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HR Meeting is Over -- Update -- (Chilmata)

I was the last one to the conference room. I loaded up the C...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
fucking LOL at the chicago bulls theme playing as you enter
Burgundy Orchestra Pit
  09/01/15
ahem, it's "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project ak...
Histrionic plum nursing home
  09/01/15
...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/02/15
FIRST
low-t disturbing roommate toilet seat
  09/01/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8VPYPzKHk
orange roast beef hunting ground
  09/01/15
ty playing this as i read the op
Bossy indian lodge sound barrier
  09/01/15
ljl at dealing with the american workforce.. its fucking tox...
heady coiffed parlour
  09/01/15
So I told a couple anecdotes about the azn bitch which was k...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
well did your paralegal get her internet privileges back? di...
aphrodisiac university goal in life
  09/01/15
Oh yeah, my paralegal is getting her internet privileges bac...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
why does a small shop like yours have so much support staff
aphrodisiac university goal in life
  09/01/15
My boss runs a million side projects and they help him with ...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
describe some of these side projects
Godawful Angry Stage
  09/01/15
He writes books, launches websites. I really can't get more ...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
Does he say stuff like "aren't ipods crazy?"
cerebral affirmative action
  09/01/15
No, but he asks a lot of rhetorical questions like, "Do...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
don't worry it's not flame
Misanthropic Hot Office Partner
  09/01/15
(Faggot)
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/02/15
Apophasis/Paralipsis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apopha...
umber appetizing juggernaut casino
  09/01/15
Haha, yep.
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
In 2015, Donald Trump said of fellow Republican presidential...
lascivious international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
lol at women in the workplace. fucking nonsense
Bossy indian lodge sound barrier
  09/01/15
...
orange roast beef hunting ground
  09/01/15
Oink and Moo BBQ for everyone!
flatulent athletic conference public bath
  09/01/15
whats the comic-con thing?
Flesh Autistic Round Eye Useless Brakes
  09/01/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=1...
Burgundy Orchestra Pit
  09/01/15
so basically, ever since she saw that email where you said t...
Burgundy Orchestra Pit
  09/01/15
This chick is 27, a korean fundamentalist christian and a *v...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
elaborate yet incredibly boring flame
Apoplectic free-loading dilemma
  09/01/15
cr. probably based on something real though. Like boss brie...
snowy self-centered dysfunction home
  09/01/15
Hey, faggots, I said not flame.
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
now the head HR guy is going to really be pissed at you sinc...
Burgundy Orchestra Pit
  09/01/15
I love the fact he's got to keep his doors unlocked now. He ...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
sounds like he might've realized he's been backing the wrong...
Burgundy Orchestra Pit
  09/01/15
I talked to my boss after everyone else left the office for ...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/01/15
"Warpath" must've had a chance to cool down, huh?...
blathering carmine market laser beams
  09/02/15
This update is for those of you who thought I was overreacti...
Filthy candlestick maker
  09/17/15
I don't think you know how to get what you want out of peopl...
Indigo Pit
  09/17/15
Delusion is not a river in Egypt.
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  09/17/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

I was the last one to the conference room. I loaded up the Chicago Bulls opening song on my phone and played it as I entered. Boss lol'd.

My boss asks who wants to speak first and gives me the option of speaking first.

"What I say depends upon what they say," I deadpanned. So then the office manager says that he'll start.

He says some shit about he's the head of the HR team and he takes their complaints seriously, he probably should have approached me and my paralegal directly before running to the boss and scheduling the meeting.

The way my boss runs these meetings is that someone says their peace and then the other side is supposed to repeat back what they just said without embellishment.

So then the office manager mentions a story from a couple weeks ago about an email exchange I had with the azn HR cunt. We aren't supposed to interrupt each other at this stage of the meeting, but I pulled a Trump and was all, "Excuse me, excuse me (not flame, I did it twice), she is claiming she was offended by that email chain? This is exactly the type of bullshit I was talking about. This is why I didn't want to have that meeting. I'll print out the entire fucking email chain right now and she can point out where I said anything offensive--"

I was instructed not to interrupt, that I had my chance to speak first. I interrupted two more times before the boss was like, okay, that's the third time now, you have to stop interrupting.

At some point I said to the office manager, "Well if you weren't locked in your office all day doing who-knows-what maybe you'd see what was going on and wouldn't have to rely on hearsay."

The office manager replied that my boss talked to him today about his door being locked and he's going to keep it unlocked from now on. My boss apparently did a pre-emptive strike so I wouldn't allege porn during the meeting lol.

Hold on, I have to move my car, will finish update in a few.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Orchestra Pit

fucking LOL at the chicago bulls theme playing as you enter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669413)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Histrionic plum nursing home

ahem, it's "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project aka the intro to Eye in the Sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669733)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672580)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: low-t disturbing roommate toilet seat

FIRST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669294)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: orange roast beef hunting ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8VPYPzKHk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669316)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Bossy indian lodge sound barrier

ty playing this as i read the op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669318)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: heady coiffed parlour

ljl at dealing with the american workforce.. its fucking toxic.. just go solo and fuck this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669317)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

So I told a couple anecdotes about the azn bitch which was kind of funny because before I launched into a story about her I'd preface it with, "I'm not trying to beat up on you . . ." and then I would do exactly that. One time I said, "I'm carefully choosing my words so you don't take this the wrong way" before tearing into her. I didn't curse or anything and by this point I was pretty calm.

She kept trying to use this email against me that I sent to my boss a month or two ago where I said she had a "shitty fucking attitude" and my boss forwarded it to her by accident (he didn't read that last sentence of my email).

I went on a nice, little rant about how they tried turning that around on me and said I did nothing wrong. I said if you want to blame that email on someone, blame my boss for forwarding it, but don't you tell me how I can talk to my boss. And, you completely ignored the fact that she had a SHITTY FUCKING ATTITUDE that day. I raised my voice when I said it. That brought the focus onto her attitude.

At the end, the solution we all agreed upon was that everyone needs to grow a thicker skin. So I guess we won?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669353)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university goal in life

well did your paralegal get her internet privileges back? did you assert future dominion over your bagels? did you COMMAND a response to your comic-con inquiry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669364)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

Oh yeah, my paralegal is getting her internet privileges back and instead of them saying she can't visit this or that site they just said she needs to "use her discretion". That was the biggest victory today. Bagels is moot, I'm not going to the friday meetings anymore.

I brought up the comic-con story and they tried to say that I ignore them and don't say hi to them. I refuted those allegations and said I never, ever ignore anyone. My boss defended me there and said I would never ignore anyone, if I did I was probably thinking about the arguments I was going to make in court that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669405)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university goal in life

why does a small shop like yours have so much support staff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669416)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

My boss runs a million side projects and they help him with that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669431)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Godawful Angry Stage

describe some of these side projects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

He writes books, launches websites. I really can't get more specific. My boss is an interesting dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670328)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral affirmative action

Does he say stuff like "aren't ipods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671597)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

No, but he asks a lot of rhetorical questions like, "Does that make sense?", "Do you understand?", and "Are you tracking?"

Normally those aren't rhetorical, but he never waits for you to answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671645)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hot Office Partner

don't worry it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669444)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672586)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: umber appetizing juggernaut casino

Apophasis/Paralipsis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophasis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670103)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

Haha, yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670149)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious international law enforcement agency

In 2015, Donald Trump said of fellow Republican presidential candidate and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, "I promised I would not say that she ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground."[12]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671627)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Bossy indian lodge sound barrier

lol at women in the workplace. fucking nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669360)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: orange roast beef hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669407)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:40 PM
Author: flatulent athletic conference public bath

Oink and Moo BBQ for everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669437)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Flesh Autistic Round Eye Useless Brakes

whats the comic-con thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669442)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Burgundy Orchestra Pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669445)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Burgundy Orchestra Pit

so basically, ever since she saw that email where you said to your boss that she had a "shitty fucking attitude" that day, she's had it out for you? like, she's carried this grudge since then? fucking LOL. does she have a husband? because you KNOW he's had to listen to her bitch about you for hours on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669443)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

This chick is 27, a korean fundamentalist christian and a *virgin*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669926)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading dilemma

elaborate yet incredibly boring flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669457)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: snowy self-centered dysfunction home

cr. probably based on something real though. Like boss briefly stating in a hallway "Brenda complains about you swearing loudly, please use discretion"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671540)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

Hey, faggots, I said not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671562)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Orchestra Pit

now the head HR guy is going to really be pissed at you since you took away his workday jack off sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669543)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

I love the fact he's got to keep his doors unlocked now. He apologized to me for being a dick this morning when I slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669936)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Burgundy Orchestra Pit

sounds like he might've realized he's been backing the wrong horse. whether he likes you or not and whether he personally wants to side with azn girl or not, seems he's smart enough to see the power dynamic at play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669997)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

I talked to my boss after everyone else left the office for the day. Before the meeting he had his talk with the office manager because of the incident where I slammed my office door in his face. Boss said I had him, "Worked into a tizzy." He said office manager "was on the warpath."

My artful slicing and dicing of the azn hr girl apparently had its desired effect. She was upset after the meeting and my boss had to take her out for a smoothie to calm her down.

The big difference between us in that meeting is that I kept interrupting in the beginning, but everytime I did I got a good shot in, purposefully. She kept trying to respond to my shots by interrupting herself and she kept getting shut down. She was getting frustrated as hell. Everytime she interrupted she'd go, "Can I respond to what Chilmata said, he accused me of--" and they'd go, "No, it isn't your turn, you'll get your turn to speak."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671276)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: blathering carmine market laser beams

"Warpath" must've had a chance to cool down, huh? After all, he ended up apologizing to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672582)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

This update is for those of you who thought I was overreacting to the meeting the azn girl scheduled.

A follow up meeting was supposed to take place this last Tuesday to make sure everything was cool. On Tuesday one of the HR girls, not the azn one, comes up to me and asks if we really needed to have the follow-up meeting?

I was all, "No, we cool, right?" She nodded, I high-fived her, and I walked away.

I definitely overreacted. No question about it. That is called a deterrent. You millennials could learn a thing or two from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780659)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: Indigo Pit

I don't think you know how to get what you want out of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780693)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Filthy candlestick maker

Delusion is not a river in Egypt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780704)