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HR Meeting is Over -- Update -- (Chilmata)
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:17 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native I was the last one to the conference room. I loaded up the Chicago Bulls opening song on my phone and played it as I entered. Boss lol'd.
My boss asks who wants to speak first and gives me the option of speaking first.
"What I say depends upon what they say," I deadpanned. So then the office manager says that he'll start.
He says some shit about he's the head of the HR team and he takes their complaints seriously, he probably should have approached me and my paralegal directly before running to the boss and scheduling the meeting.
The way my boss runs these meetings is that someone says their peace and then the other side is supposed to repeat back what they just said without embellishment.
So then the office manager mentions a story from a couple weeks ago about an email exchange I had with the azn HR cunt. We aren't supposed to interrupt each other at this stage of the meeting, but I pulled a Trump and was all, "Excuse me, excuse me (not flame, I did it twice), she is claiming she was offended by that email chain? This is exactly the type of bullshit I was talking about. This is why I didn't want to have that meeting. I'll print out the entire fucking email chain right now and she can point out where I said anything offensive--"
I was instructed not to interrupt, that I had my chance to speak first. I interrupted two more times before the boss was like, okay, that's the third time now, you have to stop interrupting.
At some point I said to the office manager, "Well if you weren't locked in your office all day doing who-knows-what maybe you'd see what was going on and wouldn't have to rely on hearsay."
The office manager replied that my boss talked to him today about his door being locked and he's going to keep it unlocked from now on. My boss apparently did a pre-emptive strike so I wouldn't allege porn during the meeting lol.
Hold on, I have to move my car, will finish update in a few.
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Floppy address fucking LOL at the chicago bulls theme playing as you enter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669413) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 6:33 PM Author: arousing gaping ahem, it's "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project aka the intro to Eye in the Sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669733) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:17 AM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672580) |
Date: September 1st, 2015 5:18 PM Author: Pumonymous FIRST (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669294) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:22 PM Author: curious very tactful boistinker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8VPYPzKHk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669316) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Exhilarant Plaza Doctorate ty playing this as i read the op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669318) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Supple chad ljl at dealing with the american workforce.. its fucking toxic.. just go solo and fuck this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669317) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native So I told a couple anecdotes about the azn bitch which was kind of funny because before I launched into a story about her I'd preface it with, "I'm not trying to beat up on you . . ." and then I would do exactly that. One time I said, "I'm carefully choosing my words so you don't take this the wrong way" before tearing into her. I didn't curse or anything and by this point I was pretty calm.
She kept trying to use this email against me that I sent to my boss a month or two ago where I said she had a "shitty fucking attitude" and my boss forwarded it to her by accident (he didn't read that last sentence of my email).
I went on a nice, little rant about how they tried turning that around on me and said I did nothing wrong. I said if you want to blame that email on someone, blame my boss for forwarding it, but don't you tell me how I can talk to my boss. And, you completely ignored the fact that she had a SHITTY FUCKING ATTITUDE that day. I raised my voice when I said it. That brought the focus onto her attitude.
At the end, the solution we all agreed upon was that everyone needs to grow a thicker skin. So I guess we won? |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM Author: razzle sandwich gas station well did your paralegal get her internet privileges back? did you assert future dominion over your bagels? did you COMMAND a response to your comic-con inquiry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669364) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:35 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native Oh yeah, my paralegal is getting her internet privileges back and instead of them saying she can't visit this or that site they just said she needs to "use her discretion". That was the biggest victory today. Bagels is moot, I'm not going to the friday meetings anymore.
I brought up the comic-con story and they tried to say that I ignore them and don't say hi to them. I refuted those allegations and said I never, ever ignore anyone. My boss defended me there and said I would never ignore anyone, if I did I was probably thinking about the arguments I was going to make in court that day. |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:37 PM Author: razzle sandwich gas station why does a small shop like yours have so much support staff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669416) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:39 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native My boss runs a million side projects and they help him with that crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669431) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:08 PM Author: blue twisted codepig describe some of these side projects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670283) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 8:14 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native He writes books, launches websites. I really can't get more specific. My boss is an interesting dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670328) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:28 PM Author: slimy whorehouse queen of the night Does he say stuff like "aren't ipods crazy?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671597) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native No, but he asks a lot of rhetorical questions like, "Does that make sense?", "Do you understand?", and "Are you tracking?"
Normally those aren't rhetorical, but he never waits for you to answer. |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: excitant anal chapel newt don't worry it's not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669444) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:20 AM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native (Faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672586) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:41 PM Author: vigorous cuckold faggot firefighter Apophasis/Paralipsis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophasis |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:50 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native Haha, yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28670149) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:32 PM Author: violent crawly stag film people who are hurt In 2015, Donald Trump said of fellow Republican presidential candidate and former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, "I promised I would not say that she ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground."[12] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671627) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:30 PM Author: Exhilarant Plaza Doctorate lol at women in the workplace. fucking nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669360) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:36 PM Author: curious very tactful boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669407) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:40 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's not even a citizen!) Oink and Moo BBQ for everyone! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669437) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: charcoal cumskin whats the comic-con thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669442) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: Floppy address http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=16&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669445) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: Floppy address so basically, ever since she saw that email where you said to your boss that she had a "shitty fucking attitude" that day, she's had it out for you? like, she's carried this grudge since then? fucking LOL. does she have a husband? because you KNOW he's had to listen to her bitch about you for hours on end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669443) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:03 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native This chick is 27, a korean fundamentalist christian and a *virgin*. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669926) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:44 PM Author: beady-eyed messiness elaborate yet incredibly boring flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669457) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Fishy stock car cr. probably based on something real though. Like boss briefly stating in a hallway "Brenda complains about you swearing loudly, please use discretion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671540) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:25 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native Hey, faggots, I said not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28671562) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 5:57 PM Author: Floppy address now the head HR guy is going to really be pissed at you since you took away his workday jack off sessions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669543) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:05 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native I love the fact he's got to keep his doors unlocked now. He apologized to me for being a dick this morning when I slammed the door in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669936) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 7:15 PM Author: Floppy address sounds like he might've realized he's been backing the wrong horse. whether he likes you or not and whether he personally wants to side with azn girl or not, seems he's smart enough to see the power dynamic at play. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28669997) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 10:52 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native I talked to my boss after everyone else left the office for the day. Before the meeting he had his talk with the office manager because of the incident where I slammed my office door in his face. Boss said I had him, "Worked into a tizzy." He said office manager "was on the warpath."
My artful slicing and dicing of the azn hr girl apparently had its desired effect. She was upset after the meeting and my boss had to take her out for a smoothie to calm her down.
The big difference between us in that meeting is that I kept interrupting in the beginning, but everytime I did I got a good shot in, purposefully. She kept trying to respond to my shots by interrupting herself and she kept getting shut down. She was getting frustrated as hell. Everytime she interrupted she'd go, "Can I respond to what Chilmata said, he accused me of--" and they'd go, "No, it isn't your turn, you'll get your turn to speak." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:19 AM Author: Cerebral infuriating center fanboi "Warpath" must've had a chance to cool down, huh? After all, he ended up apologizing to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28672582) |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:26 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native This update is for those of you who thought I was overreacting to the meeting the azn girl scheduled.
A follow up meeting was supposed to take place this last Tuesday to make sure everything was cool. On Tuesday one of the HR girls, not the azn one, comes up to me and asks if we really needed to have the follow-up meeting?
I was all, "No, we cool, right?" She nodded, I high-fived her, and I walked away.
I definitely overreacted. No question about it. That is called a deterrent. You millennials could learn a thing or two from me. |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:30 PM Author: Honey-headed mind-boggling spot I don't think you know how to get what you want out of people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780693) |
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Date: September 17th, 2015 8:31 PM Author: Hairraiser geriatric native Delusion is not a river in Egypt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&forum_id=2#28780704) |