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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema
| buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse | 07/26/12 |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse -start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.
-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.
-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.
-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.
-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.
that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun. |
Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM Author: Smoky Sickened Death Wish What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?
I want to do this sometime and jump right in. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM Author: Smoky Sickened Death Wish I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.
Less gay? |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.
but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: Smoky Sickened Death Wish Hmm.
I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Smoky Sickened Death Wish Yeah.
I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: puce talking garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM Author: Comical point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.
so that means:
a jug of cheap wine - fine.
a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no. |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM Author: Comical point gaping It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?
i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences. |
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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse it's sunday night. get to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641) |
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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM Author: puce talking garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM Author: Racy Spruce Senate Do you sick fucks actually do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse [teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722) |
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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: vivacious indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM Author: Glassy talented knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM Author: bearded sticky dopamine Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: puce talking garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139) |
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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105) |
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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM Author: puce talking garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084) |
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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM Author: Bonkers spot people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM Author: puce talking garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM Author: Curious Hideous Hospital Liquid Oxygen you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM Author: provocative menage I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!
That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why. |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: Boyish cordovan ticket booth potus how'd you propose the idea to her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: provocative menage Was domming her and just did it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM Author: Boyish cordovan ticket booth potus you just whipped out the enema kit and everything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: hilarious frum theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Stimulating Duck-like Library Preventive Strike What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM Author: supple unholy sex offender Lol such a weird thread
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM Author: Apoplectic avocado partner friendly grandma if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370) |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse (wine enema denialist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM Author: Onyx Appetizing Locus Community Account has anyone done this yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: 180 sable crackhouse party of the first part Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: provocative menage I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700) |
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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM Author: Ungodly Toilet Seat switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581) |