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deconstructing Whokebe

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "...
Maize swollen macaca
  06/20/07
"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasi...
Fragrant Public Bath
  06/20/07
i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which...
Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen
  06/20/07
agreed. edited for clarity.
Maize swollen macaca
  06/20/07
After weeks of controversy following mainstream media covera...
Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen
  06/20/07
That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true. thi...
very tactful doctorate parlor
  06/20/07
180
Chocolate adventurous faggotry
  06/20/07
is your moniker a tribute to the porn site? if so are the p...
mahogany nowag headpube
  06/20/07
180
Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night
  06/20/07
How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?
Ungodly high-end windowlicker cumskin
  06/20/07
I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess so...
Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen
  06/20/07
lol
stimulating generalized bond psychic
  06/24/07
that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for...
curious purple ratface pervert
  05/01/08
180
Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night
  06/20/07
we are all jew...we are all boat people.
ivory lodge kitty
  06/20/07
180
Balding Fanboi
  06/20/07
To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent...
arousing gay wizard friendly grandma
  06/20/07
180
mahogany nowag headpube
  06/20/07
180
Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night
  06/20/07
awesome ty
Maize swollen macaca
  06/20/07
180
Balding Fanboi
  06/20/07
180
Balding Fanboi
  06/20/07
180
Fragrant Public Bath
  06/24/07
you're alright, mike
Rough-skinned odious dilemma
  05/01/08
I don't think pensive writes like that.
Aphrodisiac menage
  05/01/08
i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive...
Rough-skinned odious dilemma
  05/01/08
bother to what, make a great post?
wonderful stain stag film
  05/01/08
yeah, especially this time of night
Rough-skinned odious dilemma
  05/01/08
i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a ye...
wonderful stain stag film
  05/01/08
"but who else would bother?" Please see http://...
Frozen medicated temple
  05/01/08
180
Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night
  06/20/07
Deconstruction is so 1994.
Frozen medicated temple
  05/01/08
bravo
pink racy clown
  10/14/08
...
mahogany nowag headpube
  06/20/07
whokebe came to me in a dream once. http://www.indianchil...
very tactful doctorate parlor
  06/20/07
Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.
Sable Blathering Newt
  06/20/07
nice, subtle seinfeld ref.
Shimmering sick knife jew
  06/20/07
One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.
Fragrant Public Bath
  06/20/07
People here are too smart for their own good and they have t...
Overrated multi-colored multi-billionaire
  06/20/07
tell me about it
Rough-skinned odious dilemma
  05/01/08
...
Provocative white address
  06/24/07
...
Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night
  06/24/07
...
hilarious razzmatazz cuckoldry boltzmann
  05/15/08
jouissance
Talented whorehouse
  06/24/07
This whole thread is whokebe.
anal orchid abode tank
  06/24/07
...
Impertinent french base
  06/25/07
...
Fragrant Public Bath
  10/16/07
...
very tactful doctorate parlor
  10/17/07
EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST
Gaped vibrant death wish ticket booth
  10/17/07
...
Talented whorehouse
  10/29/07
Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM Author: AK47 can't hol...
frisky hairraiser national
  10/29/07
?
Topaz resort
  03/04/08
...
hilarious razzmatazz cuckoldry boltzmann
  03/04/08
...
motley locus
  05/01/08
at the risk of redundancy 180
black center
  05/01/08
10 And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like un...
Aphrodisiac menage
  05/03/08
...
very tactful doctorate parlor
  05/15/08
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Self-absorbed Goyim Juggernaut
  10/22/08


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Date: June 20th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Maize swollen macaca

It is not necessary even to look beyond the moniker. "Whokebe," pronounced in the mind, or aloud, is reminiscent of "who can he be?" This question, however, is blurred and distorted into the tribal utterance, "Whokebe," and one can image this ultimate question being chanted around the fires of our most ancient human ancestors. The effect of this figurative transformation is to brilliantly suggest that we are all Whokebe; we are all the answer to the question: "who can he be?" In this sense, Whokebe becomes an "everyman" voicing the universal concerns of all humanity about body image and the finance industry. More elusive, and perhaps more interesting, is the reality that, in the literal sense, Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278257)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Public Bath

"whokebe," "white," "whokebewithasianguys," "WHITE GIRLS WITH ASIAN GUYS." There's definitely a genetic similarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278263)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen

i agree with what you said, except the final sentence, which should conclude "Whokebe is actually the only poster on this site."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278267)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: Maize swollen macaca

agreed.

edited for clarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278269)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:27 PM
Author: Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen

After weeks of controversy following mainstream media coverage on sexually harassing content, sharply-worded condemnations from law school deans, and the convening of a panel discussion at Harvard Law School, the infamous Autoadmit message board ceased to hide its posters' anonymity Monday. Visitors were finally able to see which posters were using multiple usernames, and other posters were outright identified by their name or school.

Some speculated that a series of identical form letters from consumer advocacy outfit Reputation Defender had finally done the trick, while others suggested that it was more likely that monkeys had begun to fly out of the rear end of Michael Fertik, the inept HLS grad at the helm of Reputation Defender. The real consensus was that site owner Jarrett Cohen had finally broken down after the five thousandth thread containing "white girls with asian guys" jokes, and had finally decided to open the Pandora's box of the message board's user information which he had been secretly collecting.

The truth about Autoadmit's posters didn't take long to discover.

"Yeah, there are only six people posting," admitted Cohen by email this week. "You can see why I didn't want it to get out."

The new user profile information showed that only six individuals are responsible for 100% of the board's often disturbing content, with some taking on upwards of 50 usernames and arguing with themselves for hours late at night about whether bottom 1/3 at Georgetown really does get biglaw or are just pretending, how many drug arrests it takes to have a real Character & Fitness problem for the bar, or how many seconds it would take University of Texas Professor Brian Leiter to start rationalizing his school's drop in the US News rankings.

An obese grandmother in Dubuque, Iowa was revealed as the force behind posters like "pensive," "bigpapapump," "Mandy," "Mind the Gap," and two dozen more. Female posters "Rowan," "saltybabe," "rasquach" and "sugarywitch" were all revealed to be the work of Southwestern School of Law 3L Kevin McDonald, a 41-year old former security guard.

"IAMAREFRIGERATOR" turned out to be an actual refrigerator in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"WHOOSH!!" said the poster, when contacted for a comment.

In the most surprising turn of events, the identity of one poster turned out to be a member of the elite law school community. The infamous, obsessive poster "superstudyasian" was revealed to be no other than Yale Law School Dean Harold Koh.

"I am appalled by this accusation," said Dean Koh when asked to respond by telephone. "I am much too busy as dean to post thousands of threads praising those who, like me, have loving, committed relationships composed of an Asian male and a Caucasian female. You might expect these antics from David Lat, but not myself."

Koh then whispered, "WGWAG," and hung up the phone.

As the Record went to print Wednesday, the Internet Speech panel hosted by the Berkman Center was still on, despite uninviting Autoadmit administrator Cohen and Michigan law professor and gadfly Ann Althouse the week before the panel.

"This will be the best panel to ever uninvite the people who might say something interesting," said Professor Charles Nesson Wednesday. "I may just uninvite myself."

http://www.xoxohth.com/go.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.www.hlrecord.org%2Fmedia%2Fstorage%2Fpaper609%2Fnews%2F2007%2F04%2F05%2FNews%2FAutoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278279)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: very tactful doctorate parlor

That is funny; and i would not doubt if it were true.

this board stopped being about law school along time ago too; we just talk about it because i think we think we are supposed to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278294)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:33 PM
Author: Chocolate adventurous faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278298)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: mahogany nowag headpube

is your moniker a tribute to the porn site?

if so are the people on that site actors or regular people getting fucked on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278300)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278565)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: Ungodly high-end windowlicker cumskin

How about you give credit where credit is due, plagiarist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278586)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Unholy narrow-minded philosopher-king kitchen

I assumed everybody knew the origin of this - but I guess some people are seeing it for the first time.

http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2007/04/05/News/Autoadmit.Lifts.Veil.Of.Anonymity-2826053.shtml

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608203&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278591)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: stimulating generalized bond psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292793)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: curious purple ratface pervert

that is extremely funny. it's also so typically harvard for the motherfucking HLS newspaper to have a web site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714764)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278268)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: ivory lodge kitty

we are all jew...we are all boat people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278275)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:31 PM
Author: Balding Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278288)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: arousing gay wizard friendly grandma

To elucidate further the issue of W as everyman, a prominent branch of contemporary whokebology, an examination of the whokebe chronology is required. Skeptics have cautioned against adding to the already saturated corpus of whokebe mythography. I maintain that a more thorough and conscientious scholarship can help us avoid the trap of devolving into whokebe hagiography, and indeed, will help us construct a wholly immanent whokebe. The disappearance of whokebe in 2006, through a theologic prism, would appear analogous to the ascent of Christ; and his occasional <sup, doods?> thereafter, renders all too easy a comparison with the descent of the Holy Spirit during Pentacost and subsequent religious revivals. Among the more mystically minded, there exists a sect fervent in its belief that the recent series of legal and extra-legal debacles faced by xoxo are in reality eschatological events and therefore augur the return of whokebe in whole and undisguised form. I would argue, however, that it is possible to conceptualize whokebe as the ground of being that pervades every xoxo post, that in fact the disappearance of whokebe is a theological slight of hand: whokebe has been with us all along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278363)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: mahogany nowag headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278480)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278574)





Date: June 20th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Maize swollen macaca

awesome ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278722)





Date: June 20th, 2007 8:14 PM
Author: Balding Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279365)





Date: June 20th, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Balding Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8279373)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292701)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: Rough-skinned odious dilemma

you're alright, mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715493)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

I don't think pensive writes like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715503)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned odious dilemma

i'll admit it's a little more spicy than the average pensive post. but who else would bother? whokebe himself? i guess it's possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715535)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: wonderful stain stag film

bother to what, make a great post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715548)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned odious dilemma

yeah, especially this time of night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715558)





Date: May 1st, 2008 3:03 AM
Author: wonderful stain stag film

i'm confused; the op was posted in the afternoon almost a year ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715575)





Date: May 1st, 2008 3:01 AM
Author: Frozen medicated temple

"but who else would bother?"

Please see http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616148&mc=286&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715565)





Date: June 20th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278563)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:33 AM
Author: Frozen medicated temple

Deconstruction is so 1994.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715424)





Date: October 14th, 2008 9:53 PM
Author: pink racy clown

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#10262122)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: mahogany nowag headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278283)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: very tactful doctorate parlor

whokebe came to me in a dream once.

http://www.indianchild.com/images/hindu_god_ram.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278302)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Sable Blathering Newt

Whokebe is like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278312)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Shimmering sick knife jew

nice, subtle seinfeld ref.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278320)





Date: June 20th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Public Bath

One can't if one doesn't wish to destroy its essence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278321)





Date: June 20th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: Overrated multi-colored multi-billionaire

People here are too smart for their own good and they have too much time on their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8278603)





Date: May 1st, 2008 2:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned odious dilemma

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9715499)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Provocative white address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292688)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Lavender Exhilarant Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292692)





Date: May 15th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz cuckoldry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9786643)





Date: June 24th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Talented whorehouse

jouissance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8292699)





Date: June 24th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: anal orchid abode tank

This whole thread is whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8296123)





Date: June 25th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Impertinent french base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8298712)





Date: October 16th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8775960)





Date: October 17th, 2007 4:59 AM
Author: very tactful doctorate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8778457)





Date: October 17th, 2007 5:35 AM
Author: Gaped vibrant death wish ticket booth

EVERY POST IS A WHOKEBE POST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8778495)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: Talented whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8828634)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:02 PM
Author: frisky hairraiser national

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:50 AM

Author: AK47

can't hold it in any longer.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556782

Reply

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:51 AM

Author: goose egg

what are your other monikers?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556785

Reply

Date: August 25th, 2007 1:52 AM

Author: whokebe

well, whokebe, for one.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=676600&forum_id=2#8556795

Reminder - AK47 is not a tax lawyer, he is a pathetic TTT NYU dropout who bombed the mcat and now lives in his basement posting on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#8828651)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:23 AM
Author: Topaz resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9425056)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:26 AM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz cuckoldry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9425071)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: motley locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714715)





Date: May 1st, 2008 12:12 AM
Author: black center

at the risk of redundancy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9714723)





Date: May 3rd, 2008 6:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

10

And there hath not arisen a poster since in XOXO like unto Whokebe, whom the lord knew face to face;

11

in all the signs and the wonders, which Whokebe sent him to do in the land of XOXO, to GTO, and to all his servants, and to all his doods;

12

and in all the mighty hand, and in all the great terror, which WGWAG wrought in the site of all XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9728482)





Date: May 15th, 2008 2:42 AM
Author: very tactful doctorate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#9786691)





Date: October 22nd, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Goyim Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=647451&forum_id=2#10286211)