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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
flame?
Sepia Maniacal Headpube
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Onyx parlour water buffalo
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
twisted faggotry
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olive scourge upon the earth
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Rusted Affirmative Action Point
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histrionic sable rehab
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Chest-beating address athletic conference
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chocolate karate
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Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode
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charismatic casino goal in life
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big reading party
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ruby trailer park
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talking mad-dog skullcap
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Mind-boggling alcoholic turdskin selfie
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Orchid theater people who are hurt
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costumed deep space
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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jesus christ op is dead here
titillating police squad
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Stubborn Transparent National Security Agency
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stimulating misunderstood stead
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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irradiated site
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Bull headed crackhouse
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big-titted wrinkle
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pearly hyperventilating field rigpig
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Startled Nofapping Goyim
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Irate senate gaping
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Opaque cracking theater stage
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White state gaming laptop
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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At-the-ready silver puppy brethren
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Beady-eyed pungent sandwich plaza
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Slap-happy azure regret library
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Greedy filthy boltzmann
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effete floppy associate
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
spectacular forum
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Curious gaped filthpig location
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
insane garrison
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
iridescent arousing shitlib chapel
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
:(
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
lollll
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
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marvelous vengeful station love of her life
  08/16/16
Lol
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
LMAO
Rusted Affirmative Action Point
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Irate senate gaping
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pearly hyperventilating field rigpig
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multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
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Bull headed crackhouse
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
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jade heaven
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
insane garrison
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
my god man
orange hairraiser french chef locale
  09/09/16
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Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
yes
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
orange hairraiser french chef locale
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Charcoal Hall Elastic Band
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
slate feces brunch
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
heady tan giraffe temple
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
lol this
jade heaven
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ruby trailer park
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Laughsome grizzly range
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aqua cerebral school cafeteria immigrant
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spit water out irl
razzle-dazzle domesticated keepsake machete
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wonderful ratface step-uncle's house
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haha
Crystalline motley chad
  08/16/16
lol
big reading party
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Stubborn Transparent National Security Agency
  08/17/16
Tyft
Indigo tantric degenerate deer antler
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Lol
big-titted wrinkle
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Rusted Affirmative Action Point
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Thriller Duck-like Locus Stain
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Irate senate gaping
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burgundy piazza useless brakes
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180
Odious Soggy Hell
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Ungodly community account
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effete floppy associate
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Startled Nofapping Goyim
  08/16/16
Ouch
bateful base idea he suggested
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Low-t Stage
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Low-t Stage
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Henna dingle berry
  08/16/16
...
hideous contagious box office
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
insane garrison
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Laughsome grizzly range
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Electric Set
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
racy spot
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
slate feces brunch
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
insane garrison
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
wonderful ratface step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
...
hideous contagious box office
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
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bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
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Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode
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passionate indian lodge gunner
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Henna dingle berry
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
wonderful ratface step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Henna dingle berry
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Chrome incel antidepressant drug
  08/16/16
Lol cr
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Vermilion Diverse Main People Travel Guidebook
  08/16/16
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Onyx parlour water buffalo
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
slate feces brunch
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Crystalline motley chad
  08/16/16
Love it
Avocado Misanthropic Hospital Prole
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
rebellious trip dog poop church
  08/16/16
...
big reading party
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Razzmatazz den
  08/16/16
lol
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
insane garrison
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
bateful base idea he suggested
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
brother. brother
insane garrison
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
hideous contagious box office
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
hideous contagious box office
  08/16/16
...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
lol
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Henna dingle berry
  08/16/16
lmao
passionate indian lodge gunner
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
slate feces brunch
  08/16/16
...
White state gaming laptop
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
concupiscible church building alpha
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Internet-worthy Whorehouse
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
insane garrison
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
insane garrison
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
passionate indian lodge gunner
  08/16/16
...
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
...
orange hairraiser french chef locale
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
bateful base idea he suggested
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Henna dingle berry
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
Awful flame
multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Chest-beating address athletic conference
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
rebellious trip dog poop church
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
rebellious trip dog poop church
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
exhilarant adulterous tanning salon
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
passionate indian lodge gunner
  08/16/16
...
bistre federal university nowag
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Laughsome grizzly range
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
bateful base idea he suggested
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
insane garrison
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Laughsome grizzly range
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
insane garrison
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
insane garrison
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
exhilarant adulterous tanning salon
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
insane garrison
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Crystalline motley chad
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
chestnut skinny woman property
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Frozen national mexican
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
chestnut skinny woman property
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Frozen national mexican
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Emerald menage
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
wonderful ratface step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
Cr
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
aromatic chartreuse public bath crotch
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
adventurous bawdyhouse toaster
  08/16/16
...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
bateful base idea he suggested
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
dashing sanctuary
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
insane garrison
  08/16/16
This
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
zombie-like therapy
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
costumed deep space
  08/16/16
...
olive scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
This is not why
180 violet round eye school
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
glittery seedy house psychic
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Spruce violent lodge
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
lemon tank
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
titillating police squad
  08/17/16
...
irradiated site
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Rose vivacious newt parlor
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
demanding jap ladyboy
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
free-loading ultramarine cuckoldry corner
  08/17/16
lulz
cobalt dilemma
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
cobalt dilemma
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
talented old irish cottage orchestra pit
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Rose vivacious newt parlor
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
talented old irish cottage orchestra pit
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
big-titted wrinkle
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
talented old irish cottage orchestra pit
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Rose vivacious newt parlor
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
irradiated site
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
insane garrison
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
insane garrison
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
insane garrison
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
free-loading ultramarine cuckoldry corner
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
cobalt dilemma
  08/17/16
...
provocative kitchen private investor
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Obsidian center
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
insane garrison
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Obsidian center
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
insane garrison
  08/17/16
Better?
Obsidian center
  08/17/16
brother
insane garrison
  08/17/16
FINE
Obsidian center
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Thriller Duck-like Locus Stain
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
vibrant jet shrine
  08/17/16
great thread
pearly hyperventilating field rigpig
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Red Area
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
demanding jap ladyboy
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
  08/17/16
lol.
insane garrison
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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You are going to break the autism detector
Slimy Personal Credit Line Friendly Grandma
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no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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insane garrison
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Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sepia Maniacal Headpube

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Onyx parlour water buffalo



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: twisted faggotry

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198057)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Rusted Affirmative Action Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198100)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: histrionic sable rehab



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating address athletic conference



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: charismatic casino goal in life



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198787)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: ruby trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: talking mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling alcoholic turdskin selfie



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Orchid theater people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199628)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: costumed deep space



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199814)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: titillating police squad

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Stubborn Transparent National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204487)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: stimulating misunderstood stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204492)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: irradiated site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Bull headed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: pearly hyperventilating field rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Startled Nofapping Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Irate senate gaping



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: Opaque cracking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205278)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: White state gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205452)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready silver puppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pungent sandwich plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy azure regret library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543083)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Greedy filthy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525322)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: effete floppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: spectacular forum

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Curious gaped filthpig location

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: insane garrison

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: iridescent arousing shitlib chapel

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: insane garrison

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: insane garrison

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: insane garrison

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: marvelous vengeful station love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Rusted Affirmative Action Point

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Irate senate gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205160)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: pearly hyperventilating field rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204964)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525452)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Bull headed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198678)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: insane garrison

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: orange hairraiser french chef locale

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: orange hairraiser french chef locale

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Charcoal Hall Elastic Band

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: slate feces brunch

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: heady tan giraffe temple

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: jade heaven

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: ruby trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly range

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: aqua cerebral school cafeteria immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle domesticated keepsake machete

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: wonderful ratface step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Crystalline motley chad

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: big reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Stubborn Transparent National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Indigo tantric degenerate deer antler

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Rusted Affirmative Action Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Thriller Duck-like Locus Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Irate senate gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: burgundy piazza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Odious Soggy Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Ungodly community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: effete floppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Startled Nofapping Goyim

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: bateful base idea he suggested

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Low-t Stage

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Low-t Stage

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: hideous contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: insane garrison

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly range

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Electric Set

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: racy spot

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: insane garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: slate feces brunch

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: insane garrison

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: insane garrison

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: insane garrison

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: wonderful ratface step-uncle's house

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: hideous contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: wonderful ratface step-uncle's house

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome incel antidepressant drug

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Vermilion Diverse Main People Travel Guidebook

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Onyx parlour water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: slate feces brunch

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Crystalline motley chad

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Avocado Misanthropic Hospital Prole

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: rebellious trip dog poop church

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: big reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz den

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: insane garrison

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: bateful base idea he suggested

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: insane garrison

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: hideous contagious box office

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: insane garrison

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: hideous contagious box office

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge gunner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: slate feces brunch

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: White state gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: concupiscible church building alpha

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Whorehouse

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: insane garrison

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: insane garrison

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: insane garrison

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge gunner

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: orange hairraiser french chef locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: bateful base idea he suggested

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating address athletic conference

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: rebellious trip dog poop church

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: rebellious trip dog poop church

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: exhilarant adulterous tanning salon

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge gunner

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: bistre federal university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly range

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: bateful base idea he suggested

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: insane garrison

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: insane garrison

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Laughsome grizzly range

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: insane garrison

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: insane garrison

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: insane garrison

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: insane garrison

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: exhilarant adulterous tanning salon

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: insane garrison

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Crystalline motley chad

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Vigorous scarlet sex offender abode

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: chestnut skinny woman property

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Frozen national mexican

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: chestnut skinny woman property

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Frozen national mexican

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Emerald menage

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful ratface step-uncle's house

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: aromatic chartreuse public bath crotch

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse toaster

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: bateful base idea he suggested

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: dashing sanctuary

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: insane garrison

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: zombie-like therapy

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: costumed deep space

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: 180 violet round eye school

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: glittery seedy house psychic

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Spruce violent lodge

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: lemon tank

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: titillating police squad

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: irradiated site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Rose vivacious newt parlor

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: demanding jap ladyboy

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: free-loading ultramarine cuckoldry corner

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: cobalt dilemma

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: cobalt dilemma

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: talented old irish cottage orchestra pit

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Rose vivacious newt parlor

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: talented old irish cottage orchestra pit

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: big-titted wrinkle

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: multi-colored puce twinkling uncleanness

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: talented old irish cottage orchestra pit

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Rose vivacious newt parlor

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: irradiated site

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: insane garrison

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: insane garrison

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: insane garrison

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: free-loading ultramarine cuckoldry corner

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: cobalt dilemma

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: provocative kitchen private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Obsidian center

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: insane garrison

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Obsidian center

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: insane garrison

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Obsidian center

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: insane garrison

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Obsidian center

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Thriller Duck-like Locus Stain

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: vibrant jet shrine

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: pearly hyperventilating field rigpig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Red Area

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: demanding jap ladyboy

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: insane garrison

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Poppy Pistol Gas Station

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Slimy Personal Credit Line Friendly Grandma

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Coral Rigor

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Charcoal Hall Elastic Band

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: effete floppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: cocky lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: orange hairraiser french chef locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pungent sandwich plaza

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: insane garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Principal's Office

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: insane garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed codepig

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)