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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out firs...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/26/12
What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced...
chartreuse aromatic party of the first part
  07/26/12
i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/26/12
I'll think about J. when I'm doing it. Less gay?
chartreuse aromatic party of the first part
  07/26/12
i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/26/12
Hmm. I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my p...
chartreuse aromatic party of the first part
  07/26/12
i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpre...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/26/12
Yeah. I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack sel...
chartreuse aromatic party of the first part
  07/26/12
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Haunting Weed Whacker
  08/20/12
well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mi...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  08/20/12
also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometim...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/26/12
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Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/31/12
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arousing painfully honest school cafeteria
  07/31/12
oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of win...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/31/12
It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing fo...
arousing painfully honest school cafeteria
  07/31/12
they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, ...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/31/12
you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, i...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  07/31/12
it's sunday night. get to it.
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  08/05/12
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Haunting Weed Whacker
  02/10/13
Do you sick fucks actually do this?
Shimmering associate hunting ground
  08/06/12
[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  08/06/12
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adventurous sapphire police squad
  11/24/12
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Buff dead roommate
  10/12/18
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excitant site fortuitous meteor
  08/06/12
Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, ...
Bonkers sickened sweet tailpipe forum
  08/06/12
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Haunting Weed Whacker
  08/20/12
if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  09/15/12
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Haunting Weed Whacker
  10/05/12
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lavender round eye pisswyrm
  10/05/12
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Haunting Weed Whacker
  11/09/12
you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to ...
Razzle stubborn lay
  11/09/12
I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops! That s...
Kink-friendly Nursing Home
  11/09/12
how'd you propose the idea to her?
Stirring Ivory Stead
  11/09/12
Was domming her and just did it.
Kink-friendly Nursing Home
  11/09/12
you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?
Stirring Ivory Stead
  11/09/12
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chocolate meetinghouse headpube
  10/10/18
good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely t...
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  11/10/12
What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thi...
magical house blood rage
  11/09/12
I think both
multi-colored haunted graveyard
  11/11/12
(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)
galvanic charcoal orchestra pit
  11/11/12
Lol such a weird thread
Topaz trip pervert
  12/23/12
if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree
titillating base
  12/23/12
(wine enema denialist)
Soul-stirring legal warrant legend
  01/15/13
has anyone done this yet.
disgusting indirect expression
  01/03/13
You curious babe?
Exciting garnet electric furnace black woman
  01/15/13
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racy transparent ratface
  11/08/14
Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my gi...
Cracking mustard reading party pistol
  10/10/18
I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case ...
Kink-friendly Nursing Home
  10/11/18
...
Kink-friendly Nursing Home
  10/12/18
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chocolate meetinghouse headpube
  10/12/18
...
frum set
  10/12/18
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comical unhinged point
  03/25/19
switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her
Curious blathering step-uncle's house windowlicker
  03/25/19


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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.

-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.

-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.

-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.

-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.

that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185120)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic party of the first part

What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?

I want to do this sometime and jump right in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185141)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic party of the first part

I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.

Less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185204)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.

but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185236)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic party of the first part

Hmm.

I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185255)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: chartreuse aromatic party of the first part

Yeah.

I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185442)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Haunting Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: arousing painfully honest school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.

so that means:

a jug of cheap wine - fine.

a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220977)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: arousing painfully honest school cafeteria

It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?

i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21227798)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

it's sunday night. get to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641)



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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: Haunting Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM
Author: Shimmering associate hunting ground

Do you sick fucks actually do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722)



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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: adventurous sapphire police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Buff dead roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM
Author: excitant site fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269833)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM
Author: Bonkers sickened sweet tailpipe forum

Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Haunting Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: Haunting Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: lavender round eye pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Haunting Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: Razzle stubborn lay

you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Nursing Home

I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!

That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005723)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Stirring Ivory Stead

how'd you propose the idea to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Nursing Home

Was domming her and just did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: Stirring Ivory Stead

you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: chocolate meetinghouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: magical house blood rage

What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: multi-colored haunted graveyard

I think both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: galvanic charcoal orchestra pit

(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM
Author: Topaz trip pervert

Lol such a weird thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299164)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM
Author: titillating base

if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring legal warrant legend

(wine enema denialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: disgusting indirect expression

has anyone done this yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Exciting garnet electric furnace black woman

You curious babe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: racy transparent ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Cracking mustard reading party pistol

Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Nursing Home

I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007194)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: chocolate meetinghouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007400)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: frum set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007426)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: comical unhinged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985559)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM
Author: Curious blathering step-uncle's house windowlicker

switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581)