Date: July 31st, 2009 12:38 AM
Author: provocative base
THOU still unravish'd lifter of weights,
Thou foster-child of Protein and slow Burn,
Big-armed historian, who canst thus express
A flowery lift more sweetly than our rhyme:
What muscle-clad legend haunts about thy shape
Be of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Tempe or the dales of Gold's Gym?
Of what men or gods are they? Which maidens lust?
What mad curl? What struggle to max?
What dumbbells and bars? What wild cardio?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054038&forum_id=2#12391095)