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The pauliewalnuts Destruction Thread
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Obsidian comical step-uncle's house dopamine | 03/13/07 |
| dun foreskin faggotry | 03/05/08 |
| Iridescent Irradiated Point | 03/13/07 |
| laughsome transparent resort headpube | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Cerebral gold space | 03/13/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Massive exciting field | 03/13/07 |
| Big black useless brakes | 03/13/07 |
| Cerebral gold space | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/13/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 03/22/07 |
| odious striped hyena state | 03/22/07 |
| henna flatulent range tattoo | 03/30/07 |
| vermilion godawful theatre | 04/03/07 |
| Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt | 04/03/07 |
| cheese-eating cuckoldry ratface | 04/03/07 |
| Beta School Cafeteria Affirmative Action | 04/03/07 |
| bossy mad cow disease | 04/03/07 |
| Floppy Electric Furnace Dingle Berry | 06/09/07 |
| Grizzly provocative institution digit ratio | 06/09/07 |
| Clear windowlicker | 08/06/07 |
| Wild crackhouse | 02/01/08 |
| Exhilarant hyperactive house | 02/01/08 |
| Fluffy electric stead | 02/02/08 |
| titillating jet-lagged personal credit line | 03/05/08 |
| multi-colored bistre mental disorder gaping | 03/05/08 |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: Obsidian comical step-uncle's house dopamine Dude, everything he posted about himself is utter bullshit. He doesn't even have access to Lexis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7747959) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 10:03 PM Author: dun foreskin faggotry LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#9435577) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 3:41 PM Author: Iridescent Irradiated Point Date: January 14th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: pauliewalnuts
that TTT situation with their 05 summers explains why i was able to lateral to MWE DC after just 1 yr at another firm... guess their shitty commitment to summers is good for ppl who lateral there.
i just read that thread and never knew about that situation bc i was at a diff firm. thanks for pointing that out
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=563418&forum_id=2#7415405) Date: January 14th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
and we have OCI at American... ok i feel we are TTT now. dammit. i had deluded myself into thinking v50 meant something
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=563418&forum_id=2#7416644)
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Date: March 13th, 2007 3:46 PM Author: laughsome transparent resort headpube edit: my mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7748229) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt FORDHAM, to V20 (or V10) http://www.xoxohth.com/~xoxohth/thread.php?thread_id=565893&mc=26&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=4ea5e01eb41d21924dab1cbafc9aa8e8#7445049 |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:27 PM Author: Cerebral gold space All this can only end well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7747971) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:29 PM Author: odious striped hyena state Subject: Hi Brian Kelley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7747977) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:33 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt I don't even know who that is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7747993) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:41 PM Author: odious striped hyena state Subject: hahaha he's some douche idiot who works for Reputation Defender and looks like a major pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7748024) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt You originally said I was from Stanford, then switch to Chicago. You're elaborate flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749197) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: odious striped hyena state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749211) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:19 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt You're full of shit. My IP address doesn't trace to either city. I'm aware of how it works, because it's easy for me to look up my own IP address. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749220) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: odious striped hyena state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749226) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:21 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Date: March 13th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: MrMiyagi
Stanford was a guess. I had not talked to Rach at that time. He saw this post and then asked why I thought Stanford. I said, bc a huge douche named Ross Chanin works for Rep Defender. He said, nope, its not Ross Chanin's IP.
You are in Chicago. Actually the IP could be either for Detroit *or* Chicago, but we're assuming (Rach & I) that you are in Chicago and might be Brian Kelley from RD.
HTFH.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749211) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: odious striped hyena state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749215) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Does going back to my original moniker help, idiot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7749223) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:32 PM Author: Massive exciting field Hi Brian Kelley! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7747989) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 2:37 PM Author: Big black useless brakes Are you tracking his IP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7748009) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: Cerebral gold space titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7748191) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 9:20 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Date: January 8th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
lotsa schools lie. my school's median was supposedly 162... but i bet you that in reality it was more like 160. 2 pts is a HUGE lie too... 2 pts on LSAT is like 10 IQ points, i.e. statistically signif.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=560107&forum_id=2#7378767) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 9:22 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Date: January 7th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
i'm about to turn down a lateral officer to mcdermott will & emery (i have to tell them by tomorrow yes/no) to take a job closer to UVA so i can finish grad school faster and move away from practicing law full-time...
any words of wisdom? i will be leaving biglaw money soon after this and making much less for the next 2 yrs if i do this
any advice?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=559267&forum_id=2#7369825) Date: January 7th, 2007 6:34 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
i'm going to move out of DC to charlottesville, va. will save a lot of money doing so.
i dont pay tuition at UVA (i have a full tuition fellowship that covers up to the amt of my out of state tuition).
i have job options there that pay a lot less but can pay living expenses and some spending money.
i'm 26. i've paid off some student loans but still have a bunch (but can make the monthly payments while i'm at UVA).
i have a JD and i'll have a PhD when i'm finished. when i'm finished i'll be able to get jobs paying biglaw-like money, but that won't be for a few yrs (as noted previously)
i anticipate some psychological "what ifs" if i ding the McDermott offer... like, when i'm working hard at UVA and writing lengthy complex papers instead of doing doc review and writing memos, i will be thinknig to myself, why did i leave BigLaw money on the table...
another factor: although i went to an HYP u/g, my JD was from a 2nd tier TTT and i consider myself lucky with my law firm experience (1 yr at a V10 and now a lateral offer at McDermott in a corporate department). so, if i ding McDermott to go to school i will feel that i "made it" (getting the offer) and then walked away form it
in the long run, it willb e good but any hints on dealing with regrets? or did you totally know you would be fine?
how did u handle that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=559267&forum_id=2#7369975) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 9:28 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Date: January 21st, 2007 2:27 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
i'm in a similar position, although i'm out. for me "finishing what i started" included 2 yrs of practice. 1 yr at an NYC office of a V10 and another yr or so at a V50 in DC in a practice area that will be useful when i transition to the health sciences business world... i looked at the 2 yrs as a learning experience ... of course i've been paid for that learning experience... so its kinda nice
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=567302&forum_id=2#7461633) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Date: December 31st, 2006 3:20 AM Author: pauliewalnuts Subject: question re myspace
i just had an attractive (not a 10 but maybe an 8 from what i can see) girl mssg me randomly on myspace. similar academic background and same age. its just weird bc its random (i dont know her and she doesnt know any of my friends). this is rare for girls to do--i never have this happen and i'm a good looking guy (6'2, athletic, brown hair, blue eyes) and have plenty of girls in real life. my q. is, does this constitute prima facie evidence that she is a slut? her actual random message was "i wish you were my opposing counsel" (she = also an attorney). my profile is rudimentary, just lists my Vault 100 law firm, my UG school, my L school, and my PhD program, has a link to several published papers, and pictures of me with my guy friends and ex gf. very tame and nondescript (so even if a sr partner saw it or something it raises absolutely no questions). also im 26 and all my friends have a basic myspace and facebook profile which we use in lieu of email a lot of times. so anyway, to me having a profile =/= soliciting females (not that i mind if hot girls who want to bang me start mssging me), its just something all my friends and i have for amusement and communication/photo sharing
how rare is it for a girl to randomly mssg a guy and does it mean shes a slut (see mssg above)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322861)
Date: December 31st, 2006 3:27 AM Author: pauliewalnuts
i am doing the master's portion now... i have classes only on fridays. i lateraled to this firm from STB in NYC. i am not partner-track, nor do i want to be. i billed slightly over 1900 hrs in 2006 and my target was 1800, so i was fine.
i work in DC and drive out to charlottesville on fridays. i am @ UVA for grad school. i would tell you what grad program im in but its too small and would give away my ID.
i work long hours still, but my job now = antitrust. i am not doing the heavy lifting corp work anymore. i specialize in Rodino filings and 2nd requests. i travel a lot to the clients (which could be any day of the week, i just have to go on site and dig through their treasure trove to find the magic docs that DOJ needs to approve the merger)
do you have a thought on the underlying question?
btw, i am new as of yesterday, although i used to post on jdjive.com when i was in L school. im not a fan of kubricks work either, having only seen 1 of his movies (Eyes Wide Shut)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322880)
Date: December 31st, 2006 3:34 AM Author: pauliewalnuts
it is in the health sciences, that is all i will say at this pt. my classes = at jordan hall.
i actually have a 2nd apartment for when i need to be in cville. its down JPA where you make the 90* turn and go past dirty nellie's, etc. rent in cville is mad cheap
cville is an ok town, made me appreciate the east coast though... sometimes it can be hick-like. at which point i get on 29 N and head for civilization
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322891) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 9:10 PM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt More Fordham proof?
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=599988&mc=43&forum_id=2#7798572 |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 9:15 PM Author: odious striped hyena state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7799648) |
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Date: March 30th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: henna flatulent range tattoo bump for pw's outing as pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7841253) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 9:43 AM Author: vermilion godawful theatre A poor, and a FILTHY PART-TIME STUDENT Date: February 11th, 2007 7:40 PM Author: pauliewalnuts
i wasn't bragging. i was just stating that it was AWFUL to live in an area where bad behavior was the norm/tolerated and idiots/thugs were exalted. it was a huge fact of life for me at that time... the fact i went to work early in the AM and then went to law school at night, coming home from library around 12mid or 1am. and i couldnt walk down the block or through my building lobby without being subjected to seeing drug deals, being harassed, hearing loud kids running around on a school night, and smelling weed all throughout my building.
i wanted to juxtaposition this with a type of living on the rise--ppl moving to exurban areas ~1 hr from a smallish city where zoning is very protective and therefore people just assume everyone else is good and the quality of interactions are enormously improved |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 9:51 AM Author: Brilliant marketing idea people who are hurt Mystery's been solved. Originally, I compiled every single PW post with outable information here: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&mc=26&forum_id=2#7747953
His FIRST KNOWN POST, as far as I could find, was actually "TITCR," December 31, 2006, at 2:35 AM. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554728&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322696
NOW, I ask, is it REASONABLE to believe that someone who claimed later that he was "new to the board" and first visited that very week to use an acronym like "TITCR" on his very first post? Unlikely.
Another early known post, as far as I could find, took place at 3:23 AM, and used the term "TTT." http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554746&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322871
AGAIN, I ask the SAME QUESTION.
His FIRST KNOWN THREAD, as far as I could find, included common parlance of "Vault 100," calling a girl an 8, using "prima facie," etc. He then included a picture of a WHITE GUY WITH AN ASIAN GIRL, a subtle reversal of the Board's lore. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322861
FINALLY, Paulie and Pensive both frequently begin sentences and paragraphs with "I." It's just that PW uses all lower case letters in his "hidden shtick," and Pensive uses normal punctuation. CONSIDER
I'm not going to comment, for the following reason: I am a troll, and therefore my obvious interest is to convince others of a lie. Trolls want to shift blame for their trolls and take credit for other peoples'. (Blame and credit are, of course, the same commodity; in essence, they just want obfuscation.) Therefore, if I am indeed Pauliewalnuts, I should want you to believe him to be someone else, and I would be massively prestigious for this getting the whole way to the Wash Post without my getting caught. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, then I want credit for his very successful trolling, and I will be prestigious for having been given it.
I win as long as the majority of XO believes the opposite of what is true, and therefore whatever is in my interest will not be in other peoples'. Therefore, my contributions on this topic will be of no value to anyone.
But, even if the truth is discovered, then I win either way. If I am Pauliewalnuts, and it is believed to be so, then the board is convinced of my skill as a troll. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, and considered innocent of his deeds, then I can watch with awe as an innocent bystander. No matter what happens, I win. Pensive always wins.
I'll only say that there are posters who know the truth. GTO is one of them.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730799
i am doing the master's portion now... i have classes only on fridays. i lateraled to this firm from STB in NYC. i am not partner-track, nor do i want to be. i billed slightly over 1900 hrs in 2006 and my target was 1800, so i was fine.
i work in DC and drive out to charlottesville on fridays. i am @ UVA for grad school. i would tell you what grad program im in but its too small and would give away my ID.
i work long hours still, but my job now = antitrust. i am not doing the heavy lifting corp work anymore. i specialize in Rodino filings and 2nd requests. i travel a lot to the clients (which could be any day of the week, i just have to go on site and dig through their treasure trove to find the magic docs that DOJ needs to approve the merger)
do you have a thought on the underlying question?
btw, i am new as of yesterday, although i used to post on jdjive.com when i was in L school. im not a fan of kubricks work either, having only seen 1 of his movies (Eyes Wide Shut)
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322880 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:31 AM Author: cheese-eating cuckoldry ratface I started to think I was crazy, but there have been many other shortlived schticks that were clearly Pensive to me. He's got a distinct and detectable style. Please pwn him somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7864879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:10 PM Author: Beta School Cafeteria Affirmative Action hes admitted that he has something in the range of hundreds to 1k different monikers that hes used before. his sociopathy knows no bounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7867381) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:15 PM Author: bossy mad cow disease don't forget that he proudly "outted 6 posters" as soon as he got here. He couldnt have found all that background info out without being an (extreme) regular. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#7867406) |
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Date: June 9th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Floppy Electric Furnace Dingle Berry subtle pensive troll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#8233623) |
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Date: June 9th, 2007 3:08 AM Author: Grizzly provocative institution digit ratio He looks like perez hilton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#8233791) |
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Date: August 6th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Clear windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#8481377) |
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Date: February 1st, 2008 2:08 AM Author: Wild crackhouse Keep this thread bumped until pauliewalnuts' crucifixion.
This could all be an elaborate schtick by a megaposter. Who knows. |
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Date: February 1st, 2008 4:23 PM Author: Exhilarant hyperactive house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#9254419) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2008 5:36 PM Author: Fluffy electric stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#9259319) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 10:01 PM Author: titillating jet-lagged personal credit line looks like it finally happened. bye, pauliewalnuts! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#9435564) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 10:09 PM Author: multi-colored bistre mental disorder gaping this sounds like a good name for a band, or at least the title of a band's first CD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&forum_id=2#9435611) |