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Just got the word, made partner.
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  11/20/13
Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?
Sinister mind-boggling selfie new version
  11/20/13
Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for ...
Big Cerise Set Pisswyrm
  11/20/13
They probably would.
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  11/20/13
Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here
light dashing ape
  11/20/13
lmfao
rambunctious vengeful stead tank
  09/11/15
YNYYYYYYYYY
lime motley indian lodge
  11/20/13
Gonna bump this, 180 man.
Trip Roast Beef Blood Rage
  05/01/14
180
Opaque Market
  05/01/14
180 so under appreciated
offensive box office
  05/01/14
Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  05/01/14
Lmao, elaborate brother.
Trip Roast Beef Blood Rage
  05/01/14
This is more common than people realize during the first cou...
mint vibrant gaping pervert
  05/01/14
wtf how?
offensive box office
  05/01/14
gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?
Opaque Market
  05/01/14
...
mint vibrant gaping pervert
  05/01/14
"Gotta put in youre fare share" (Boomer partner c...
light dashing ape
  05/01/14
...
mint vibrant gaping pervert
  05/01/14
There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does no...
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  05/01/14
doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?
Opaque Market
  05/01/14
so what did you make in the year before partnership and what...
Chartreuse high-end wagecucks
  05/01/14
Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my sala...
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  05/01/14
ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my w...
Chartreuse high-end wagecucks
  05/01/14
Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be ...
concupiscible bearded laser beams
  05/01/14
While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need ...
Abnormal Irradiated Lodge
  05/01/14
Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the...
concupiscible bearded laser beams
  05/01/14
well said
Soul-stirring faggotry
  05/01/14
he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "s...
anal jew
  05/01/14
Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I ...
concupiscible bearded laser beams
  05/01/14
I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am l...
spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown
  05/01/14
well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ...
Soul-stirring faggotry
  05/01/14
180
concupiscible bearded laser beams
  05/01/14
Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change th...
concupiscible bearded laser beams
  05/01/14
180, congrats
umber halford
  05/01/14
Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <...
Fragrant range
  05/01/14
...
Histrionic house gay wizard
  09/11/15


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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

Just got the word, made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476715)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: Sinister mind-boggling selfie new version

Congrats bro, how you going to mourn tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476720)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: Big Cerise Set Pisswyrm

Congrats. Show you co workers your thread crying drunk for days and maybe they will reconsider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476723)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

They probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476737)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: light dashing ape

Get a skillet on the stove, we got a fucking partner here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476746)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: rambunctious vengeful stead tank

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737135)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: lime motley indian lodge

YNYYYYYYYYY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#24476755)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Trip Roast Beef Blood Rage

Gonna bump this, 180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484654)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Opaque Market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484658)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: offensive box office

180 so under appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484663)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

Did I mention I make less money than I used to? LJL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484678)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Trip Roast Beef Blood Rage

Lmao, elaborate brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484680)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: mint vibrant gaping pervert

This is more common than people realize during the first couple years of associate to partner transition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484689)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: offensive box office

wtf how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484683)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Opaque Market

gotta pay dat buy-in equity, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484688)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: mint vibrant gaping pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484690)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: light dashing ape

"Gotta put in youre fare share"

(Boomer partner captaining the firm into bankruptcy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484698)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mint vibrant gaping pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484700)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

There is a buy-in, but that is not so bad. Our firm does not operate on an "eat what you kill" method. Rather, partners are assigned percentage points based upon a variety of factors. At the end of the year, you get a share of the net "profit" based upon your percentage. Throughout the year, you are essentially taking advances from your anticipated end of the year check in the form of monthly draws. I could have set my draw higher, but kept my current rate of pay to be conservative and hopefully get a huge check at the end of the yer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484707)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Opaque Market

doesn't that fuck things up for you for tax purposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484749)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse high-end wagecucks

so what did you make in the year before partnership and what will you make after.

I am up for partner this year. Based on what they told me about how profits are divided up, I'd have made about $80k more...which isn't that exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484752)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

Made 120k pre-partnership. Kept my draw the same as my salary, but it is actually less money as I now pay for my own health insurance. After subtracting my yearly buy-in and stuff will probably be looking at another 100k pre tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484771)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse high-end wagecucks

ah. Yeah, same for me about health insurance. Luckily my wife's job provides it for basically free.

What does the median partner at your firm make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484785)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: concupiscible bearded laser beams

Congrats, now instead of being a partner's bitch, you'll be your clients' bitch! You've been promoted to Head Bitch! I hope you enjoy the rest of your depressing, stressed professional life as a non-contributing dreg of society whose only economic function is to make things less efficient so that the Jews can squeeze extra money out of the system. This is truly an honor.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484719)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Irradiated Lodge

While you're assessment is largely correct, there's no need to rain on the guys parade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484742)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: concupiscible bearded laser beams

Just because there's a parade doesn't mean the people in the parade aren't faggots (see: gay pride)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484754)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring faggotry

well said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484759)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: anal jew

he's some 23 y/o doofus dicking around in the austin "startup scene". twinklet with a delusional complex that even box nowag'd retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484794)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: concupiscible bearded laser beams

Lol brother I have no idea where you got any of that, but I fucked the everloving shit out of Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484818)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: spectacular stubborn volcanic crater clown

I agree a lot of lawyers are scum. I'd like to think I am less scummy than many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484777)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring faggotry

well you aren't. now get off the bort and go kiss some kike ass. money isn't going to just funnel itself into some kike's account, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484788)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: concupiscible bearded laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484798)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: concupiscible bearded laser beams

Even if you personally are less scummy, it doesn't change the fact that literally the entire industry you work for is a stinking pile of shit. There is no honor among thieves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484797)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: umber halford

180, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484811)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Fragrant range

Never saw this thread when it was originally poasted. So <><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><> is not necessarily destiny for us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#25484960)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Histrionic house gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2418888&forum_id=2#28737130)