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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
flame?
Nofapping marketing idea yarmulke
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marvelous jet cuckold
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
fishy juggernaut
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Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
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Crimson piazza
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Arousing light partner
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Passionate halford quadroon
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Internet-worthy Principal's Office
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Bistre black woman
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Charismatic mood
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navy effete bawdyhouse party of the first part
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Cruel-hearted state
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lemon jap location
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Iridescent step-uncle's house
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
jesus christ op is dead here
zombie-like orchid native
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Mahogany geriatric gaping
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Pungent boyish liquid oxygen
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Gaped corn cake toaster
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Excitant stage
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sepia twisted potus
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brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge
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yapping space
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Aggressive stock car
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comical cream range
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flatulent histrionic brunch goyim
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/18/16
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Cordovan fortuitous meteor
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bearded henna newt
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Bronze appetizing kitty spot
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bat shit crazy lay useless brakes
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Stirring Garrison Shitlib
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
thirsty walnut electric furnace boistinker
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Dashing crystalline resort boiling water
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Milky Heaven
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
:(
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
lollll
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
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Erotic stag film
  08/16/16
Lol
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
LMAO
Crimson piazza
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Aggressive stock car
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brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge
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exciting temple masturbator
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
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Excitant stage
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
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nubile sable hissy fit deer antler
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
my god man
Big pearly whorehouse french chef
  09/09/16
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Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
yes
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Big pearly whorehouse french chef
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Titillating alpha
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
aromatic main people
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
translucent beady-eyed senate
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
lol this
nubile sable hissy fit deer antler
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navy effete bawdyhouse party of the first part
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Avocado den immigrant
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bull headed gay wizard property
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spit water out irl
Transparent Rehab Becky
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stubborn area reading party
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haha
Grizzly Razzle Home
  08/16/16
lol
Charismatic mood
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Mahogany geriatric gaping
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Tyft
mustard kink-friendly round eye
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Lol
sepia twisted potus
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Crimson piazza
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Shivering institution
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Aggressive stock car
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Shimmering concupiscible pit
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180
Vigorous arrogant roommate national
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carnelian toilet seat shrine
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Stirring Garrison Shitlib
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
yapping space
  08/16/16
Ouch
silver glittery orchestra pit
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Diverse chestnut doctorate
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Diverse chestnut doctorate
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Exhilarant pink feces kitchen
  08/16/16
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chocolate dilemma skinny woman
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Avocado den immigrant
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Autistic Forum Fat Ankles
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
odious garnet wagecucks address
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
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Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
aromatic main people
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
stubborn area reading party
  08/16/16
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chocolate dilemma skinny woman
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
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lascivious mint locale stain
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Internet-worthy Principal's Office
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copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Exhilarant pink feces kitchen
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
stubborn area reading party
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Exhilarant pink feces kitchen
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Soul-stirring Abode Volcanic Crater
  08/16/16
Lol cr
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Harsh Learning Disabled Selfie
  08/16/16
...
marvelous jet cuckold
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
aromatic main people
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Grizzly Razzle Home
  08/16/16
Love it
180 flushed corner
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Angry candlestick maker library
  08/16/16
...
Charismatic mood
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Disgusting drunken school
  08/16/16
lol
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
silver glittery orchestra pit
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
chocolate dilemma skinny woman
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
chocolate dilemma skinny woman
  08/16/16
...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
lol
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Exhilarant pink feces kitchen
  08/16/16
lmao
copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
aromatic main people
  08/16/16
...
flatulent histrionic brunch goyim
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Cyan irradiated stead
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction
  08/16/16
...
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
...
Big pearly whorehouse french chef
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
silver glittery orchestra pit
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Exhilarant pink feces kitchen
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
Awful flame
exciting temple masturbator
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Passionate halford quadroon
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Angry candlestick maker library
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Angry candlestick maker library
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
fantasy-prone vibrant twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction
  08/16/16
...
lascivious mint locale stain
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Avocado den immigrant
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
silver glittery orchestra pit
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Avocado den immigrant
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
exciting temple masturbator
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
fantasy-prone vibrant twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Grizzly Razzle Home
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Internet-worthy Principal's Office
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Contagious Mentally Impaired Center Philosopher-king
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Chartreuse wonderful internal respiration church
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Contagious Mentally Impaired Center Philosopher-king
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Chartreuse wonderful internal respiration church
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Onyx Mother
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
stubborn area reading party
  08/16/16
Cr
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
hyperactive fear-inspiring indirect expression blood rage
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Impertinent buff set
  08/16/16
...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
silver glittery orchestra pit
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Supple Chapel Laser Beams
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/16/16
This
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Peach Deep Voyeur Parlor
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Iridescent step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
...
Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge
  08/16/16
This is not why
umber meetinghouse
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Rough-skinned field rigor
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
dun well-lubricated locus weed whacker
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
pearl macaca
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
zombie-like orchid native
  08/17/16
...
Gaped corn cake toaster
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Obsidian jewess travel guidebook
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Poppy heady brethren
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Swollen Demanding Business Firm
  08/17/16
lulz
rambunctious trump supporter
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
rambunctious trump supporter
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
cerebral base
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Obsidian jewess travel guidebook
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
cerebral base
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
sepia twisted potus
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
exciting temple masturbator
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
cerebral base
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Obsidian jewess travel guidebook
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Gaped corn cake toaster
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Swollen Demanding Business Firm
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
rambunctious trump supporter
  08/17/16
...
Indecent Thriller Cruise Ship
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
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Better?
startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop
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brother
Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
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FINE
startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Shivering institution
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(classic Doobs)
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
Hateful ebony sanctuary antidepressant drug
  08/17/16
great thread
brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge
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The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Floppy incel lettuce
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
Poppy heady brethren
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
  08/17/16
lol.
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
racy depressive
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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You are going to break the autism detector
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no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Burgundy puppy cuckoldry
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Big pearly whorehouse french chef
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
bearded henna newt
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Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
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Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich
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This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Nofapping marketing idea yarmulke

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous jet cuckold



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: fishy juggernaut

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198100)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Passionate halford quadroon



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199628)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199814)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: zombie-like orchid native

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Mahogany geriatric gaping



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Pungent boyish liquid oxygen



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Gaped corn cake toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: yapping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Aggressive stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: comical cream range



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: flatulent histrionic brunch goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205452)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: bearded henna newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Bronze appetizing kitty spot



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lay useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525322)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: thirsty walnut electric furnace boistinker

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Dashing crystalline resort boiling water

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Milky Heaven

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Erotic stag film



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Crimson piazza

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Aggressive stock car



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Excitant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: nubile sable hissy fit deer antler



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Big pearly whorehouse french chef

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Big pearly whorehouse french chef

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Titillating alpha

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic main people

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: translucent beady-eyed senate

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: nubile sable hissy fit deer antler

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: navy effete bawdyhouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Avocado den immigrant

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: bull headed gay wizard property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Transparent Rehab Becky

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: stubborn area reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Grizzly Razzle Home

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Charismatic mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Mahogany geriatric gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: mustard kink-friendly round eye

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Crimson piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Shivering institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Aggressive stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Shimmering concupiscible pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Vigorous arrogant roommate national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: carnelian toilet seat shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: yapping space

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: silver glittery orchestra pit

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Diverse chestnut doctorate

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse chestnut doctorate

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant pink feces kitchen

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Avocado den immigrant

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Autistic Forum Fat Ankles

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: odious garnet wagecucks address

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: aromatic main people

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: stubborn area reading party

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant pink feces kitchen

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: stubborn area reading party

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant pink feces kitchen

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abode Volcanic Crater

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Harsh Learning Disabled Selfie

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: marvelous jet cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: aromatic main people

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Grizzly Razzle Home

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: 180 flushed corner

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Angry candlestick maker library

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Charismatic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Disgusting drunken school

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: silver glittery orchestra pit

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma skinny woman

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: chocolate dilemma skinny woman

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant pink feces kitchen

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: aromatic main people

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: flatulent histrionic brunch goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Cyan irradiated stead

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle cuck

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Big pearly whorehouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: silver glittery orchestra pit

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant pink feces kitchen

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: exciting temple masturbator

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Passionate halford quadroon

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Angry candlestick maker library

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Angry candlestick maker library

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone vibrant twinkling uncleanness love of her life

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: copper stimulating factory reset button dysfunction

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: lascivious mint locale stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Avocado den immigrant

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: silver glittery orchestra pit

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Avocado den immigrant

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: exciting temple masturbator

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone vibrant twinkling uncleanness love of her life

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Grizzly Razzle Home

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Principal's Office

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Contagious Mentally Impaired Center Philosopher-king

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse wonderful internal respiration church

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Contagious Mentally Impaired Center Philosopher-king

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse wonderful internal respiration church

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Onyx Mother

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: stubborn area reading party

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: hyperactive fear-inspiring indirect expression blood rage

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Impertinent buff set

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: silver glittery orchestra pit

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Supple Chapel Laser Beams

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Peach Deep Voyeur Parlor

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Dark Striped Hyena Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: umber meetinghouse

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned field rigor

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: dun well-lubricated locus weed whacker

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: pearl macaca

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: zombie-like orchid native

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Gaped corn cake toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Obsidian jewess travel guidebook

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Poppy heady brethren

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Swollen Demanding Business Firm

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: rambunctious trump supporter

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: rambunctious trump supporter

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: cerebral base

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Obsidian jewess travel guidebook

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: cerebral base

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: sepia twisted potus

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: exciting temple masturbator

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: cerebral base

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Obsidian jewess travel guidebook

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Gaped corn cake toaster

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Swollen Demanding Business Firm

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: rambunctious trump supporter

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Indecent Thriller Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: startling mad-dog skullcap dog poop

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Shivering institution

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Hateful ebony sanctuary antidepressant drug

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: brindle adventurous sneaky criminal indian lodge

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Floppy incel lettuce

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Poppy heady brethren

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: racy depressive

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: talented infuriating menage dopamine

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Burgundy puppy cuckoldry

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Titillating alpha

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: maniacal razzmatazz jew mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Big pearly whorehouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: bearded henna newt

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: dull bearded dingle berry

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crusty school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Overrated Patrolman Crackhouse

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)