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Great: Symplicity now lists LLM programs instread of Jobs

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of onl...
pearl locus
  12/15/10
ahah. scam to the core. rank?
carmine school cafeteria potus
  12/15/10
T14
pearl locus
  12/15/10
what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)
carmine school cafeteria potus
  12/15/10
does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now act...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
...
carmine school cafeteria potus
  12/15/10
...
pearl locus
  12/15/10
seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insul...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
What? Really?
glittery milk center
  12/15/10
yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the scie...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's fla...
lime roast beef stock car
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Irradiated psychic stage
  12/15/10
this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.
pearl locus
  12/15/10
Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserv...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your mis...
Irradiated psychic stage
  12/15/10
this did not happen sorry
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  12/15/10
sadly, it really did happen
plum fighting theater stage
  12/16/10
I definitely believe it.
irate parlour incel
  12/16/10
i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in febru...
Navy bateful garrison
  03/23/11
flame
Massive Know-it-all Resort Windowlicker
  01/11/12
It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for...
pearl locus
  12/15/10
My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeatin...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
180.
magical indigo reading party stain
  12/15/10
It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.
pearl locus
  12/15/10
LOLLM Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law Sch...
lime roast beef stock car
  12/15/10
180
magical indigo reading party stain
  12/15/10
That's the one.
pearl locus
  12/15/10
180
carmine school cafeteria potus
  12/15/10
So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment"...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attor...
pearl locus
  12/15/10
this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked becau...
plum fighting theater stage
  12/15/10
a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just g...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
don't you think the nice little internship they give you as ...
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
most internships don't require a $70 application fee http...
lime roast beef stock car
  12/15/10
What's tuition?
pearl locus
  12/15/10
Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be...
lime roast beef stock car
  12/16/10
lol
Electric avocado place of business
  12/19/10
ROFLMAOOOOO I dont know if it is because I'm sleep depriv...
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  01/29/11
still hilarious never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fuc...
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  03/23/11
holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bu...
Umber Doobsian Multi-billionaire
  01/06/11
cr
lime roast beef stock car
  01/29/11
awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd. Duke L...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
In other words...
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  12/15/10
holy fucking shit
Wine idea he suggested
  12/15/10
One hundred and eighty.
Dull Exciting Bawdyhouse Dog Poop
  12/15/10
lol No.1 in entrepreneur law
green theater
  12/16/10
" post graduate employment".
Navy bateful garrison
  03/23/11
In the sales game this is called an "up sell." ...
Opaque Insecure Whorehouse Persian
  01/12/12
What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?
carmine school cafeteria potus
  12/15/10
lol uh...
stubborn box office love of her life
  12/15/10
What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you alr...
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where ...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
For a different perspective
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets...
pearl locus
  12/15/10
Pay $40K a year for this!
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
lol. If he was so hell bent on getting more education wh...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes h...
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
LOL
lime roast beef stock car
  12/15/10
art school brother
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
180
magical indigo reading party stain
  12/16/10
Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and ha...
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good b...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end esco...
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  03/23/11
same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got
Navy bateful garrison
  03/23/11
why the fuck are we subsidizing this?
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
if only taxpayers had standing to sue.
naked slate private investor
  12/15/10
I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw ...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/15/10
this makes me sad.
brilliant thirsty area antidepressant drug
  12/15/10
For an orientation activity you would think that they would ...
naked slate private investor
  12/16/10
http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg you ...
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  12/16/10
* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad * * i graduate in the ...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/16/10
Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the ...
naked slate private investor
  12/16/10
fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?
lime roast beef stock car
  12/16/10
Lmao
rambunctious grizzly lodge dingle berry
  01/29/11
...
Ultramarine Blood Rage
  03/31/11
When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND ...
Trip fuchsia philosopher-king stead
  12/15/10
...
Histrionic temple
  12/15/10
Not funny, at all. MODS!!!!
aromatic mentally impaired orchestra pit
  12/15/10
wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people f...
green theater
  12/16/10
bump for afternoon crowd
Electric avocado place of business
  12/16/10
...
green theater
  12/16/10
this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an ...
hairraiser dopamine
  12/16/10
better to know early on.
Fragrant apoplectic gaming laptop
  12/16/10
I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientatio...
brilliant thirsty area antidepressant drug
  12/16/10
do it faggot, go to dental school
swashbuckling chestnut halford mediation
  12/16/10
TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big sc...
irate parlour incel
  12/16/10
same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eve...
hairraiser dopamine
  01/11/12
...
naked slate private investor
  12/16/10
love the porn soundtrack why the edit brother? multiple 1...
lime roast beef stock car
  12/16/10
I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on sym...
Adventurous Prole
  12/17/10
these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federa...
Electric avocado place of business
  12/17/10
They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accredit...
Adventurous Prole
  12/17/10
...
magical indigo reading party stain
  12/19/10
They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.
Electric avocado place of business
  12/19/10
still listed! not too late to apply folks!
lime roast beef stock car
  01/05/11
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP DEAR U...
odious public bath
  01/05/11
this is good
costumed crotch pervert
  01/05/11
criminally underrated
Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
  01/29/11
Solid brother.
Fragrant apoplectic gaming laptop
  01/29/11
...
magical indigo reading party stain
  02/14/11
...
multi-colored well-lubricated abode
  03/23/11
...
Ultramarine Blood Rage
  03/23/11
lololol
Wine idea he suggested
  03/31/11
lol
Spectacular Honey-headed Principal's Office Elastic Band
  12/07/11
bloody brilliant
Cruel-hearted Bipolar Set Digit Ratio
  01/11/12
...
Heady slippery half-breed useless brakes
  01/11/12
can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' ca...
lime roast beef stock car
  01/06/11
gtown, too
rambunctious grizzly lodge dingle berry
  03/23/11
Was just posted at my T2.
Abnormal azure pistol mad cow disease
  03/31/11
...
lime roast beef stock car
  02/14/11
...
Ultramarine Blood Rage
  03/23/11
Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP...
lime roast beef stock car
  03/31/11
...
Ultramarine Blood Rage
  03/31/11
This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on...
pearl locus
  12/07/11
it's up at my school and somehow under "position type&q...
appetizing space
  12/07/11
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1
Flushed beta sanctuary masturbator
  01/11/12
do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?
pearl locus
  01/11/12


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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: pearl locus

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of only jobs it's now trying to sell us on some ridiculous LLM program.

*instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819645)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: carmine school cafeteria potus

ahah. scam to the core.

rank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819647)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: pearl locus

T14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: carmine school cafeteria potus

what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819689)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now acting like ttt scams. It's sad, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819701)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: carmine school cafeteria potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819721)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: pearl locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822346)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insulting and upsetting this is? my career services office (t20) straight up told me to go back to school for something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819685)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: glittery milk center

What? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819731)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the sciences in undergrad. If you want to make money you should really consider going back to school in a health related field. Have you thought about medicine or becoming a physician's assistant?" I know that people are going to accuse me of being flame BUT this really did happen. The career services lady then said something like "People think lawyers make money but we really don't" I called my family up crying that night. True story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819763)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's flame that costs you an extra few hundred dollars a year in tuition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819780)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: Irradiated psychic stage

SURVEY SAYS:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819829)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: pearl locus

this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819847)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserve it for making the shit decision to go to law school. But, her comments nearly caused me to killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Irradiated psychic stage

SURVEY SAYS:

sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your misery. you don't deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819870)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

this did not happen sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822359)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

sadly, it really did happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828538)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: irate parlour incel

I definitely believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832806)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Navy bateful garrison

i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in february of 1L to work retail for that summer. no advice on internships for non- profits or legal aid or anything. "work retail". fuck. also a T-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583222)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: Massive Know-it-all Resort Windowlicker

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765426)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: pearl locus

It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for all those years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819747)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeating the mantra of networking and improving your resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822366)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: magical indigo reading party stain

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819652)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: pearl locus

It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819662)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

LOLLM

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

apply Close

Posted: Dec 15, 2010

Division N/A

Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

Employer Profile

Description

Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual.

Neither should their lawyers.

The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead the innovative ventures that will drive tomorrows global economy. The program fuses law and business to build knowledge in areas that are crucial to startups and entrepreneurial ventures, including finance, corporate structuring, IP, regulatory constraints and opportunities, taxation, and risk management. The curriculum is designed to provide maximum flexibility so you can design the path that best meets your needs, and coursework is augmented by practical experience and networking opportunities. Applications now being accepted for 2011-2012.

Position Type

Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Desired Class Level(s)

3L Class, LLM, Graduate/Alumni



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819718)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: magical indigo reading party stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819724)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: pearl locus

That's the one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819729)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: carmine school cafeteria potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819737)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment" does that mean that they will count people enrolled in it as "employed" for purposes of the rankings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819774)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: pearl locus

All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attorneys" which is SOME bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819783)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:12 PM
Author: plum fighting theater stage

this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked because I was t20 and not t14, but I guess even t14 students are having a hard time. I have no idea what people at true ttts are doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819888)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just got a job and he graduated in 09.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822376)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:56 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

don't you think the nice little internship they give you as part of the entrepreneurship program is employment? I think it is! They probably give you $250 per month towards starting your own law office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819789)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

most internships don't require a $70 application fee

http://www.law.duke.edu/admis/degreeprograms/llm/app_instruct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819919)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: pearl locus

What's tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819960)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be comparable to the tuition for one year of the Law School's JD program and its LLM for International Law Graduates. The current annual tuition is $46,930, plus fees.

http://www.law.duke.edu/llmle/faq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831929)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856779)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:16 AM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

ROFLMAOOOOO

I dont know if it is because I'm sleep deprived or because this is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that even top law schools are now total fucking scams, but this was the most hilarious thing I've read in days.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:26 AM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

still hilarious

never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fucking LLM

whoever created this scam LLM should be prosecuted for fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582948)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:07 AM
Author: Umber Doobsian Multi-billionaire

holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bump up their employment numbers but you are PAYING them to do so! it is that sort of creative business sense that made American great.

EDIT: they are charging $47k for this??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983782)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165331)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd.

Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities

Shouldn't Duke have done that in the JD program?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822440)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault
Subject: In other words...

"Let me fuck you a little deeper in the ass as you take it with a smile" (Duke Law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822461)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Wine idea he suggested

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822529)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Dull Exciting Bawdyhouse Dog Poop

One hundred and eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822586)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: green theater

lol No.1 in entrepreneur law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828630)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: Navy bateful garrison

" post graduate employment".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583228)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Opaque Insecure Whorehouse Persian

In the sales game this is called an "up sell."

This LLM is an "add-on" or an "accessory" to the JD.

They use the same faculty, classrooms, etc. as for the JD, even recruit already paying customers, I mean students.

Pure profit for the school.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19766218)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: carmine school cafeteria potus

What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819738)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: stubborn box office love of her life

lol uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819876)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you already graduated from?

1. What has been your favorite thing about Duke's Law and Entrepreneurship LLM so far?

I have been most pleased with the way the program is so vastly different from law school.

2. How has Duke Law surprised you?

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5723&u=11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822502)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

Love the slamming of Notre Dame in this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822524)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: naked slate private investor
Subject: For a different perspective

A Collegial and Vibrant Community

The word “community” is often used by alumni and current students when describing their Notre Dame law school experience. The sense of community that exists among Notre Dame law students, faculty, and staff is fostered by a culture that encourages students to do their personal best, while supporting classmates in their development as professionals. Students are greeted warmly, treated collegially, and challenged intellectually, all within an environment of cooperation and faith, which will form the basis of life-long friendships and professional relationships.

http://law.nd.edu/admissions-and-financial-aid/why-notre-dame-law-look-closer/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822572)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: pearl locus

There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets his BA in Santa Barbara, goes to South Bend Indiana for law school and decides to spend a year getting a worthless LLM in North Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823618)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: naked slate private investor
Subject: Pay $40K a year for this!

3. Tell us about a class outside the law school or an extracurricular activity you are involved in.

This semester, I am...shadowing a local restaurateur...

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5774&u=11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822522)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

lol.

If he was so hell bent on getting more education why didn't he just get an MBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822544)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes he cross registered for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822580)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job he'd be working right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822610)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823812)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

art school brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823843)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: magical indigo reading party stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and having art class:

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/gallery?id=157

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822604)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:29 AM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end escorting.

why is she doing this to herself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582953)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: Navy bateful garrison

same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583245)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

why the fuck are we subsidizing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

if only taxpayers had standing to sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822699)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw art class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: brilliant thirsty area antidepressant drug

this makes me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824055)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

For an orientation activity you would think that they would at the very least work on a COLLABORATIVE finger painting project instead of all sitting at their individual canvases.

Though I suppose the idea here is that the school is giving them the message that they are going to be solo attorneys for the rest of their lives. If so, this is a good first class lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16830870)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg

you can just see the look of dejection on his face as he holds his head down reaching for a tube of paint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828507)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad *

* i graduate in the top 1/3 of my class from a t25 *

* i can't even find a 45k job and am now in art class *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828518)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: naked slate private investor

Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the supplies too. He probably just arrived 10 minutes ago. The other guy looks happy about it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828582)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831949)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:20 AM
Author: rambunctious grizzly lodge dingle berry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165237)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653041)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Trip fuchsia philosopher-king stead

When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND BOUQUET OF FLOWERS GIFTING SPREE at the law school, I still can't decide if I want it to start in career services, or take it up to the admissions office. Decisions, decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823649)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Histrionic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired orchestra pit

Not funny, at all.

MODS!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824230)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: green theater

wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people forget trustafarian already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828654)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

bump for afternoon crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828479)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: green theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828716)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:28 PM
Author: hairraiser dopamine

this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an offer from CCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832604)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: Fragrant apoplectic gaming laptop

better to know early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832693)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: brilliant thirsty area antidepressant drug

I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientation if that'll cheer you up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832721)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling chestnut halford mediation

do it faggot, go to dental school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832744)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: irate parlour incel

TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big scholarship. It was the worst decision of my life. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832837)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: hairraiser dopamine

same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eventually they gave me a free ride so i went. still debating whether to stick around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765415)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: naked slate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832791)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

love the porn soundtrack

why the edit brother? multiple 180s there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jC0LeLL9w&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832838)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Adventurous Prole

I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on symplicity is sad, but you can chalk that up to some idiot at career services. But the fact that places like Duke and UCLA are churning out unemployed law grads and then turning around and offering then utterly worthless LLMs so the schools can pocket a few hundred grand in federal loans is a motherfucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832914)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federal loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832950)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Prole

They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accreditation of schools that engage in this clown shit. These degrees are worth less than a Phoenix MBA and cost a hell of a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832989)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: magical indigo reading party stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856680)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: Electric avocado place of business

They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856794)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

still listed! not too late to apply folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975896)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: odious public bath

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP

DEAR UCLA 3L:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONFERRAL OF A GRADUATE DEGREE OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM THE DEAN OF THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF LAW IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. OUR SCHOOL HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS TO US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. JAMES BARRALL, AN ATTORNEY WITH THE PRESTIGIOUS VAULT-10 LAW FIRM OF LATTHAM AND WATTKINS, WHO WILL BE ASSISTING US IN THIS TRANSFER. AS A LAW STUDENT, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF ONE OF THE GREATEST LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A CHECK FROM YOU IN THE SUM TOTAL OF 45,000 AMERICAN US DOLLARS. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY CULA STUDENT WHO WILL APPRECIATE WHAT AN ADVANCED DEGREE HAS TO OFFER SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO DEANSCHILLLOSANGELES@UCLA.EDU SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR PRESTIGIOUS ADVANCED LAW DEGREE FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE DEGREE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY DEAN MICHAEL SCHILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975928)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: costumed crotch pervert

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16979936)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:22 AM
Author: Fluffy Hilarious Brunch Double Fault

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164823)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:29 AM
Author: Fragrant apoplectic gaming laptop

Solid brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164843)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: magical indigo reading party stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287453)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584005)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:16 AM
Author: Wine idea he suggested

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653064)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Principal's Office Elastic Band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523606)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Bipolar Set Digit Ratio

bloody brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765610)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Heady slippery half-breed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765673)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:37 AM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' career websites? we know it's posted at UCLA and CLS. what about HYS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983907)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: rambunctious grizzly lodge dingle berry

gtown, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583878)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: Abnormal azure pistol mad cow disease

Was just posted at my T2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17656317)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: lime roast beef stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287435)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584011)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: lime roast beef stock car

Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP program? Missed the opportunity to apply? Dont worry deadlines been EXTENDED to APRIL 30!

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship

* apply

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Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual. Neither should their lawyers. The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead ... More

Application Deadline: Apr 30, 2011 Posted: Mar 31, 2011

Employer Duke Law School (Durham, NC) Position Type Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Location ID 11652

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17652924)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653023)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 2:54 AM
Author: pearl locus

This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on my school's website I will never give them a penny in donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523579)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing space

it's up at my school and somehow under "position type" it says "Attorney, Full-time associate position"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19524979)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Flushed beta sanctuary masturbator

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765442)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: pearl locus

do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765755)