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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
azure market
  08/16/16
flame?
Comical hall
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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azure market
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jesus christ op is dead here
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azure market
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Underhanded ticket booth
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Submissive painfully honest trailer park
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honey-headed sick national goal in life
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Holy shit wtf
dark marvelous whorehouse
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
aqua shrine international law enforcement agency
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
apoplectic flirting temple fat ankles
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
azure market
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
azure market
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
azure market
  08/16/16
:(
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
azure market
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
azure market
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
lollll
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
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nofapping bespoke stage
  08/16/16
Lol
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
  08/17/16
LMAO
plum rehab cumskin
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stubborn sooty mother field
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Beady-eyed jade police squad
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Sadistic umber location roommate
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
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sienna haunting locus
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
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mind-boggling french gas station
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
azure market
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
azure market
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
azure market
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
azure market
  08/16/16
my god man
mustard institution
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azure market
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
yes
azure market
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
azure market
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
azure market
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
mustard institution
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
hairless lascivious brunch hunting ground
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
avocado address place of business
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
laughsome tantric church building
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
azure market
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
lol this
mind-boggling french gas station
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Exhilarant multi-billionaire
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor
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Heady unholy persian community account
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spit water out irl
boyish blathering toilet seat philosopher-king
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Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine
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haha
bistre queen of the night
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lol
diverse lodge legend
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appetizing gay indirect expression athletic conference
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Tyft
startled wild messiness
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Lol
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
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plum rehab cumskin
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Metal garrison dysfunction
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stubborn sooty mother field
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exciting infuriating cuck therapy
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180
stimulating associate
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trip people who are hurt
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honey-headed sick national goal in life
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Insecure pearl stead
  08/16/16
Ouch
frozen base lettuce
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
violent gaped shitlib
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
azure market
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
violent gaped shitlib
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal
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Coral sandwich
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
azure market
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
ok fine.
azure market
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
razzle-dazzle theatre selfie
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
magenta abode
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
deranged digit ratio property
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Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
avocado address place of business
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
azure market
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
azure market
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
azure market
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine
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Coral sandwich
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
garnet kitty cat dragon
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deranged digit ratio property
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Curious ocher set ratface
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claret corner doctorate
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Histrionic box office useless brakes
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Nubile aromatic point pistol
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naked passionate macaca trust fund
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
azure market
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
azure market
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
avocado address place of business
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
bistre queen of the night
  08/16/16
Love it
Excitant nursing home partner
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
galvanic water buffalo spot
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...
diverse lodge legend
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
talented halford university
  08/16/16
lol
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
azure market
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
frozen base lettuce
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
azure market
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Coral sandwich
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
azure market
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Coral sandwich
  08/16/16
...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
lol
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
lmao
claret corner doctorate
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
avocado address place of business
  08/16/16
...
aphrodisiac salmon range
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Dead indian lodge
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
azure market
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
mischievous sanctuary
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
azure market
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
azure market
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
claret corner doctorate
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...
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
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mustard institution
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
frozen base lettuce
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Sadistic umber location roommate
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Crimson french chef
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
galvanic water buffalo spot
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
azure market
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
galvanic water buffalo spot
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
azure market
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
mildly autistic pea-brained factory reset button
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
azure market
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
claret corner doctorate
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...
deranged digit ratio property
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
azure market
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
frozen base lettuce
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
azure market
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
azure market
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
azure market
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
azure market
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Sadistic umber location roommate
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
mildly autistic pea-brained factory reset button
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
bistre queen of the night
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Curious ocher set ratface
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
azure market
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Well-lubricated chest-beating space regret
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Fluffy fragrant native
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Well-lubricated chest-beating space regret
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Fluffy fragrant native
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
hairraiser light orchestra pit
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine
  08/16/16
Cr
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Hyperactive School Gunner
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Shimmering Travel Guidebook Theater Stage
  08/16/16
...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
azure market
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
azure market
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
frozen base lettuce
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
motley topaz coffee pot school cafeteria
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
azure market
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/16/16
This
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Geriatric Poppy Lay
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
sickened center hissy fit
  08/16/16
...
garnet kitty cat dragon
  08/16/16
This is not why
Flesh hospital clown
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
self-centered locale wrinkle
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
azure market
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
swashbuckling red prole business firm
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Racy indigo cruise ship
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Translucent charismatic bbw ceo
  08/17/16
...
green slap-happy weed whacker
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Burgundy son of senegal
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
razzmatazz newt
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Supple Jap Degenerate
  08/17/16
lulz
Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Burgundy son of senegal
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Vigorous white principal's office quadroon
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Sadistic umber location roommate
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
azure market
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Burgundy son of senegal
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
green slap-happy weed whacker
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
azure market
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
azure market
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Supple Jap Degenerate
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman
  08/17/16
...
Mint Bearded Home Gay Wizard
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
silver cowardly black woman kitchen
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
silver cowardly black woman kitchen
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
Better?
silver cowardly black woman kitchen
  08/17/16
brother
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
FINE
silver cowardly black woman kitchen
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Metal garrison dysfunction
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
azure market
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
violet zippy plaza jew
  08/17/16
great thread
Beady-eyed jade police squad
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Provocative theater giraffe
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
razzmatazz newt
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
azure market
  08/17/16
lol.
Bateful Mood Dilemma
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
Spectacular Corn Cake
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
azure market
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
cyan station
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
azure market
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
hairless lascivious brunch hunting ground
  10/02/16
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honey-headed sick national goal in life
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: azure market

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Comical hall

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: naked passionate macaca trust fund



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Mad-dog Skullcap Friendly Grandma

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Curious ocher set ratface



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant multi-billionaire



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Vengeful boiling water



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: sickened center hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199668)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Translucent charismatic bbw ceo

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: appetizing gay indirect expression athletic conference



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: aquamarine frum stag film



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: green slap-happy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: sienna haunting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jade police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Insecure pearl stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: stubborn sooty mother field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: splenetic floppy public bath candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205278)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon range



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: peach irradiated nibblets den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Underhanded ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543083)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Submissive painfully honest trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525322)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: honey-headed sick national goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: dark marvelous whorehouse

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: aqua shrine international law enforcement agency

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: apoplectic flirting temple fat ankles

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: azure market

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: azure market

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: azure market

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: azure market

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: azure market

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: nofapping bespoke stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: plum rehab cumskin

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: stubborn sooty mother field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205160)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jade police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204964)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Sadistic umber location roommate



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: sienna haunting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling french gas station



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: azure market

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: azure market

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: azure market

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: azure market

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: mustard institution

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: azure market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: azure market

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: azure market

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: azure market

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: mustard institution

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: hairless lascivious brunch hunting ground

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: avocado address place of business

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: laughsome tantric church building

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: azure market

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling french gas station

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant multi-billionaire



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Heady unholy persian community account



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: boyish blathering toilet seat philosopher-king

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: bistre queen of the night

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: diverse lodge legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: appetizing gay indirect expression athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: startled wild messiness

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: plum rehab cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Metal garrison dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: stubborn sooty mother field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: exciting infuriating cuck therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: stimulating associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: trip people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: honey-headed sick national goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Insecure pearl stead

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: frozen base lettuce

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: violent gaped shitlib

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: azure market

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: violent gaped shitlib

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Coral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: azure market

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: azure market

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle theatre selfie

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: magenta abode

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: avocado address place of business

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: azure market

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: azure market

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: azure market

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Coral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Curious ocher set ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: claret corner doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic box office useless brakes

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Nubile aromatic point pistol

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: naked passionate macaca trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: azure market

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: azure market

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: avocado address place of business

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: bistre queen of the night

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Excitant nursing home partner

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: galvanic water buffalo spot

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: diverse lodge legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: talented halford university

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: azure market

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: frozen base lettuce

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: azure market

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Coral sandwich

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: azure market

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Coral sandwich

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: claret corner doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: avocado address place of business

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Dead indian lodge

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: azure market

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: mischievous sanctuary

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: azure market

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: azure market

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: claret corner doctorate

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mustard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: frozen base lettuce

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Razzle affirmative action sneaky criminal

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Sadistic umber location roommate

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Crimson french chef

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: galvanic water buffalo spot

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: azure market

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic water buffalo spot

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: azure market

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: mildly autistic pea-brained factory reset button

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: azure market

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: claret corner doctorate

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: deranged digit ratio property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: azure market

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: frozen base lettuce

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: azure market

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: arousing cobalt fortuitous meteor

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: azure market

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: azure market

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: azure market

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Sadistic umber location roommate

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic pea-brained factory reset button

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: bistre queen of the night

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Curious ocher set ratface

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: azure market

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated chest-beating space regret

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Fluffy fragrant native

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated chest-beating space regret

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Fluffy fragrant native

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: hairraiser light orchestra pit

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Cerebral ungodly legal warrant dopamine

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive School Gunner

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Shimmering Travel Guidebook Theater Stage

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: azure market

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: azure market

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: frozen base lettuce

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: motley topaz coffee pot school cafeteria

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: azure market

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Geriatric Poppy Lay

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: sickened center hissy fit

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: garnet kitty cat dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Flesh hospital clown

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: self-centered locale wrinkle

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: azure market

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling red prole business firm

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Racy indigo cruise ship

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Translucent charismatic bbw ceo

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: green slap-happy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Burgundy son of senegal

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz newt

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Supple Jap Degenerate

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Burgundy son of senegal

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Vigorous white principal's office quadroon

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Sadistic umber location roommate

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Odious Maroon Keepsake Machete Headpube

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: azure market

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Burgundy son of senegal

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: green slap-happy weed whacker

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: azure market

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: azure market

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Supple Jap Degenerate

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Citrine vivacious pit skinny woman

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Mint Bearded Home Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: silver cowardly black woman kitchen

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: silver cowardly black woman kitchen

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: silver cowardly black woman kitchen

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: silver cowardly black woman kitchen

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Metal garrison dysfunction

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: azure market

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: violet zippy plaza jew

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jade police squad

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Provocative theater giraffe

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz newt

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: azure market

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Corn Cake

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: azure market

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: cyan station

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: azure market

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: hairless lascivious brunch hunting ground

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: honey-headed sick national goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Big Electric Furnace Turdskin



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: mustard institution



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Rusted Office

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Bateful Mood Dilemma



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: adventurous jet immigrant tanning salon

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

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