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Heide Iravani McHugh? More like Heide McHUGETITS amirite?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/view/8595446796371573/26...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
Pretty girl. What about the lying slut?
Laughsome french chef associate
  06/22/13
lying slut brittan heller? http://www.nowpublic.com/cultu...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
OMG I've actually met her. hahahaha
low-t juggernaut newt
  06/22/13
How hard was it not to remark on Heide's huge fucking tits?
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
She was timid but smug in person and well concealed (I think...
low-t juggernaut newt
  06/22/13
would smash the girl is cute too
Tan Sticky Principal's Office
  06/22/13
wgwag
Exhilarant university blood rage
  06/22/13
you people never learn
soggy bronze set tattoo
  06/22/13
learn what, praytell?
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
take a guess
soggy bronze set tattoo
  06/22/13
well, we never can get enough of enormous persian tittays, i...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
enormous *fake* persian titties
Exhilarant university blood rage
  06/22/13
They actually don't look that big in the photographs.
Laughsome french chef associate
  06/22/13
see, you come across as a man with the right priorities
Blue Messiness Theater
  06/22/13
I do what I can, Brother Man Bill.
Laughsome french chef associate
  06/22/13
wonder if Ms Iravani McHugh got her tits reduced...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/22/13
perhaps
Exhilarant university blood rage
  06/22/13
...
Embarrassed to the bone know-it-all station
  06/22/13
I'm not laughing at this at all. I don't want to get sued.
maroon weed whacker plaza
  06/22/13
To the defendants listed below, you are being sued in the Un...
Embarrassed to the bone know-it-all station
  06/22/13
after the assfucking heide and brittan got from the lolsuit,...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/23/13
cute couple
Electric Chrome Theater Stage Clown
  06/22/13
no wonder XO is pissed
cowardly lay
  06/23/13
lol, mchugh looks fucking aspie, bro
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/23/13
people weren't really mean to heide. they just thought she ...
azure glittery incel stage
  06/23/13
whatever happened with ciolli's lawsuit against them?
Big green house
  06/22/13
Brittan Heller fled to Korea to dodge service Heide Iravani...
Mahogany irradiated native
  06/23/13
...
Startled pit
  06/23/13


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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/view/8595446796371573/26239620

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452031)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: Laughsome french chef associate

Pretty girl. What about the lying slut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452039)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:40 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

lying slut brittan heller?

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/yale-law-students-get-sued-libel-slander-frivolous-filings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452108)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: low-t juggernaut newt

OMG I've actually met her. hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452052)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

How hard was it not to remark on Heide's huge fucking tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452100)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: low-t juggernaut newt

She was timid but smug in person and well concealed (I think it was winter when I met her, at a LGBT-themed gallery event)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Tan Sticky Principal's Office

would smash

the girl is cute too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452059)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant university blood rage

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452081)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: soggy bronze set tattoo

you people never learn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452115)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:42 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

learn what, praytell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452117)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:42 PM
Author: soggy bronze set tattoo

take a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452119)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

well, we never can get enough of enormous persian tittays, if that's what you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452130)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant university blood rage

enormous *fake* persian titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452136)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome french chef associate

They actually don't look that big in the photographs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452139)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Blue Messiness Theater

see, you come across as a man with the right priorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452148)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: Laughsome french chef associate

I do what I can, Brother Man Bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452187)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

wonder if Ms Iravani McHugh got her tits reduced...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452150)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant university blood rage

perhaps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452171)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone know-it-all station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452192)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:52 PM
Author: maroon weed whacker plaza

I'm not laughing at this at all. I don't want to get sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452205)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone know-it-all station

To the defendants listed below, you are being sued in the United States District Court for the District of Connecticut. The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb’08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows: copyright infringement under 17 U.S.C. § 501; appropriation of another’s name or likeness; unreasonable publicity given to another’s life; publicity that places another in a false light before the public; intentional infliction of emotional distress; negligent infliction of emotional distress; and defamation.

The plaintiffs are attempting to serve you with a complaint and summons in a civil action. The text of the summons appears below. So that we may deliver a copy of the summons and complaint to you, please provide your complete contact information to the following email address: drosenlaw@gmail.com.

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT

DISTRICT OF CONNECTICUT

SUMMONS IN A CIVIL CASE

CASE NUMBER: 307CV00909 CFD

I. (a) PLAINTIFFS

DOE I, and DOE II

v.

DEFENDANTS

Anthony Ciolli; Individuals, whose true names are unknown, using the following pseudonyms: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb’08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh

YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and required to serve upon PLAINTIFF’S ATTORNEY

David N. Rosen, Esq.

David Rosen & Associates, P.C.

400 Orange Street, New Haven, CT 06511

an answer to the complaint which is herewith served upon you, within twenty days after service of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. You must also file your answer with the Clerk of this Court within a reasonable period of time after service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452227)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

after the assfucking heide and brittan got from the lolsuit, methinks no one will be dumb enough to try THAT again

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:

The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"

A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.

The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.

Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.

Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457697)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 5:58 PM
Author: Electric Chrome Theater Stage Clown

cute couple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452243)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: cowardly lay

no wonder XO is pissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457748)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

lol, mchugh looks fucking aspie, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457752)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: azure glittery incel stage

people weren't really mean to heide. they just thought she was cute and had a great rack. heller got the brunt of the hatred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457754)



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Date: June 22nd, 2013 6:02 PM
Author: Big green house

whatever happened with ciolli's lawsuit against them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23452263)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Mahogany irradiated native

Brittan Heller fled to Korea to dodge service

Heide Iravani $ettled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457679)



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Date: June 23rd, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Startled pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2289691&forum_id=2#23457757)