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Announcing a Gentlemen's Wager
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Date: January 13th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo RESOLVED, this Thirteenth day of January, in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Five,
That the Right Honourable Messrs. Neil of Swindon and WBA do hereby agree to the entry into and formation of a Gentlemen's Wager, and to be bound thereto to the fulleft extent of the Laws of the goode city of Philadelphia and those of our revered Nation. Upon the releafe of firft-semefter law school grades from the reknowned Univerfity of Pennfylvania Law School (J. Wilfon, Proprietor), Messrs. Neil and WBA fhall at once compare their refpective marks in the four graded courfes, and whichever of the two shall be found to pofsess the higher grade-point-average on a ftandard 4.0 scale fhall be declared immediately the Lofer, and fhall deliver to the victorious party the terms of the wager. For the Terms of this wager fhall be as follows: Messr. Neil of Swindon hath procured, at great expenfe and penalty of mifdemeanor, a rare Helmet Headlight ftolen from the locker and living abode of Messr. Great Teacher Onisuka. For his part, Messr. WBA fhall offer a Life-Size and printed reproduction of the hallowed Philadelphia document, our country's Declaration of Independence, to be purchafed forthwith from the Univerfity Book-ftore.
Upon the fuccefsful termination of this wager, notice fhall be pofted in all necefsary places fufficient to provide the Auto-Admit community of the identity of the Victorious and hereforth Unemployable Winner.
SIGNED, WBA Neil in Swindon and Borne witness hereto by the Underfigned |
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Date: January 13th, 2005 1:33 AM Author: Ruddy Psychic Field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921827) |
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Date: January 13th, 2005 1:35 AM Author: magenta razzmatazz church building clown LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921842) |
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Date: January 13th, 2005 10:00 AM Author: aphrodisiac codepig partner that made me laugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1922813) |
Date: January 13th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: jet gas station associate "You guys, is this cool or not? I can't tell." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921880) |
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Date: January 13th, 2005 10:02 AM Author: Buff ladyboy affirmative action A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1922819) |
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Date: January 13th, 2005 8:39 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo I hope not. I want to win this bet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1926571) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:46 AM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo It is my great and honourable pleafure to announce that the Winner of the aforementioned hedge-wager is: myfelf! My fincereft congratulations to Messr. Neil of Swindon on his newfound ftate of employability, and I fhall expect delivery of the promifed Helmet Headlight pofthafte. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054486) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:53 AM Author: puce beady-eyed office puppy *fheepifh*
Let us not today undereftimate the diftinguifhed record of Messr. WBA. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:55 AM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo Do not cheapen my hard-fought victory so, Messr. Swindon. The thrill of victory is mine, along with the job panhandling outfide of Wawa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054508) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:57 AM Author: nofapping galvanic old irish cottage Well played, both of you. Re panhandling outside Wawa, you may to look forward to joining the guild: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=124466&mc=116&forum_id=2#2053835 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054514) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:58 AM Author: offensive range chad best post in the history of the board....all that olde englifh is giving me wood....you two should be the only ones allowed to troll in olde englifh since you started it/are the only ones who can pull it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054515) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo Thank ye, thank ye. You are truly too kind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058218) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:39 PM Author: Charismatic cuck parlour Pfft, I beat BOTH of you per capita by far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058230) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo Per capita? You really don't know Latin, do you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058262) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Charismatic cuck parlour I took it for two years in high school!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058272) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Naked irradiated son of senegal One year here and all I remember is "Puella Pulchra" and the lesbians that used to play slap and tickle in my class. Latin was great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058288) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM Author: exciting green doctorate WBA you are so adorable :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058294) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo And I won the bet! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058299) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:02 PM Author: puce beady-eyed office puppy I told you: no helmet headlight. Impracticable. GTO installed electro-shock fencing in front of his locker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058419) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:03 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo That's not a viable excuse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058426) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:03 PM Author: puce beady-eyed office puppy I guess we'll have to wait for the memo on this from GTO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058428) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo Yeah, I guess we will. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058434) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:06 PM Author: puce beady-eyed office puppy Yeah. Right.
Stroock < yourgradesmygrades < Williams & Connolly.
You're fine. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo Well, yeah, my other C+ grades bring me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058451) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:07 PM Author: puce beady-eyed office puppy don't insult the penguin like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058454) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:08 PM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo It's a quality mascot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058458) |
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Date: July 12th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: Shivering wonderful tattoo After year-end grades have been releafed, Messr. Swindon is ftill ahead in our fine wager. Sadly, we did not extend faid wager to the fecond femefter cumulatatively, so I cannot collect another Helmet Headlight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#3263480) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: rose godawful base elastic band i miss this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#7714345) |