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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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big brunch
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Bateful Abode National Security Agency
  12/16/14
U: poast
Exhilarant poppy international law enforcement agency
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what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
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Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
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or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
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DING DING DING DING DING!
bearded wonderful old irish cottage
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couldn't have happened to a better guy
amber big-titted garrison mother
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth
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this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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big brunch
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Lol, cr
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Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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lol, this story seems completely legit
multi-colored trailer park immigrant
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
tripping magical ape hominid
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
jet tantric electric furnace
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
multi-colored trailer park immigrant
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cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
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NOWIG who wants to get pussy
tripping magical ape hominid
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Prescient
irradiated amethyst step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap
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Show us the tax returns.
Beady-eyed puce black woman
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
lemon mental disorder
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
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big brunch
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But was he raped?
multi-colored trailer park immigrant
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
bearded wonderful old irish cottage
  12/15/14
lol
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OH THE MO MISTRO
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Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
irradiated amethyst step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Frisky stain rigpig
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when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
angry aquamarine quadroon wrinkle
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
mahogany trip senate
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Iridescent ticket booth
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Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
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Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
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Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
Bateful Abode National Security Agency
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Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
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  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
elite talented prole institution
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Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Bateful Abode National Security Agency
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lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
autistic rusted stead
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Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Bateful Abode National Security Agency
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
federal affirmative action
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"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
odious marketing idea
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Bateful Abode National Security Agency
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: big brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bateful Abode National Security Agency

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant poppy international law enforcement agency

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: 180 pink area half-breed

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Hideous titillating theatre

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: big brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage organic girlfriend

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: bearded wonderful old irish cottage

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: amber big-titted garrison mother

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy massive brethren yarmulke

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: big brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Nighttime national

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: fragrant turdskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: tripping magical ape hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: idiotic awkward rehab

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Disgusting appetizing faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: ruddy hyperventilating point ladyboy

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: cyan mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Obsidian plaza bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: dead saffron house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: Azure thirsty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park immigrant

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: tripping magical ape hominid

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: jet tantric electric furnace

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park immigrant

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Obsidian plaza bbw

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: tripping magical ape hominid

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Mustard bespoke blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed puce black woman

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: lemon mental disorder

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Red Scourge Upon The Earth

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Dun charismatic stock car school cafeteria

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: big brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park immigrant

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: bearded wonderful old irish cottage

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: High-end keepsake machete base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Pale windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Abusive Gaming Laptop Weed Whacker

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst step-uncle's house mad-dog skullcap

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Frisky stain rigpig

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: angry aquamarine quadroon wrinkle

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: mahogany trip senate

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: sadistic factory reset button gunner

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: elite talented prole institution

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Bateful Abode National Security Agency

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: aqua bipolar orchestra pit goal in life

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: elite talented prole institution

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Bateful Abode National Security Agency

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: autistic rusted stead

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Bateful Abode National Security Agency

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: federal affirmative action

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bateful Abode National Security Agency

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)