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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:42 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap It turns out that a summer took my buddy's girl. My buddy was all torn up about it. I'm thinking of tanking the dude by giving him some dogshit reviews. What are friends for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428446) |
Date: June 19th, 2013 2:42 AM Author: mahogany liquid oxygen new version If not flame, don't do this bro. Keep it professional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428449) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:43 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I thought this. But I don't know man. Isn't this just looking out for my bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428452) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:08 AM Author: Frisky Cerebral Sneaky Criminal SINK HIS ASS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429273) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: Appetizing pozpig reading party I hear you, but don't do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23433533) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:45 AM Author: vigorous indian lodge sex offender Lol at keep it professional
Who do you care more about, your Jew partners or your friend? |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:46 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Exactly. Actually, not really, but close. Who do I care about more, one of my best friends or some totally fungible summer associate I'll never see again?
The jew partners don't give a fuck about summers I don't think. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 7:16 PM Author: Infuriating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23432257) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:46 AM Author: bossy psychic brunch how often in life will you get a chance like this to help your bro out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428461) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:47 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap This is a first. This is like drinks for a month big, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428466) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:47 AM Author: bossy psychic brunch you have to consider that you're not only fucking over the summer, but you're exacting sweet sweet revenge on his unfaithful whore gf as well. imagine how devastated she'll be when she can't tell all her friends that he has a full-time offer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428470) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:48 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Ya. I don't know if they're still together. This was like 8 months ago. But they might be. And this is a good point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428473) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:48 AM Author: abusive heaven volcanic crater fuck man that's harsh, unless this summer stole the girl from your bro it's the whores fault. don't take it out on the kid by completely fucking his life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428472) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:50 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I haven't asked my bro yet. I figure that I should decide 100% that I'm willing to tank him before I tell him because I don't want to get his hopes up and then bitch out. But, if he's still torn up, I think it would be worth it to fuck the smmer even if he's an alright guy. That's life in the big city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428477) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 8:21 AM Author: laughsome pit twinkling uncleanness Certainly she's very blameworthy, but he's a homewrecker. I used to have buddies in college and law school who would say shit like "my philosophy is that it's her relationship/marriage to worry about, not mine." That's bullshit, and everyone should know that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428877) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:50 AM Author: Swashbuckling Arrogant Associate Mood Finish him! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428478) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Thanks Evan39. IIRC, "finish him" is a common poast by you. I'm happy I was able to give you this opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428481) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:19 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428523) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:55 AM Author: Infuriating nursing home gas yourself. this is fcking terrible. this dude didn't do shit to you. you're going to fuck a guy because a girl left your friend 6 months ago? You're a sack of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428487) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:57 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I think fucking this summer's career is admirable and the moral thing to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428489) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:14 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship no, if it was the slut it would be admirable, but this guy just wanted some ass, cant blame him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428516) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:15 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap If this helps my bro out, then it's admirable. Especially if he's still with her. I'd be fucking her by ruining this guy's career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428518) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:16 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship not worth it, you could fuck yourself over too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428519) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:18 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I think there's a 0% chance of that. If I say he fucked shit up or blew deadlines or said something fucked up about the managing partner when he was drunk and talking to me, who is going to know the difference? No one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428521) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:19 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428522) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:22 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Life in the big city, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428526) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:25 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon god that would feel good to ruin that girl's life like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428532) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:27 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship the girl would just leave this guy, nbd for her if shes hot enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428534) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:29 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon except if she got pregnant and had to raise that babby of a jobless loser in poverty and the babby grew up dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428540) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: Crawly Hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429285) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:23 AM Author: Flatulent well-lubricated personal credit line stage if not flame, don't do it. bitch is to blame, not the associate. you aren't helping your friend out by ruining this dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428529) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:24 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap If I make my friend feel better, than I'm helping my friend. There's no way to deny that. It would be better to screw her over, but I only have the chance to screw him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428530) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:25 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship is the slut a lawyer or lawstudent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428531) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:29 AM Author: Flatulent well-lubricated personal credit line stage it's petty and your friend is better off not being with the slut in the long run. i don't need to tell you that it's unhealthy to derive joy out of others' misery. it'll negatively affect his future relationships and create all sorts of emotional baggage. now if the associate is a douchebag, by all means fuck him. but if he's just some dude who unwittingly fucked your friends whore of a gf, there's no reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428539) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:01 AM Author: excitant bawdyhouse (Summer associate scared shitless some dude is out to tank him and asking his girlfriend to name every boyfriend she ever had) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429255) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 4:44 AM Author: Cheese-eating Provocative Private Investor Sanctuary Just because she's a law firm 8 doesn't mean she isn't an IRL 4.5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428730) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:10 AM Author: Sooty Beady-eyed Locus Multi-billionaire tank the mother fucker then suck your bros dick for some comfort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428775) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:28 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428800) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Cobalt Rambunctious Voyeur Trump Supporter ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23433749) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:34 AM Author: aromatic maroon dragon jk stimming is good for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23435004) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 8:09 AM Author: chest-beating dark mexican How learned was your friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23428865) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:04 AM Author: walnut school cafeteria halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429265) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:30 PM Author: smoky odious hall apparently he is quite an intellectual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429632) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: anal round eye If she was the summer, I'd say do it. But fucking over the dude is just going to result in her dumping him and finding someone new who didn't lose the karma lottery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429282) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: Chestnut national security agency THE SUMMER MUST DIE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429284) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:30 PM Author: Marvelous circlehead you tank this dude. think about the asshole partners above you. they'd have tanked you in a second if presented with a similar scenario.
remember that xo hive opinion is formed by virgins, neckbeards, and NOWIG/NOWAGs who have to scrap and fight for any piece of trim they can get. they'll justify any behavior like this. man's gotta have a code. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: smoky odious hall i would think the neckbeard virgin thought process would come out the other way, where these guys are pulling for karmic retribution for hypergamous females and alpha studs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429865) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:49 PM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I'll leave polls open until midnight. Right now I think the "tank the summer" is in the lead by 3 votes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429754) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Marvelous circlehead dude, just remember the same people voting no spend their days N-threading and posting about naked weightlifting. you already know the right answer here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429826) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:51 PM Author: Contagious haunted graveyard 100% tank him. Help your friend and then tell him about it later on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429764) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Razzle kitchen gaming laptop This is just a straight up bitchmade thing to do. Doesn't get any more bitchmade than this.
I would never do something like this, because I'm not bitchmade. Maybe you are, but do you want to be? |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:02 PM Author: Diverse ivory crackhouse dopamine LOL @ u having a crisis over your betamax, bitchmade "friend" and this alpha SA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429823) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Doesn't that just make it all the better for me to fuck this guy? Bring his bitch ass down a peg. Let him know how alpha it is to graduate with crushing debt and no job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429841) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Diverse ivory crackhouse dopamine Bro, the world dishes out enough shit to keep all of us busy with our own affairs. There's really no reason for you to get involved fucking up / cleaning up other people's messes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429858) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:04 PM Author: deranged cuckold describe how this all went down. did the SA know your boy? did he know your friend was dating her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429831) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:04 PM Author: Exciting office deer antler TCQs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429834) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:07 PM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap I don't know. From my standpoint it would be about making my bro feel better. Not about justice for the summer or the girl. I'll ask though. For the purposes of this poll, lets say he didn't know. Just wrong (right?) place at the wrong time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429853) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: deranged cuckold right, you don't know because this post is flame.
don't do it. that's woman behavior to try and get back at some unknown dude who took your girl. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: Sticky slate toaster point tank him, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429860) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Hilarious theatre chad wtf, if not flame, do not fucking ruin this guys career you little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429861) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: house-broken judgmental shrine death wish FINISH HIM! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429870) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: disgusting turdskin station Subject: Another approach... Try to arrange an after party for a summer event where the GF is included. After the liquor flows for a while, subtly encourage other SAs (or associates) to hit on her.
With any luck, the guy will end up forever known as the SA whose GF was passed around his summer class like a peace pipe... |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap Fuck man. This only happens once in a great while. Takes a huge whore. I don't think this is realistic. Especially at the firm I'm at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429892) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: disgusting turdskin station Maybe, but it does seem more elegant than just giving the guy a couple bad reviews, doesn't it? He suffers the same fate as your friend did, and hopefully, the GF gets railed a few times and then dumped. What do you lose by trying? All it takes is planning a happy hour... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429939) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:35 PM Author: deranged cuckold LOLing at the thought of an attorney encouraging summers to try to bang another summer's GF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429987) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:40 PM Author: disgusting turdskin station "Subtly" encouraging. Not explicitly.
Of course, I'm ignoring the fact that 99% of this board lacks the social skills to understand the difference. Silly me... |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:43 PM Author: deranged cuckold you want to wreck some dude's career like a catty bitch and you don't even know how the situation went down. you have no social skills and are a fucking woman. stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23430020) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 4:10 PM Author: disgusting turdskin station I don't want to wreck anyone's career. The OP does; I was suggesting wrecking his relationship as an alternative.
Also, I really don't care how the situation went down. If the guy doesn't have the skills to keep his GF from hooking up with some other dude at a party, then he's got bigger problems than the OP... |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: Mint becky nowag Pic of OP: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/op-is-a-faggot-240x180.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429926) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:30 PM Author: anal round eye Consensus among known Asian posters ITT is to tank him, while us white bros say it would be a bitch move and you should lay off. Color me shocked. Choose your path accordingly, but know your influences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429960) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Boyish tanning salon if true, this explains asian supremacy in the 21st century.
OP: wait until after the summer is over, let him think he's getting the job, then have something "come up" in his file.
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:41 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship NOWAG is real and increasing brah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23435023) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:32 PM Author: Electric Frum Area Masturbator it's a 2-way street. the guy knew she was with another guy but chose to pursue it anyways. yeah, if I were in the OP's shoes, I would fuck him over. i'm pretty sadistic this way though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23429974) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: Exciting office deer antler don't do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23430033) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 3:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle gold corn cake If he knew the girl was dating another guy (your friend) and he got involved with her before she broke it off with your friend, TANK THAT MF'ER. He has character flaws. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23430646) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:41 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship it's not a man's fault he's trying to get ass. it's never his fault. it's her fault for cheating and being a slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23435024) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 4:16 PM Author: Adventurous filthpig roommate wait, you're going to give your buddy dogshit reviews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431124) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:01 PM Author: excitant bawdyhouse Wwjd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431429) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:05 PM Author: Diverse ivory crackhouse dopamine I keep reading "Learned friend" like "Learned Hand"
Should've said "Discovered" bro |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:08 PM Author: Chocolate pea-brained mother degenerate wtf I just came here to ask about Learned Friend and his ex gf. God damn it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431479) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:16 PM Author: yapping bipolar orchestra pit telephone If you have to think about doing this (rather than reflexively deciding to do it for the sheer spiteful pleasure of ruining some mediocrity's life), you will never make partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431543) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:17 PM Author: bossy psychic brunch (has never met a single law partner ever) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431549) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 5:24 PM Author: Flatulent well-lubricated personal credit line stage I'm beginning to think this is flame. You should still make him your summer bitch without being to overt about it. If he takes it like a subservient lil Joo, let him be. If he tries to alphadog, fuck his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23431584) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 7:17 PM Author: Infuriating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23432261) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 9:34 PM Author: Infuriating nursing home I don't get claiming flame and then giving advice. It's either flame or he needs advice. Also, I'm surprised some neurotic summer hasn't posted this on tls yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23433008) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 AM Author: Flatulent well-lubricated personal credit line stage the advice is given if partial flame. that is, if he's actually in a position to review summer associates regardless of their sexual exploits and relationships. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23435169) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 9:39 PM Author: Rough-skinned Market tank him; he actively encouraged cheating by the gf on your bro. That's blameworthy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23433033) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: Startling piazza toilet seat If you don't blackball that faggot, you aren't a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23433042) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:11 AM Author: Onyx meetinghouse TANK HIM
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:20 AM Author: Vivacious Idiotic Jap The poll is almost closed (I'm doing CA time). You have 40 minutes. It seems like the "ruin this guy's life" vote is ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23434972) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 2:43 AM Author: Big cowardly friendly grandma cruise ship its flame, but unless he's doing all his work for you, you might end up being the one fucked in the end when his evals are all good for the other attys
plus dood seems alpha, you should befriend him and tap some skanks |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Bateful Rigpig demolish him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23440397) |
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Date: June 21st, 2013 1:49 AM Author: excitant bawdyhouse Dude, xo says you have to ruin this dudes career (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23442220) |
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Date: June 21st, 2013 2:03 AM Author: Slap-happy nighttime property TANK TANK TANK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2286348&forum_id=2#23442301) |