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My firm hired two SEC sorority girls for the summer temp jobs

They are both 20 but because I'm old I thought they were in ...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
None will have you. Find yourself a nice bipolar 40yo shrew ...
glassy menage
  05/27/24
Wow. That's not very encouraging, sir!
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
Tell us about your watch.
glassy menage
  05/27/24
Which one?
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
The one you are wearing today for starters.
glassy menage
  05/27/24
Vacheron Constintin 222 stainless steel black dial with gold...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
The 222 is for faggots.
glassy menage
  05/27/24
Tcr
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
lol at engaging with valen for any reason other than to call...
fragrant nursing home laser beams
  06/01/24
Who tf is valen
Bat shit crazy selfie
  06/01/24
Hhuunnghnnn—*weakly squirts watery, acidic Cialis rope...
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lavender candlestick maker
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Khaki stag film
  05/31/24
Get to HR.
Cracking Associate Spot
  05/27/24
I live in the South bud. It's a laid back environment. No on...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
180 butt slap
maize insane point quadroon
  05/27/24
(Out of touch Boomer who thinks the younger staff is "c...
lavender candlestick maker
  05/31/24
I'm not a hundred
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/31/24
Update on the butt slap or at least, pix of the butt in ques...
maize insane point quadroon
  06/01/24
tcr
Floppy address
  06/01/24
I don’t think you’re supposed to spend much time...
Soul-stirring mauve turdskin casino
  05/27/24
Counterpoint this is Texas and no one cares/practically enco...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
I’m in Alabama and idk idc just saying the world is mo...
Soul-stirring mauve turdskin casino
  05/27/24
Best of luck sir
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
LJL at bald red faced yellow toothed OP chatting up these so...
irradiated kitty locus
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Full head of hair. Teeth definitely slightly yellow. I am p ...
Bat shit crazy selfie
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"good looking, but I'm fat as fuck and am too lazy to l...
lavender candlestick maker
  05/31/24
Hot fat
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/31/24
TBF as the male of the species all he needs is enough money.
glassy menage
  05/27/24
Keep telling yourself that I wonder why my rich friend just...
Slate crawly stage
  05/27/24
it's all about status and Height is a huge component of that...
Flesh School
  05/27/24
180
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claret rigpig step-uncle's house
  05/30/24
Which sorority
pea-brained supple institution
  05/27/24
Stfu doobs
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
I always lol at the fact XOers think it’s possible.
Arrogant heady school cafeteria
  05/27/24
because dudes in their 30s and 40s have never once blown up ...
Flesh School
  05/27/24
TBF the chicks dudes do this with are usually just as overwh...
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Khaki stag film
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Soo cr. A junior law shrew wearing sweaters in July is what ...
Mind-boggling ivory milk
  05/27/24
She really is that hot. It's isnane. Makes me weep. High wai...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
Brother, let me be honest with you: If she's as HAWT and ...
lavender candlestick maker
  05/31/24
You're just a naysayer. Women like you for who you are on th...
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lavender candlestick maker
  05/31/24
At least I'm talking to these real women in real life. Yeah ...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
Slide and let do.
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Geriatric stubborn pisswyrm
  05/27/24
Didn’t you watch sopranos S5?
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I stand corrected
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brother you've got to take some swings. maybe that means la...
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Mci I am somewhat of a charming bastard. If I get fired I...
Bat shit crazy selfie
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cr. but come on you won't get fired, just try to make the mo...
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I found her insta. 2k followers.
Bat shit crazy selfie
  06/01/24
Link?
maize insane point quadroon
  06/01/24
What's #1's number?
Orchid Titillating Business Firm Athletic Conference
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You’re not in the game at all. You have no idea what d...
Arrogant heady school cafeteria
  05/27/24
Very, highly, accurate in my experience
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So, you're saying there's a chance?
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claret rigpig step-uncle's house
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Hold my beer
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racy twinkling boiling water theater
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TCR This may have been possible BT (before Tinder), but o...
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They want to date guys with 4 million followers. How many d...
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Flesh School
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You do realize that there are dudes with zero money and fame...
Bat shit crazy selfie
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lavender candlestick maker
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  05/27/24
i appreciate this fantasy but it's not true to life
Painfully Honest Pearly Whorehouse
  06/01/24
Is a guy with 4 million followers by definition rich and fam...
bright duck-like pit newt
  05/27/24
how many junior associates do those guys have?
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  05/30/24
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hot chicks at work is the devil trolling you, do not give in...
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Bat shit crazy selfie
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It's 180
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
Life is 180 that way
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lavender candlestick maker
  05/31/24
Chatting up the cute new office intern on Memorial Day.
Fuchsia dilemma prole
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Comical tanning salon
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Just spit out my Chik-Fil-A
useless histrionic ticket booth
  05/27/24
It was on Friday dummy. I don't poast everything in real tim...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
youre done here
Comical tanning salon
  05/27/24
lol you're done here
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  05/30/24
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  06/01/24
Reminder: The OP once "dated" tbtp when she was in...
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Comical tanning salon
  05/27/24
I have video of tbtp riding me. In b4 not the win I think it...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
piggy-back, I assume
useless histrionic ticket booth
  05/27/24
You really don't like me huh Odd case. I think OP trigger...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
That was a compliment tbh, assuming you could actually be wh...
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  05/27/24
You think I'm a freak? Tbtp is a lot freakier than me. I had...
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  05/27/24
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Fuchsia dilemma prole
  05/27/24
She's hotter than your wife
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
She is a beat Jewish demon.
Fuchsia dilemma prole
  05/27/24
Enough about your ugly wife
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
zzz is not married and the wife and kids shit is fantasy
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  05/30/24
based
Khaki stag film
  05/31/24
Even if I assume that this is true, the fact that you fucked...
kink-friendly vigorous fat ankles
  05/28/24
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Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/27/24
ljl at "intimissimi" that's shrewgear. these girl...
indigo metal mad cow disease
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Jfc
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  06/01/24
lol @ the president of the simp crew simping out for some to...
dull gaped black woman
  05/30/24
I used to be like this when I was 19. While at university...
haunting striped hyena
  05/31/24
What? My life is pretty awesome lol. No depressionmo here. W...
Bat shit crazy selfie
  05/31/24
lot of evidence itt that you're a loser
Comical tanning salon
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  06/01/24
lol at this being a 130-post thread
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Arrogant heady school cafeteria
  06/01/24
We are all hoping for pics
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Floppy address
  06/01/24
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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

They are both 20 but because I'm old I thought they were in high school.

One goes to Arkansas. Tall skinny blonde. Subjective 9/10. Talked to her briefly about country music, Fayetteville. She said she wants to get married and have kids right away. Wears cross jewelry. Her entire personality is Hot Chick. She also mentioned being insecure about her looks multiple times. She is literally physical perfection. Giggled about having a fake ID and never being turned away.

Other chick goes to Ole Miss. 6/10 but good personality. Seems clever. We talked about JP Staples and she said the whole school was proud of him and when Trump posted about it they were all proud.

Which one should I wife folks? Ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694752)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: glassy menage

None will have you. Find yourself a nice bipolar 40yo shrew on SSDI on Hinge instead. It's what you deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694756)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Wow. That's not very encouraging, sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694759)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: glassy menage

Tell us about your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694761)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694763)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: glassy menage

The one you are wearing today for starters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694765)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Vacheron Constintin 222 stainless steel black dial with gold accents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694769)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: glassy menage

The 222 is for faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694773)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694776)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: fragrant nursing home laser beams

lol at engaging with valen for any reason other than to call him a retarded jewish faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709978)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Who tf is valen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709984)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: red deer antler lodge

Hhuunnghnnn—*weakly squirts watery, acidic Cialis ropes that impotently dry within seconds*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694794)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707134)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Khaki stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707236)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Cracking Associate Spot

Get to HR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694758)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

I live in the South bud. It's a laid back environment. No one cares about office relationships. Partners routinely try and marry me off to their teen dotters. It's fratty and chill. No one bats an eye here. It's practically like Mad Men. It's encouraged. I may slap her on the butt soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694762)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: maize insane point quadroon

180 butt slap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696146)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker

(Out of touch Boomer who thinks the younger staff is "cool" with his creepiness)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707137)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

I'm not a hundred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707151)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: maize insane point quadroon

Update on the butt slap or at least, pix of the butt in question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709969)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Floppy address

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710699)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring mauve turdskin casino

I don’t think you’re supposed to spend much time talking to females in the workplace especially Hot ones. Like it seems like nbd but it’s just not worth it, some shrew will plot your demise now ostensibly for some unrelated reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694766)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Counterpoint this is Texas and no one cares/practically encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694768)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring mauve turdskin casino

I’m in Alabama and idk idc just saying the world is more gay and retarded than you can imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694771)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Best of luck sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694784)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: irradiated kitty locus

LJL at bald red faced yellow toothed OP chatting up these southern belles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694775)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Full head of hair. Teeth definitely slightly yellow. I am p good looking although I gained a lot of weight during Covid and had yet to get slim again. This could be the motivation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694781)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker

"good looking, but I'm fat as fuck and am too lazy to lose any of it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707144)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Hot fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707149)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: glassy menage

TBF as the male of the species all he needs is enough money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694783)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Slate crawly stage

Keep telling yourself that

I wonder why my rich friend just got stature surgery then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694802)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Flesh School

it's all about status and Height is a huge component of that. but plenty of short richmos do fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694827)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Khaki stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694800)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695409)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: claret rigpig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704088)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: pea-brained supple institution

Which sorority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694779)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Stfu doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694782)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Arrogant heady school cafeteria

I always lol at the fact XOers think it’s possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694817)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Flesh School

because dudes in their 30s and 40s have never once blown up their career and marriage by fucking a secretary or intern?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694821)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: glassy menage

TBF the chicks dudes do this with are usually just as overwhelmingly ugly as the dude and his hag wife. Monica Lewinsky was basically a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694828)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Khaki stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694830)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory milk

Soo cr. A junior law shrew wearing sweaters in July is what op should be dreaming of. Miss Teen Arkansas isn't coming within 100 yards of this decrepit ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695149)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

She really is that hot. It's isnane. Makes me weep. High waist pants. Can probably wrap my hands around her waist and have the fingertips touch. About 5'10". Perky Bs. Really, really pretty. Natural blonde. Kms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695168)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker

Brother, let me be honest with you:

If she's as HAWT and PERKY as you describe, then you're never getting a whiff of that puss.

She's probably been brought knowing that she is on a countdown to snag a moderately successful CHAD before her limited window of beauty starts to close.

She has no incentive to waste any of that time on a non-equity, balding, Gen-X with a growing paunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707152)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

You're just a naysayer. Women like you for who you are on the inside. Chad is a state of mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709968)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707145)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

At least I'm talking to these real women in real life. Yeah I'll likely get scooped by a dirtbag in a lifted truck and mud flaps who can sing Morgan Wallen cover tunes. But at least I'm in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694823)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: sickened vengeful toilet seat

Slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694824)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Geriatric stubborn pisswyrm

aren't you in construction? why does your construction site have partners and hot young interns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694837)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: pea-brained supple institution

Didn’t you watch sopranos S5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694859)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Geriatric stubborn pisswyrm

I stand corrected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694883)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Khaki stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694884)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Pearly Whorehouse

brother you've got to take some swings. maybe that means laying the groundwork first, but get it done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694838)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Mci

I am somewhat of a charming bastard. If I get fired I can always work on the oil pipeline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694839)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pearly Whorehouse

cr. but come on you won't get fired, just try to make the move in a private setting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695999)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Should I go with did it hurt when you fell from heaven or just do the lick message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696009)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole

Online relationship with the Box to SEC 9. Anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694856)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

I cover a lot of ground. I'm versatile. I'll tell her about The Box while drinking Miller Lights in the back of her dad's truck. There's thousands of SEC sorority girls but only one of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694861)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: racy twinkling boiling water theater

“I have the 350k house. I have the six figure career. You may be the insanely hot sorority girl with 100+k followers on four different social media platforms, and consequently you could buy my house with your average weekend shopping haul video spend, but I’m the prize!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704178)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: indigo metal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704194)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

I found her insta. 2k followers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709971)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: maize insane point quadroon

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710600)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Orchid Titillating Business Firm Athletic Conference

What's #1's number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694881)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:13 AM
Author: Arrogant heady school cafeteria

You’re not in the game at all. You have no idea what dating has become. It used to be these chicks would be showered with attention from the 100 best guys in the area. Now it’s the 100 best guys in the world. I’m not even joking. My female work friend is a 32 year old 7 and gets hit up by guys who straight up have boats and played in the NFL and bankers who look like movie stars and she straight up rejects them for minor bullshit.

Imagine a hot college chick? In a sorority? Lmao the difference between chicks now and 20 years ago is 20 years ago they thought “oh this creep is hitting on me? I’m going to ignore him!”

Now they can’t even fathom that you would hit on them because in their head it’s not even a possibility that you would be so stupid to think you have a shot. You’re not in the game AT ALL. Any niceness towards you is the same as that Disney chick being nice to the Tea cup.

If they wanna hook up with someone it’s NOT going to be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694893)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: Slate crawly stage

Very, highly, accurate in my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694904)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Tripping dysfunction

So, you're saying there's a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694908)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694936)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Geriatric stubborn pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694976)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: claret rigpig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704090)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694909)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Hold my beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694911)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: irradiated kitty locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694914)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: pink diverse hunting ground

Any niceness towards you is the same as that Disney chick being nice to the Tea cup

Holy shit looool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695511)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: irradiated kitty locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695513)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: translucent bateful friendly grandma

https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/84/35/84350fdfb6434522359cbc522eecffd1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:44 PM
Author: racy twinkling boiling water theater

That’s the teapot, Belle and her were obvs lezzing out together for many years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704185)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: red deer antler lodge

lmao.

i love xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695665)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Deep Hominid Karate

TCR

This may have been possible BT (before Tinder), but online hookup apps have changed the game and she now has thousands of options instead of waiting for one of a few hundred guys in her circle to build up the nerve to face possible rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704042)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707225)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: bright duck-like pit newt

They want to date guys with 4 million followers. How many do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694962)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Flesh School

are we counting schizo poasters multiple personalities and alts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47694968)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

You do realize that there are dudes with zero money and fame who sleep with 10s, right? Like all the time. Hot chicks date totally losers. It's just not true they're all holding out for an A list guy. Take a look around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695019)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ivory milk

The scumbag qualities those guys have are completely alien to a poaster. You're closer to the 6-4 trust fund jetsetter than you are the dude who builds custom mudboggers for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695162)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695165)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: Arrogant heady school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695203)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Geriatric stubborn pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695210)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707247)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: soggy scarlet french chef

Those guys have huge dicks and get passed around by the girls themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695231)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pearly Whorehouse

i appreciate this fantasy but it's not true to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710589)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: bright duck-like pit newt

Is a guy with 4 million followers by definition rich and famous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695818)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Poppy At-the-ready Corner

how many junior associates do those guys have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704113)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Spectacular carmine dingle berry

So u live in some suburban Texas in your own house and work at a cor law firm trying to get a hot intern? I guess that's better than me working from home in Miami. Most people living around me are boomers or "young" families. I used to go on tinder moscow and then hop on a plane to moscow.. now tinder is banned in Moscow and I am fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695212)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Box Office Blood Rage

hot chicks at work is the devil trolling you, do not give in remember that the glory of Rome is forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695219)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2kx2uufj0dw81.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df1a018bc437edd3a034e2d19aa2aaf20ea3c1ed5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695320)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695220)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: cocky people who are hurt

hi, so you're the new intern around here this summer, i hear

hi, my name is ginny mae and i'm 20 and i can't wait to get married or have kids! but no guys will have me! :( they say i'm too skinny and my boobs are too big! (giggle) but i have a fake id if you want to get a beer tonight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695251)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

It's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695323)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: honey-headed foreskin range

Life is 180 that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695739)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695395)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:32 PM
Author: red deer antler lodge

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695674)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: indigo metal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47703873)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: claret rigpig step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704091)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: lavender candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707227)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole

Chatting up the cute new office intern on Memorial Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695401)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695408)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: useless histrionic ticket booth

Just spit out my Chik-Fil-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695414)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

It was on Friday dummy. I don't poast everything in real time. I'm at an event for Vietnam vets right now fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695604)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

youre done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695612)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: dull gaped black woman

lol you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704173)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Free-loading house

The law's full majesty does scarcely break

For holidays. Even Sunday makes a space

To study Law, for Scripture is a part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695640)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: Wild nubile halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696879)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: indigo metal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47703874)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: maize insane point quadroon

*doth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous fat ankles

Reminder: The OP once "dated" tbtp when she was in her 30's. They never fucked, even though she fucked multiple other poasters while they were "dating." Literally the best he could do was an online "relationship" when a 30-year poaster with BPD who has fucked nearly every other poaster on the bort (other than him). And now he thinks he is going to wife a 20-year-old SEC 9. Good luck with that is all I can say.

Also, thanks for the pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695721)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695741)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

I have video of tbtp riding me. In b4 not the win I think it is. But it really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695914)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: useless histrionic ticket booth

piggy-back, I assume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695924)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

You really don't like me huh

Odd case. I think OP triggered you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695929)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: useless histrionic ticket booth

That was a compliment tbh, assuming you could actually be wholesome and not a porn-addict freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695936)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

You think I'm a freak? Tbtp is a lot freakier than me. I had to pump the breaks on our sinning many a time. She's full throttle. Full throated, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695988)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole

I already have cottage cheese in my fridge. Would not click that link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695932)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

She's hotter than your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695937)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma prole

She is a beat Jewish demon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695951)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Enough about your ugly wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47695985)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Flesh School

zzz is not married and the wife and kids shit is fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47703988)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Khaki stag film

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47708777)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:49 AM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous fat ankles

Even if I assume that this is true, the fact that you fucked a 30-year-old BPD woman who has fucked nearly every other racist, autistic incel on our bort does not suggest that a 20-year-old SEC 9 would have any interest in fucking (much less wifing) you.

Also, I'm still waiting for the pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696873)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

if your eyes werent shut while u were nutting in your dockers, you would've seen them recoiling from your coffee breath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696026)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

These law teens sploosh their Intimissimi when they meet an attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47696042)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: indigo metal mad cow disease

ljl at "intimissimi" that's shrewgear. these girls wear teal panties from Target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704131)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709973)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: dull gaped black woman

lol @ the president of the simp crew simping out for some totally normal girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47704180)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: haunting striped hyena

I used to be like this when I was 19.

While at university, I even asked this great bort on how to talk to girls I like at coffee shops.

Yes, I asked this bort FOR GIRL ADVICE.

Reading the op…I’m forever thankful to be born with a will that changed my life.

I’m sorry to the op. It’s a miserable existence. Perhaps you should kill self?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47706609)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

What? My life is pretty awesome lol. No depressionmo here. Wtf are you even talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47707093)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

lot of evidence itt that you're a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47708637)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy selfie

Cr, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709983)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: elite disrespectful knife

lol at this being a 130-post thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47709979)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: Arrogant heady school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710583)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: maize insane point quadroon

We are all hoping for pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710605)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Floppy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2#47710701)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous fat ankles

Seriously, the OP needs to either poast pics or let this thread die. This thread is completely and utterly worthless without pics, and the thread title is egregious clickbait.

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Date: June 1st, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: maize insane point quadroon



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