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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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angry french dragon
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
glittery cumskin
  12/16/14
U: poast
Territorial spot azn
  12/14/14
what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
anal locus
  12/14/14
Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
wild haunted graveyard
  12/14/14
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angry french dragon
  12/14/14
or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
concupiscible goal in life casino
  12/14/14
DING DING DING DING DING!
Narrow-minded razzmatazz elastic band
  12/15/14
couldn't have happened to a better guy
swashbuckling psychic depressive
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
180 tank
  12/14/14
this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
stubborn step-uncle's house
  12/14/14
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angry french dragon
  12/14/14
Lol, cr
zippy striped hyena parlour
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avocado space
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Disgusting cobalt giraffe
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180 tank
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
umber curious box office
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heady mint mexican generalized bond
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dbg FUMING
Arousing mewling friendly grandma newt
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slap-happy chocolate queen of the night menage
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smoky aggressive toilet seat gas station
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Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
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magical jap
  12/16/14
lol, this story seems completely legit
sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
Disgusting cobalt giraffe
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
Bat-shit-crazy soggy area quadroon
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess
  12/14/14
cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
smoky aggressive toilet seat gas station
  12/14/14
NOWIG who wants to get pussy
Disgusting cobalt giraffe
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Turquoise Therapy
  12/16/14
Prescient
Turquoise Therapy
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jet lodge doctorate
  12/16/14
Show us the tax returns.
maniacal pit
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
impressive macaca office
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
180 tank
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
Jade yapping wagecucks
  12/14/14
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angry french dragon
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
Narrow-minded razzmatazz elastic band
  12/15/14
lol
cracking fear-inspiring sanctuary
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Flirting institution
  12/15/14
OH THE MO MISTRO
Stirring nubile ratface
  12/15/14
Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
Turquoise Therapy
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Transparent Alpha Point
  12/16/14
when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
Glassy locale
  12/16/14
Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
swollen shrine
  12/16/14
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cerise boistinker
  12/16/14
Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
Outnumbered Jew
  12/16/14
Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
At-the-ready irradiated school cafeteria
  12/16/14
Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
glittery cumskin
  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
Pungent charismatic faggot firefighter
  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
At-the-ready irradiated school cafeteria
  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
glittery cumskin
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
pearl stag film
  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
glittery cumskin
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
hideous rehab gaping
  12/16/14
"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
Milky Hall Partner
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
glittery cumskin
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: angry french dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Territorial spot azn

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: anal locus

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: wild haunted graveyard

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: angry french dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: concupiscible goal in life casino

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded razzmatazz elastic band

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling psychic depressive

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: 180 tank

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: stubborn step-uncle's house

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: angry french dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: zippy striped hyena parlour

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: avocado space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Disgusting cobalt giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: 180 tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: umber curious box office

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: heady mint mexican generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Arousing mewling friendly grandma newt

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: slap-happy chocolate queen of the night menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: smoky aggressive toilet seat gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: magical jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Disgusting cobalt giraffe

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy soggy area quadroon

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: smoky aggressive toilet seat gas station

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Disgusting cobalt giraffe

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: Turquoise Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Turquoise Therapy

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: jet lodge doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: maniacal pit

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: impressive macaca office

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: 180 tank

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Jade yapping wagecucks

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: angry french dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: sickened slimy multi-billionaire jewess

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded razzmatazz elastic band

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Flirting institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Stirring nubile ratface

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Turquoise Therapy

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Transparent Alpha Point

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Glassy locale

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: swollen shrine

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: cerise boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered Jew

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready irradiated school cafeteria

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Pungent charismatic faggot firefighter

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready irradiated school cafeteria

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: pearl stag film

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: hideous rehab gaping

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Milky Hall Partner

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: glittery cumskin

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)