Why sit ye here as suppliants, in your hands

Dumbbells of five maybe ten stones

What means this reek of beta everywhere,

And everywhere ellipticals and rubberized tracks?

Children, it were not meet that I should learn

From others, and am hither come, myself,

I Spackler, your world-renowned king.

Ho! aged sire, whose venerable lifts

Proclaim thee megapoaster of this messagebort,

Explain your allegiances and rating scales. Is it dread

Of muscle decimation that moves you or deadlifts ye crave?

My zeal in your behalf ye cannot doubt;

Ruthless indeed were I and obdurate

If such petitioners as you I mockingly out benched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054517&forum_id=2#12397038)