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Top 100 reasons why benzo sucks
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Cracking Locale 1. Gay 2. Drug addict 3. Is named, “benzo” 4. Dropped out of high school 5. Liberal 6. Unposted height 7. Low IQ 8. Low GPA 9. Low Income 10. Bad at trading 11. Missed crypto 12. Combover 13. Makes bad posts |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 8:50 PM Author: Rose kitty cat temple 13 is clearly not tue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43718628) |
Date: September 12th, 2021 9:18 AM Author: hot useless brakes 14. Poor 15. Effeminate 16. Hates America |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:21 AM Author: Cracking Locale 17. Thinks he is smarter than vaccine skeptics because he reads the NYT 18. Feuds with RSF and TSINAH because he has a crush on them and is gay 19. Zero Console History (too poor) 20. Siphons gas and gets caught 21. DOESN’T travel 22. Is scared of COVID because he’s immunocompromised 23. Was paralyzed by a vaccine 24. Attacks white Trump supporters when COVID deaths and vaccine skepticism are heavily concentrated with URMs irl 25. Never defends himself, just goads others into attacking him and then disappears. This is most likely related to Gay Bottom psychology |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: hot useless brakes 23 is monster lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102295) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: turquoise field titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102301) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 12:59 PM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43103201) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:31 AM Author: Black Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102305) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: ruby coiffed orchestra pit regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102299) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:30 AM Author: odious persian Career criminal
Felon
Can’t poast shitty RSF feud threads without ODing on Adderall
Literally no self-awareness or insight
Net negative on society |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:32 AM Author: Black Garrison Don't think I've ever encountered anyone with less self awareness than Benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102307) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102678) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 5:02 PM Author: Vivacious halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907664) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:33 AM Author: odious persian Criminal behavior and lack of impulse control are embedded in his white trash genes
Very likely to die in prison
Will never escape the cycle of poverty |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: Cracking Locale 34. Unemployed 35. Was made gay by his uncle 36. Is from Indiana 37. Cannot self-teach Engineering 38. Lives in a low COL area 39. Has been awaiting the results of a lawsuit for years; will get like $50k in 2022 if he’s lucky |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 11:08 AM Author: odious persian Only photographs taken of him in the last 15 years are mugshots
Declared himself a pauper in court |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Black Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43102868) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Salmon Travel Guidebook 40. Enjoys the feel of a girthy cock in his mouth
41. Loves the taste of cum |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: odious persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43103182) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Cracking Locale 44. Cannot afford PS5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43103191) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 12:58 PM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
Primary attacks on others on this board usually involve "viciously" calling them out as being poor, retarded, ugly, and/or losers
Is the poorest, dumbest, ugliest loser here by a very wide margin and isn't smart enough to actually pull off being credibly "vicious" |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 2:28 PM Author: odious persian what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43103505) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: hot useless brakes He’s autocorrected to is I think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43103524) |
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Date: September 12th, 2021 8:01 PM Author: odious persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43105307) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 2:31 PM Author: Cracking Locale 46. Pro se litigant who knows nothing about law despite poasting on a law board frequented by shit law gurus who would gladly help him
47. Tries to negotiate a plea bargain in open court
48. Sounds like Hans Moleman doing an impression of Bart
49. Is obsessed with MFH luxury apartments that look like somewhere RSF would live, i.e. is obsessed with RSF
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Ruddy Dilemma rsf lives in some dump in lower manhattan probably next to 10 chinese takeout joints (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43717849) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 6:51 PM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse it's an $800,000 apartment in his mom's name (due to his gambling problem) that would cost $40,000 in iowa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43717868) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:28 PM Author: Ruddy Dilemma he has 5 options for 5 dolla fried rice within 5 feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719471) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:49 PM Author: Vivacious halford LOL benzo. I have a 1,350 sqft duplex with an additional 550sqft of private outdoor space in one the best neighborhoods in MFH. You live in a dumpster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719551) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Ruddy Dilemma got less than half a square foot per 9/11 death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719562) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:35 AM Author: Vivacious halford You’re a retarded felon with a GED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719640) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:42 AM Author: Ruddy Dilemma ah yes i am benzo, keep going jared matty is proud |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:42 AM Author: ebony tripping indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719902) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 8:49 PM Author: Excitant Zombie-like Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43718623) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2022 2:52 PM Author: Carnelian stubborn patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43716420) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:00 AM Author: Opaque trailer park 47. Self-outed by accident in one of the many screenshots pathetically attempting to "pwn" some poaster who hates him
48. Stole mom's credit card to buy Arby's
49. Beat mom up to the point where she filed a restraining order on him
50. Egregious LOTL violations including email spamming RSF's family with links to alleged RSF poasts on XO |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:04 AM Author: pink twinkling uncleanness stain #62 may surprise you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719577) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:31 AM Author: Gaped lay dog poop Benzo enriches the board. It takes all kinds. Be kind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719797) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:32 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
Naw |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:34 AM Author: Gaped lay dog poop More entertaining with him around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719800) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:35 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
It's really not, he adds very little to the bort. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:36 AM Author: Gaped lay dog poop The feuds and potshots are amusing to me, as long as they’re not too mean spirited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719802) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:42 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
He's genuinely too dumb and dull to even carry on an entertaining feud. I've gotten into dozens of feuds with dozens of poasters over the years, and whatever "feud" I have going with Benzo is easily the most boring of all time by a wide margin.
His responses are literally all just "lol you're a loser shut up ugly fag" or "lol remember when you lied about having NYE plans? SWeet plans, dood!" or "go shit in a street Apu" or "get some dressing to go with that meaningless word salad," rinse and repeat x100. It's a fatal combination of low effort + low IQ. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:50 AM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse it's the delivery, not the insult stupid. i've thought of 5,000 different ways do call rsf a fat stupid jew and you a unhinged, indian social retard who can't write because that's all there is to know about both of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719812) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 2:59 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
Your delivery is shit and your insults are all off base. "You can't write!" doesn't mean much coming from a high school drop out who can barely string a sentence together. "You're a retard!" means even less coming from a guy who has been convicted of huffing gas and stealing Subway cookie displays. "You're unhinged!" means absolutely nothing coming from the methhead junkie who beat up his own grandma and hilariously self-outted by poorly photoshopping a sceengrab of his bank account to try to "prove" to a bunch of strangers that he was actually rich (whoops that didn't work haha).
"i've thought up 5,000 different ways to obsessively poast about what an online loser you are for years now" I'll let you figure out what this one is particularly fucking retarded, don't hurt yourself thinking too hard. It's really not even fun engaging with you because you're honestly so far beneath my level of intellect that there's simply no sense of competition. It's like beating up on a toddler. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 3:19 AM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse sorry but no one agrees with you except the partisan hacks:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3337522&forum_id=2 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 3:22 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
Literally 98%+ of this bort agrees with that assessment. Don't take my word for it -- if you really doubt it, make a poll thread. Unless you too much of a coward. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 3:38 AM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse i beat dupa and got way more than i should against the guy who came in 2nd since i deliberately agitate the most insane factions here. must suck for you to see the begrudging respect i get since i didn't have to relentlessly pander to the biggest retards here to get it.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984848&mc=437&forum_id=2#43606523
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4987500&mc=301&forum_id=2 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 3:46 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
lol are you really citing MPM to prove some point? OK, I accept your premise -- I just came in 3rd out of all of the active poasters on the bort in that contest, so yes that can be the yardstick we use here considering that you came in what, 82nd (and also considering that multiple voters specifically noted that they were casting their votes for you precisely because your IRL is such a flaming shitshow that people enjoy slowing down and leering at the wreckage to feel better about their own trials and tribulations)?
Benzo: "You [the guy who just got bronze in this competition I care about and am citing] are a stupid boring retard who can't even write!"
Also Benzo: "I am widely beloved on XO, the proof is that I made it all the way into the second round, so suck it they love me I totally beat someone!"
Goddamn you really are a total fucking retard. I'm not sure what's more pathetic -- caring so deeply about "XO popularity," or deluding yourself into thinking you've actually achieved it (because you have nothing else going on in your empty and wasted life) when you demonstrably haven't even managed to do that. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:28 AM Author: Ruddy Dilemma you write too much about stuff that doesn't deserve to be written about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43719887) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 5:05 AM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
I'm gay |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:05 PM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse what else is he going to do, pretend to be invited to holiday celebrations? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723422) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:55 PM Author: Vivacious halford Where did you spend the holidays? In a fucking dumpster alone you total loser, LOL JFC. This is the kind of tone deaf shit TBF is talking about you retarded meth addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723717) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:08 PM Author: Plum Bearded Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723443) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:42 PM Author: Excitant Zombie-like Location what board do you think you're on exactly? this place was built on lengthy screeds about nothing in particular. go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723655) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:07 PM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse you care about my popularity more than i do (you've written 10,000 words on the subject in a 24 hour period) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723437) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:25 PM Author: Carnelian stubborn patrolman you are embarrassing yourself hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723553) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse "i can't believe that you think that about yourself. btw i'm totally not invested but let's take a 4 am survey on the topic." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723603) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:55 PM Author: Vivacious halford *it is every benzo post ever* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723719) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:25 PM Author: Carnelian stubborn patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723550) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:31 PM Author: mewling parlour mental disorder JFC benzo you stepped into some smelly shit here man just grow a beard before you get prolapsed again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723591) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 8:15 AM Author: Cracking Locale Jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43720076) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 1:48 PM Author: Vivacious halford LJL benzo DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43721549) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:23 PM Author: Carnelian stubborn patrolman absolutely fucking devastating l | m | a | o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723543) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:31 PM Author: galvanic garnet bawdyhouse another melange of force memes crammed into an unhinged poast. how do you even respond to things that aren't true? "nuh uh i didn't steal a cookie display." you're more delusional about your writing ability than rsf is about his. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723589) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:32 PM Author: mewling parlour mental disorder When you’re arguing over the precise item of Subway paraphernalia you were convicted of stealing you’ve lost. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723601) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:35 PM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
"I said RESEMBLES a Subway cookie counter display set!" |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:37 PM Author: Excitant Zombie-like Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723620) |
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Date: September 20th, 2022 8:31 PM Author: gay gas station laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#45203826) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: sexy dopamine party of the first part Yeah nothing worse than repetitive, predictable posters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43723641) |
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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: Citrine international law enforcement agency dingle berry To be fair,
Haha so chill bro! Don't let me that mask slip! |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 1:50 PM Author: olive adulterous double fault filthpig Benzo has never been good, but he is worse now than ever. I think his brain is officially fried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43721562) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:57 PM Author: Vivacious halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907614) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:12 PM Author: mewling parlour mental disorder 51. His dumb schtick of poasting NY penthouses
52. The $93k account photoshop
53. His inability to just cop to #52.
54. His unbelievably shiTTTy voice
55. Yuge Hillary supporter going way, way back to his boombjoe days. |
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Date: January 5th, 2022 7:55 PM Author: Carnelian stubborn patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43735891) |
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Date: January 5th, 2022 8:59 PM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43736396) |
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Date: January 6th, 2022 8:17 PM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43742584) |
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Date: January 6th, 2022 8:27 PM Author: Cracking Locale 59. Nocoiner 60. Sucks at practicing law |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:24 PM Author: Vivacious halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907319) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:27 PM Author: Cracking Locale List Reasons, slacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907341) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:27 PM Author: Slap-happy bateful library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907347) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:31 PM Author: Vivacious halford - squeaky voice - gay incel - vax shill who was paralyzed by a vax - beat up his own grandmother - stole a credit card from his own mother - stole from his roommate - got raped by his uncle - couldn't finish high school - Got DOMINATED by XO Judge Conrad - Couldn't hold down his job as a garbageman - Lives in a dumpster - Votes for libs - Will never leave Indiana - Will never get a settlement - Too dumb to make $ in a bull market - Pockmarked hideously ugly face - Sub 6ft manlet - Tried to fuck with TSINAH's campaign - Outed C12 to CNN - spams the board constantly when he isn't in prison - Has a sub-100 IQ |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 5:11 PM Author: Cracking Locale please number all reasons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907731) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 6:15 PM Author: Bisexual brunch mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43908094) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:51 AM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#47531275) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:29 PM Author: elite piazza windowlicker wow this thread is starting to make me suspect this "benzo" guy is a real piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907359) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 4:35 PM Author: Vivacious halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907412) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 5:12 PM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907738) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 5:56 PM Author: Cracking Locale 82. Has never had sex with a Woman so how does he know he's gay even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43907978) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 6:14 PM Author: Vivacious halford 83. Has never had sex with a man either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43908090) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 6:16 PM Author: Offensive native trust fund he once made a thread crying about how he couldn't find anyone on GRINDR to fuck him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43908098) |
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Date: February 4th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Vivacious halford How is that a surprise? Hasn’t he ever seen himself in a mirror. They have reflective surfaces in prison right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43908109) |
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Date: February 10th, 2022 11:10 PM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#43948559) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM Author: Vibrant Bronze Box Office Ceo he was paid to do so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#47531307) |
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Date: April 4th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: Offensive native trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#44278906) |
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Date: April 4th, 2022 10:36 PM Author: Hilarious Lavender Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#44280084) |
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Date: September 20th, 2022 8:33 PM Author: Cracking Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4919737&forum_id=2#45203837) |
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Date: September 26th, 2022 4:30 PM Author: claret cocky point degenerate Thinks Seinfeld sucked
Date: September 26th, 2022 5:56 AM Author: queensbridge benzo
they both sucked
( http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5199671&forum_id=2#45231274 ) |