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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Concupiscible godawful internal respiration
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Concupiscible godawful internal respiration
  05/01/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
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Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
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Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/29/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
laughsome grizzly cuckoldry
  04/29/26
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narrow-minded pervert resort
  04/29/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
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Mahogany well-lubricated national
  04/30/26
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Cerebral Generalized Bond
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Cerebral Generalized Bond
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
narrow-minded pervert resort
  05/02/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
laughsome grizzly cuckoldry
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/29/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  04/29/26
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electric elastic band piazza
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diverse walnut useless brakes hall
  04/29/26
180!
narrow-minded pervert resort
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
lemon talented french chef party of the first part
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
frisky cyan theater yarmulke
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
frisky cyan theater yarmulke
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Canary fragrant ladyboy pozpig
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
frisky cyan theater yarmulke
  05/01/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Canary fragrant ladyboy pozpig
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
frisky cyan theater yarmulke
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
180
electric elastic band piazza
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry
  05/01/26
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Anal Athletic Conference House
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Glittery Emerald Organic Girlfriend
  04/30/26
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Glittery Emerald Organic Girlfriend
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Navy voyeur partner
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
frisky cyan theater yarmulke
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
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frisky cyan theater yarmulke
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Bespoke dog poop senate
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
congrats!
Cerebral Generalized Bond
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
electric elastic band piazza
  05/01/26
180
Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Idiotic vengeful headpube
  05/01/26
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Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Bespoke dog poop senate
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca
  05/01/26
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narrow-minded pervert resort
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible godawful internal respiration

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible godawful internal respiration

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly cuckoldry

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded pervert resort



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Mahogany well-lubricated national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Generalized Bond

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded pervert resort

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: laughsome grizzly cuckoldry

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: electric elastic band piazza



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: diverse walnut useless brakes hall



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded pervert resort

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: lemon talented french chef party of the first part

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Canary fragrant ladyboy pozpig

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Canary fragrant ladyboy pozpig

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: electric elastic band piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Arrogant Sick Dingle Berry

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Anal Athletic Conference House



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery Emerald Organic Girlfriend

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Glittery Emerald Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Navy voyeur partner

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: frisky cyan theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bespoke dog poop senate

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Generalized Bond

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: electric elastic band piazza

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Idiotic vengeful headpube

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bespoke dog poop senate

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Purple Impressive Idea He Suggested Macaca

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded pervert resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)