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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
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flame?
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Histrionic nursing home
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Holy shit wtf
Cerebral Maniacal Patrolman Sweet Tailpipe
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
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this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
topaz community account
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
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  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
free-loading dog poop
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
:(
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
topaz community account
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lollll
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Lol
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LMAO
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Excitant Sooty Space
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
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Odious Crackhouse Becky
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
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nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
topaz community account
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Histrionic nursing home
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Histrionic nursing home
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my god man
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Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
yes
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
aphrodisiac alcoholic meetinghouse
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
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these arent bad bro, nice
free-loading dog poop
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
translucent frozen locus trump supporter
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Amber Stock Car Chapel
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Histrionic nursing home
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You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
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lol this
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haha
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180
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
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Ouch
Thriller Silver Ladyboy
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
topaz community account
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Histrionic nursing home
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Mind-boggling judgmental main people
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ok fine.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Zippy Exhilarant Spot
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Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
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  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
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topaz community account
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
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  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Histrionic nursing home
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
topaz community account
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Histrionic nursing home
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
topaz community account
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more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
topaz community account
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Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
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Cyan Bossy Piazza
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Titillating Business Firm Boistinker
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
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He's outta here!
Titillating Business Firm Boistinker
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
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Lol cr
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You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
translucent frozen locus trump supporter
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Hairless obsidian codepig
  08/16/16
Love it
Haunting School Cafeteria
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omg lol our kids
deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse
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  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Marvelous turdskin
  08/16/16
lol
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
topaz community account
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Thriller Silver Ladyboy
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
brother. brother
topaz community account
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
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Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
topaz community account
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you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
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sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
lol
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Titillating Business Firm Boistinker
  08/16/16
lmao
Cyan Bossy Piazza
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
translucent frozen locus trump supporter
  08/16/16
...
talented vermilion lay affirmative action
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
white razzle field
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Charismatic fishy temple
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
topaz community account
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
topaz community account
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Cyan Bossy Piazza
  08/16/16
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appetizing brindle school roast beef
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aphrodisiac alcoholic meetinghouse
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Thriller Silver Ladyboy
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Titillating Business Firm Boistinker
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Excitant Sooty Space
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Vigorous Fiercely-loyal Water Buffalo
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
free-loading dog poop
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Outnumbered Jet Tattoo Pit
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Cyan Bossy Piazza
  08/16/16
...
free-loading dog poop
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Mind-boggling judgmental main people
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Thriller Silver Ladyboy
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
topaz community account
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Mind-boggling judgmental main people
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
topaz community account
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
topaz community account
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Excitant Sooty Space
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Outnumbered Jet Tattoo Pit
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
topaz community account
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Hairless obsidian codepig
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
boyish orchestra pit
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Alcoholic Church Building Bbw
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
at-the-ready black woman juggernaut
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Alcoholic Church Building Bbw
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
at-the-ready black woman juggernaut
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
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"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
supple out-of-control stead crotch
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Cr
appetizing brindle school roast beef
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
laughsome jet-lagged hospital
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Stimulating senate
  08/16/16
...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Thriller Silver Ladyboy
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Spectacular kitty
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
topaz community account
  08/16/16
This
appetizing brindle school roast beef
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Ebony stage
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
swollen doctorate
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...
sinister sticky alpha
  08/16/16
This is not why
territorial stain range
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Crawly double fault
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
rambunctious crystalline background story den
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Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Prole
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Claret swashbuckling parlor love of her life
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...
Concupiscible fuchsia area half-breed
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You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
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  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
dark racy kitty cat
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Impressive Preventive Strike Legal Warrant
  08/17/16
lulz
Bearded Pervert
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Bearded Pervert
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
talking honey-headed site depressive
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
gay bisexual idea he suggested
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lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
talking honey-headed site depressive
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
appetizing brindle school roast beef
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Excitant Sooty Space
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
talking honey-headed site depressive
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
gay bisexual idea he suggested
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Concupiscible fuchsia area half-breed
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
topaz community account
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
topaz community account
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
topaz community account
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Impressive Preventive Strike Legal Warrant
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Bearded Pervert
  08/17/16
...
Vivacious state
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
chestnut exciting clown
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
topaz community account
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
chestnut exciting clown
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
topaz community account
  08/17/16
Better?
chestnut exciting clown
  08/17/16
brother
topaz community account
  08/17/16
FINE
chestnut exciting clown
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
clear galvanic center
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Histrionic nursing home
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
Sexy psychic
  08/17/16
great thread
diverse stubborn resort place of business
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
carmine base dingle berry
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
dark racy kitty cat
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/17/16
lol.
topaz community account
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
lemon box office
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Histrionic nursing home
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
Passionate Grizzly Theater Stage
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: bronze french genital piercing

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: heady hell



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring deer antler rehab

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Underhanded step-uncle's house



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Claret swashbuckling parlor love of her life

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Odious Crackhouse Becky



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: diverse stubborn resort place of business



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: submissive vibrant location



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Rough-skinned flickering cuckoldry windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: Stirring Cruel-hearted Newt Home



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Sienna Ape Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: anal razzle-dazzle round eye



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: big corner



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: lascivious karate



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative associate private investor



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Cerebral Maniacal Patrolman Sweet Tailpipe

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: wonderful marketing idea

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: topaz community account

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: pearly comical cuck gas station

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: topaz community account

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: topaz community account

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: topaz community account

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Gaped spruce queen of the night voyeur



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Underhanded step-uncle's house

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Rough-skinned flickering cuckoldry windowlicker



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: diverse stubborn resort place of business



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Odious Crackhouse Becky



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: curious soggy corn cake



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: topaz community account

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic meetinghouse

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic meetinghouse

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: aromatic plum blood rage

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: free-loading dog poop

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: translucent frozen locus trump supporter

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Chapel

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: curious soggy corn cake

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Purple greedy national organic girlfriend



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental main people

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Pink motley property multi-billionaire



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Contagious station

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: supple out-of-control stead crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Hairless obsidian codepig

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: lilac heaven fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Bateful tantric haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: irradiated pale cruise ship persian

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Underhanded step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: clear galvanic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Rough-skinned flickering cuckoldry windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: chocolate multi-colored sanctuary cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Shivering kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: 180 chad nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative associate private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: submissive vibrant location

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Thriller Silver Ladyboy

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Maroon dragon liquid oxygen

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Maroon dragon liquid oxygen

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Titillating Business Firm Boistinker

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Saffron Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: topaz community account

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental main people

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Zippy Exhilarant Spot

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: primrose nudist pozpig

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: topaz community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: translucent frozen locus trump supporter

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: topaz community account

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: topaz community account

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: topaz community account

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: supple out-of-control stead crotch

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Saffron Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: boyish orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Cyan Bossy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Titillating Business Firm Boistinker

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: supple out-of-control stead crotch

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating Business Firm Boistinker

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Domesticated Address

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Dashing erotic electric furnace

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: translucent frozen locus trump supporter

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Hairless obsidian codepig

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: lilac heaven fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Marvelous turdskin

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: topaz community account

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Thriller Silver Ladyboy

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: topaz community account

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Saffron Casino

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: topaz community account

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Saffron Casino

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Titillating Business Firm Boistinker

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cyan Bossy Piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: translucent frozen locus trump supporter

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: talented vermilion lay affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: white razzle field

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Charismatic fishy temple

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: topaz community account

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: topaz community account

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: topaz community account

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Cyan Bossy Piazza

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Thriller Silver Ladyboy

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Titillating Business Firm Boistinker

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Excitant Sooty Space

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Vigorous Fiercely-loyal Water Buffalo

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: deep friendly grandma bawdyhouse

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Outnumbered Jet Tattoo Pit

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Cyan Bossy Piazza

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: free-loading dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental main people

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Thriller Silver Ladyboy

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: topaz community account

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: topaz community account

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental main people

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: topaz community account

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: topaz community account

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: topaz community account

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: topaz community account

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Excitant Sooty Space

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Outnumbered Jet Tattoo Pit

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: topaz community account

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Hairless obsidian codepig

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: boyish orchestra pit

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Bbw

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready black woman juggernaut

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic Church Building Bbw

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready black woman juggernaut

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: chrome hilarious whorehouse coffee pot

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: supple out-of-control stead crotch

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged hospital

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Stimulating senate

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Thriller Silver Ladyboy

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Spectacular kitty

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: topaz community account

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Ebony stage

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: swollen doctorate

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sinister sticky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: territorial stain range

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Crawly double fault

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: rambunctious crystalline background story den

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Amethyst Fragrant Brunch Prole

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Claret swashbuckling parlor love of her life

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible fuchsia area half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: gay bisexual idea he suggested

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: dark racy kitty cat

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Impressive Preventive Strike Legal Warrant

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Bearded Pervert

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Bearded Pervert

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: talking honey-headed site depressive

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: gay bisexual idea he suggested

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: talking honey-headed site depressive

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: appetizing brindle school roast beef

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Excitant Sooty Space

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: talking honey-headed site depressive

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: gay bisexual idea he suggested

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible fuchsia area half-breed

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: topaz community account

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: topaz community account

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: topaz community account

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Impressive Preventive Strike Legal Warrant

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Bearded Pervert

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Vivacious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: chestnut exciting clown

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: topaz community account

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: chestnut exciting clown

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: topaz community account

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: chestnut exciting clown

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: topaz community account

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: chestnut exciting clown

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: clear galvanic center

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Sexy psychic

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: diverse stubborn resort place of business

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: carmine base dingle berry

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: dark racy kitty cat

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: topaz community account

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: lemon box office

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Passionate Grizzly Theater Stage

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: aromatic plum blood rage

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative associate private investor



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
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