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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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greedy hairless halford
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
motley ticket booth private investor
  05/20/25
Never played it
greedy hairless halford
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
slippery forum
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
greedy hairless halford
  05/20/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/24/25
wario land
Cheese-eating dun puppy library
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
greedy hairless halford
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Big theater
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
greedy hairless halford
  05/20/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
aphrodisiac demanding incel
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
greedy hairless halford
  10/23/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/23/25
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bateful striped hyena
  10/23/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
adventurous antidepressant drug orchestra pit
  10/23/25
Jesus
motley ticket booth private investor
  10/23/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Tripping jew
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Tripping jew
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
motley ticket booth private investor
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Tripping jew
  10/25/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
Tripping jew
  10/25/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
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greedy hairless halford
  10/25/25
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Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: motley ticket booth private investor

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: slippery forum

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dun puppy library

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Big theater

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac demanding incel

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: adventurous antidepressant drug orchestra pit

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: motley ticket booth private investor

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Tripping jew

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Tripping jew

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: motley ticket booth private investor

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Tripping jew

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Tripping jew

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: greedy hairless halford



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sooty Scourge Upon The Earth Mediation



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#50093422)