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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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pearly lettuce sanctuary
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig
  12/16/14
U: poast
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what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
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Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
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pearly lettuce sanctuary
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or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
Canary Indirect Expression
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DING DING DING DING DING!
red hell
  12/15/14
couldn't have happened to a better guy
Flatulent striped hyena
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
Electric yapping gas station alpha
  12/14/14
this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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pearly lettuce sanctuary
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Lol, cr
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Electric yapping gas station alpha
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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dbg FUMING
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lol, this story seems completely legit
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it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
histrionic ladyboy
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
vibrant jade office mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
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cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
Zombie-like Garrison
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NOWIG who wants to get pussy
histrionic ladyboy
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mahogany jap coffee pot
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Prescient
mahogany jap coffee pot
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Beady-eyed Disturbing Chad
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Show us the tax returns.
Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
grizzly big-titted stage dopamine
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
Electric yapping gas station alpha
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
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pearly lettuce sanctuary
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
Razzmatazz public bath fat ankles
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
red hell
  12/15/14
lol
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Stimulating dilemma
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OH THE MO MISTRO
Bronze field
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Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
mahogany jap coffee pot
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BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Iridescent Talented Internal Respiration Location
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when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
Adventurous theater mother
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
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Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
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Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
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Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
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  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
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  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
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  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
180 pontificating laser beams
  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
gaped rigor
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"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
Blue Exciting People Who Are Hurt Friendly Grandma
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: pearly lettuce sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Obsidian beta community account

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Sapphire cocky french chef

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: gay tattoo

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: pearly lettuce sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: Canary Indirect Expression

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: red hell

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Flatulent striped hyena

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Electric yapping gas station alpha

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired masturbator

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: pearly lettuce sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Copper swashbuckling electric furnace preventive strike

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing godawful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: histrionic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Electric yapping gas station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy international law enforcement agency hospital

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: bearded multi-colored dog poop piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Tripping shrine

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: azure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Citrine box office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: Frozen yellow school hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath fat ankles

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic ladyboy

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: vibrant jade office mad-dog skullcap

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath fat ankles

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Garrison

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic ladyboy

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: mahogany jap coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: mahogany jap coffee pot

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Disturbing Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: grizzly big-titted stage dopamine

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Electric yapping gas station alpha

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Peach Resort

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: pearly lettuce sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath fat ankles

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: red hell

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse balding toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Stimulating dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Bronze field

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: mahogany jap coffee pot

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Iridescent Talented Internal Respiration Location

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Adventurous theater mother

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: slate house fanboi

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant prole menage



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: shivering mood

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping church police squad

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy razzle lay boistinker

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nofapping church police squad

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: 180 pontificating laser beams

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: gaped rigor

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Blue Exciting People Who Are Hurt Friendly Grandma

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic temple filthpig

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)