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Reached out to an interior designer, RATE this birdshit's rates

$400 initial consultation $175 per hour after that with a...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bath...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort
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  07/22/25
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Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler
  07/22/25
it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to prete...
balding center
  07/22/25
Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah yo...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
lmao
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do. some ...
balding center
  07/22/25
any guesses to how she will respond to my reply? Thanks s...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance ...
awkward point headpube
  07/22/25
lol damn it was that obvious
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
lmao i hope this is flame. the cr here is to ghost or sa...
balding center
  07/22/25
lol
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
You sound like a woman in that reply. Too much "really&...
Canary zippy dysfunction
  07/23/25
any ordinary functioning woman can setup a house which looks...
Transparent Set
  07/23/25
birdbrain supreme is a rare moniker opportunity imo
180 windowlicker locale
  07/23/25
reserved for jcm
Transparent Set
  07/23/25
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balding center
  07/23/25
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Transparent Set
  07/23/25
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180 windowlicker locale
  07/23/25
the birdhrain olympics are at a premium and thus command the...
balding center
  07/23/25
It’s for gays now. Stay at home wives are now real est...
Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit
  07/23/25
im confused Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hou...
Chocolate famous landscape painting old irish cottage
  07/22/25
just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an ...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
j/c
Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler
  07/22/25
never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich...
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to h...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and hav...
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth hea...
Turquoise Nofapping School Boistinker
  07/22/25
It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "inter...
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
post moniker synergy.
balding center
  07/22/25
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navy main people
  07/22/25
You're telling me, brother....
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
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navy main people
  07/22/25
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balding center
  07/22/25
You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectabl...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there ar...
underhanded insanely creepy property
  07/22/25
Hire a female prostitute who looks good. If she has reasonab...
Canary zippy dysfunction
  07/23/25
I'm lolling at this idea. *gets Asian escort who gives ...
yellow goyim
  07/23/25
ntcr i have hired 3 2 sucked me off multiple times ...
Mentally Impaired Mauve Corn Cake Mad Cow Disease
  07/22/25
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Transparent Set
  07/23/25
it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive...
balding center
  07/22/25
How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?
flirting yarmulke sex offender
  07/22/25
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balding center
  07/22/25
His place looked like shit
Maize Fortuitous Meteor Digit Ratio
  07/22/25
Context?
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the...
balding center
  07/22/25
I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
get out!
balding center
  07/22/25
jfc
Transparent Set
  07/23/25
...
Ivory theater
  07/22/25
As an aside, that was easily my favorite episode of the Sopr...
yellow goyim
  07/23/25
you have to go back
up-to-no-good site queen of the night
  07/22/25
Out. Out!
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  07/23/25
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Henna swashbuckling striped hyena school cafeteria
  07/22/25
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yellow goyim
  07/23/25
is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheape...
awkward point headpube
  07/22/25
I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some sh...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
In my experience persian fags are better at this than Paki f...
Canary zippy dysfunction
  07/23/25
UPDATE: To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
"Basically you can use the time however you would like ...
balding center
  07/22/25
haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt
lilac ape
  07/22/25
i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod
balding center
  07/22/25
it's an honor i do not take lightly
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
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navy main people
  07/22/25
...
balding center
  07/22/25
You’re totally nondescript imo
lilac ape
  07/22/25
people have very strong opinions about me afaict
balding center
  07/22/25
“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah!...
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  07/22/25
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Brass senate useless brakes
  07/23/25
this seems fair. DONE.
Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler
  07/22/25
TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so al...
crawly stirring keepsake machete
  07/22/25
just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choi...
Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler
  07/22/25
I will do it for $1500
Beady-eyed avocado karate
  07/22/25
is that a lot of money to you? maybe just go talk to the ...
up-to-no-good site queen of the night
  07/22/25
the guy at Lowe's that will actually talk to customers is a ...
Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler
  07/23/25
is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impr...
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  07/22/25
op is a smelly muzzie it’s more likely that she ove...
up-to-no-good site queen of the night
  07/22/25
having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of car...
balding center
  07/22/25
Seems cheap for California.
Stimulating national juggernaut
  07/22/25
Lmao at this paypig CUCK paying a sloot for anything other t...
orchid station crotch
  07/23/25
Sounds like he can fuck her for 90 minutes. Need pics.
Ungodly weed whacker cuckold
  07/23/25
Can but won’t
orchid station crotch
  07/23/25
I have a gay guy design student who we paid like $250 per ho...
Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit
  07/23/25
yeah designers LOVE Pinterest slop Lmao
up-to-no-good site queen of the night
  07/23/25
A designer will use inspiration you show them to design stuf...
Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit
  07/23/25
yes, they chose design because they just want to try and rep...
up-to-no-good site queen of the night
  07/23/25
Guy was an interior decorator
saffron roommate party of the first part
  07/23/25
By the way, what an astonishing waste of money. Do you reall...
yellow goyim
  07/23/25


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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

$400 initial consultation

$175 per hour after that with a 30 hour minimum

Below are example project scopes and design hours to provide for reference:

• Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours

• Medium / larger bathroom design: 20-30 hours

• Kitchen remodel: 30-40 hours

• Living room furnishing / styling project (excludes cabinetry design): 20-30 hours

• Bedroom furnishing / styling project: 15-20 hours

Oh and if you get her to buy furniture using her discounts she marks that up too (but you won't pay above retail hehe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49121990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

BTW, I wanted her to just pick out tiles and shit for 3 bathrooms and a laundry room, I was willing to pay her like $1500 total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49121996)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: histrionic amber casino pocket flask

you're legitimate one of the dumbest jews on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122002)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122833)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: balding center

it's a made up job purely for the wives of rich men to pretend to have a career. what did you expect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122003)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

Design is a real skill IMHO and she's very good. But yeah you're basically commissioning an artist at her rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122015)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122016)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: balding center

it's a skill any ordinary functioning woman can do.

some are better than others but it's in the same tier as high-end travel agents where it's so superfluous that only people who don't care about that amount of money should even consider it. and the people actually doing it as a legit business command those rates because it's niche and low volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122077)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

any guesses to how she will respond to my reply?

Thanks so much for sending that over — I really appreciate your time and the thoughtfulness behind your approach.

To be transparent, I’m working with a smaller budget (more in the range of $1,500), and I’m really just looking for help with selecting tiles, fixtures, and maybe a few furniture pieces — not any layout changes or a full design package.

Totally understand if that’s outside the scope of what you usually take on, but I really love your style and figured it was worth asking in case there’s a scaled-down way to collaborate.

Either way, I hope we can stay in touch — I’d love to work together in some capacity, now or in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122090)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: awkward point headpube

lol chatgpt doing good work here gl. it's as good a chance of success as any other way you'll ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122342)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

lol damn it was that obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: balding center

lmao i hope this is flame.

the cr here is to ghost or say "thanks but no thanks." this is the equivalent of having a private jet salesman show you a plane and emailing him "thanks but can you help me get a good deal on economy round tro detriot instead?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122369)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122485)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Canary zippy dysfunction

You sound like a woman in that reply. Too much "really"s and "thanks so much" shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Transparent Set

any ordinary functioning woman can setup a house which looks good to a man. so could a well-trained capuchin.

but their real desire is to impress other birdbrains and be the birdbrain supreme, which is by definition out of the design skill range of your median woman. so an interior decorator is required.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124117)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: 180 windowlicker locale

birdbrain supreme is a rare moniker opportunity imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124132)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Transparent Set

reserved for jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124173)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: balding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124259)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Transparent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49125699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: 180 windowlicker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49125896)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: balding center

the birdhrain olympics are at a premium and thus command the price pm quoted. not that different from handbags and all the other veblen activities birdbrains do in their quest for birdbrain supreme.

if paramo is in the rich tier he needs to PAY. for most umcmos you just go to ethan allen or other higher end retailer that offers design services as part of the sale. thats like AAA minor league birdhrain Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124283)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit

It’s for gays now. Stay at home wives are now real estate professionals for the many tax benefits. (You can buy investment properties and set passive losses off against your husband’s active gains; you can then borrow against them and spend the money deferring tax consequences for a very long time.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124771)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Chocolate famous landscape painting old irish cottage

im confused

Small bathroom / powder room design: 15-18 hours means the design and the execution? or she works for 15 hours on designing a bathroom that already exists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122009)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

just on design dude. like she works REALLY hard to evoke an emotion or whatever and play with textures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122013)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler

j/c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122857)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

never pay for an interior designer unless you are Legit Rich

they are almost entirely useless and a complete scam and waste of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122014)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

I disagree about them being useless. It's not that easy to have a visually 180 bathroom. But yeah I agree that you'd have to be legit rich to afford this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122018)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

you can literally just upload pics to an AI for free and have it design a room and it will look way better than anything 98% of "interior designers" can come up with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122029)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Turquoise Nofapping School Boistinker

no it can't. you only say that because you're an uncouth heathen. back to your masturbation chamber with you, go go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122037)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

It definitely can. It's more of an indictment of "interior designers" than praise of AI's current capabilities

I probably have more experience with interior designers than anyone else on this board btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122058)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: balding center

post moniker synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122084)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: navy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122100)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

You're telling me, brother....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122105)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: navy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: balding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122371)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

You know I actually tried that and ChatGPT made a respectable attempt but it felt very corporate and bland imho. Are there any bots you could recommend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy property

Tbh I've only tried it with chat gpt but I've heard there are other specialized ones now that could be better

Just treat it like a human interior designer. Tell it that it's an interior designer in your prompt with whatever personality traits or tastes you want. Upload pics of the room you want designed and some inspiration pics, just like you would with a human interior designer. It can try to find products to match or you can give it specific products to render

In general AI can do any Computer Stuff better than most humans man. Like if you actually think about it, does it really seem like a Woman would be better at interior designing than an AI trained with billions of images and access to the whole internet? Hell no lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122120)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Canary zippy dysfunction

Hire a female prostitute who looks good. If she has reasonable fashion sense she'll put a woman's touch on it as well as fellate/fuck you. It would probably take her about 10 hours tops and you get to cum too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124854)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: yellow goyim

I'm lolling at this idea.

*gets Asian escort who gives a killer massage and makes the whole place look like a large, trashy Kyoto apartment*

*gets Latina escort who is great in bed and makes the whole place look like a cartel boss palace in Mexico*

*gets E. Euro escort who is absolutely stunning but makes the place look like Donald Trump's residences*

Honestly? All of those are probably better choices than paying the interior designer who will make the place look sterile and trendy and where you'll feel like you lit the money on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124875)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mauve Corn Cake Mad Cow Disease

ntcr

i have hired 3

2 sucked me off multiple times

1 let me put chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122039)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Transparent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124119)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: balding center

it's funny when lolyers bitch about rates at this level. ive been multiples of this to fucking POAST all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122079)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: flirting yarmulke sex offender

How many Czechoslovakians has he killed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122081)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: balding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122085)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Maize Fortuitous Meteor Digit Ratio

His place looked like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122245)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

Context?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122267)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: balding center

i love you brother but if you dont watch sopranos within the next year im joining the "paralegal mohammand must go back" retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122350)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

I tried it just looks too old on the screen now imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122488)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: balding center

get out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122500)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Transparent Set

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124120)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Ivory theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122607)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: yellow goyim

As an aside, that was easily my favorite episode of the Sopranos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124828)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site queen of the night

you have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123034)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: rebellious outnumbered menage really tough guy

Out. Out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124121)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Henna swashbuckling striped hyena school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122277)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: yellow goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124826)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: awkward point headpube

is it possible to find someone to do this for way way cheaper on something like taskrabbit? agree you need an average woman, maybe an average art student too or gay man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122346)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

I hired a fucking Pakistani on Fiverr and he gave me some shitty formulaic crap and didn't take my feedback into account at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122492)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Canary zippy dysfunction

In my experience persian fags are better at this than Paki fags. try one of those next time, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124865)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

UPDATE:

To fall within your budget, I could do a virtual design consultation (flat fee $300) or an in person design consultation (flat fee $450) to help select some tiles, fixtures etc. This would be a one time commitment on my part, and we could spend 90 minutes together answering any questions or selecting items for your design. Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it. With my current work schedule / summer schedule the soonest I have time for this would be August 14th. Let me know if you have any questions about this service.

Seems pretty CR, I might do this imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122692)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: balding center

"Basically you can use the time however you would like to spend it."

*however* i want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122737)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

haha wow, didn't even register that. i'm getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122843)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: lilac ape

Is this cowshit impersonating PM to sound lame and gay itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122807)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: balding center

i'm somewhat miffed i've never been lampooned by cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122819)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

it's an honor i do not take lightly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122844)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: navy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122863)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: balding center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122966)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: lilac ape

You’re totally nondescript imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123073)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: balding center

people have very strong opinions about me afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123131)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse selfie

“Waaaah! I need recognition! I need attention! Waaaah! I’m a woman brained faggot! Waaaaah! Me me me!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123135)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Brass senate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124199)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler

this seems fair.

DONE.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122862)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: crawly stirring keepsake machete

TITCR. Gonna do a bunch of the legwork before she cums so all we're doing is executing, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122879)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler

just buy some of those designer mags and make your own choices or ask an ASSociate at homedepo for opinions/thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49122835)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed avocado karate

I will do it for $1500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123001)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site queen of the night

is that a lot of money to you?

maybe just go talk to the guy at Lowe’s and diy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123044)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Sickened Stag Film Deer Antler

the guy at Lowe's that will actually talk to customers is a retired fire fighter and knows nothing of powder rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124302)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: vermilion provocative reading party trailer park

is she hot? also if you pay does she flirt/give off the impression you can fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123100)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site queen of the night

op is a smelly muzzie

it’s more likely that she over quoted so that she didn’t have to be around him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123117)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: balding center

having met paralegalmo irl i can assure you he smells of cardamom, saffron, lavender, wood, smoke... like a swarthy arab buccaneer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123138)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating national juggernaut

Seems cheap for California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49123445)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: orchid station crotch

Lmao at this paypig CUCK paying a sloot for anything other than sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124106)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Ungodly weed whacker cuckold

Sounds like he can fuck her for 90 minutes. Need pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124130)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: orchid station crotch

Can but won’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124134)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit

I have a gay guy design student who we paid like $250 per hour in NYC. He helped us choose paint colors, cabinet pulls, rugs, lighting fixtures, lamps, tables, chairs, wallpaper, coffee tables, baby furniture, beds, art, “objets,” and dressers. It was totally worth it, and he ended up saving me money by finding excellent vintage pieces through Chairish and local dealers. I think he ended up costing us like $5K which was well worth it to be able to make good decisions on all these things. (I am confident our apartment will sell for a higher price and faster if we ever need to sell it due to his design decisions.) But this was like 10 years ago, so rates may have gone up.

Don’t let them do a ton of work on their own. Send them design inspiration on Pinterest and say make me a room that looks like this. They can then find similar looking pieces in your price point. And he can tell you what “mistakes” from that design to avoid and how to make it not clash with what’s already in your space or what else you are planning to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site queen of the night

yeah designers LOVE Pinterest slop

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Cerise Half-breed Orchestra Pit

A designer will use inspiration you show them to design stuff that will be appealing to you, fuckface.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124885)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good site queen of the night

yes, they chose design because they just want to try and replicate online slop that any bored housewife can do

just like a trained chef loves working at Five Guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49125031)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: saffron roommate party of the first part

Guy was an interior decorator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124887)



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Date: July 23rd, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: yellow goyim

By the way, what an astonishing waste of money. Do you really not know how you want the place where you live to look? You are paying her expensive escort rates to select whatever is trendy and will need to be redone in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753385&forum_id=2#49124893)