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A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

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red deep azn
  12/14/14
Allahu akbar!
Diverse Brunch
  12/16/14
U: poast
duck-like blood rage
  12/14/14
what even if you had amazing returns every year how is th...
Impertinent Station
  12/14/14
Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being m...
Hateful mind-boggling locus people who are hurt
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red deep azn
  12/14/14
or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump...
zombie-like underhanded site macaca
  12/14/14
DING DING DING DING DING!
Ivory university psychic
  12/15/14
couldn't have happened to a better guy
bearded whorehouse sneaky criminal
  12/14/14
Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college
saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency
  12/14/14
this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo&...
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red deep azn
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Lol, cr
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saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency
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he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam&quo...
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Confused Library
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dbg FUMING
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Odious nubile indirect expression
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Free-loading Sepia Athletic Conference School
  12/16/14
lol, this story seems completely legit
silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall
  12/14/14
it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader bet...
razzmatazz tanning salon rigor
  12/14/14
random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's go...
Vermilion dashing fanboi sound barrier
  12/14/14
Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims
silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall
  12/14/14
cut the guy some slack, man it's not like he's claiming he ...
Odious nubile indirect expression
  12/14/14
NOWIG who wants to get pussy
razzmatazz tanning salon rigor
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sticky corn cake
  12/16/14
Prescient
sticky corn cake
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Appetizing mexican laser beams
  12/16/14
Show us the tax returns.
balding rehab
  12/14/14
so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in ...
Fear-inspiring cordovan dragon
  12/14/14
Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money h...
saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency
  12/14/14
flame, you mean 55 million
swashbuckling painfully honest orchestra pit
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red deep azn
  12/15/14
But was he raped?
silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall
  12/15/14
confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-...
Ivory university psychic
  12/15/14
lol
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Flushed pisswyrm stage
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OH THE MO MISTRO
frozen motley theater stage community account
  12/15/14
Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-tee...
sticky corn cake
  12/16/14
BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare
Orange rebellious mood stead
  12/16/14
when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact ch...
turquoise idea he suggested
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Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLIN...
titillating bipolar meetinghouse pozpig
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Ebony theatre mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/14
Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING...
glittery dull house alpha
  12/16/14
Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG
Embarrassed to the bone iridescent doctorate
  12/16/14
Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg Article: http://www.w...
Diverse Brunch
  12/16/14
Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fuck...
Umber toilet seat property
  12/16/14
"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a f...
Embarrassed to the bone iridescent doctorate
  12/16/14
Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account? http://i.img...
Diverse Brunch
  12/16/14
lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money ...
boyish startled office
  12/16/14
Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley c...
Diverse Brunch
  12/16/14
This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matt...
Chocolate excitant temple
  12/16/14
"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York ...
idiotic comical bawdyhouse sandwich
  12/16/14
Kaavya made it out ok. Why shouldn't this loser?
Diverse Brunch
  12/16/14


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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: red deep azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928751)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch

Allahu akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941936)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928756)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Impertinent Station

what

even if you had amazing returns every year how is that possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928757)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Hateful mind-boggling locus people who are hurt

Based on the stuff about penny stocks, presumably by being maniacally aggressive and getting consecutive grand slams.

If he doesn't change, I suppose he'll eventually bust out hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928787)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: red deep azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928793)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:53 PM
Author: zombie-like underhanded site macaca

or he is running some kind of email newsletter pump and dump scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930885)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Ivory university psychic

DING DING DING DING DING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939380)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: bearded whorehouse sneaky criminal

couldn't have happened to a better guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928761)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency

Man, the things kids will do these days to get into college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928764)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: black aromatic space karate

this is the dude who took the "go back to being a 12yo" hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: red deep azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928784)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting Trump Supporter

Lol, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928835)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Anal Big Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26928846)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz tanning salon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929710)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929743)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: irate vibrant volcanic crater

he even specifically chose the name "Mohammed Islam" for the troll potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929754)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Confused Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929779)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Buff pungent masturbator

dbg FUMING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929823)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929813)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Odious nubile indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929863)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Thriller boltzmann heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931402)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:22 AM
Author: Free-loading Sepia Athletic Conference School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941121)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:18 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall

lol, this story seems completely legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929741)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz tanning salon rigor

it's conceivable that a highly levered individual trader betting on volatile stocks could do this. he will probably blow up though. ljl at anyone investing in their hedge fund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929773)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Vermilion dashing fanboi sound barrier

random events cluster, he's enjoyed a fat streak but he's going to be blown up unless someone socks away some of his cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929880)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall

Sure, but there's not any verification of any of his claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931320)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Odious nubile indirect expression

cut the guy some slack, man

it's not like he's claiming he was raped.

who's gonna lie about making $75M at 17?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931337)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz tanning salon rigor

NOWIG who wants to get pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26931375)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:30 AM
Author: sticky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941139)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: sticky corn cake

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941103)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:20 AM
Author: Appetizing mexican laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941115)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: balding rehab

Show us the tax returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929792)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cordovan dragon

so the bro turned his family 50mill into 72 by investing in the s&p500 earlier in the year? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929807)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: saffron learning disabled ticket booth national security agency

Don't think this immigrant brown kid who tutored for money has $50mil family wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26929884)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling painfully honest orchestra pit

flame, you mean 55 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26930862)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: red deep azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937483)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 7:45 PM
Author: silver hyperventilating faggot firefighter hall

But was he raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26937497)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Ivory university psychic

confirmed -- http://observer.com/2014/12/exclusive-new-york-mags-boy-genius-investor-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939120)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Fishy french gaping cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939134)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Flushed pisswyrm stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939441)



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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM
Author: frozen motley theater stage community account

OH THE MO MISTRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26939396)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: sticky corn cake

Liar: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/monopoly-money-teen-lied-about-earning-72m-stock-market-n269006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941102)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:21 AM
Author: Orange rebellious mood stead

BlueSmoke? Drugs and welfare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941116)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: turquoise idea he suggested

when did our media become such a TTT that they don't fact check a 17 year old high school student claiming to have made $72 MILLION DOLLARS? they just run with it instead because it's sensational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941457)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: titillating bipolar meetinghouse pozpig

Baby Jacob learns he is the REAL SPIDERMAN-- Next on HEADLINE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941518)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Ebony theatre mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941520)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: glittery dull house alpha

Did everyone skip over the part where it says he was TRADING PENNY STOCKS AT AGE NINE using money he made TUTORING? These crook parents aren't even running lukewarm flame. AUSA knocking on the door in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941578)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone iridescent doctorate

Can't believe bboooommm is a NOWIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941800)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch

Pic: http://i.imgur.com/zMHq0rq.jpg

Article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/16/new-york-magazines-72-million-teenage-stock-picker-says-he-made-it-all-up/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941794)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Umber toilet seat property

Just think about all the hot nubile girls he could have fucked if he just kept up the lie. Probably would have made a great college essay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941824)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone iridescent doctorate

"As part of the research process, the magazine sent a fact-checker to Stuyvesant [High School], where Islam produced a document that appeared to be a Chase bank statement attesting to an eight-figure bank account,”

Xo Benzo Islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941829)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch

Who doesn't have a $72 million bank account?

http://i.imgur.com/ckaQmng.gif



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941903)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: boyish startled office

lol at him saying that he didn't really make all that money but that he is doing very well in a simulation in his stock club at school, and suggesting that he therefore easily *could* have made the IRL money. It's like in the movie Squid and the Whale where the Jesse Eisenberg character gets confronted by the guidance counselor for covering a Pink Floyd song at the talent show and passing it off as his original song, and he's like "well I feel that I could have written a song that good, so the fact that someone else did is irrelevant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941856)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch

Reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison were Chris Farley claims to have fucked the teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-rGAM_KeA#t=14s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941924)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Chocolate excitant temple

This is how journalism works in America 2.0: it doesn't matter if the story DID happen as reported, only that it COULD'VE happened that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941947)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: idiotic comical bawdyhouse sandwich

"Mohammed Islam has since admitted he lied to New York Magazine and did not make any money on the stock market, an Observer interview reveals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941932)



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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch

Kaavya made it out ok.

Why shouldn't this loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2756231&forum_id=2#26941934)