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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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blathering gold multi-billionaire
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Aqua low-t bawdyhouse
  12/16/14
U: poast
cowardly immigrant puppy
  12/14/14
what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
Indigo kitty
  12/14/14
Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
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blathering gold multi-billionaire
  12/14/14
or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
nighttime private investor elastic band
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DING DING DING DING DING!
carnelian hell
  12/15/14
couldn't have happened to a better guy
crawly talented meetinghouse
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
Mewling cuckoldry
  12/14/14
this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
Boyish hissy fit
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blathering gold multi-billionaire
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Lol, cr
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Mewling cuckoldry
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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Rusted Gaping
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dbg FUMING
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Provocative confused market halford
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razzle-dazzle circlehead den
  12/16/14
lol, this story seems completely legit
swollen soul-stirring piazza
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
Fighting whorehouse
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
Vigorous Telephone Home
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
swollen soul-stirring piazza
  12/14/14
cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
Ultramarine trust fund lodge
  12/14/14
NOWIG who wants to get pussy
Fighting whorehouse
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Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter
  12/16/14
Prescient
Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter
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bearded mexican
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Show us the tax returns.
drunken nudist rehab really tough guy
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
Exciting toaster
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
Mewling cuckoldry
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
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blathering gold multi-billionaire
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
swollen soul-stirring piazza
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
carnelian hell
  12/15/14
lol
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startled ocher idea he suggested chapel
  12/15/14
OH THE MO MISTRO
Up-to-no-good milk
  12/15/14
Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Odious jew
  12/16/14
when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
rebellious center
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
Misunderstood Internal Respiration Shrine
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Pungent senate
  12/16/14
Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
Medicated Dun Rigor Sneaky Criminal
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Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
vibrant cruise ship affirmative action
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Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
Aqua low-t bawdyhouse
  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
Irate Address
  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
vibrant cruise ship affirmative action
  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Aqua low-t bawdyhouse
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
Cerebral sooty brethren
  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Aqua low-t bawdyhouse
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
razzmatazz hairy legs
  12/16/14
"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
Shimmering Indian Lodge
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Aqua low-t bawdyhouse
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: blathering gold multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Aqua low-t bawdyhouse

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: cowardly immigrant puppy

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Indigo kitty

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Cerise orchestra pit personal credit line

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: blathering gold multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: nighttime private investor elastic band

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: carnelian hell

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: crawly talented meetinghouse

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Mewling cuckoldry

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish hissy fit

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: blathering gold multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: dashing mahogany brunch

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: lake wrinkle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Fighting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Mewling cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Spectacular wine hospital national security agency

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Rusted Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mischievous station

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine trust fund lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Provocative confused market halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle circlehead den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: swollen soul-stirring piazza

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Fighting whorehouse

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Telephone Home

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: swollen soul-stirring piazza

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine trust fund lodge

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Fighting whorehouse

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: bearded mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: drunken nudist rehab really tough guy

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Exciting toaster

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Mewling cuckoldry

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: tantric fishy genital piercing

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: blathering gold multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: swollen soul-stirring piazza

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: carnelian hell

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: hot windowlicker lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: startled ocher idea he suggested chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good milk

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: Khaki Thriller Faggot Firefighter

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Odious jew

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: rebellious center

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood Internal Respiration Shrine

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Pungent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Medicated Dun Rigor Sneaky Criminal

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship affirmative action

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Aqua low-t bawdyhouse

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Irate Address

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: vibrant cruise ship affirmative action

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Aqua low-t bawdyhouse

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Cerebral sooty brethren

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Aqua low-t bawdyhouse

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Indian Lodge

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Aqua low-t bawdyhouse

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)