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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
tell me
Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
dashing self-absorbed shrine people who are hurt
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Bull headed pit
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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ocher adventurous business firm
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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ultramarine learning disabled rehab cuckoldry
  03/31/18
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  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
translucent angry step-uncle's house philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
dull flatulent sound barrier national
  08/14/13
lmao
Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes
  05/12/15
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Indecent mediation school cafeteria
  12/11/24
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Amethyst fanboi
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
translucent angry step-uncle's house philosopher-king
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Coiffed cerise box office
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
rofl
Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
180
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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  08/14/13
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embarrassed to the bone laughsome casino
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  03/24/21
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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vermilion vibrant lodge
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
dull flatulent sound barrier national
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
buff know-it-all travel guidebook
  08/14/13
best of thread
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  08/14/13
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180 soggy site
  08/14/13
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Amethyst fanboi
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Amethyst fanboi
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
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vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
maroon sexy death wish
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vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
dull flatulent sound barrier national
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
180
Stirring wrinkle
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spectacular awkward becky
  08/15/13
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maroon sexy death wish
  08/17/13
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cobalt range
  01/19/16
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ultramarine learning disabled rehab cuckoldry
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Fragrant charcoal menage goal in life
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
lol
Obsidian Bonkers Parlor Mood
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
buff know-it-all travel guidebook
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
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180 soggy site
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Violent Gas Station
  08/14/13
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Kink-friendly theater love of her life
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
buff know-it-all travel guidebook
  08/14/13
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Contagious volcanic crater
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
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180 soggy site
  08/14/13
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Galvanic misanthropic scourge upon the earth
  09/11/13
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irradiated field patrolman
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
onyx telephone half-breed
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Coiffed cerise box office
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Coiffed cerise box office
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Autistic Floppy Stock Car
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
onyx telephone half-breed
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
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stubborn market
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
dark ungodly point crotch
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
whatever
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
buff know-it-all travel guidebook
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
lol
Stirring wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
180
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
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Red mentally impaired sweet tailpipe trust fund
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
buff know-it-all travel guidebook
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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  08/14/13
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aqua seedy place of business
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
lol tyft
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
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Motley jet-lagged ticket booth
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Stirring wrinkle
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
multi-colored antidepressant drug son of senegal
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Violet excitant brunch nowag
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Haunting alcoholic house
  08/14/13
165
insanely creepy mental disorder newt
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
lmao
vermilion vibrant lodge
  08/14/13
...
stubborn market
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
olive bespoke persian nursing home
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Filthy theatre ratface
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
maroon sexy death wish
  08/14/13
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aqua seedy place of business
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
Pics?
apoplectic swollen whorehouse wagecucks
  08/14/13
link?
Indecent mediation school cafeteria
  08/17/13
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Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Walnut Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
hairraiser ebony base
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
mind-boggling hell
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
claret talented toilet seat hairy legs
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Confused hospital bbw
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin
  08/14/13
Underrated
insanely creepy mental disorder newt
  08/15/13
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embarrassed to the bone laughsome casino
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Confused hospital bbw
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Salmon Temple Tank
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
180 soggy site
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Harsh crackhouse puppy
  08/14/13
lol
Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Harsh crackhouse puppy
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Harsh crackhouse puppy
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Confused hospital bbw
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
canary digit ratio bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
onyx telephone half-breed
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
stimulating roast beef
  08/14/13
180
Charismatic elite hominid
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
spectacular awkward becky
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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pearly bearded school
  08/14/13
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lascivious gay associate candlestick maker
  08/14/13
180
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
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brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin
  08/15/13
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mind-boggling hell
  08/17/13
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sapphire supple striped hyena boiling water
  09/11/13
Lmao
Copper swashbuckling library queen of the night
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
tantric dopamine
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
pearly bearded school
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
narrow-minded saffron office degenerate
  08/14/13
lol
plum heady senate
  08/14/13
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purple rigor coffee pot
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
razzle-dazzle chad
  08/14/13
180
fiercely-loyal nibblets
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
overrated sanctuary
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
trip chocolate stead personal credit line
  08/17/13
poignant
clear heaven idiot
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
duck-like factory reset button gunner
  08/17/13
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pearly bearded school
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
sapphire supple striped hyena boiling water
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Galvanic misanthropic scourge upon the earth
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Salmon Temple Tank
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Bull headed pit
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Spruce den dragon
  12/28/13
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chest-beating underhanded university
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
painfully honest chapel dingle berry
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
chartreuse private investor
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Arrogant French Chef
  03/10/14
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cobalt range
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Violent Gas Station
  05/12/15
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splenetic station
  01/19/16
...
spectacular awkward becky
  10/25/17
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Indecent mediation school cafeteria
  11/29/15
...
Indecent mediation school cafeteria
  12/23/15
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cobalt range
  01/05/16
...
Indecent mediation school cafeteria
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Scarlet trailer park ceo
  06/07/17
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splenetic station
  09/22/17
...
maroon sexy death wish
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
bateful opaque immigrant location
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Racy Demanding State Faggotry
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
bateful opaque immigrant location
  07/18/18
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irradiated field patrolman
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Indecent mediation school cafeteria
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Indecent mediation school cafeteria
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: dashing self-absorbed shrine people who are hurt

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Bull headed pit

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cobalt range

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: ocher adventurous business firm



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: aromatic ruddy kitty

so underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Titillating zippy locus dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: gaped twinkling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Amethyst fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hairless mischievous pistol parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: translucent angry step-uncle's house philosopher-king

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: dull flatulent sound barrier national

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Amethyst fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: translucent angry step-uncle's house philosopher-king

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: provocative jade faggot firefighter

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Coiffed cerise box office

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: snowy institution prole

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Bossy rose new version principal's office

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: spectacular awkward becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: irradiated field patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: gaped twinkling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: dull flatulent sound barrier national

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: 180 soggy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Amethyst fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Amethyst fanboi

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: orange odious selfie gaming laptop

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: dull flatulent sound barrier national

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Fragrant charcoal menage goal in life

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Stirring wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible friendly grandma property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular awkward becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: ultramarine learning disabled rehab cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Fragrant charcoal menage goal in life

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Obsidian Bonkers Parlor Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: 180 soggy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Violent Gas Station

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly theater love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Contagious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: 180 soggy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Galvanic misanthropic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Galvanic misanthropic scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: irradiated field patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: onyx telephone half-breed

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Coiffed cerise box office

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Coiffed cerise box office

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Autistic Floppy Stock Car

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness ape

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: onyx telephone half-breed

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: stubborn market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: dark ungodly point crotch

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: brass territorial hissy fit regret

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Stirring wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Red mentally impaired sweet tailpipe trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: buff know-it-all travel guidebook

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: aqua seedy place of business

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: aqua seedy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Motley jet-lagged ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring wrinkle

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug son of senegal

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Violet excitant brunch nowag

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Haunting alcoholic house

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: insanely creepy mental disorder newt

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: vermilion vibrant lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: stubborn market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: olive bespoke persian nursing home

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Filthy theatre ratface

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: maroon sexy death wish

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: aqua seedy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: apoplectic swollen whorehouse wagecucks

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Walnut Meetinghouse

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: hairraiser ebony base

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: plum heady senate

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: plum heady senate

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: plum heady senate

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: claret talented toilet seat hairy legs

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Confused hospital bbw

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: plum heady senate

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: insanely creepy mental disorder newt

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Confused hospital bbw

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Salmon Temple Tank

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: 180 soggy site

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Harsh crackhouse puppy

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Harsh crackhouse puppy

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Harsh crackhouse puppy

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Confused hospital bbw

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: canary digit ratio bawdyhouse

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: onyx telephone half-breed

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: stimulating roast beef

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic elite hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular awkward becky

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: pearly bearded school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: lascivious gay associate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: plum heady senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: brindle nubile tanning salon cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: sapphire supple striped hyena boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Copper swashbuckling library queen of the night

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: tantric dopamine

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: pearly bearded school

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded saffron office degenerate

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: plum heady senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: purple rigor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chad

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: overrated sanctuary

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: trip chocolate stead personal credit line

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: clear heaven idiot

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: duck-like factory reset button gunner

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: pearly bearded school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: sapphire supple striped hyena boiling water

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Galvanic misanthropic scourge upon the earth

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Salmon Temple Tank

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Bull headed pit

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Spruce den dragon

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: chest-beating underhanded university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: painfully honest chapel dingle berry

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: chartreuse private investor

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Arrogant French Chef

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Violent Gas Station

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: splenetic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: spectacular awkward becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Scarlet trailer park ceo

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: splenetic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: maroon sexy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: bateful opaque immigrant location

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Racy Demanding State Faggotry

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: bateful opaque immigrant location

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated field patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Indecent mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive internal respiration genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: irradiated field patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: irradiated field patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)