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Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: Lavender ceo state *heavy breathing* (guess who) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: Stirring french love of her life box office doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: crawly deer antler theater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: spectacular rose office OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi-- *BEEP BEEP* ... Hello, who just joined? Hi Paul! *Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: sienna main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM Author: deep potus business firm haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: Violet Mind-boggling Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: brindle church building brethren fucking 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM Author: Stimulating Becky So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM Author: flickering meetinghouse people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM Author: Free-loading Fat Ankles Address "Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate *joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room* NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference> Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK. *goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM Author: misunderstood bright piazza (guy who will never make partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate *tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER *hangs up* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336) Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM Author: deep potus business firm this was just god fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM Author: tripping tantric party of the first part striped hyena 180 to everyone who has ever heard this before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970) Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: Anal Mad Cow Disease Gaping do they actually say that verbatim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca they actually do, although some more graciously than others (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM Author: cerise titillating antidepressant drug bawdyhouse i don't believe this no way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: rambunctious translucent parlour blood rage It's true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765751) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Chocolate Supple Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463015) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:13 PM Author: startled obsidian spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471480) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: brindle church building brethren PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: Hey guys, I have a conflict in 30 minutes so I'm going to have to drop off early. CALL ORGANIZER, PRETENDING TO CARE: OK. No worries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM Author: charismatic skinny woman ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332) Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: dull concupiscible circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019) Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate Yes, but they don't even pretend to care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743706) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:22 PM Author: Diverse Shivering Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857338) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:28 AM Author: iridescent pontificating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371861) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM Author: olive beady-eyed locus lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451329) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: Stimulating Becky Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451347) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:02 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate uh this is a 181 suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451381) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: Stirring french love of her life box office maybe box can draw this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451385) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pistol if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob be done with that site that ppl use where u get to position ppl and type stuff for them to say... u know what i mean? there are some classic xo vids made from it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451405) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Stirring french love of her life box office seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451427) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next week or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451434) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pistol http://www.xtranormal.com/ ex.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlfe_AAVrY&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451443) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451489) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pistol pls do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451500) Date: August 29th, 2012 4:48 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship you have never been on one of these calls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452077) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: motley theatre bbw I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly. What's the best protocol? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Arrogant sound barrier karate 180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE" JOHN, "YA, WUT?" PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?" JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK" ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: Angry Hall lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM Author: Stimulating Becky This story is amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: Alcoholic trip hunting ground tyvmft, I died loling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588513) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:26 PM Author: brindle church building brethren 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588572) Date: April 30th, 2013 5:00 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108228) Date: June 24th, 2015 2:41 PM Author: Rough-skinned Galvanic Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191903) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Doobsian Trailer Park 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717100) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:49 AM Author: Sooty athletic conference THIS IS SO GOOD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371227) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:57 AM Author: mewling lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761648) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:31 PM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig this kills me every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523665) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:56 AM Author: deep potus business firm tbf, this is really not that odd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808290) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451442) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: heady home *is client* *tells bad joke on call while waiting for last person to join* *listens to lawyers laugh hysterically* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451455) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:30 PM Author: irradiated hell underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764523) Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:23 PM Author: vermilion field preventive strike def underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125878) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:53 AM Author: razzle sinister mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365604) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:17 PM Author: Aphrodisiac domesticated abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451476) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: Aquamarine hominid brunch sorry in advance guys I'm traveling right now so I if there is any background noiasd;klgjreaoiwjgrewalksnjegorepwakjfdsaewjfpewkfdsapewakjfpoewrkjgre;mvewjapgfrewgf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451483) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pistol this is my fav so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451488) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: Stimulating Becky I just th_______________________ stip________________________________________defense couns________________________________million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451525) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:22 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463038) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:28 PM Author: cerise titillating antidepressant drug bawdyhouse *everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one could* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463136) Date: September 1st, 2012 11:00 AM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca Let's just keep this moving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472952) Date: March 15th, 2013 7:14 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22823762) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:35 AM Author: Free-loading Fat Ankles Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561611) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Chocolate Supple Gas Station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451532) Date: August 29th, 2012 4:09 PM Author: brindle church building brethren 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451780) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:12 PM Author: Fantasy-prone partner property (equity partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458423) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM Author: Chocolate Supple Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463030) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:31 PM Author: Maroon resort legend big lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491292) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Violet Mind-boggling Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160152) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:24 PM Author: sepia cumskin useless brakes "Hi, this is (name)." *immediately mutes phone, puts on speaker, walks around room doing other stuff or surfs the web* Every phone call I've ever been on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: Stimulating Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Chocolate Supple Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Stimulating Becky *scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call* *poasts while half listening to rest of call* *struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner* *refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM Author: crystalline rehab associate haha i am doing this right now :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate I'm doing this right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM Author: dull concupiscible circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM Author: heady home Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship this is generally unethical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM Author: Wine philosopher-king sandwich And illegal without permission in some states. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM Author: Lascivious Mental Disorder Forum and immoral everywhere except Liberia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: iridescent pontificating turdskin jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your memo, then delete it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: Violet Mind-boggling Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365589) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM Author: iridescent pontificating turdskin wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: misunderstood bright piazza it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM Author: chest-beating swashbuckling location mood 1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: Stimulating Becky I know what I'm getting into. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM Author: Lascivious Mental Disorder Forum Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM Author: mewling lodge lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM Author: shaky duck-like cuck temple No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: jet-lagged laughsome masturbator international law enforcement agency 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: Floppy narrow-minded pozpig dog poop im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship star power music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451) Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: shaky duck-like cuck temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM Author: deep potus business firm Lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: bateful base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670651) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM Author: Maroon resort legend a+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: deep potus business firm 182 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM Author: shaky duck-like cuck temple Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: Splenetic pit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009) Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM Author: Wonderful Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM Author: disgusting psychic oh god my sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate Jesus this is amazing. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM Author: vibrant headpube I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat it. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM Author: federal place of business Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM Author: internet-worthy drab center half-breed I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* *starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM Author: dull concupiscible circlehead *hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still green* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM Author: Shimmering Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM Author: arousing nubile hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786530) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM Author: Bronze Dilemma Stebs here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM Author: Shimmering Round Eye *browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM Author: Stimulating Becky this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM Author: Thriller idiot *waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Stimulating Becky *hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in place). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM Author: apoplectic step-uncle's house i dont get this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Stimulating Becky (unemployed dood) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM Author: apoplectic step-uncle's house oh i get it now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM Author: Stimulating Becky WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! 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"Yes, it's so that they can be searched." "Is that in the agreement?" "It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--" "So, no?" "Well OCR is 'any searchable form'." "So yes, OCR is in there?" "..." "..." "I don't--" "We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?" Other guy: "It's been signed." Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure." Other guy: "Sure of what?" "So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft." "Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?" "Just make your edits and we'll comment." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: mewling lodge lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM Author: Topaz hot persian underappreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig very underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: misunderstood bright piazza "well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back" *15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye* *long series of beeps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: misunderstood bright piazza *goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM Author: ruddy new version menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM Author: magical station fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268) Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611) Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: twinkling sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177) Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM Author: brindle church building brethren Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started... Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting? Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK. Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in. Attendee 4: I can see it. Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston. Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected. Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything. Host: Oh. Well, uh.. Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing. Host: Oh. Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link? Host: I'm sorry, who are you? 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We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---" OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah" US: "Yeah cool...now about X" OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: Geriatric lay Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: sienna main people *unimportant person asks a simple question* *important person gives 20 minute answer* *unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM Author: Adulterous Sweet Tailpipe *Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room* *Partner dials in* *15 mins elapse* Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said." *Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch* Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing. Junior associate's notes: "SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)" Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything? Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053) Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: sienna main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: Stimulating Becky omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: jet-lagged laughsome masturbator international law enforcement agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Insane Goyim Stag Film Winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship !!! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate This is extremely underrated. 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I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel). (someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak) OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon. <the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action *15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: bateful base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: brindle church building brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599) Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: shaky duck-like cuck temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM Author: olive beady-eyed locus anyone ever try this http://www.uberconference.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111) Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM Author: Adulterous Sweet Tailpipe *dials in* "Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?" *Silence* "Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: brindle church building brethren lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM Author: mewling lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708) Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: jet-lagged laughsome masturbator international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM Author: Stimulating Becky I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM Author: Adulterous Sweet Tailpipe LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708) Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056) Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM Author: deep potus business firm Lmao never had that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477) Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM Author: brindle church building brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230) Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM Author: federal place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM Author:  cocky today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Costumed Old Irish Cottage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: thirsty feces Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th? (15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: Maize cerebral alpha cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM Author: onyx toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM Author: brindle church building brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM Author: hyperactive rusted senate http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832) Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM Author:  bipolar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action das juden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: crusty lemon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM Author:  bam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM Author: razzle sinister mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM Author: Insane Goyim Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Adulterous Sweet Tailpipe Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails? *Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise* *No hits, just ancient firm bio* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM Author: Diverse Shivering Fortuitous Meteor fucking masterwork itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378) Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Gold pisswyrm *checks bar website two months later on a whim* *decides between schadenfreude and jealousy* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM Author: Maroon resort legend 180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413) Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Insane Goyim Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819) Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: saffron ratface *Dials Conference Number* Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin." *Inputs numbers* Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call" *Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366) Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM Author: stubborn bearded HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT- *enters PIN followed by #* ...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #* THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON-- *mashes # button* ...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #* *SERIES OF BEEPS* Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started. *BEEP* *heavy background noise* ... Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with... *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks. *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW! *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: So, I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES! *heavy background noise continues* IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: deep potus business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM Author: thirsty feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: iridescent pontificating turdskin lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM Author: mewling lodge lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544) Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM Author: brindle church building brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM Author: sapphire personal credit line this one sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM Author: Violet Mind-boggling Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217) Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: unholy lake idea he suggested coldplay fan lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM Author: Carnelian ladyboy hello? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM Author: Primrose national security agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM Author: Sooty athletic conference 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: greedy cheese-eating multi-billionaire In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question? .... .... .... .... .... In-house lawyer: Bill? You there? Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here. In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on? Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question? Me: *slams head against desk* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM Author: greedy cheese-eating multi-billionaire "Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: motley theatre bbw The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587) Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: deep potus business firm *babby shrieking* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021) Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: thirsty feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992) Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM Author: deranged burgundy goal in life *beeps* Hi, who's on? ... Good evening Bangalore team. *good morning /dev/null* ... Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM Author: unhinged space Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?" New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham" Team leader:"Who do you represent?" New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?" Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays." New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS." UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel." New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM Author: Pearly stain lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM Author: unhinged space It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit. I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: mewling lodge lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM Author: Contagious poppy toilet seat Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM Author: unhinged space Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM Author: Yapping cobalt therapy old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes" *proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM Author: unhinged space lolol. That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Yapping cobalt therapy I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig 1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call. 2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitchen Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording: "Duh-ave John-son" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595) Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: flushed harsh underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Green Principal's Office Elastic Band Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points* (fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer) Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: deep potus business firm tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285) Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: big-titted parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967) Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: brindle church building brethren http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845) Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238) Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM Author: Hateful juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig Praise be! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca How? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932) Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM Author:  crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622) Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM Author: pea-brained school cafeteria regret 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: unhinged space Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap. Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process? Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time. Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!! Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said. (Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM Author: Carnelian ladyboy holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM Author:  tan boiling water shut up... this didn't happen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654) Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: arousing nubile hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915) Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca BEEP (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference. -Um, hello? -Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha. -Moving on.... [True story] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM Author: thirsty feces ONE WRONG MOVE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: Maroon resort legend Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent? Thank you, you will now be placed into conference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Comical Fluffy Stage Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM Author:  flesh voyeur mexican "2nd cousin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330) Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: internet-worthy drab center half-breed this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share *guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number* *everyone dials in at the appointed time* Sexy voice comes on: "Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.." turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: Wild roommate dysfunction LOLOLOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: deep potus business firm that is 180 as fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283) Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Contagious poppy toilet seat I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952) Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Green Principal's Office Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814) Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: misunderstood bright piazza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280) Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: thirsty feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action "EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Jade "Hi, this is Phil." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM Author: aggressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600) Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Amethyst excitant stage macaca Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Fantasy-prone partner property It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket! *polite chuckles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM Author: Mildly autistic filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: mewling lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: Learning disabled clown black woman *Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841) Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: brindle church building brethren lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143) Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM Author: Blathering electric furnace *beep goes off* "did someone just join" *silence* "I think that was my email. Sorry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: arousing nubile hospital *Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM Author: Carnelian ladyboy http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995704) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995707) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995733) Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM Author:  nofapping degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25922649) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995611) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995607) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995613) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995614) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995615) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995616) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995617) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995618) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995619) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995620) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995621) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995622) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995623) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995624) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995625) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995626) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995627) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995628) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995629) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995631) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995633) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995634) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995635) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Splenetic pit fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995641) Date: December 16th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: demanding mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159938) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995637) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995638) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995640) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995642) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995643) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995644) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995646) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995648) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995649) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995650) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995651) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995652) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995654) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995656) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995658) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995660) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995663) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995664) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995666) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995670) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995671) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995672) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995675) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995676) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995677) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995682) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995684) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995686) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995689) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995691) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995693) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995699) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995706) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995709) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Orchid Exhilarant Stead Depressive Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995717) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: razzmatazz chestnut affirmative action why did you do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: Marvelous factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705233) Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Rough-skinned Galvanic Set On a call where this was just said. 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