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Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: Saffron Bearded State *heavy breathing* (guess who) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Sapphire Church doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM Author: Fantasy-prone plaza boiling water lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: Big abode OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi-- *BEEP BEEP* ... Hello, who just joined? Hi Paul! *Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: startling goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM Author: house-broken stage haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM Author: low-t library fucking 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM Author: exciting avocado university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM Author: Pink station "Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles *joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room* NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference> Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK. *goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM Author: know-it-all talking kitty (guy who will never make partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles *tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER *hangs up* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336) Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM Author: house-broken stage this was just god fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM Author: Ultramarine hateful genital piercing crackhouse 180 to everyone who has ever heard this before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970) Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM Author: Razzmatazz Charcoal Cuckoldry Gaming Laptop do they actually say that verbatim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM Author: Twisted den place of business they actually do, although some more graciously than others (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM Author: Concupiscible mewling house dysfunction i don't believe this no way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Diverse jewess It's true. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323) Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM Author: Adventurous private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332) Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: fluffy flatulent elastic band corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Boyish spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019) Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant Yes, but they don't even pretend to care. 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JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK" ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: buff hideous round eye church building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault This story is amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: umber space tyvmft, I died loling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: greedy adulterous orchestra pit laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault *scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call* *poasts while half listening to rest of call* *struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner* *refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles haha i am doing this right now :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant I'm doing this right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM Author: fluffy flatulent elastic band corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM Author: mustard marvelous scourge upon the earth Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line this is generally unethical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM Author: Amber Misanthropic Trailer Park Coldplay Fan And illegal without permission in some states. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM Author: Motley french locale death wish and immoral everywhere except Liberia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM Author: flushed thirsty volcanic crater meetinghouse That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM Author: provocative roast beef skinny woman jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your memo, then delete it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365589) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM Author: provocative roast beef skinny woman wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371863) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:26 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby crying in background>f now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451522) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM Author: greedy adulterous orchestra pit laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451698) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:56 AM Author: know-it-all talking kitty was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457852) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:02 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204122) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: sick aqua headpube tanning salon CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, reporting from the distribution center in Holly Springs." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732290) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: titillating blood rage site "Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451531) Date: August 29th, 2012 3:49 PM Author: Heady Slippery Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451648) Date: August 29th, 2012 5:05 PM Author: jet very tactful bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452194) Date: August 29th, 2012 7:35 PM Author: Twisted den place of business Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying this as I posted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: know-it-all talking kitty it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM Author: fragrant locus messiness 1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault I know what I'm getting into. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457869) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM Author: Chest-beating painfully honest doctorate love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458027) Date: October 30th, 2012 6:57 PM Author: slap-happy tripping parlor filthpig ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!! "Didn't catch you on the call...I put it on your calendar and I remember you accepting it." FUCKERS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926650) Date: August 30th, 2012 11:54 AM Author: Maize legend *BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION* HELLO??? HELLOOO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES *TAKES CALL ON OTHER LINE, INUNDATES CON CALL WITH HOLD MUSIC* *BEEEEEEEP* HELLO??? HELLLO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES. MY PHONE LINE GOT CUT OFF. HELLOOO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837) Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM Author: Motley french locale death wish Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM Author: Blathering point lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM Author: electric plum corn cake range No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: lake nubile parlour alpha 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: Maize legend im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line star power music (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451) Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: electric plum corn cake range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM Author: house-broken stage Lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM Author: Twisted den place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: Snowy alcoholic center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670651) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM Author: Orange area ratface a+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: house-broken stage 182 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM Author: electric plum corn cake range Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: Vigorous spruce therapy garrison lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009) Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM Author: hyperventilating lascivious stag film persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM Author: abnormal galvanic home oh god my sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant Jesus this is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588554) Date: February 18th, 2013 5:07 PM Author: bisexual lay best image ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662330) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Exhilarant Chocolate Brunch Stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717125) Date: May 18th, 2013 5:12 PM Author: maroon kitchen 180 visual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224278) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:37 PM Author: Orange area ratface should be in a tv episode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491334) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:28 AM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808213) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 AM Author: house-broken stage tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808300) Date: August 20th, 2014 1:46 AM Author: Twisted den place of business do do do doop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26166792) Date: August 30th, 2012 1:13 PM Author: lilac fear-inspiring old irish cottage 184 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458428) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:13 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault The only thing that would make this better is if it was a super prestigious judge, on hold, listening to the super mario music with a bunch of lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462941) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM Author: Concupiscible mewling house dysfunction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463179) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM Author: greedy adulterous orchestra pit laser beams lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463022) Date: June 11th, 2013 9:59 AM Author: provocative roast beef skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371918) Date: December 16th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal philosopher-king puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159876) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM Author: startling goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463033) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:25 PM Author: Olive mind-boggling temple Anyone have anything else? *random guy goes on for 10minutes about something else unrelated* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463085) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM Author: electric plum corn cake range Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Olive mind-boggling temple I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464505) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Spectacular school cafeteria black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717052) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:00 PM Author: Blathering point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761672) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:40 PM Author: Cracking wine jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523749) Date: November 19th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Twisted den place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26748455) Date: March 14th, 2019 1:43 PM Author: Turquoise ticket booth boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930666) Date: October 15th, 2013 4:47 PM Author: flesh chapel ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24239283) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault *goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a point everyone has already agreed on* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463293) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM Author: Coral Vengeful Sanctuary "ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299) Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM Author: Wonderful unholy idiot Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM Author: racy cerise antidepressant drug travel guidebook I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* *starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590) Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM Author: fluffy flatulent elastic band corner *hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still green* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM Author: Coral Vengeful Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786530) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM Author: Cordovan half-breed Stebs here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256) Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM Author: Coral Vengeful Sanctuary *browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM Author: Twisted den place of business I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM Author: primrose free-loading cuck *waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault *hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM Author: Twisted den place of business I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in place). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM Author: thriller love of her life i dont get this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault (unemployed dood) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM Author: thriller love of her life oh i get it now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645) Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YET STARTED! *dramatic piano hold music* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471635) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Cracking wine jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204183) Date: September 1st, 2012 11:01 AM Author: Twisted den place of business Hour long call with client. 1.0. Hour long call with opposing counsel. 2.0. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472954) Date: October 30th, 2012 6:59 PM Author: slap-happy tripping parlor filthpig this is how it's done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926670) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:08 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1.7 to 2.0. Very meta. Edit: never mind, got it confused with the one below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754794) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:39 PM Author: Orange area ratface now thats thinkin like a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491351) Date: July 21st, 2016 9:10 PM Author: Coiffed Curious School Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30993893) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160167) Date: September 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM Author: Geriatric coffee pot "I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21481626) Date: September 15th, 2012 1:06 AM Author: Deep tan pozpig base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583267) Date: September 27th, 2012 12:49 PM Author: rebellious histrionic becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670146) Date: September 27th, 2012 12:51 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line "LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double track it to the goal line, that's fine" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670159) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:00 AM Author: house-broken stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808301) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: Snowy alcoholic center how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670654) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:54 PM Author: Outnumbered fat ankles ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh subthread, which i have committed to memory and use at cocktail parties to great, humorous effect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670668) Date: September 27th, 2012 1:57 PM Author: Snowy alcoholic center "Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--" "Wait, OCRed?" "Yes, it's so that they can be searched." "Is that in the agreement?" "It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--" "So, no?" "Well OCR is 'any searchable form'." "So yes, OCR is in there?" "..." "..." "I don't--" "We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?" Other guy: "It's been signed." Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure." Other guy: "Sure of what?" "So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft." "Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?" "Just make your edits and we'll comment." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670678) Date: October 7th, 2012 3:26 PM Author: Twisted den place of business hahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735328) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:50 AM Author: vibrant milk resort this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827491) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:13 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829482) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:38 PM Author: Brass frum institution famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342093) Date: February 13th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: abnormal galvanic home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22632998) Date: March 28th, 2013 3:14 AM Author: house-broken stage (Litigator jokes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894481) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:28 AM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371137) Date: June 11th, 2013 11:40 AM Author: fluffy flatulent elastic band corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372434) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Laughsome Menage Idea He Suggested jesus i hate people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761613) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Hilarious black forum circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761614) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM Author: Orange area ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491364) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:03 PM Author: red jet-lagged hissy fit First one I LOL'd at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618485) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:14 AM Author: passionate location this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808334) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: maroon kitchen this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676521) Date: April 1st, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Coiffed Curious School Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30183831) Date: June 24th, 2016 10:51 PM Author: Appetizing Walnut Theater Rigpig god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786214) Date: June 24th, 2016 11:33 PM Author: duck-like shimmering public bath quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786363) Date: July 21st, 2020 10:41 PM Author: Supple high-end whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642538) Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:02 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676669) Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Twisted den place of business (like OCR) still kills me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676836) Date: August 30th, 2022 1:30 PM Author: Twisted den place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#45093571) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:37 PM Author: territorial indian lodge "Hi, this is itty bitty titty" *mutes call to fuck around* 20 min later.... Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...." *itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response* 15 seonds later... Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--" *itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute* "NO, I'M HERE!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Blathering point lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM Author: Splenetic heaven underappreciated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM Author: Cracking wine jap very underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: know-it-all talking kitty "well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back" *15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye* *long series of beeps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057) Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM Author: know-it-all talking kitty *goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM Author: autistic office tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: Boyish spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016) Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM Author: Stirring Pit fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Boyish spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268) Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: Boyish spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611) Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: Boyish spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177) Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM Author: low-t library Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started... Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting? Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK. Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in. Attendee 4: I can see it. Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston. Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected. Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything. Host: Oh. Well, uh.. Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing. Host: Oh. Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link? Host: I'm sorry, who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM Author: Blathering point actual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: red jet-lagged hissy fit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493) Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM Author: electric plum corn cake range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: Twisted den place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098) Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM Author: hyperventilating lascivious stag film persian 180s all around. tyft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM Author: unhinged grizzly karate Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639) Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: lavender stage trust fund when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653) Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--" Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)" Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?" Senior Partner: "This schedule works" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515) Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM Author: disrespectful dull VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda? MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about. MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM Author: umber space OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on" US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---" OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah" US: "Yeah cool...now about X" OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753) Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: Crystalline Razzle-dazzle Sneaky Criminal Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: startling goal in life *unimportant person asks a simple question* *important person gives 20 minute answer* *unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM Author: Cowardly orchid keepsake machete *Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room* *Partner dials in* *15 mins elapse* Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said." *Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch* Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing. Junior associate's notes: "SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)" Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything? Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053) Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: startling goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: lake nubile parlour alpha 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Talented Hyperactive Bbw Winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180) Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275185) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:42 PM Author: misunderstood copper field roommate ofukofukofuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342105) Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM Author: Useless Sound Barrier Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342227) Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM Author: Motley french locale death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342231) Date: January 29th, 2013 7:20 PM Author: Dashing athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22529171) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:35 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant Beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588634) Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM Author: poppy cumskin Absolutely amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743815) Date: June 11th, 2013 11:29 AM Author: provocative roast beef skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372389) Date: June 11th, 2013 11:44 AM Author: Blathering point ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372452) Date: July 18th, 2013 7:53 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674865) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:46 PM Author: Orange area ratface everytime I see that word i think TTTSEF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491399) Date: March 23rd, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration !!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25243158) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786574) Date: February 10th, 2015 2:36 PM Author: glittery gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27286877) Date: July 22nd, 2015 3:41 PM Author: Dashing athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390481) Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:57 PM Author: Smoky sinister giraffe Still brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434119) Date: July 21st, 2016 9:30 PM Author: Dashing athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30994149) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160196) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:07 AM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977964) Date: November 6th, 2012 3:52 PM Author: zombie-like macaca This cuts too close to home, bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979061) Date: November 30th, 2012 12:08 PM Author: bossy kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22140902) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:47 PM Author: emerald I can't access the webex link. Could you resend? Thanks in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154398) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Twisted den place of business The password is password. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154431) Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:54 PM Author: emerald ah. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154451) Date: September 29th, 2013 11:43 PM Author: slap-happy tripping parlor filthpig underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138415) Date: September 29th, 2013 11:44 PM Author: slap-happy tripping parlor filthpig underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138416) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:00 PM Author: Khaki fortuitous meteor ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154496) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM Author: maroon kitchen Service partner: "Hi, we're just waiting for [equity partner] to join, so while we're waiting, I'll take any questions you guys might have..." *silence for two solid minutes* Service partner: "Okay, well why don't I just update you on [sound of someone joining]" *immediately shuts tfu* "Hi, is that [equity partner]???" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant This is extremely underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Boyish spot i loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM Author: Blathering point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM Author: irradiated new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: excitant toaster 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling azure hall weed whacker Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel). (someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak) OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon. <the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528) Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM Author: maroon kitchen *15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609) Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM Author: Snowy alcoholic center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM Author: low-t library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599) Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: electric plum corn cake range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880) Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM Author: misunderstood copper field roommate anyone ever try this http://www.uberconference.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111) Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM Author: Cowardly orchid keepsake machete *dials in* "Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?" *Silence* "Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693) Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM Author: low-t library lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696) Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM Author: Blathering point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708) Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM Author: lake nubile parlour alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM Author: clear judgmental shrine double fault I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643) Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM Author: Cowardly orchid keepsake machete LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708) Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM Author: maroon kitchen My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056) Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM Author: house-broken stage Lmao never had that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477) Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM Author: low-t library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230) Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM Author: Wonderful unholy idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158) Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM Author: ruby windowlicker queen of the night today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Pearl Foreskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108) Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: metal charismatic striped hyena Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th? (15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM Author: Canary vivacious sandwich personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM Author: Jade godawful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM Author: low-t library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810) Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM Author: bonkers piazza legal warrant http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832) Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM Author: scarlet toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM Author: maroon kitchen das juden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: impertinent federal boistinker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530) Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM Author: excitant toaster bam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967) Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM Author: Talented Hyperactive Bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Cowardly orchid keepsake machete Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails? *Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise* *No hits, just ancient firm bio* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357) Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM Author: ivory address gaping fucking masterwork itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378) Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM Author: Milky hominid *checks bar website two months later on a whim* *decides between schadenfreude and jealousy* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM Author: Orange area ratface 180180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413) Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Talented Hyperactive Bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819) Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: beta mexican azn *Dials Conference Number* Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin." *Inputs numbers* Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call" *Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366) Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM Author:  mood HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT- *enters PIN followed by #* ...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #* THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON-- *mashes # button* ...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN *jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #* *SERIES OF BEEPS* Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started. *BEEP* *heavy background noise* ... Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with... *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks. *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW! *heavy background noise continues* Call leader: So, I circulated.... IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES! *heavy background noise continues* IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: house-broken stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM Author: metal charismatic striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: provocative roast beef skinny woman lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Blathering point lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544) Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM Author: low-t library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563) Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM Author:  harsh this one sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364) Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217) Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM Author: Blue Codepig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM Author: hot faggotry hello? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM Author:  kink-friendly international law enforcement agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121) Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM Author: 180 overrated feces 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM Author:  insanely creepy patrolman In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question? .... .... .... .... .... In-house lawyer: Bill? You there? Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here. In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on? Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question? Me: *slams head against desk* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292) Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM Author:  insanely creepy patrolman "Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311) Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: rebellious histrionic becky The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587) Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: house-broken stage *babby shrieking* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021) Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM Author: metal charismatic striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992) Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM Author: Wild Mother *beeps* Hi, who's on? ... Good evening Bangalore team. *good morning /dev/null* ... Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM Author: flesh chapel ape Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?" New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham" Team leader:"Who do you represent?" New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?" Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays." New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS." UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel." New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM Author: Topaz chad lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM Author: flesh chapel ape It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit. I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Blathering point lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM Author: duck-like shimmering public bath quadroon Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM Author: flesh chapel ape Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM Author: Twisted den place of business Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness telephone old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes" *proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM Author: flesh chapel ape lolol. That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness telephone I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546) Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: Cracking wine jap 1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call. 2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: maroon kitchen lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601) Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM Author: flushed thirsty volcanic crater meetinghouse Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording: "Duh-ave John-son" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595) Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Hairless brindle juggernaut underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474) Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: unhinged grizzly karate Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points* (fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer) Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: house-broken stage tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285) Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: Geriatric coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967) Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM Author: low-t library http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&mc=10&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845) Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238) Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM Author: Sickened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM Author: Cracking wine jap Praise be! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925) Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM Author: Twisted den place of business How? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932) Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM Author:  fishy gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622) Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM Author: Arousing partner 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM Author: flesh chapel ape Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap. Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process? Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time. Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!! Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said. (Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM Author: hot faggotry holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582) Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM Author: Massive Water Buffalo shut up... this didn't happen! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654) Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915) Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM Author: Twisted den place of business BEEP (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference. -Um, hello? -Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha. -Moving on.... [True story] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM Author: metal charismatic striped hyena ONE WRONG MOVE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Cracking wine jap I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267) Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM Author: Orange area ratface Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent? Thank you, you will now be placed into conference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Cracking wine jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530320) Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM Author:  bull headed dopamine "2nd cousin" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330) Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: racy cerise antidepressant drug travel guidebook this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share *guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number* *everyone dials in at the appointed time* Sexy voice comes on: "Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.." turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428) Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: slap-happy tripping parlor filthpig LOLOLOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500) Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM Author: house-broken stage that is 180 as fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283) Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM Author: duck-like shimmering public bath quadroon I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952) Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM Author: unhinged grizzly karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24874814) Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM Author: know-it-all talking kitty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280) Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: metal charismatic striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24963499) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: maroon kitchen "EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917) Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM Author:  "Hi, this is Phil." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922) Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM Author: sadistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561600) Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Twisted den place of business Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25126572) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Henna Prole It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket! *polite chuckles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868) Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM Author: cyan potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977985) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: Blathering point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128832) Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: seedy *Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841) Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM Author: low-t library lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143) Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25221729) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676283) Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM Author: garnet *beep goes off* "did someone just join" *silence* "I think that was my email. Sorry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration *Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396) Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM Author: hot faggotry http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786645) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995704) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995707) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995733) Date: July 13th, 2014 12:34 PM Author: Slimy Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25922649) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995611) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Odious cocky background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995607) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995613) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995614) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995615) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995616) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995617) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995618) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995619) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995620) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995621) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995622) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995623) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995624) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995625) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995626) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995627) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995628) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995629) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995631) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995633) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995634) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995635) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Vigorous spruce therapy garrison fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995641) Date: December 16th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Shaky Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159938) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995637) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995638) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995640) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995642) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995643) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995644) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995646) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995648) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995649) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995650) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995651) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995652) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995654) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995656) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995658) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995660) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995663) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:44 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995664) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995666) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995670) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995671) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995672) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995675) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995676) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995677) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995682) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995684) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995686) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995689) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995691) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995693) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995699) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995706) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995709) Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Odious cocky background story Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25995717) Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: maroon kitchen why did you do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: irate dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705233) Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: Gaped National People Who Are Hurt On a call where this was just said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26647935) Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM Author:  kink-friendly international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705218) Date: December 9th, 2014 7:14 PM Author: Aromatic Box Office Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26895955) Date: February 15th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: maroon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27320928) Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Maize legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628273) Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM Author:  insane generalized bond 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27628278) Date: April 17th, 2015 9:59 AM Author: Nudist preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#27707028) Date: June 24th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Bronze voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191925) Date: July 22nd, 2015 2:49 PM Author:  Offensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390176) Date: November 24th, 2015 6:18 PM Author: Twisted den place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29246281) Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM Author: Peach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434032) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:43 AM Author: pontificating iridescent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365574) Date: January 13th, 2017 9:59 AM Author:  candlestick maker *awkwardly attempts small talk about the pro sports teams of other call participants* "You Giants fans in San Fran probably aren't too hot on Eli right now, eh? Heh." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365628) Date: January 13th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: excitant toaster *after mild kvetching about the weather* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365905) Date: January 13th, 2017 10:57 AM Author:  Self-centered to anyone who actually cares who I am, this is the thread I (obviously) got my moniker from, and one of my old accounts poasted in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365915) Date: March 1st, 2017 10:26 PM Author:  rusted useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732267) Date: July 17th, 2017 1:29 PM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#33793965) Date: October 24th, 2017 3:06 PM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#34519106) Date: January 10th, 2018 9:38 AM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35123487) Date: February 6th, 2018 9:09 PM Author: lake nubile parlour alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342390) Date: April 20th, 2018 9:22 PM Author: flushed thirsty volcanic crater meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35885540) Date: October 6th, 2018 9:03 AM Author: Nighttime theatre electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36971372) Date: March 14th, 2019 1:10 PM Author: Startled medicated stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930506) Date: July 21st, 2020 10:50 PM Author:  national security agency Sapphire ratface must have posted some very naughty things itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642596) Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM Author: beady-eyed learning disabled theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676679)