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Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants"

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erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
You need to pretend to be gay asap.
razzmatazz parlor
  02/09/10
180
buck-toothed brilliant weed whacker
  02/09/10
*hits Ctrl. P*
razzmatazz parlor
  02/09/10
Is that a defense???
erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
Yes. Legally and practically.
razzmatazz parlor
  02/09/10
quick! make out with me with tongues in full sight of your ...
green diverse hominid
  02/09/10
gross old man to the lobby paging gross old man to the lo...
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  02/10/10
No way, dooder. He put in the obligatory "no homo&qu...
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  03/02/10
yfwgi
Trip cobalt alpha
  02/09/10
you're either flaming or retarded.
Motley naked forum trust fund
  02/09/10
Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. ...
erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
Just tell the HR people that their asses also look good. Pr...
Motley naked forum trust fund
  02/09/10
tcr. those whores are just jealous.
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  02/09/10
grow a beard.
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cr.
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  02/09/10
flee the country.
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  02/09/10
> She seemed fine with it at the time But then she wen...
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  02/09/10
TI of course TCR
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  02/10/10
Firm wide email complimenting everyone's butts? Just to mak...
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  10/21/11
What a fucking bitch. She's probably looking for some $$$
Bull headed kitchen cuckold
  02/10/10
deny deny deny
Vengeful curious property
  02/09/10
Lie? What if someone overheard?
erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
did anyone? you should know who was around when you said it
Vengeful curious property
  02/09/10
It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see could...
erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
Then deny.
razzmatazz parlor
  02/09/10
"deny deny deny" Correct. If he does anythin...
concupiscible shrine
  02/09/10
Truth is an absolute defense
Godawful carnelian death wish
  02/09/10
lulz
khaki beta degenerate
  02/09/10
yes have them inspect her ass
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  02/09/10
deny, file hostile workplace complaint against her
Trip cobalt alpha
  02/09/10
Has that ever worked
erotic marvelous public bath
  02/09/10
P.S. The secretary is Albert Einstein
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  02/09/10
1. Buy 2 plants. 2. Buy a plastic toy fish. 3. Brea...
harsh party of the first part background story
  02/09/10
180.
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  02/09/10
lol!
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180!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  02/09/10
180
Apoplectic Stage
  02/09/10
180, reads like a good joke from a quality sitcom
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  02/09/10
I think it is being a little overrated, but I'll take it. I...
harsh party of the first part background story
  02/09/10
no it was outstanding. the deliberate corniness of it is bea...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
i agree with you here. i'd have given it a 160, maybe a 165,...
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  02/09/10
lol @ your immense hard-on for me
green diverse hominid
  02/09/10
ty friend
harsh party of the first part background story
  02/09/10
a few of those 180s are well deserved. see e.g. http://www.x...
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  02/09/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1192744
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  02/09/10
Yeah, not a big fan personally. The only way I would find th...
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  02/09/10
i'm rather familiar with moardODONGLSes's posts. the board d...
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  02/09/10
that was somewhat smile-inducing, but not "funny" ...
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  02/09/10
please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing&quo...
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that would involve outing myself. i've revealed numerous det...
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lol copout
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i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the b...
Nofapping faggotry tank
  02/09/10
this is 100% right.
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  02/09/10
cr
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Link a 180 post from that era.
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He doesn't need to bother. There is ZERO comparison from th...
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  02/09/10
he should be able to poast some of his work
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  02/09/10
this is 100% right.
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*is a relatively shitty poster* *reminisces ruefully abou...
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this
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If search were up, there was a poster who recorded the devel...
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180
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
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180
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  02/09/10
this is the shrewdest shit ever
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  02/09/10
TWO plants? That is outright decadence brah!
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i just lol'd in class and turned some heads
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seriously. settle down ya'll.
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180
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a "Told secretary 'your bass looks amazing in those pla...
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180
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dont fight it, recognize you're in the wrong, apologize, and...
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  02/09/10
he'll be escorted out by noon.
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  02/09/10
i would go this route as well. they won't fire you over it b...
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  02/09/10
that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANY...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
no 14
Poppy galvanic locus headpube
  02/09/10
Unfortunately this is correct. It may be a challenge to pull...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
are you even kidding me? if he denies, and someone else hear...
Poppy galvanic locus headpube
  02/09/10
I didnt realize you knew what his HR department's guidelines...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
yeah i researched them real quick
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  02/09/10
deny by saying "I don't recall saying that and I'd cert...
Vengeful curious property
  02/09/10
ding ding ding we have a winner *THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
This is the credited response. *THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE....
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
what's this about building a file? he's employed at will.
appetizing church building psychic
  02/09/10
Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at wi...
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  02/09/10
You are so fucking stupid. I can see you took 1L contracts a...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
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appetizing church building psychic
  02/09/10
he's actually right. you, on the other hand, are bizarrely d...
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  02/09/10
instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or...
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  02/09/10
the reason you're never going to be a lawyer is because you ...
Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  02/09/10
i bet you don't even know!
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  02/09/10
1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal dis...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
excuse me, good sir. i'd just like to point out that you may...
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  02/09/10
i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to k...
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  02/09/10
See my post above. Please stop posting. You don't know a fuc...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something...
Apoplectic Stage
  02/09/10
that's fucking idiotic
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
why?
Apoplectic Stage
  02/09/10
I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend. When...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do
Apoplectic Stage
  02/09/10
Cosigned. OP needs to fight this not with niceness but with ...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
this is 100% credited. no one who is interrogating you is yo...
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  02/09/10
did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar? ...
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  02/09/10
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  02/09/10
This didn't actually happen, but if it did, then it's clear ...
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  02/09/10
Why don't you just try to bribe her to shut up about it?
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  02/09/10
Deny everything dude. Or come up with a very plausible soun...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to a...
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  02/09/10
Does the secretary know you personally? If this is at a lar...
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ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE EMAIL OR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT...
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  02/09/10
172
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  02/09/10
Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the polic...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
titcr
razzmatazz parlor
  02/09/10
titcNOTLEGALADVICE
Drunken Hot Stead
  02/09/10
I would have to agree with this. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.
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  02/09/10
whew. i'm glad i'm not you.
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  02/09/10
How amazing are we talking? Truth is the best defense-- brin...
Drunken Hot Stead
  02/09/10
just say it wasn't you.
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but i caught you on camera
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  02/10/10
BIGSHAGGYPWN
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  02/11/10
I speak as one who was blindsided by female coworkers with a...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
well, did you do it?
Vivacious cruel-hearted lay azn
  02/09/10
Of course not. Both were type-a personality, fairly intellig...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
those bitches just sound crazy
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  02/09/10
I only mention them to shine spotlight on a interesting less...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
It's a form of fascism. Females/minorities have a special c...
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  02/09/10
And guess who keeps it going? Democrats
shaky community account
  02/09/10
correct
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
bitches like that need to be hate fucked til they bleed
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  02/09/10
yup. I mean I don't root for anyone to get raped, but if on...
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  02/09/10
You're a bad person. That's OK, though.
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  02/09/10
how did this happen? I, personally, have never been charg...
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  02/09/10
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  02/09/10
idungetit
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I've been on the receiving end of designated "minoritie...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM#t=21
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...
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  02/09/10
If this was a normal corporation, you're probably fired. at ...
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  02/09/10
I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend....
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  02/09/10
tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. ...
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  02/09/10
Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fu...
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  02/09/10
they are also basically guided by a bunch of fucking stupid ...
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  02/09/10
lol when lawyers get bitten in the ass by the bullshit they ...
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
OP- Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio...
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  02/09/10
its so easy to flame here with legal hypos
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and also easy to seem like you're flaming when drawing from ...
Metal plaza
  02/09/10
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"and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secr...
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Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and en...
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Strictscrutinypwned, huh?
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not bad advice
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Enter sex rehab
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  02/09/10
not bad advice
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  02/09/10
not bad advice
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  02/10/10
I'm just scanning the older messages but if you really want/...
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  02/10/10
UPDATE THIS THREAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
there's only one thing you can do to escape this, and i'm ac...
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  02/09/10
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cr
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  02/09/10
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Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing thi...
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  02/09/10
She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair whe...
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  02/09/10
To be honest, if someone other than a flaming homosexual or ...
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  02/09/10
die in a fire
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
Something like this happened to me at work when my boss proc...
Arrogant Primrose Foreskin
  02/09/10
This is a far less fascist policy. TY for being reasonable
mauve corner goal in life
  02/09/10
sounds credited. when i was in college i worked a part-ti...
green diverse hominid
  02/09/10
Please tell me you repeated that comment about her boobs aft...
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  02/09/10
lol 180 reflection
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180
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  02/09/10
describe them
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  02/10/10
LOL
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  10/21/11
i don't want to pile on the criticism of you generally but w...
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Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MA...
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  02/09/10
GOOD LUCK, OP.
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  02/09/10
extra points if you laugh incredulously at the notion that s...
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  02/09/10
180 to both of you
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  02/10/10
LOL. I remember back when I was an undergrad, some black doo...
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  03/06/10
HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants&...
concupiscible shrine
  02/09/10
Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he...
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Probably. But threads like this are basically hypos that xo...
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  02/09/10
I want to read that again.
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show them the picture you snapped with ur cell phone, provin...
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A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I...
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  02/10/10
"The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happ...
concupiscible shrine
  02/10/10
I'm just giving you the HR perspective from someone who &quo...
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  02/10/10
sounds like a great life you have there
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It is what it is. No, it's not my life's calling.
spectacular disgusting private investor
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for once i'm glad i have an ugly secretary
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Claim you were in a relationship which ended badly. You rec...
180 national
  02/10/10
seems credited, cuz hes fired either way
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I'd probably just defend myself by saying "To be honest...
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you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours le...
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titcr 10,000 roses on her doorstep and you on your knees ...
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LOL
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once my secretary took my head and basically shoved it in be...
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Did you fuck her?
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Update from OP?
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obviously flame
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he's been thrown in the dungeon its the level below the d...
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...
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UPDATE
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fat bitches just want to ruin everyone's fun
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Always.
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Odds she's a spinster with 8 cats in her flat?
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  02/11/10
did you take the plants back?
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what kind of office job?
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  02/11/10
play this, loud: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8a9yj7IO...
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  02/11/10
The tyranny of the unfuckables.
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that's not irony
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the double entendre failure can be considered ironic, no?
Racy market
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See my post above. I knew this would happen.
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Collude with the hot secretary to get your stories straight....
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there's nothing remotely alpha about that approach.
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odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident i...
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  02/11/10
Worse than the odds that this actually happened.
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  02/11/10
a) OP is flame. b) that would also out the person snitching ...
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  02/14/10
i really hate fat females. they're always so bitter about li...
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  02/14/10
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  03/02/10
spot on
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  03/02/10
i loathe fat bitches
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  03/02/10
dood, i only ratted you out to HR because you keep referring...
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath
Subject: SEE UPDATE BELOW

Just got email informing me to report to HR in the am. How fucked? She seemed fine with it at the time and we joke frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068651)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

You need to pretend to be gay asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068659)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed brilliant weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068673)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

*hits Ctrl. P*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068685)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath

Is that a defense???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068682)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

Yes. Legally and practically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068693)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

quick! make out with me with tongues in full sight of your HR director.

no homo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068686)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:58 AM
Author: Twisted doctorate newt

gross old man to the lobby

paging gross old man to the lobby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:49 PM
Author: Coral den

No way, dooder.

He put in the obligatory "no homo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280963)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: Trip cobalt alpha

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068664)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: Motley naked forum trust fund

you're either flaming or retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068672)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath

Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068705)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Motley naked forum trust fund

Just tell the HR people that their asses also look good. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068773)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: dark mental disorder point

tcr. those whores are just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069821)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: titillating field fortuitous meteor

grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068679)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired cyan toaster church

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069561)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Godawful carnelian death wish

flee the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068695)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

> She seemed fine with it at the time

But then she went and told a female collegue. That collegue became jealous that she wasnt chosen for the compliment. The collegue is probably the one that suggested that she file an HR complaint. Women are such bitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069199)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: ivory narrow-minded brunch

TI of course TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073461)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Contagious Shimmering Queen Of The Night Generalized Bond

Firm wide email complimenting everyone's butts? Just to make it fair...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213614)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:04 AM
Author: Bull headed kitchen cuckold

What a fucking bitch. She's probably looking for some $$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075918)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Vengeful curious property

deny deny deny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068697)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath

Lie? What if someone overheard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068723)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Vengeful curious property

did anyone? you should know who was around when you said it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068746)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath

It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see couldve been just around a corner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068784)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

Then deny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068789)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine

"deny deny deny"

Correct.

If he does anything else, he's a fucking retard and deserves what he gets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070689)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Godawful carnelian death wish

Truth is an absolute defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068706)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: khaki beta degenerate

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070528)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser black woman

yes have them inspect her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072316)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Trip cobalt alpha

deny, file hostile workplace complaint against her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068717)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath

Has that ever worked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068753)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: zombie-like stain nursing home

P.S. The secretary is Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068743)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: harsh party of the first part background story

1. Buy 2 plants.

2. Buy a plastic toy fish.

3. Break into your office tonight and put the plants on her desk.

4. Put the fish in one of the plants.

5. Go to HR tomorrow and say, "No, I said, your bass looks amazing in those plants."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: zombie-like stain nursing home

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068799)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Meetinghouse Antidepressant Drug

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068805)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

180!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068814)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068853)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good tanning salon

180, reads like a good joke from a quality sitcom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068908)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: harsh party of the first part background story

I think it is being a little overrated, but I'll take it. I say in 2006 this would have gotten me one 178.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068962)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

no it was outstanding. the deliberate corniness of it is beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068970)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:40 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

i agree with you here. i'd have given it a 160, maybe a 165, back in 2006, but standards have eroded significantly since then (see e.g. every 180 MOARDONGMANPLZ has ever received), so i thought the 180 i gave you was appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068987)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

lol @ your immense hard-on for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068997)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: harsh party of the first part background story

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069004)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

a few of those 180s are well deserved. see e.g. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1191314&PHPSESSID=129178fc722b67ee40bffbc2e5dfa73a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069006)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: Nofapping faggotry tank

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1192744

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069032)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

Yeah, not a big fan personally. The only way I would find that funny is if he was parodying something else in which case I'd need to see the original.

Come to think of it, the board does have a hardon for MOARDONGZ. He is funny but I suspect his adulation is more so for his faggotry over puppies or whatever the fuck he calls them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069058)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

i'm rather familiar with moardODONGLSes's posts. the board does have a hardon for him. very weird. i'm actually glad that i don't have as many retardist XOXO e-friends as MOARDLINGS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069079)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

that was somewhat smile-inducing, but not "funny" in the way a good joke might (and ought to) be, and certainly not 180-worthy, at least not by any pre-2009 measure. a post like that would have prompted many "get the fuck out of here" responses back in 2007. the competition was simply fierce back then. there were just too many fucking amazing posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069057)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM
Author: Nofapping faggotry tank

please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing" post you have made at any point in your (apparently) years-long tenure here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069072)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

that would involve outing myself. i've revealed numerous details about my firm, lawschool and LSAT score on this site, details which any reasonably un-stupid XOXO detective would be able to quickly connect and use to discover my true identity. so i can't link to any post i made before december of 2009, when i first began posting under the "furio" moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069092)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling peach station

lol copout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069111)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM
Author: Nofapping faggotry tank

i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the board during this long-gone era that you are conveniently precluded from elaborating on. also, i'm sure it's a coincidence that your output since you "began posting under the 'furio' moniker" has been utterly unremarkable.

congratulations on your alleged and unverifiable achievements many years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069133)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

this is 100% right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069165)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing university blood rage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069292)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Swollen Deer Antler

Link a 180 post from that era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069075)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: harsh party of the first part background story

He doesn't need to bother. There is ZERO comparison from then to now. This current state of affairs pales to then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069084)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling peach station

he should be able to poast some of his work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069090)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

this is 100% right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069101)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: harsh party of the first part background story

Seriously. You could probably take one of shittier posters back then like fulano or drewsucksoe and they would be top 10 posters today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069081)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

*is a relatively shitty poster*

*reminisces ruefully about "the good old days"*

*contributes nothing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069087)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling peach station

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069164)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Duck-like Frum Dilemma Liquid Oxygen

If search were up, there was a poster who recorded the development of the 180, where its use increased 6-fold in 2009 and is on the rise again in 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075942)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:51 AM
Author: demanding fragrant state genital piercing

no, it's pretty brilliant -- largely because it wouldn't be at all ridiculous to try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076309)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: splenetic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068936)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: green diverse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068937)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068955)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068969)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Swollen Deer Antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069000)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling peach station

this is the shrewdest shit ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069011)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

TWO plants? That is outright decadence brah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069077)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed ceo cruise ship

i just lol'd in class and turned some heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069414)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: grizzly resort bbw

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069913)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Dun wonderful house persian

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069939)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:35 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression hissy fit

Good but overrated

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070295)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:03 PM
Author: canary legend pit

seriously. settle down ya'll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212660)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:25 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074497)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia philosopher-king space

a "Told secretary 'your bass looks amazing in those plants'" parody thread would have been okay, but this poast is 180 material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074585)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: Milky piazza love of her life

wtf i loled

did not expect it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074752)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:05 AM
Author: impertinent exciting box office international law enforcement agency

i'm sick and tired of my time spent here with you idiots.

this was a 167 at best. it's the kind of joke you'd forget the minute after you hear it. anyone who gave a 180 to this is a douchey and/or an aspie POS.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074773)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:52 AM
Author: Citrine Juggernaut

bye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076312)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:05 AM
Author: Bull headed kitchen cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075926)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: razzle bearded stage

i highly recommend this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083666)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:00 PM
Author: domesticated plum range french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212634)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Odious center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213625)



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Date: November 3rd, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: insecure travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19294507)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: zombie-like stain nursing home

dont fight it, recognize you're in the wrong, apologize, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068810)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: comical stock car

he'll be escorted out by noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068819)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Poppy galvanic locus headpube

i would go this route as well. they won't fire you over it but you'll definitely get some unfun reprimand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068826)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANYTHING

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068967)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Poppy galvanic locus headpube

no 14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069002)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: Metal plaza

Unfortunately this is correct. It may be a challenge to pull off acting gay for the HR audience, but that would be a most heroic thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069038)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:45 PM
Author: Poppy galvanic locus headpube

are you even kidding me? if he denies, and someone else heard, he would lose his job more easily than if he admitted and submitted a formal apology and voluntarily attended sexual harassment classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069046)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM
Author: Metal plaza

I didnt realize you knew what his HR department's guidelines were surrounding this sort of conduct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069065)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM
Author: Poppy galvanic locus headpube

yeah i researched them real quick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069071)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Vengeful curious property

deny by saying "I don't recall saying that and I'd certainly never demean a coworker"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069098)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

ding ding ding we have a winner

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069108)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Metal plaza

Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've got. Denial doesn't have to be immediate and vocal, but imagine right now you are in a state of deep relaxion, and concentrated on the best way of making your stand one way or the other.

In the big picture you normally wouldn't have to concern yourself over an isolated incident when it comes to a harrassment claim, but if someone above you has been itching to have you removed this could be arranged if they were clever enough and well informed.

So, I would fight this thing boldly right now, she's your secretary and less costly to replace than you. Man, do not permit this incident's aftermath to even catch a whiff of your personel file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069271)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

This is the credited response.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069300)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

what's this about building a file? he's employed at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069498)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL.

HR departments keep a detailed file on every employee in case of a potential lawsuit. Assuming he is NOT terminated immediately (which is a big assumption), this info can be put in his file and then used as justification to fire him in the future, purely at the whim of the company, but ostensibly on these grounds. It can also be used against him in future performance reviews to justify lack of raises and promotion.

This also largely depends on what state he's in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069549)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at will employment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069623)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

You are so fucking stupid. I can see you took 1L contracts and understand at-will employment.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069767)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

CURSING ON THE INTERNET WILL NOT MASK YOUR T50 KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070065)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

he's actually right. you, on the other hand, are bizarrely dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070086)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or less, why they need a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070154)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

the reason you're never going to be a lawyer is because you don't know how to think. (whether that has to do with your "t26" status or something else is another issue.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070209)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

i bet you don't even know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070218)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal disciplinary/termination procedures. this is based on internal company policies, and every single large company does this. The purpose of this is to prevent arbitrary firings, reduce favoritism, maintain the perception of justice and fair procedure among employees, and to serve as a paper trail for wrongful termination suits.

2) the scenario we are discussing is based on the assumption that he is NOT being fired immediately or soon. if this is the case, then he is clearly fucked. if NOT, he needs to keep his record clean.

3) not all states are entirely employment at will. again, it depends on the state.

4) you have an infantile knowledge of law and no real world experience. please shut the fuck up for your own sake.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070394)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

excuse me, good sir. i'd just like to point out that you may be the stupidest poster who ever posted on xoxo. thank you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070077)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:36 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to keep records if you're employed at will?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070307)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

See my post above. Please stop posting. You don't know a fucking thing.

This is the problem with xoxo. 22 year olds giving out advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070409)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic Stage

Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something more moderate like "those pants look really good on you."

*"I'm sorry if she misheard or misunderstood what I said. I didn't mean to be lewd at all, was just trying to give a simple compliment. But I'm sorry. sheeesh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068892)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

that's fucking idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069083)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic Stage

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069113)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend.

When you get called in, one of three things is happening. Either

A) You are going to get fired.

B) You are being put into a disciplinary procedure, and you will get fired soon.

C) You are being probed for facts, because they don't quite have enough on you yet, but would like to get more.

In A) and B), he is fucked. If the situation is C), he has a fighting chance of keeping his job. Under no circumstances will honesty benefit him. This is not fourth grade. Admitting ANYTHING is insane.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069134)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic Stage

fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069244)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Metal plaza

Cosigned. OP needs to fight this not with niceness but with the same ingenuity that his secretary showed in lulling his senses asleep around her boundaries for the sake or opportunity of ensnaring him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069333)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:17 PM
Author: Dun wonderful house persian

this is 100% credited. no one who is interrogating you is your friend. if they had enough evidence to fuck you, they wouldnt bother asking you questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070032)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted lay azn

did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar?

lol, you pumo faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068822)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good tanning salon

yo home to bel air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068912)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: translucent athletic conference

This didn't actually happen, but if it did, then it's clear that you completely misinterpreted the nature/closeness of your relationship with your secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068972)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: doobsian cocky personal credit line

Why don't you just try to bribe her to shut up about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069005)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:43 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

Deny everything dude. Or come up with a very plausible sounding cover story. Either way, never admit to anything ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069024)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine

Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to any sort of punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070718)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: doobsian cocky personal credit line

Does the secretary know you personally? If this is at a large place, just pretend to be confused like it was someone else who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069031)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM
Author: doobsian cocky personal credit line

ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE EMAIL OR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069039)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: bateful red lodge

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069115)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the police. Their job is to build a case on you, not be your friend. The more dings they have in your file, the easier it is to fire you at some point if they have to.

NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING EVER

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069089)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069100)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Drunken Hot Stead

titcNOTLEGALADVICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069309)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Sepia Electric Furnace Chapel

I would have to agree with this. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069136)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: Adulterous pervert turdskin

whew. i'm glad i'm not you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069114)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: Drunken Hot Stead

How amazing are we talking? Truth is the best defense-- bring a poster board blow up of that ass and be prepared to make your claim. "Are we not men!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069196)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Avocado Sickened Menage Circlehead

just say it wasn't you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069250)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: drab theater stage striped hyena

but i caught you on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079366)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:09 AM
Author: startling potus

BIGSHAGGYPWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084454)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Metal plaza

I speak as one who was blindsided by female coworkers with a charge of harrassment on two separate occasions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069295)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Vivacious cruel-hearted lay azn

well, did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069299)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: Metal plaza

Of course not. Both were type-a personality, fairly intelligent (prolly moreso than me) girls who both shared in a kind of prone-to-playing-head-games immaturity. Twice I was called on the carpet years apart. The first time my boss relocated me to a diffferent team, and my accusor quit a couple months later--this was over three years ago. The second time my teammates rallied giving statements to my benefit and, as in the first case, my accuser quit only, this time, a couple days later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069407)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: shaky community account

those bitches just sound crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069416)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Metal plaza

I only mention them to shine spotlight on a interesting lesson: there's females in the worlplace who look upon being able to slow some guy down by calling him a harrasser as a sort of playing card which they may retain up their sleeve or lay down at any moment, but not only this, these females actively construct and direct workplace scenarios by which they mean to acquire the card for future use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069546)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

It's a form of fascism. Females/minorities have a special card that they know they can go nuclear with if they have to. It's disgusting, and guess who created it? Lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069571)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM
Author: shaky community account

And guess who keeps it going? Democrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069586)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069610)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

bitches like that need to be hate fucked til they bleed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069432)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: shaky community account

yup. I mean I don't root for anyone to get raped, but if one were to get raped...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069579)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: amethyst aromatic trailer park

You're a bad person. That's OK, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069376)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: shaky community account

how did this happen?

I, personally, have never been charged with sexual harassment, which continues to astound me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069397)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM
Author: Metal plaza

It wasn't sexual harrassment, it was workplace harrassment. I entered thinking the two forms close enough that I might have a go of counseling OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069593)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

idungetit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069833)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Metal plaza

I've been on the receiving end of designated "minorities" who were apparently trying to use instruments which arose out of a sensitivity to political correctness rather as cudgels to hit people like me with than as a protective shield in the "workplace."

Just because I've won every time, doesn't mean I forget the dimensions of the trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069882)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression hissy fit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM#t=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069383)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069459)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

If this was a normal corporation, you're probably fired. at a law firm, not so sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069473)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: pontificating yapping native

I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend.

People who end up working in HR get seriously thrilled about occurrences like this. They are no doubt secretly giddy and really hope they can bust you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069618)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: appetizing church building psychic

tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. they have no reason to like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069762)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fuck up.

That is the problem with this site. There are so many 22 year olds willing to opine expertly about things they know nothing about.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069779)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

they are also basically guided by a bunch of fucking stupid lawsuits brought by dumpster lawyers-

In some ways this is poetic justice for the faggotry that went on in the nineties sexual harassment hayday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069799)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

lol when lawyers get bitten in the ass by the bullshit they concocted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069926)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:54 PM
Author: Metal plaza

OP-

Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio's advice,

"I don't recall saying that, and I would never demean a coworker."

And if this doesn't work, you improvise your ass off, and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are; and, because she brought this upon herself, you are ethically entitled to finish her off.

Between you and me, you crossed the line when you commented on her "ass" but if I can presume to advise you, you have only one option my lord: prepare for war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069736)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

its so easy to flame here with legal hypos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069768)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Metal plaza

and also easy to seem like you're flaming when drawing from real life experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069787)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:59 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

true enough. I hope its not flame. these threads never get updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069803)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs stag film

"and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are"

This is fucking retarded. They absolutely cannot fire her right now or do anything that could be considered retaliation as she would have a slam dunk sexual harassment case against the firm.

His only hope is that the firm sees it as not a big deal and believes that he is not a risk to do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070144)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:10 PM
Author: Seedy filthpig

lol slam dunk harassment case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076484)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: startling potus

Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and engaged in a protected activity. If she, days later, receives an adverse employment action, it's a mothefucking SLAM DUNK case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: cream factory reset button

Strictscrutinypwned, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14282553)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: wild boyish place of business

Enter sex rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069752)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069782)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia philosopher-king space

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074651)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: wild boyish place of business

Enter sex rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069753)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069828)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia philosopher-king space

not bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074654)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular disgusting private investor

I'm just scanning the older messages but if you really want/need your job and are willing to goto this extreme this will probably work.

I've seen a couple of people do this with alcohol and drug related issues at work and got a pass. They genuinely didn't have a problem but got busted smoking pot at work or something like that and then "admitted" they had a problem and went into a program and got off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14082089)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

UPDATE THIS THREAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069981)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Copper House-broken Keepsake Machete Fanboi

there's only one thing you can do to escape this, and i'm actually shocked that no one has identified it. actually, it's not that surprising given the TTT posters that post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070102)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready yellow double fault really tough guy

Come into work tomorrow in a giant sombrero and big floppy mustache. Whenever they ask you a question, answer with "que?" You couldn't have said it if you can't speak English, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070159)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070270)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM
Author: nudist sadistic ratface location

bonus points if he says "i'm sooo tired mang" and takes a siesta half way through questioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070319)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: pontificating yapping native

Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing this thread where you admit guilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070316)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM
Author: Chocolate Home

She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair when she sued yours off of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070323)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Arrogant Primrose Foreskin

To be honest, if someone other than a flaming homosexual or close, taken male friend with whom I have this sort of joking relationship said this to me I would probably to go to HR as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070422)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

die in a fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070431)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Primrose Foreskin

Something like this happened to me at work when my boss proceeded to get drunk at a work function. Fortunately he apologized to me the first thing in the morning the next day. I told myself that if he apologized then it was a problem between two people and we need not involve anyone else.

I guess the first time it happens I'd just let it slide but if it happened a second time I'd go to HR. Everyone says stupid stuff but inappropriate comments should not become a pattern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070471)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

This is a far less fascist policy. TY for being reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070508)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

sounds credited.

when i was in college i worked a part-time office job. early in my tenure there, i made an inappropriate comment re: a female coworker's boobs and she was clearly offended. she said, "that was really inappropriate, and I may have to report you." i immediately realized that I went over the line and half-apologized half-joked it away. we never spoke of it again.

she didn't report me, we worked together without incident for two years. we became FRIENDS, and we had a great working relationship. I finished college, and I quit that office job to go to law school. She divorced her husband shortly thereafter for completely unrelated reasons.

during winter break over my 1L year, I returned to my home town to visit. we got and we got together for drinks. I ended up fucking her.

we're still friends.

upon reflection i don't know what the point of this story was, but I FUCKED THAT BITCH YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070587)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: shaky community account

Please tell me you repeated that comment about her boobs after you plowed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071109)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school nibblets

lol 180 reflection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071119)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly talking theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072204)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: Racy market

describe them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076479)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:55 AM
Author: Odious center

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213632)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: stimulating olive temple twinkling uncleanness

i don't want to pile on the criticism of you generally but what work does "proceeded to" do in the first sentence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072153)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: massive theatre rigpig

Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MALE co-workers that their asses look great in their pants.

A sexual harassment requires that you treat one sex differently from the other. If you tell everyone that their asses look great, you're in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070532)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: carmine talented address

GOOD LUCK, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070622)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: alcoholic elite gas station

Tell them you were humming/singing Ginuwine lyrics to yourself and that you're sorry she thought you were referring to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070630)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: green diverse hominid

extra points if you laugh incredulously at the notion that she thought that she was referring to her, as though she's flattering herself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070646)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Judgmental roast beef

180 to both of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073182)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:15 AM
Author: lake rebellious hell sneaky criminal

LOL. I remember back when I was an undergrad, some black dood was singing "you in those jeans... is there any more room for me" then some chick turned to look at him, and he sang "but, I'm not talkin' about youuuu." Ginuwine IRL 180, right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311920)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine

HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants" to Ms. XYZ?

You: No.

HR: Why would Ms. XYZ accuse you of that.

You: I don't know.

HR: So, uhm, yeah. You can go back to your office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070758)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Slimy marketing idea indian lodge

Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he got in trouble for saying Nigger at work? Is this the same dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071251)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: mauve corner goal in life

Probably. But threads like this are basically hypos that xoxo gunners like me jump on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071265)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: pontificating yapping native

I want to read that again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072253)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: violent bearded office dysfunction

show them the picture you snapped with ur cell phone, proving that her ass did, in fact, look amazing in those pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072378)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: spectacular disgusting private investor

A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I have a fairly lengthy thread on this subject I would reference if search was working. I don't work in HR but am usually the liaison to HR and work with them frequently in situations like this.

That having been said, you should know that sexual harassment in taken very seriously by virtually every HR department. The odds are against you. The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen. They will side with the woman.

In the absence of damning evidence of her making this up you'll either get fired or severely reprimanded. Large part of it has to do with your importance to the company (tenure, roles, responsibilities, etc.), past history, and how lenient HR/management is. Most HR departments are very, very risk averse so that's not good in this situation.

I was personally involved in a situation like this when a co-worker told a woman "fat chicks need lovin' too" and I had to testify against him. If I remember correctly they were teetering on firing or discipline and he got a severe discipline because he was contrite and had a clean record.

Sorry dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073106)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:44 AM
Author: concupiscible shrine

"The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen."

Can't happen. Best defense is a good offense. She was attracted to OP. He politely turned her down. She became enraged that she could not have what she so desperately wanted, so she made up a story to ruin him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074605)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:11 AM
Author: spectacular disgusting private investor

I'm just giving you the HR perspective from someone who "restructures" for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075983)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:49 AM
Author: demanding fragrant state genital piercing

sounds like a great life you have there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076284)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:57 AM
Author: spectacular disgusting private investor

It is what it is. No, it's not my life's calling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076376)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Lime Base Messiness

for once i'm glad i have an ugly secretary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073131)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:40 AM
Author: 180 national

Claim you were in a relationship which ended badly. You recently broke up with her and she is probably on her period. Ask her to offer a sample menstrual swab to test your claim. Make sure to wink suggestively during the questioning at everyone involved.Ask her out after you've been exonerated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073440)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

seems credited, cuz hes fired either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074514)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: shaky community account

I'd probably just defend myself by saying "To be honest, I know it was crude, and I'm sorry about that, but her ass DID look great."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074508)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:45 AM
Author: big haunted graveyard

you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours left before dawn breaks and she wakes up for work. i'm not going to say it, but yes, you KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074609)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: amethyst aromatic trailer park

titcr

10,000 roses on her doorstep and you on your knees strumming a guitar has never failed to sway a girl's heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074739)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression hissy fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079973)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot legal warrant

once my secretary took my head and basically shoved it in between her boobs. she was young and pretty. this was done in a bar in front of other members of the team. true story people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074744)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:54 AM
Author: cerebral spot knife

Did you fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075289)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 7:48 AM
Author: electric costumed principal's office chad

I once had a co-worker go into a several-minute swearing, screaming rant at my cubicle because I said I didn't want to go to Hooters for a Christmas party.

I had another guy tell me he was going to jack off in the bathroom and showed me some lotion he had in the palm of his hand.

Boys are weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075386)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:03 AM
Author: Puce Medicated Codepig

Real men don't need lotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075910)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:09 PM
Author: autistic abode

Update from OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083167)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Mustard parlour

obviously flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083198)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: big haunted graveyard

he'd be back by now if this were real. time's a tickin' on this thread...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083210)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Histrionic sound barrier

he's been thrown in the dungeon

its the level below the doc review contract attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083230)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM
Author: Mustard parlour

how wonder how amazing this ass is though. I have this image of Rosa Acosta wearing tight black pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083243)



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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM
Author: supple bronze institution gaming laptop

plz plz plz update oh god oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083240)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: Lime Base Messiness

i saw a secretary with a hot ass today. thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084189)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:20 PM
Author: Slimy marketing idea indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089099)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:47 PM
Author: erotic marvelous public bath
Subject: UPDATE

Well it was the most nerve-racking grilling of my life. HR had me in there for about 20 minutes. I just denied/played dumb and said "but I'll apologize for whatever I said that she misinterpreted and may have offended her."

here's the kicker: I heard through the graevine it wasn't the secretary who reported me but some fat bitch other secretary in my section. I don't have all the details ahoy how exactly this went down.

As for me I now have a "file" and I cannot fuck up at all again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089335)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal crackhouse mood

Play this in your office really loud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKlyRy5TA0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089387)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser black woman

fat bitches just want to ruin everyone's fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089393)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: heady iridescent set reading party

Always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14281008)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: bisexual hall

jealous pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14306276)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: adventurous library

Odds she's a spinster with 8 cats in her flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089417)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:56 PM
Author: grizzly resort bbw

did you take the plants back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089442)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: tripping gaping

what kind of office job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089448)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: chrome irradiated locale

play this, loud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8a9yj7IOOo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089453)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: submissive ultramarine nowag

The tyranny of the unfuckables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089466)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: Ruby thriller dingle berry

Ironically, it's ALWAYS the fat bitches who can't roll with a joke.

Gratz for surviving, man. I wish there was a way to get that person back but sadly there probably isn't without you risking your job. Just hope the diabetes takes her soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091107)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: grizzly resort bbw

that's not irony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091158)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Racy market

the double entendre failure can be considered ironic, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280965)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

See my post above. I knew this would happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091131)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: Tan Crawly Site

Collude with the hot secretary to get your stories straight...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091141)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: sticky casino

fat bitches get stitches.

OTOH,

Use this as an opportunity to become emotionally explicit with your secretary. Apologize, and act...well, out of it. Be genuinely sorry for the comment and tell her you have a tendency to get too close to people. You carry your heart on your sleeve. Maybe throw in a little bit of "I may quit and go to Honduras for a while..." She'll come to you telling you everything is all right and you can share your hatred of fat bitches together. If you play your cards right, you can steer in the direction of a lunch/coffee together. Just don't be explicit about it. Simply, tell her you'd rather keep things professional and act hurt and confused. That should be enough for her to open up to you and for you to come in and start suggesting going out together (again, don't be explicit! Let her be the one that reciprocates this interest in meeting outside the office) Trust me bro, take the alpha road on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091183)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:11 AM
Author: Floppy Sinister Digit Ratio Area

there's nothing remotely alpha about that approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312247)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Pearl glittery business firm

odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident is an xoxo poster and will inform HR that (a) you did in fact make the remark, (b) you lied when they asked you about it, and (c) you post on a reputedly racist, misogynistic trashcan of a message board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091186)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: Drunken Hot Stead

Worse than the odds that this actually happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091249)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:10 PM
Author: Lascivious maize patrolman

a) OP is flame. b) that would also out the person snitching as a poster to XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115303)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Skinny Woman

i really hate fat females. they're always so bitter about life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115257)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac whorehouse new version

Wow, agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280993)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Mustard parlour

spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280996)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Mustard parlour

i loathe fat bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280973)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deep Coldplay Fan

dood, i only ratted you out to HR because you keep referring to me as a secretary. i'm a 3rd year associate. and yes, my ass DOES look amazing, thankyouverymuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091151)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal garrison

(rudolph)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091194)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: vibrant impressive ladyboy ticket booth

(ksusha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091217)



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Date: February 11th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Ruby thriller dingle berry

Obvious flame. No third year's ass in BIGLAW looks amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14092781)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Dashing free-loading water buffalo

reminder: ruskie regularly searches for threads containing "ass," just so she can make sure you remember that hers is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#15625617)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:01 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression hissy fit

Fat catty bitches ruin everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115226)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Frum Dilemma Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280927)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:07 AM
Author: angry orchestra pit

how can it be sexual harassment if you person that was "sexually harassed" was not offended



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311686)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:42 AM
Author: zippy pink senate rigor

Well said MarcoSalvetti! That deserves a 180+!

However, what he did was unprofessional. Not a good idea in the slightest either. However, he did not deserve the tong lashing he got. Much less the mark on his file. If i was him I would look for another job. He has two strikes against him at this place. I would also figure out who this "fat" informer was and see that she got what was coming to her. :) And by coming to her, I mean a completely legal act. :)

Anyone, got any idea what this fat witch deserves? I recommend getting her fired someone. Expose her hypocrisy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311811)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:46 AM
Author: Rose preventive strike hospital

Tong lashing over buns...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312272)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:02 AM
Author: Duck-like Frum Dilemma Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#17052332)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet halford



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Date: November 4th, 2011 5:53 PM
Author: Umber dopamine



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