the one thing about field hockey girls is that they have well developed butts. does knowing that a fart came from a round butt instead of a flat butt make a difference?

occasionally after games they'd go out for ice cream. never the whole team, usually seniors who could drive and during home games. but after a game these girls' bowels were worked. everything they ate during the day, sloshing around.

so i'd go to home games and grab ice cream with the girls. was 180 being surrounded by sweaty, tired, hot women. lmao.

180 not flame, on the ride home, my gf would crack the window, even on colder days. we all know how women are basically incapable of internally regulating their temperature, so obviously something was happening. within moments of the cracked window the smell of rotten eggs, dairy, and whatever cafeteria food she ate would hit me full force. at the time i had manual windows - i could not crank that window lever fast enough. it was unbelievable.

she even revealed to me, post break up!, that this was common among her teammates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38147351)

I prefer farts that come from large butts, whether fat and flabby or muscularly developed, but the butt matters less than the quality of the fart.

What exactly did she reveal as being common among her teammates? Farting after the ice cream trips or just farting in general?

Did she ever identify one of her teammates as being notorious for rank farts? That's something that really hits my sweet spot--a girl having earned a reputation among her sorority, athletic team, group of friends, whatever, as a perpetually putrid farter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38147441)

they OFTEN discussed their farting. not flame. it's a "thing" with women, as i've come to understand.

believe it or not there was a lot of "shit" talk about a particular freshman. jv and varsity rode on the same bus to away games, so the varsity girls might have blamed it on her out of insecurity, but SOMEONE on that bus, in the words of my ex-gf, not flame, unleashed a "noxious fume of gas that is what i imagine chernobyl smelled like". again, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38147670)

Ty for sharing, my friend. Very little is more erotic for me than hearing stories of women candidly discussing each others' gaseous proclivities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38148262)

in high school i was going to a show about 45 minutes away. one of my bros had a van, so me and my other buddy invited two chicks and they accepted. we went to the show, had a good time, and left.

on the way back is where it gets good.

we stopped at mcdonald's because the girls were hungry. the one girl (this skinny, black-haired scene girl (no joke), wearing skinny jeans and who had gauged earrings (extremely risque at the time) ordered two quarters-pounder with cheese. for herself. not even joking. it was lol.

so we get our drive-thru food and are on our way home, eating as we go. about 10 minutes away from dropping the scene girl off, the van starts to reek. i mean, it was awful. everyone rolled down their windows. i looked at my bro (who wasn't driving), pointed, and said "bro, hold it in until we get home!" and INSTANTLY the scene girl snapped "IT'S NOT THAT BAD!"

and everyone except for the scene girl started cracking up. lmao. thinking about it now is lol. so for the last like 8 minutes we drove home in silence, listening to some ska tape. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38148575)

Do you have any experience with using a bathroom that a girl had recently demolished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4249425&forum_id=2#38170749)