Nerd: Engineers things. Writes code, automates workflows, builds databases, makes some deranged home server perform a task that previously took nine seconds.
Prep: Destroys jobs. “AI transformation initiative.” Makes a deck showing $4.7 million of theoretical savings, eliminates twelve positions, gets promoted before anyone determines whether the new process works.
Woman: Recipes. Meal plans. “I have chicken, spinach and half a lemon.” AI has finally achieved its highest practical purpose. Also, Therapy.
Jock: Asks it one extremely specific question, gets the answer, closes it.
Scumbag: Uses it to compose text messages to people he owes money to.
Date: August 25th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Sadistic Garrison Rigpig
Normie women don't use it at all and don't want to even be associated with it. Loser women mostly are vocally against it and think its stealing peoples artwork and that data centers are polluting. Some loser women use it as a companion to dump emotional and relationship shit into or for cooking.
Date: August 27th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: galvanic background story
Not to quibble with the Master, but I picture Low Loser as a guy who works retail and collects fungos. The guy who writes 10,000 word substacks is a mid to high Loser. I’m not sure what a Low Loser would use AI for. Maybe to settle a debate with a co-worker about a Marvel character.
Date: August 27th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Irradiated alpha stage
That was just a dig at Consolea haha. The Low Loser archetype is manifested in redditors. They think that everything AI does is “slop” and they “don’t like it.”