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deconstructing Whokebe

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "...
180 Garrison Hairy Legs
  06/20/07
"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasi...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma
  06/20/07
i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which...
Talented Preventive Strike
  06/20/07
agreed. edited for clarity.
180 Garrison Hairy Legs
  06/20/07
After weeks of controversy following mainstream media covera...
Talented Preventive Strike
  06/20/07
That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true. thi...
razzle-dazzle crusty locale
  06/20/07
180
frisky jewess
  06/20/07
is your moniker a tribute to the porn site? if so are the p...
Scarlet anal skinny woman
  06/20/07
180
orchid range french chef
  06/20/07
How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?
mustard zombie-like shrine useless brakes
  06/20/07
I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess so...
Talented Preventive Strike
  06/20/07
lol
out-of-control lascivious degenerate
  06/24/07
that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for...
french site mexican
  05/01/08
180
orchid range french chef
  06/20/07
we are all jew...we are all boat people.
salmon wonderful spot deer antler
  06/20/07
180
Multi-colored sanctuary
  06/20/07
To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent...
Sable buck-toothed chapel
  06/20/07
180
Scarlet anal skinny woman
  06/20/07
180
orchid range french chef
  06/20/07
awesome ty
180 Garrison Hairy Legs
  06/20/07
180
Multi-colored sanctuary
  06/20/07
180
Multi-colored sanctuary
  06/20/07
180
Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma
  06/24/07
you're alright, mike
flickering laughsome mental disorder
  05/01/08
I don't think pensive writes like that.
thriller bisexual dysfunction jap
  05/01/08
i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive...
flickering laughsome mental disorder
  05/01/08
bother to what, make a great post?
Rambunctious Gaming Laptop Church Building
  05/01/08
yeah, especially this time of night
flickering laughsome mental disorder
  05/01/08
i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a ye...
Rambunctious Gaming Laptop Church Building
  05/01/08
"but who else would bother?" Please see http://...
Startled sneaky criminal
  05/01/08
180
orchid range french chef
  06/20/07
Deconstruction is so 1994.
Startled sneaky criminal
  05/01/08
bravo
High-end dashing pervert patrolman
  10/14/08
...
Scarlet anal skinny woman
  06/20/07
whokebe came to me in a dream once. http://www.indianchil...
razzle-dazzle crusty locale
  06/20/07
Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.
Yellow provocative lay blood rage
  06/20/07
nice, subtle seinfeld ref.
house-broken godawful kitchen hominid
  06/20/07
One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.
Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma
  06/20/07
People here are too smart for their own good and they have t...
excitant gas station therapy
  06/20/07
tell me about it
flickering laughsome mental disorder
  05/01/08
...
Black ticket booth party of the first part
  06/24/07
...
orchid range french chef
  06/24/07
...
diverse swollen business firm
  05/15/08
jouissance
disturbing hairless stag film
  06/24/07
This whole thread is whokebe.
ebony masturbator
  06/24/07
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glittery shivering theatre
  06/25/07
...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma
  10/16/07
...
razzle-dazzle crusty locale
  10/17/07
EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST
Floppy theater athletic conference
  10/17/07
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disturbing hairless stag film
  10/29/07
Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM Author: AK47 can't hol...
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  10/29/07
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Vibrant Coldplay Fan
  03/04/08
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diverse swollen business firm
  03/04/08
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Federal arousing place of business cuckoldry
  05/01/08
at the risk of redundancy 180
racy impertinent senate love of her life
  05/01/08
10 And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like un...
thriller bisexual dysfunction jap
  05/03/08
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razzle-dazzle crusty locale
  05/15/08
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big locus
  10/22/08


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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: 180 Garrison Hairy Legs

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "Whokebe," pronounced in the mind, or aloud, is reminiscent of "who can he be?" This question, however, is blurred and distorted into the tribal utterance, "Whokebe," and one can image this ultimate question being chanted around the fires of our most ancient human ancestors. The effect of this figurative transformation is to brilliantly suggest that we are all Whokebe; we are all the answer to the question: "who can he be?" In this sense, Whokebe becomes an "everyman" voicing the universal concerns of all humanity about body image and the finance industry. More elusive, and perhaps more interesting, is the reality that, in the literal sense, Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278257)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma

"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasianguys," "WHITE GIRLS WITH ASIAN GUYS." There's definitely a genetic similarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278263)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Talented Preventive Strike

i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which should conclude "Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278267)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: 180 Garrison Hairy Legs

agreed.

edited for clarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278269)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:27 PM
Author: Talented Preventive Strike

After weeks of controversy following mainstream media coverage on sexually harassing content, sharply-worded condemnations from law school deans, and the convening of a panel discussion at Harvard Law School, the infamous Autoadmit message board ceased to hide its posters' anonymity Monday. Visitors were finally able to see which posters were using multiple usernames, and other posters were outright identified by their name or school.

Some speculated that a series of identical form letters from consumer advocacy outfit Reputation Defender had finally done the trick, while others suggested that it was more likely that monkeys had begun to fly out of the rear end of Michael Fertik, the inept HLS grad at the helm of Reputation Defender. The real consensus was that site owner Jarrett Cohen had finally broken down after the five thousandth thread containing "white girls with asian guys" jokes, and had finally decided to open the Pandora's box of the message board's user information which he had been secretly collecting.

The truth about Autoadmit's posters didn't take long to discover.

"Yeah, there are only six people posting," admitted Cohen by email this week. "You can see why I didn't want it to get out."

The new user profile information showed that only six individuals are responsible for 100% of the board's often disturbing content, with some taking on upwards of 50 usernames and arguing with themselves for hours late at night about whether bottom 1/3 at Georgetown really does get biglaw or are just pretending, how many drug arrests it takes to have a real Character & Fitness problem for the bar, or how many seconds it would take University of Texas Professor Brian Leiter to start rationalizing his school's drop in the US News rankings.

An obese grandmother in Dubuque, Iowa was revealed as the force behind posters like "pensive," "bigpapapump," "Mandy," "Mind the Gap," and two dozen more. Female posters "Rowan," "saltybabe," "rasquach" and "sugarywitch" were all revealed to be the work of Southwestern School of Law 3L Kevin McDonald, a 41-year old former security guard.

"IAMAREFRIGERATOR" turned out to be an actual refrigerator in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"WHOOSH!!" said the poster, when contacted for a comment.

In the most surprising turn of events, the identity of one poster turned out to be a member of the elite law school community. The infamous, obsessive poster "superstudyasian" was revealed to be no other than Yale Law School Dean Harold Koh.

"I am appalled by this accusation," said Dean Koh when asked to respond by telephone. "I am much too busy as dean to post thousands of threads praising those who, like me, have loving, committed relationships composed of an Asian male and a Caucasian female. You might expect these antics from David Lat, but not myself."

Koh then whispered, "WGWAG," and hung up the phone.

As the Record went to print Wednesday, the Internet Speech panel hosted by the Berkman Center was still on, despite uninviting Autoadmit administrator Cohen and Michigan law professor and gadfly Ann Althouse the week before the panel.

"This will be the best panel to ever uninvite the people who might say something interesting," said Professor Charles Nesson Wednesday. "I may just uninvite myself."

http://www.xoxohth.com/go.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.www.hlrecord.org%2Fmedia%2Fstorage%2Fpaper609%2Fnews%2F2007%2F04%2F05%2FNews%2FAutoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278279)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crusty locale

That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true.

this board stopped being about law school along time ago too; we just talk about it because i think we think we are supposed to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278294)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:33 PM
Author: frisky jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278298)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: Scarlet anal skinny woman

is your moniker a tribute to the porn site?

if so are the people on that site actors or regular people getting fucked on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278300)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: orchid range french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278565)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: mustard zombie-like shrine useless brakes

How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278586)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Talented Preventive Strike

I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess some people are seeing it for the first time.

http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2007/04/05/News/Autoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608203&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278591)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: out-of-control lascivious degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292793)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: french site mexican

that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for the motherfucking HLS newspaper to have a web site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714764)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: orchid range french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278268)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: salmon wonderful spot deer antler

we are all jew...we are all boat people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278275)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278288)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: Sable buck-toothed chapel

To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent branch of contemporary whokebology, an examination of the whokebe chronology is required. Skeptics have cautioned against adding to the already saturated corpus of whokebe mythography. I maintain that a more thorough and conscientious scholarship can help us avoid the trap of devolving into whokebe hagiography, and indeed, will help us construct a wholly immanent whokebe. The disappearance of whokebe in 2006, through a theologic prism, would appear analogous to the ascent of Christ; and his occasional <sup, doods?> thereafter, renders all too easy a comparison with the descent of the Holy Spirit during Pentacost and subsequent religious revivals. Among the more mystically minded, there exists a sect fervent in its belief that the recent series of legal and extra-legal debacles faced by xoxo are in reality eschatological events and therefore augur the return of whokebe in whole and undisguised form. I would argue, however, that it is possible to conceptualize whokebe as the ground of being that pervades every xoxo post, that in fact the disappearance of whokebe is a theological slight of hand: whokebe has been with us all along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278363)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Scarlet anal skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278480)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: orchid range french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278574)





Date: June 20th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: 180 Garrison Hairy Legs

awesome ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278722)





Date: June 20th, 2007 8:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279365)





Date: June 20th, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279373)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292701)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: flickering laughsome mental disorder

you're alright, mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715493)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:49 AM
Author: thriller bisexual dysfunction jap

I don't think pensive writes like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715503)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:56 AM
Author: flickering laughsome mental disorder

i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive post. but who else would bother? whokebe himself? i guess it's possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715535)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious Gaming Laptop Church Building

bother to what, make a great post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715548)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:59 AM
Author: flickering laughsome mental disorder

yeah, especially this time of night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715558)





Date: May 1st, 2008 3:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious Gaming Laptop Church Building

i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a year ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715575)





Date: May 1st, 2008 3:01 AM
Author: Startled sneaky criminal

"but who else would bother?"

Please see http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616148&mc=286&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715565)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: orchid range french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278563)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:33 AM
Author: Startled sneaky criminal

Deconstruction is so 1994.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715424)





Date: October 14th, 2008 9:53 PM
Author: High-end dashing pervert patrolman

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#10262122)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: Scarlet anal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278283)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crusty locale

whokebe came to me in a dream once.

http://www.indianchild.com/images/hindu_god_ram.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278302)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Yellow provocative lay blood rage

Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278312)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: house-broken godawful kitchen hominid

nice, subtle seinfeld ref.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278320)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma

One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278321)





Date: June 20th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: excitant gas station therapy

People here are too smart for their own good and they have too much time on their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278603)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:48 AM
Author: flickering laughsome mental disorder

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715499)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Black ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292688)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: orchid range french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292692)





Date: May 15th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: diverse swollen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9786643)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: disturbing hairless stag film

jouissance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292699)





Date: June 24th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: ebony masturbator

This whole thread is whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8296123)





Date: June 25th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: glittery shivering theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8298712)





Date: October 16th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8775960)





Date: October 17th, 2007 4:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle crusty locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8778457)





Date: October 17th, 2007 5:35 AM
Author: Floppy theater athletic conference

EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8778495)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: disturbing hairless stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8828634)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: haunting spectacular house hissy fit

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM

Author: AK47

can't hold it in any longer.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556782

Reply

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:51 AM

Author: goose egg

what are your other monikers?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556785

Reply

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:52 AM

Author: whokebe

well, whokebe, for one.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556795

Reminder - AK47 is not a tax lawyer, he is a pathetic TTT NYU dropout who bombed the mcat and now lives in his basement posting on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8828651)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:23 AM
Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9425056)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: diverse swollen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9425071)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Federal arousing place of business cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714715)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:12 AM
Author: racy impertinent senate love of her life

at the risk of redundancy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714723)





Date: May 3rd, 2008 6:11 PM
Author: thriller bisexual dysfunction jap

10

And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like unto Whokebe, whom the lord knew face to face;

11

in all the signs and the wonders, which Whokebe sent him to do in the land of XOXO, to GTO, and to all his servants, and to all his doods;

12

and in all the mighty hand, and in all the great terror, which WGWAG wrought in the site of all XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9728482)





Date: May 15th, 2008 2:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle crusty locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9786691)





Date: October 22nd, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: big locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#10286211)