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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
umber cuckold pervert
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
aromatic slippery point
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Azure Juggernaut
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
umber cuckold pervert
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Excitant messiness hell
  05/10/24
No
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
harsh public bath
  05/10/24
180
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Insanely creepy haunting theatre
  05/10/24
180
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
learning disabled fiercely-loyal marketing idea nursing home
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Diverse casino telephone
  05/10/24
180
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
learning disabled fiercely-loyal marketing idea nursing home
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
filthy bronze hospital
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
cruel-hearted brass clown dingle berry
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Hateful den
  05/12/24
...
umber cuckold pervert
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
cracking abode mother
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
green antidepressant drug
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
arousing spot jew
  05/10/24
...
naked area
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Fragrant Dilemma
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Insanely creepy haunting theatre
  05/10/24
180
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
jet community account toilet seat
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Rambunctious nowag love of her life
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
arousing spot jew
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
vigorous jet-lagged location
  05/10/24
...
Onyx hairless stage gunner
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
adventurous plaza
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
turquoise histrionic lodge
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
buck-toothed mind-boggling persian
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
harsh public bath
  05/10/24
...
white laughsome hissy fit candlestick maker
  05/10/24
...
Slate indian lodge goyim
  05/10/24
...
arousing spot jew
  05/11/24
Kike!
boyish mentally impaired french chef
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Excitant messiness hell
  05/10/24
he was an associate
iridescent frum house hominid
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Khaki Garrison Roommate
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Galvanic vermilion queen of the night
  05/10/24
...
cracking abode mother
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Violent gay digit ratio mood
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
shimmering private investor roast beef
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Khaki Garrison Roommate
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
stimulating honey-headed school ape
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Khaki Garrison Roommate
  05/12/24
probably no one
umber cuckold pervert
  05/12/24
...
Slate indian lodge goyim
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
motley olive generalized bond
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
hairraiser buff place of business
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Khaki Garrison Roommate
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Rambunctious nowag love of her life
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
hairraiser buff place of business
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Rambunctious nowag love of her life
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Chartreuse gas station
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Dashing Halford Site
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Rambunctious nowag love of her life
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Hateful den
  05/12/24
...
motley olive generalized bond
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: umber cuckold pervert

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: aromatic slippery point

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Azure Juggernaut

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: umber cuckold pervert

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Excitant messiness hell

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: harsh public bath

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy haunting theatre

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: learning disabled fiercely-loyal marketing idea nursing home

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Diverse casino telephone

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: learning disabled fiercely-loyal marketing idea nursing home

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: filthy bronze hospital

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted brass clown dingle berry

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Hateful den

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: umber cuckold pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: cracking abode mother

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: green antidepressant drug

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: arousing spot jew

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: naked area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Dilemma

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Insanely creepy haunting theatre

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: jet community account toilet seat

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious nowag love of her life

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: arousing spot jew

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: vigorous jet-lagged location

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Onyx hairless stage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: adventurous plaza

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: turquoise histrionic lodge

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed mind-boggling persian

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: harsh public bath

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: white laughsome hissy fit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Slate indian lodge goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: arousing spot jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: boyish mentally impaired french chef

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Excitant messiness hell

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: iridescent frum house hominid

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Khaki Garrison Roommate

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Galvanic vermilion queen of the night

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: cracking abode mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Violent gay digit ratio mood

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: shimmering private investor roast beef

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Khaki Garrison Roommate

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: stimulating honey-headed school ape

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Khaki Garrison Roommate

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: umber cuckold pervert

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Slate indian lodge goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: motley olive generalized bond

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: hairraiser buff place of business

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Khaki Garrison Roommate

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious nowag love of her life

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: hairraiser buff place of business

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Rambunctious nowag love of her life

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse gas station

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Dashing Halford Site

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious nowag love of her life

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Hateful den

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: motley olive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)