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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out firs...
garnet very tactful office
  07/26/12
What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced...
Violent messiness
  07/26/12
i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.
garnet very tactful office
  07/26/12
I'll think about J. when I'm doing it. Less gay?
Violent messiness
  07/26/12
i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is...
garnet very tactful office
  07/26/12
Hmm. I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my p...
Violent messiness
  07/26/12
i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpre...
garnet very tactful office
  07/26/12
Yeah. I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack sel...
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  07/26/12
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  08/20/12
well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mi...
garnet very tactful office
  08/20/12
also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometim...
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  07/26/12
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  07/31/12
oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of win...
garnet very tactful office
  07/31/12
It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing fo...
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  07/31/12
they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, ...
garnet very tactful office
  07/31/12
you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, i...
garnet very tactful office
  07/31/12
it's sunday night. get to it.
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Do you sick fucks actually do this?
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if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to...
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you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to ...
cyan seedy goyim
  11/09/12
I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops! That s...
submissive athletic conference
  11/09/12
how'd you propose the idea to her?
Demanding godawful chad
  11/09/12
Was domming her and just did it.
submissive athletic conference
  11/09/12
you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?
Demanding godawful chad
  11/09/12
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frisky crotch
  10/10/18
good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely t...
garnet very tactful office
  11/10/12
What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thi...
Pearl ape organic girlfriend
  11/09/12
I think both
Appetizing Sadistic School
  11/11/12
(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)
comical volcanic crater market
  11/11/12
Lol such a weird thread
Cerebral striped hyena base
  12/23/12
if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree
hyperventilating soul-stirring locale
  12/23/12
(wine enema denialist)
garnet very tactful office
  01/15/13
has anyone done this yet.
topaz gunner
  01/03/13
You curious babe?
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  11/08/14
Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my gi...
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  10/10/18
I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case ...
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  10/11/18
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frisky crotch
  10/12/18
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  03/25/19
switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her
excitant partner
  03/25/19


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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.

-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.

-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.

-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.

-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.

that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185120)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM
Author: Violent messiness

What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?

I want to do this sometime and jump right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185141)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Violent messiness

I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.

Less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185204)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.

but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185236)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: Violent messiness

Hmm.

I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185255)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Violent messiness

Yeah.

I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185442)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: brilliant nubile casino



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: garnet very tactful office

well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: garnet very tactful office



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: arrogant lilac trailer park police squad



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: garnet very tactful office

oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.

so that means:

a jug of cheap wine - fine.

a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220977)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: arrogant lilac trailer park police squad

It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: garnet very tactful office

they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?

i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21227798)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

it's sunday night. get to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641)



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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: brilliant nubile casino



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM
Author: impertinent citrine double fault public bath

Do you sick fucks actually do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722)



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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: lascivious bat-shit-crazy voyeur national



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM
Author: Bipolar Forum



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM
Author: opaque fragrant famous landscape painting fanboi

Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: brilliant nubile casino



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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: brilliant nubile casino



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: Sepia learning disabled stead wrinkle



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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: brilliant nubile casino



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: cyan seedy goyim

you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: submissive athletic conference

I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!

That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005723)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Demanding godawful chad

how'd you propose the idea to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: submissive athletic conference

Was domming her and just did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: Demanding godawful chad

you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: frisky crotch



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: garnet very tactful office

good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Pearl ape organic girlfriend

What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic School

I think both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: comical volcanic crater market

(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM
Author: Cerebral striped hyena base

Lol such a weird thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299164)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM
Author: hyperventilating soul-stirring locale

if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: garnet very tactful office

(wine enema denialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: topaz gunner

has anyone done this yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Aggressive lay jewess

You curious babe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Bossy Big-titted Milk Whorehouse

Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: submissive athletic conference

I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: submissive athletic conference



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: frisky crotch



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: dead azure becky



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Wine pit



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM
Author: excitant partner

switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581)