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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now
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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: cerebral locus Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960477) |
Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: rusted spot sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960483) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Salmon french stead This is obviously the only course of action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961101) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: razzle pale reading party u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960492) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: cerebral locus I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960977) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: soul-stirring maniacal ticket booth selfie Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960979) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: cerebral locus no. That hadn’t occurred to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48960981) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: black curious market macaca Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961057) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: cerebral locus not sure how that will fix my irons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48961102) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: cerebral locus So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.
https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: black curious market macaca "Everyone Hates Cunt"
Your theme music is playing, bro |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: cerebral locus wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970671) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: black curious market macaca Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970673) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: cerebral locus real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.
#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.
2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.
3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)
4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.
5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.
6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.
7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.
8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.
9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9. |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: black curious market macaca Do you have a photographic memory?
I barely remember any shots an hour after the round |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: cerebral locus It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970765) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: black curious market macaca Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48970809) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: cerebral locus I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48971046) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Talented cruel-hearted pit philosopher-king how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48972625) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: cerebral locus cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48974573) |
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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: black curious market macaca But kidding aside you did give me good advice once
You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: Dun Hominid i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48974577) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM Author: cerebral locus back to sps status again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#48999711) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: cerebral locus June 28 update: no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49056398) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: cerebral locus Mid-July update - no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49102281) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Grizzly multi-colored becky sandwich take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49103097) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM Author: cerebral locus Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49118989) |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Talented cruel-hearted pit philosopher-king what is your handicap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49119895) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM Author: cerebral locus 5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49120868) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Talented cruel-hearted pit philosopher-king nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2#49122937) |