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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
flame?
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Confused Azure Pocket Flask
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Holy shit wtf
spruce toaster
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
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  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Mewling address
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
bateful stain
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Multi-colored maroon regret
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
:(
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
lollll
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Lol
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LMAO
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
vigorous personal credit line spot
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drab violent keepsake machete
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Multi-colored maroon regret
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massive hairraiser pisswyrm menage
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Mewling address
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
my god man
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Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
yes
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
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bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
vigorous personal credit line spot
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that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
excitant crystalline ticket booth
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Jet Cheese-eating Toilet Seat
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Multi-colored maroon regret
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
opaque lascivious black woman native
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Internet-worthy arousing library jewess
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
vigorous personal credit line spot
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Multi-colored maroon regret
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lol this
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Medicated University Roommate
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
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Tyft
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180
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
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Ouch
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There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Mewling address
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
diverse french sandwich
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ok fine.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
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Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
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bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
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Mewling address
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
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Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Mewling address
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
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cobalt tanning salon cuckold
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
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  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
haunting puppy
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
aromatic legend
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
haunting puppy
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
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Lol cr
Appetizing burgundy stage
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You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
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passionate sanctuary
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
opaque lascivious black woman native
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
thriller field wrinkle
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Love it
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omg lol our kids
Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn
  08/16/16
...
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
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lol
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
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as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Mewling address
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Heady stock car athletic conference
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Mewling address
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
cobalt tanning salon cuckold
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
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...
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lol
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
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Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
haunting puppy
  08/16/16
lmao
lake cracking patrolman jew
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
opaque lascivious black woman native
  08/16/16
...
Razzmatazz navy chad
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
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  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Crimson stimulating reading party gaping
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Mewling address
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Mewling address
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
lake cracking patrolman jew
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...
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i think thats too aggressive.
Heady stock car athletic conference
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
haunting puppy
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
vigorous personal credit line spot
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Awful flame
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Multi-colored maroon regret
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
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  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
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couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
lake cracking patrolman jew
  08/16/16
...
Multi-colored maroon regret
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
diverse french sandwich
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Heady stock car athletic conference
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Mewling address
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
diverse french sandwich
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Mewling address
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Mewling address
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
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also possible, he's been posting actively
Mewling address
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
thriller field wrinkle
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Copper crawly gas station twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Trip buck-toothed site dog poop
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
supple mental disorder state
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Trip buck-toothed site dog poop
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
supple mental disorder state
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
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  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
aromatic legend
  08/16/16
Cr
Appetizing burgundy stage
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
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  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Beady-eyed bat shit crazy pervert
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...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
vigorous personal credit line spot
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Heady stock car athletic conference
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Racy Brethren Home
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Mewling address
  08/16/16
This
Appetizing burgundy stage
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get a fresh haircut
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
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...
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  08/16/16
This is not why
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  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Avocado piazza depressive
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
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  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Up-to-no-good Vibrant Gaming Laptop
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
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...
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You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
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  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
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*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
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lulz
Primrose free-loading shrine
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SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Primrose free-loading shrine
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
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  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Garnet abode marketing idea
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Ruby famous landscape painting institution
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Appetizing burgundy stage
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Ruby famous landscape painting institution
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Garnet abode marketing idea
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
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  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Mewling address
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Mewling address
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Mewling address
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Hairless Doctorate New Version
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trade secrets, my chigga
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...
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
mustard crackhouse
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Mewling address
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
mustard crackhouse
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Mewling address
  08/17/16
Better?
mustard crackhouse
  08/17/16
brother
Mewling address
  08/17/16
FINE
mustard crackhouse
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
marvelous godawful dopamine generalized bond
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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  08/17/16
great thread
galvanic fear-inspiring office
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
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  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
fluffy mexican associate
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Confused Azure Pocket Flask
  08/17/16
lol.
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Nudist stead cuck

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199024)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Tripping Harsh Tattoo

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198057)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: 180 olive range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198100)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198180)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Shimmering principal's office selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198289)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Copper crawly gas station twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198497)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: vermilion plaza multi-billionaire



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: mahogany business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198787)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Medicated University Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Flatulent hell background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199628)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic offensive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199668)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199814)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: gaped nibblets resort

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: greedy rambunctious box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204487)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: concupiscible hideous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204492)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: bonkers claret church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: maniacal razzle-dazzle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205278)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz navy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205452)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly center national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: White titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543083)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: dashing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525322)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Adventurous theater stage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: spruce toaster

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Talented corn cake coldplay fan

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mewling address

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: bateful stain

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Mewling address

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mewling address

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Mewling address

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: erotic walnut dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: 180 olive range prole

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: tan electric parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205160)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204964)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: drab violent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: massive hairraiser pisswyrm menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198678)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Mewling address

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: excitant crystalline ticket booth

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: excitant crystalline ticket booth

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Jet Cheese-eating Toilet Seat

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: opaque lascivious black woman native

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy arousing library jewess

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: massive hairraiser pisswyrm menage

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Medicated University Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: diverse french sandwich

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: umber set friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Turquoise water buffalo tank

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: aromatic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: thriller field wrinkle

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: mahogany business firm roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: greedy rambunctious box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: pea-brained carmine point potus

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: 180 olive range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: marvelous godawful dopamine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: tan electric parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: bespoke talking garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Curious corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Vivacious wine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous theater stage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: maniacal razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Heady stock car athletic conference

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: spectacular drunken school cafeteria

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: spectacular drunken school cafeteria

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: haunting puppy

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: cobalt tanning salon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Mewling address

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: diverse french sandwich

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: sapphire lay

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant base wagecucks

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Mewling address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: opaque lascivious black woman native

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Mewling address

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Mewling address

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mewling address

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: aromatic legend

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: cobalt tanning salon cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Copper crawly gas station twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: lake cracking patrolman jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: haunting puppy

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: aromatic legend

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: haunting puppy

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: high-end big ceo house

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Ebony coiffed whorehouse

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: passionate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: opaque lascivious black woman native

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: thriller field wrinkle

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: shaky ultramarine forum

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: mahogany business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Autistic Balding International Law Enforcement Agency

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mewling address

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Heady stock car athletic conference

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Mewling address

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: cobalt tanning salon cuckold

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Mewling address

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: cobalt tanning salon cuckold

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: haunting puppy

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: lake cracking patrolman jew

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: opaque lascivious black woman native

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz navy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: cerebral startled mood theater

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating reading party gaping

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mewling address

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Mewling address

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mewling address

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: lake cracking patrolman jew

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: excitant crystalline ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Heady stock car athletic conference

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: haunting puppy

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Shimmering principal's office selfie

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Canary Soul-stirring Dilemma Azn

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: motley indian lodge round eye

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: lake cracking patrolman jew

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored maroon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: diverse french sandwich

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Heady stock car athletic conference

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mewling address

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mewling address

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: diverse french sandwich

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Mewling address

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mewling address

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Mewling address

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Mewling address

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: motley indian lodge round eye

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Mewling address

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: thriller field wrinkle

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Copper crawly gas station twinkling uncleanness

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Trip buck-toothed site dog poop

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: supple mental disorder state

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Trip buck-toothed site dog poop

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: supple mental disorder state

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling codepig blood rage

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic legend

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chrome idiot useless brakes

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat shit crazy pervert

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Heady stock car athletic conference

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Racy Brethren Home

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Mewling address

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dysfunction headpube

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic offensive nursing home

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vigorous personal credit line spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy amber boiling water love of her life

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Avocado piazza depressive

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: boyish big-titted locus laser beams

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Vibrant Gaming Laptop

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: gaped nibblets resort

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: bonkers claret church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Garnet abode marketing idea

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: fluffy mexican associate

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Hairless Doctorate New Version

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Primrose free-loading shrine

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Primrose free-loading shrine

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Ruby famous landscape painting institution

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Garnet abode marketing idea

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Ruby famous landscape painting institution

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Appetizing burgundy stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Bronze chest-beating school liquid oxygen

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Ruby famous landscape painting institution

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Garnet abode marketing idea

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: bonkers claret church building

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Mewling address

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Mewling address

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Mewling address

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Hairless Doctorate New Version

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Primrose free-loading shrine

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Comical trailer park philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: mustard crackhouse

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Mewling address

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: mustard crackhouse

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Mewling address

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: mustard crackhouse

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Mewling address

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: mustard crackhouse

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: marvelous godawful dopamine generalized bond

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Exciting juggernaut genital piercing

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring office

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: insane exhilarant lodge

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: fluffy mexican associate

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mewling address

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Effete plum bbw persian

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: charismatic costumed public bath newt

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Confused Azure Pocket Flask

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Jet Cheese-eating Toilet Seat

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous theater stage legal warrant



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: rusted splenetic candlestick maker temple



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: excitant crystalline ticket booth



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: White titillating area

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Mewling address



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Razzle Striped Hyena

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Mewling address



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Startling Nowag Parlour

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)