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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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couldn't have happened to a better guy
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Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
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this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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lol, this story seems completely legit
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it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
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random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
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Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
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Prescient
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Show us the tax returns.
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so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
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Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
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flame, you mean 55 million
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But was he raped?
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confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
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Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
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Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
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Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: walnut soggy degenerate menage



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bronze institution messiness

Allahu akbar!

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: sick turquoise kitty psychic

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: avocado stain school

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: crawly vivacious filthpig

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: walnut soggy degenerate menage



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: territorial dilemma

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: gaped soul-stirring heaven

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Idiotic Useless Brakes Trump Supporter

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: coral fanboi senate

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: motley turdskin church

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: walnut soggy degenerate menage



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Talented Set

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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: gay stubborn kitchen dopamine



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling elastic band



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: coral fanboi senate



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: drab stead

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: blathering public bath nibblets



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Shimmering jew indian lodge

dbg FUMING

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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac organic girlfriend



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: cyan space



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: bistre piazza



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: mewling new version



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: boyish glassy casino

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling elastic band

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: spruce french chef rehab

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: boyish glassy casino

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: cyan space

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling elastic band

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: peach legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: peach legend

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: shaky ruby stage private investor



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Naked stage doctorate

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: white harsh party of the first part

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: coral fanboi senate

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic ebony center persian

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: walnut soggy degenerate menage



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: boyish glassy casino

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: gaped soul-stirring heaven

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: crimson stimulating hairy legs plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: cracking ungodly base factory reset button



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Fishy cuck church building

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: peach legend

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: salmon hairraiser knife faggot firefighter

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: obsidian pea-brained step-uncle's house

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: duck-like hospital generalized bond

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Fragrant Aqua Reading Party



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious headpube gaping

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative mother

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Bronze institution messiness

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: diverse transparent locale pistol

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative mother

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Bronze institution messiness

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Citrine newt sanctuary

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Bronze institution messiness

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Odious rose jap shitlib

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: brass parlour patrolman

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bronze institution messiness

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)