adventurous locale tattoo Aren't you already committing a mortal sin every time you fuck out of wedlock? So, fucking in adultery wouldn't make it any worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995106) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:19 PM Author: turquoise piazza It makes it worse with her.
Satan assures you a prime spot in hell with all the services, so that's not a concern. |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:12 PM Author: Narrow-minded wagecucks Subject: Is it Jimmy King or Ray Jackson? I just don't see Juwan, Jalen, or Webber talking like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995055) |
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I fincerely hope this helps. |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: adventurous locale tattoo Don't you mean,
I fincerely hope thif helpf. |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:16 PM Author: Citrine mind-boggling sex offender native *sigh*
The final letter of a word is never made into an "f". Do I have to bump the instructions thread? |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:34 PM Author: opaque weed whacker Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#6573914) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle flesh sandwich what happens if you kill her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995098) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:18 PM Author: turquoise piazza Not a problem. You just chuse another one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#1995111) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 4:40 PM Author: violent jew affirmative action I always thought this was an underrated thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#4986822) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:15 PM Author: violent jew affirmative action Today is petrobump day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#6573790) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: turquoise piazza I should probably confess that this particular thread was (partly) plagiarized from a book of "bawdy scribblings and tracts" that I once checked out of the library in college. It was a compilation of olden times erotic and picaresque writings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#6573819) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: violent jew affirmative action Every night I say a prayer in the hope that there's a heaven And every day I'm more confused as the saints turn into sinners All the heroes and legends I knew as a child have fallen to idols of clay And I feel this empty place inside so afraid, that I've lost my faith
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: Aromatic Disturbing Knife Hall First of all: LOL.
Now to answer the question: no, I don't think so. Sounds exhausting. |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:40 PM Author: Green station jewess T'would have been wrytten better if ye un lines had rhymed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#6573945) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 6:07 PM Author: sable sticky sneaky criminal i'd do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=128081&forum_id=2#6574041) |