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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out firs...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/26/12
What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced...
flirting sticky parlor jew
  07/26/12
i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/26/12
I'll think about J. when I'm doing it. Less gay?
flirting sticky parlor jew
  07/26/12
i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/26/12
Hmm. I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my p...
flirting sticky parlor jew
  07/26/12
i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpre...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/26/12
Yeah. I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack sel...
flirting sticky parlor jew
  07/26/12
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racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
  08/20/12
well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mi...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  08/20/12
also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometim...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/26/12
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Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/31/12
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indecent bright ticket booth
  07/31/12
oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of win...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/31/12
It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing fo...
indecent bright ticket booth
  07/31/12
they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, ...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/31/12
you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, i...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  07/31/12
it's sunday night. get to it.
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  08/05/12
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racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
  02/10/13
Do you sick fucks actually do this?
Sienna deranged black woman becky
  08/06/12
[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  08/06/12
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Nighttime goyim
  11/24/12
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iridescent idiotic stag film
  10/12/18
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exhilarant violent sound barrier
  08/06/12
Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, ...
Fishy death wish indirect expression
  08/06/12
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racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
  08/20/12
if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  09/15/12
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racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
  10/05/12
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boyish generalized bond station
  10/05/12
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racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship
  11/09/12
you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to ...
arousing sapphire nursing home
  11/09/12
I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops! That s...
provocative casino striped hyena
  11/09/12
how'd you propose the idea to her?
Slap-happy Trailer Park Weed Whacker
  11/09/12
Was domming her and just did it.
provocative casino striped hyena
  11/09/12
you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?
Slap-happy Trailer Park Weed Whacker
  11/09/12
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Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Therapy
  10/10/18
good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely t...
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  11/10/12
What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thi...
glassy meetinghouse
  11/09/12
I think both
Know-it-all Cowardly Cuck
  11/11/12
(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)
Smoky greedy senate sandwich
  11/11/12
Lol such a weird thread
supple mildly autistic kitty cat
  12/23/12
if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree
Domesticated volcanic crater
  12/23/12
(wine enema denialist)
Chrome wrinkle preventive strike
  01/15/13
has anyone done this yet.
Carnelian Cocky Old Irish Cottage Market
  01/03/13
You curious babe?
adventurous rebellious hall
  01/15/13
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wonderful maize plaza immigrant
  11/08/14
Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my gi...
Jade Psychic
  10/10/18
I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case ...
provocative casino striped hyena
  10/11/18
...
provocative casino striped hyena
  10/12/18
...
Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Therapy
  10/12/18
...
glittery native
  10/12/18
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curious milky son of senegal sweet tailpipe
  03/25/19
switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her
Talented church newt
  03/25/19


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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.

-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.

-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.

-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.

-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.

that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185120)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM
Author: flirting sticky parlor jew

What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?

I want to do this sometime and jump right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185141)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: flirting sticky parlor jew

I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.

Less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185204)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.

but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185236)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: flirting sticky parlor jew

Hmm.

I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185255)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: flirting sticky parlor jew

Yeah.

I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185442)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: indecent bright ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.

so that means:

a jug of cheap wine - fine.

a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220977)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: indecent bright ticket booth

It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?

i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21227798)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

it's sunday night. get to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641)



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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM
Author: Sienna deranged black woman becky

Do you sick fucks actually do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722)



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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Nighttime goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: iridescent idiotic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM
Author: exhilarant violent sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269833)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM
Author: Fishy death wish indirect expression

Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: boyish generalized bond station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: arousing sapphire nursing home

you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: provocative casino striped hyena

I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!

That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005723)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Slap-happy Trailer Park Weed Whacker

how'd you propose the idea to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: provocative casino striped hyena

Was domming her and just did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy Trailer Park Weed Whacker

you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: glassy meetinghouse

What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Cowardly Cuck

I think both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Smoky greedy senate sandwich

(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM
Author: supple mildly autistic kitty cat

Lol such a weird thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299164)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM
Author: Domesticated volcanic crater

if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: Chrome wrinkle preventive strike

(wine enema denialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Cocky Old Irish Cottage Market

has anyone done this yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: adventurous rebellious hall

You curious babe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: wonderful maize plaza immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Jade Psychic

Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: provocative casino striped hyena

I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: provocative casino striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007194)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007400)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: glittery native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007426)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: curious milky son of senegal sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985559)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM
Author: Talented church newt

switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581)