"The term of President Knox will be a watershed in the history of the Republic. Any newly elected president, chancellor or prime minister of a partner or allied nation will be rewarded by doing a "scene" with President Knox. These will be marketed with such titles as "Rose Garden Romp," "Camp David Dildos," and "Air Force Hole in One." Her writings -- her first porn story, her tweets, and the celebrated feminist tract "Ode to a Dead Porn Star" with be revered right up there with the founding documents and the Federalist Papers. Imagine taking your grand children to see the Knox Memorial on the Mall in DC. A reclining Knox will be depicted with Jefferson between her thighs, with Lincoln shoving his 11 inch penis down her throat -- symbolizing Belle as the vessel which transmits the nation's best traditions to future generations. The Presidential Library will be established on the Duke Campus, compete with a strip club, glory holes, and a theater that shows Belle's greatest scenes non-stop. Finally, visitors possessing a valid US passport or a green card will be treated with a ride in the Presidential Bang Bus, where they can have random sex with Duke students who have embraced the Knoxian formula of sex as "empowerment.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2597466&forum_id=2#25775474)