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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

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sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
flame?
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saffron cuck kitchen
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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sable apoplectic coffee pot
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jesus christ op is dead here
Glittery whorehouse
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Beady-eyed hospital headpube
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Cowardly vivacious immigrant philosopher-king
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sable apoplectic coffee pot
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onyx self-absorbed newt
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Wine Elastic Band
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Holy shit wtf
Bisexual Ticket Booth Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
bull headed bossy main people
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Magenta circlehead
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
:(
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
lollll
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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Effete galvanic location
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Lol
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
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LMAO
supple medicated wrinkle
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charismatic flushed church building volcanic crater
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Lemon histrionic becky theater
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Cerebral rigor hall
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
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Impressive meetinghouse
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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very tactful submissive doctorate stead
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
my god man
Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold
  09/09/16
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sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
yes
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
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bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
crawly private investor dragon
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
ivory crotch
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Dashing beta senate hunting ground
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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lol this
very tactful submissive doctorate stead
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Up-to-no-good institution
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Contagious naked dilemma
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Irradiated high-end area
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spit water out irl
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Canary mood
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haha
talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender
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lol
abnormal tan shitlib sanctuary
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Beady-eyed hospital headpube
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Tyft
swollen vigorous dog poop
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Lol
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
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supple medicated wrinkle
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appetizing angry resort nibblets
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Boyish Crackhouse
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180
bistre comical hell international law enforcement agency
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vengeful plum round eye
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Wine Elastic Band
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Amber anal bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
Ouch
insane sick market queen of the night
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Harsh Bearded Lodge
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Harsh Bearded Lodge
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
milky cocky plaza
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Stirring indecent toaster persian
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Contagious naked dilemma
  08/16/16
ok fine.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
cream forum
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Pale chapel
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
ivory crotch
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Canary mood
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Stirring indecent toaster persian
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
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Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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rusted nowag
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fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
milky cocky plaza
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Canary mood
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
milky cocky plaza
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Thriller state
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
concupiscible house
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...
saffron cuck kitchen
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
ivory crotch
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender
  08/16/16
Love it
Lime Spectacular Theatre
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested
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...
abnormal tan shitlib sanctuary
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
rough-skinned range
  08/16/16
lol
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
insane sick market queen of the night
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
brother. brother
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Stirring indecent toaster persian
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Stirring indecent toaster persian
  08/16/16
...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
lol
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
milky cocky plaza
  08/16/16
lmao
fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
ivory crotch
  08/16/16
...
Cowardly vivacious immigrant philosopher-king
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Silver mewling parlour
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
yellow razzle principal's office
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
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Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
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...
Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
insane sick market queen of the night
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
milky cocky plaza
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Cerebral rigor hall
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
180 disgusting ape
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
charcoal crusty brunch
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap
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...
Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Contagious naked dilemma
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
insane sick market queen of the night
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Contagious naked dilemma
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Cerebral rigor hall
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
charcoal crusty brunch
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
rusted nowag
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
sepia overrated juggernaut gunner
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Avocado abode party of the first part
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
sepia overrated juggernaut gunner
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Avocado abode party of the first part
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
cyan lettuce quadroon
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Canary mood
  08/16/16
Cr
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
nudist laughsome heaven faggot firefighter
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Hideous Soul-stirring Athletic Conference
  08/16/16
...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
insane sick market queen of the night
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
black double fault spot
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/16/16
This
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Curious flesh indian lodge dysfunction
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Maize foreskin box office
  08/16/16
...
Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim
  08/16/16
This is not why
Lascivious Travel Guidebook
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Slate Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
alcoholic giraffe knife
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Exciting ebony associate
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Glittery whorehouse
  08/17/16
...
Transparent razzle-dazzle mental disorder property
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Offensive yarmulke
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Twinkling windowlicker
  08/17/16
lulz
vermilion place of business
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
vermilion place of business
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Vibrant set
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Vibrant set
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Cerebral rigor hall
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Vibrant set
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Transparent razzle-dazzle mental disorder property
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Twinkling windowlicker
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
vermilion place of business
  08/17/16
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brindle marvelous base selfie
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria
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eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
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why should I edit?
provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
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Better?
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brother
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FINE
provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria
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good catch but against the spirit of the board
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(classic Doobs)
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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great thread
Lemon histrionic becky theater
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The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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lol.
maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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You are going to break the autism detector
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no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
sable apoplectic coffee pot
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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maroon adventurous library old irish cottage
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Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Demanding Gas Station Death Wish

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
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BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Glittery whorehouse

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hospital headpube



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Lemon histrionic becky theater



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Wonderful useless pocket flask kitty cat



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Red Address Gaping



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house potus



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: onyx self-absorbed newt



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Bisexual Ticket Booth Mad Cow Disease

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: bull headed bossy main people

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Magenta circlehead

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Effete galvanic location



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: supple medicated wrinkle

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: charismatic flushed church building volcanic crater



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Lemon histrionic becky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204964)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Cerebral rigor hall



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Impressive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: very tactful submissive doctorate stead



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: crawly private investor dragon

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: ivory crotch

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Dashing beta senate hunting ground

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: very tactful submissive doctorate stead

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious naked dilemma

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Irradiated high-end area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: clear swashbuckling school mediation

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Canary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: abnormal tan shitlib sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hospital headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: swollen vigorous dog poop

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: supple medicated wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: appetizing angry resort nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: charismatic flushed church building volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Boyish Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: bistre comical hell international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: vengeful plum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Wine Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Amber anal bawdyhouse

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: insane sick market queen of the night

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Harsh Bearded Lodge

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Harsh Bearded Lodge

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: milky cocky plaza

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Stirring indecent toaster persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Contagious naked dilemma

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: cream forum

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Pale chapel

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: ivory crotch

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Canary mood

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Stirring indecent toaster persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: rusted nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: milky cocky plaza

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Canary mood

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: milky cocky plaza

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller state

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible house

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: saffron cuck kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: ivory crotch

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Lime Spectacular Theatre

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: abnormal tan shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned range

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: insane sick market queen of the night

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring indecent toaster persian

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Stirring indecent toaster persian

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: milky cocky plaza

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: ivory crotch

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious immigrant philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Silver mewling parlour

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: yellow razzle principal's office

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: insane sick market queen of the night

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: milky cocky plaza

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral rigor hall

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: 180 disgusting ape

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Aggressive Reading Party Idea He Suggested

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: charcoal crusty brunch

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: fragrant rose mad-dog skullcap

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac temple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Contagious naked dilemma

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: insane sick market queen of the night

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Contagious naked dilemma

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Cerebral rigor hall

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: charcoal crusty brunch

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: talented fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire sex offender

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: rusted nowag

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: sepia overrated juggernaut gunner

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Avocado abode party of the first part

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sepia overrated juggernaut gunner

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Avocado abode party of the first part

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: cyan lettuce quadroon

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Canary mood

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: nudist laughsome heaven faggot firefighter

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Hideous Soul-stirring Athletic Conference

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: insane sick market queen of the night

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: black double fault spot

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Curious flesh indian lodge dysfunction

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Maize foreskin box office

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped filthpig goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Travel Guidebook

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Slate Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: alcoholic giraffe knife

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Exciting ebony associate

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Glittery whorehouse

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Transparent razzle-dazzle mental disorder property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Offensive yarmulke

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Twinkling windowlicker

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: vermilion place of business

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: vermilion place of business

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Vibrant set

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Vibrant set

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chestnut Sneaky Criminal Shrine

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Cerebral rigor hall

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Vibrant set

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: heady mentally impaired hairy legs roommate

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Transparent razzle-dazzle mental disorder property

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Twinkling windowlicker

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: vermilion place of business

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: brindle marvelous base selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: provocative mildly autistic school cafeteria

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: appetizing angry resort nibblets

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: brass black woman

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Lemon histrionic becky theater

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz fantasy-prone organic girlfriend

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Offensive yarmulke

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: aquamarine turdskin center

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: exhilarant translucent orchestra pit incel

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: sable apoplectic coffee pot

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: crawly private investor dragon

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Wine Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: snowy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Pink Flickering Corner Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Red Address Gaping

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: electric hateful sandwich

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: maroon adventurous library old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Carnelian parlor

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)